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Category: General Whackos

  • Eric May; too nutty for his own fruitcakes

    Our favorite nut bar, “Captain” Eric May, has proved too nutty for his own fruitcakes/squirrel turds in the Ghost Troop. On his latest venue, Veterans Today, he announced to his loose association of crack pots known as Ghost Troop that he intended to write his support for Donald Trump.

    Immediately, his Ghost Troop started dissipating;

    GT veteran Liz Allen, Sunday Morning:

    “Captain May: I strongly disagree with this advice. Donald Trump is one of the worst right-winger opportunists on the planet. How in the world could you support this know-nothing, unconstitutional, undemocratic asshole.

    “I thought you were a progressive man, a man who stood with the people, not with corporate America and their New World Order. If you continue on this tirade, I shall stop all contact with you, and write you off as just another right-wing birther junkie who refuses to acknowledge the truth.

    “This is unbelievable. I had such respect for you before this email. Now I wonder if I have been bamboozled by your crowd all these years. — A FORMER Ghost Trooper”

    Liz, you missed the whole point; not to support Trump, but to further his “ideas”. Give Trump more credit in order to discredit the Republicans – make all Republicans look like ill-educated bumpkins with a bad toup. Convince Republicans that Trump could attract Democrat voters with his space cadet rantings (ala John McCain). As if Democrats would vote for anyone except Obama next year.

  • Isn’t it ironic?

    I don’t suppose Gordon Duff sees the irony in his latest incoherent rant “When Conspiracies Go Too Far” in which he defends the missing Obama birth certificate from The Donald;

    Trump is a “whacko” and “wingnut.” Problem is, he can go on network TV, even represent Serta Mattresses and nobody challenges him about his outlandish belief that President Obama has been lying about his place of birth.

    When I say “outlandish,” consider this; Virtually thousands of people must be involved in this massive conspiracy….

    Yeah, and how many thousands must be involved in covering up what Duff considers “the truth” of 9-11? How many people had to have been involved in planting explosives around the supports of the twin towers and the building surrounding them? Not to mention how many people had to have witnessed the demolitions placement.

    How many people have to be involved in the endless stream of events that Duff calls “false flag” operations around the world? Bombings in Moscow, the recruitment to Mossad of Mamoud Ahmadinejad, Adam Perlman Gahdan and Usama bin Laden. Not to mention the use of HAARP against the poor unsuspecting Japanese.

    But somehow the birth certificate cover-up requires many more people.

    In fact, the same publications accuse Obama of being both a Zionist and Muslim at the same time.

    Like Duff accuses Ahmadinejad of being a Mossad agent in the same breath that he calls him a hero for standing up to Israel.

    In a world of secrecy and deception, is Donald Trump living proof that President Obama may be a stealth “real president?”

    If a man is defined by his enemies and I believe he is, could we, I must include myself, be wrong about him?

    Yes, Donald Trump proves Obama is the best President we’ve ever had. All Donald Trump proves is that my barber is a lot better than his. And Duff proves me at least semi-coherent.

  • So where’s the outrage?

    The Washington Times yesterday reported that two men, one Afghan and the other Iranian, burned a Koran and posted the video on You Tube – in Iran;

    This seven-and-a-half minute long video shows the two men, their faces obscured, holding the Muslim holy book and reading prepared statements. They say that Arabs have foisted this book and their homelands and because of it they have gone backwards for 1400 years. They say they dislike the Koran and want it to disappear, adding “Viva freedom!”

    So, shouldn’t the perpetually outraged be breaking down the gates of Iranian embassies around the world and beheading the employees within? Consider this TAH’s contribution towards that end.

  • Your Daily Crazy Jimmy Janos

    If you’re still holding out and hoping Jesse Ventura or Jimmy Janos runs on a ticket with Ron Paul, you really need to listen to him on the Howard Stern Show;

    Yes, it all makes perfect sense. Tsunamis are caused by the death star in the Northern Sky. Obviously, Darth Cheney didn’t turn over the keys in 2009. And we know they’re hiding something because they wouldn’t let the huge ritard on a military base.

    Thanks to Ben for the link.

  • Jimmy Janos on CNN

    I have no idea why the media pays this ignorant human being any attention. I’ve had more coherent discussions with winos;

    And stop calling him a Navy SEAL (he’s wearing the Tshirt, too). Asking him about SEAL operations is like asking me about Ranger operations, 35 years after I left the battalion – and I’ve never called myself a Ranger. I don’t know shit about what they do these days, or the weapons they use or even the language they use, so why is Piers Morgan asking him if SEAL Operations should remain a secret? What does Jimmy know?

  • My dream ticket

    Yeah, from a blogging standpoint, this is too much craziness to ignore. I mean now on a slow day I can depend on Joe “Bite Me” Biden to tell a cripple to stand up or something. Just imagine two people who are twice as crazy as Bite Me campaigning on opposite ends of the country for each other.

    Fox News interviews Ventura on the potential for a Paul/Ventura ticket;

    Jesse Ventura’s publicist confirms he’d consider running on the same ticket with Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, if he ran as an independent, but Paul’s camp has yet to respond to the suggestion.

    “He said he would consider running with him,” Says Jen Hobbs, who’s organizing Ventura’s current book tour. “If Paul ran as a Republican, Jesse would run as independent on same ticket. Or if Paul switched to Independent, he would seriously consider it.”

    Or, if Paul was wearing bunny ears and Ventura could wear a tu-tu. Or if Paul would sing a round of “Row, row, row your boat” with Taylor Swift while Ventura played with his action figures.

    And the Paulians would come out of their basements again. Do you know how long it’s been since someone has told me to “read a book sometime”? And Ventura has those three guys who never missed an episode of his TV show.

    Naw, I don’t want them to win (not much danger of that), I just want them to campaign.

  • May: Cindy caused Katrina

    For some reason TSO can’t look away from the train wreck that is CPT Eric May. Today’s Mossad/HAARP conspiracy posits that the McBushitler cabal caused the three hurricanes which struck the Gulf Coast in 2005 to silence Cindy Sheehan;

    One of the thousands at Cindy Sheehan’s Camp Casey in August, I was returning to Houston from Crawford the Sunday night after Katrina plowed into New Orleans. Refugees told us that operatives had dynamited the levees to drown the poor folks of the ninth district. Watching the huge black clouds still menacing in the east as we drove home, I told my wife that Katrina had removed Cindy Sheehan from the news for Bush. For the first time a suspicion formed and I added, “Maybe it was meant to.”

    Back home, I began to examine the bizarre meteorological data behind Katrina, and in a few days I had seen enough research to conclude that she was a HAARP-induced event.

    The year before that, the Bush Administration used HAARP to cause four hurricanes to strike Florida to help his brother win reelection. May says that the four hurricanes hitting Florida “defied all odds”. Yeah, because who ever heard of four hurricanes landing in Florida, right?

    Not only that, Bush conspired with Democrat Chicago Mayor Daley to infect Illinois with bird flu, and because New York City is testing it’s readiness for a hurricane, it means that the Obama Administration is planning one to get rid of the poor people living in that city. I guess that could play right into the community organizer’s hands – reducing the number of poor people by washing them out to sea.

  • Sticks and Stones

    Considering what is happening in Afghanistan I thought this is cartoon would put things into perspective. Also given that there are some interesting things coming out from the Rethink Afghanistan community.

    Ok were to start.

    Well, okay, but…these were UN workers at a time when 100K+ troops were in the country. Doesn’t seem like the presence helped them much.

    Or this one.

    That Florida pastor should be banished to Afghanstan for starting such a malificent ruckus, that people are killed as a result. If you read Islam’s history? You will realized it greatest spread came in the first 100years, by military conquest. Why poke a stick at a sleeping tigre?

    But it is really just propaganda and never happened.

    Those dudes SO look like they are posing in that picture. Look at that dude to the far left and the one behind him. Angry mob my ass. lol Looks like a well done fashion shoot for urban couture to me. Me thinks this is just some more propaga…nda to depict just how “wild and crazy” those Afghanis supposedly are, thus vindicating the presence of the “moral, virtuous, and humane” foreign occupation forces to preserve all that is just and good. Let’s forget about the indiscriminate killings that have been going down on their side. I’m just saying.

    Not to forget the standard it is all our fault statements.

    Carly the 1.5 million drone planes that US citizens have to pay with their tax dollars are bombing a villages and killing civilians. Death toll has risen to 31% this year. over 2 thousand just last year have died. Why isnt this hitting american media? How many babies are being born with deformities from chemical bombs being dropped. Maybe there protesting for other reasons as well. LOOK AT THE US and what there already doing. US government are the HITLER of today

    But the rioters are not to blame.

    Yep you heard that right, we are using chemical weapons in Afghanistan.

    Did you forget the US killed millions of Iraqis in a war based on false evidence. Did you forget they submited torture. Did you forget that they started a civil war within the country thats killing over 32 thousand people. Stop blaming The opressed look at the dictators, how do you explain what they did?

    Oh and if anyone can translate this one please let me know.

    u have to understand even if u think all rlgs are fairy tales that Muslims honor the Quran more than any other Ppl value their holy scriptures, so I u dis it u dis the Ppl n that’s y they wana take some action n not just do lip s…ervice … A good analogy for the westerners is if someone cussed out the mist beloved thing to u n wanted to burn it ( cud be ur mom ., ur daughter ., etc)how wud u respond????
    n than after ur actions if everyone else who witnessed it called u barbaric ., I think that person is absolutely desensitized, which is majority the case with Ppl in the west who don’t give a shit abt anything….
    Terry jones is an ass.
    b4 judging afg Ppl n society, judge ur own.