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Category: General Whackos

  • Ya know where we really need a no fly zone?

    Laura Flanders, formerly of Air America, the liberal talk radio network fiasco, currently of GritTV and Counter Punch has decided that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is just as evil as Qaddafi because he wants to use aircraft to stop drug dealers, smugglers and general ne’er-do-wells from crossing his county.

    Qaddafi, after all, isn’t the only one using military technology against his own people. Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona, has launched “Operation Desert Sky” to round up “illegal drugs and human cargo”—read, men, women, human, immigrants.

    Um, criminals?

    Isn’t it time for a no-fly zone in Arizona? The state senate failed to pass Russell Pearce’s anti-immigrant bills, but Arpaio, who just recently performed a tank raid on suspected cockfighters for A&E’s TV cameras and Steven Seagal, is clearly escalating.

    Former GRITtv guest Salvador Reza, an Arizona immigration activist, says it’s unconscionable for Obama and the Justice Department to be part of Arpaio’s coalition of the willing. But beyond that, isn’t it time for us to put a stop to Arpaio’s violence once and for all?

    Really? Violence? Flying observation aircraft is now violence?

    Thirty aircraft will be used in the operation, and, according to the Cypress Times, will be furnished and flown largely by the sheriff’s armed volunteer posse—in other words, vigilantes. They’ll be armed with M-16s and a 50-caliber machine gun.

    Yeah, been reading about the border recently Laura? The bad guys down there have guns and shoot at American cops. It’s not like Arizona LEOs are going to be strafing innocent women and children, for Pete’s sake.

    It’s no wonder that Air America went broke if this bint is an example of the talent they hired.

    Thanks to ROS for the tip.

  • Vets Today; Lunacy’s finest hour

    “Captain” Eric May, who we first wrote about a year ago, writes in Veterans Today that the earthquakes in Burma (or Myanmar) were the direct result of “tectonic warfare” directed by the space shuttle Challenger.

    For the second time in the last four years, the training scenario of an in-progress, high-level U.S. disaster drill has actually occurred in Myanmar, the Indochina rice bowl that has irked international investors with its anti-globalist economic policies.

    Three researchers sent me emails yesterday, the sum of which is that the former Burma probably suffered a punitive geowar attack. I render them to my reader with this earnest counsel:

    They who caused Mayanmar’s mayhem have planned National Level Exercise 2011 for mid-May. At its core is a catastrophic U.S. earthquake.

    How they love their “false flags”;

    Moret suggests that Space Shuttle Discovery was a forward observer for a HAARP attack on Japan. I wonder whether she read your False Flag Space Shuttle, posted in February, in which you gave an early warning that the shuttle might target nuclear reactors.

    HAARP, of course is the US top secret weather weapon that apparently causes earthquakes which have nothing to do with weather…so I don’t know how the hell Karl Rove can use it to create tsunamis and “tectonic warfare”. Everyone knows how the US will actually fire their weather weapons at unsuspecting third world shitholes in an exercise. And how we need a forward observer in the Space Shuttle to find Myanmar, cuz without a forward observer, how would we know to hit a place that big with our Space Shuttle Death Star. A place we can find on any grade school textbook map.

    When a commenter posits that the Myanmar earthquake was caused by extracting oil from shale, May immediately calls him a heretic and they assemble the pitchfork brigades because he has no proof it was the result of oil extraction. But they don’t need proof of a weather death star. And apparently it’s all because of the world’s rice supply.

    Thanks to TSO for the link.

  • When appliances attack

    When last we visited Kevin Canada, it was just his refrigerator that was designed by the CIA to kill him slowly, but apparently all of his electrical appliances have turned on him;

    WELL IF THEY ARE NOT TURNING YOUR HOME INTO AN ELECTRICAL HELLHOUSE BY TURNING ALL YOUR APPLIANCES AND ELECTRICAL THINGS INTO WEAPONS AND SHOCKING THE HOLY SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND GANG STALKING YOU TO DEATH, HITTING YOU WITH SATELLITE WEAPONS, READING ALL YOUR THOUGHTS, 7/24 SURVEILLANCE AND PSYOPS. NOW THEY HAVE A NEW WEAPON TO ATTACK YOU WITH SILENT SOUND (HAARP) WHICH THEY ARE USING ON ME NOW AS WELL. I HOPE AMERICA DOES GET WHAT IT DESERVES IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. I WILL NOT STOP SPEAKING TRUTH AGAINST THESE CRIMINALS!

    Yeah, in last week’s email he told us (he cc:s the email to about two hundred people, and that’s just the A’s) that the Obama Administration HAARP’d the Japs to prevent them from building a nuclear weapons program…as if they hadn’t learned their lesson at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I had to look up the HAARP project, too. It stands for High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program and I guess it’s supposed to be a weather weapon, like the one Bush and Chaney used on New Orleans. And according to Mr. Canada, they can use it on individuals, too, which, according to him is what tinnitus really is – finally an explanation so’s I can join the ranks of the paranoid.

    Went into New York today for St Patty’s Day parade which is awesome by the way, a six hour long parade. The place was crawling with cops and fireman. I talked to a bunch of them. I told one cop you know people who are speaking out about 9/11 are being TARGETED, he said he knew, asked me if I was one of the good guys. So that tells you right there the cops know what’s going on.

    Talked to a NYC police LT and told him about the same thing and he was aware of it, told me how to report it. My parting words to him were that I believe the US was HAARPING Japan, he told me his exact words I would be RIGHT ON in my assessment of that situation.

    I wonder if he also saw those cops and firemen as leprechauns or giant bunnies.

    Now’s your turn to yell at me for making fun of Kevin. Since he threatened Colin Powell to his face and his emails are sent to a slew of house.gov and senate.gov addresses I have to think the Feds are indeed watching this guy, but not because of the reasons he prefers to believe.

  • Duff: You’re all Nazis now

    Perpetual crackpot/crack addict Gordon Duff is off on another tear this week, and apparently we’re all Nazis now. Somehow, because Peter King is holding hearings in Congress about Islamist extremism, we’re presiding over a new Kristalnacht every night.

    Long ago Marine General Smedley Butler told us “War is a Racket.” War criminals are criminals, racketeers that put Al Capone, even the top criminal of all time, Meyer Lansky, to shame. Today’s criminals send out carrier battle groups instead of “hit men” and, as with Israel, use nuclear weapons for shakedowns instead of a brick through a plate glass window.

    Every night is kristallnacht, some children have never known anything else.

    These bumbling anti-intellectuals love to drag out Smedley Butler like they were the first ones to discover the old crank.

    Forty percent of American Christians belong to violent Zionist sects. The leaders of these sects are considered war criminals for advocating mass killing, race war and torture.

    Really? Forty percent? How do we find time to update our Facebook status if we’re all so busy insuring that Jews have a homeland?

    I think Duff needs to be locked up in a rubber room somewhere before we read about him shooting up the Holocaust Museum. Thanks to TSO for the link.

  • Duff: Israel aid to Libya included micro-nukes

    COB6 sends us a link to Gordon Duff’s latest mind-droppings which accuse Israel of secretly delivering “micro-nukes” to Libyan rebels. To support this contention, Duff sources to himself and other Veterans Today lunatics.

    With Israeli security companies openly operating inside Libya, in violation of UN sanctions, reportedly 50,000 “mercenaries” on the way to lead the crackdown on rebel forces, is there a chance that the covert arms relationship between Israel and Libya, alive and well and very “nuclear” in 2003, may be a factor in the recent “mishap?”

    He claims there has always been a “love/hate” relationship between Gaddafi and Israel;

    Libya and Israel have, for decades now, traded arms, WMD technologies, shared intelligence and even spied on America together as part of a consortium of rogue states whose membership has grown and shrunk over the years. Iran, East Germany and Czechoslovakia were overthrown by revolutions.

    Of course, he can’t help but link these nukes to 9-11;

    Khalzov, while serving with the Soviet Army forces tasked with cataloging and overseeing all nuclear weapons use around the world describes briefings about demolition devices, thermonuclear bombs, that were planted under the World Trade Center, information that was shared with the Soviet Union in accordance with their treaty with the United States

    As always, the real comedy lies in the comments.

  • Egyptian riot head gear

    Someone sent me these pictures. Since I got yelled at for making fun of a lunatic who was being slowly killed by his refrigerator yesterday, i wonder if I can get yelled at for making fun of Egyptian protesters.

    This is my favorite – that’s bread taped to his head;

    Hey, we used to cook in our steel pot helmets why can’t it work the other way?

    I would think that this headgear would make them more likely targets than the normal people around them. I know I’d be trying to bean them.

  • Manning faces 22 more charges

    Rurik sends us this MSNBC link which announces that the Army has charged Bradley Manning, the 23-year-old former Private First Class with 22 more crimes.

    The charges filed Wednesday include 16 specifications of wrongfully causing classified material to be published on the Internet and knowing that the information would be accessed by the enemy; theft of public property or records; transmitting defense information and computer fraud.

    He was also charged with “information assurance” and “security program” violations.

    “The new charges more accurately reflect the broad scope of the crimes that Pvt. 1st Class Manning is accused of committing,” said Capt. John Haberland, a legal spokesman for the Military District of Washington.

    While conviction on the charge of “aiding the enemy” could result in the death penalty, military prosecutors recommended that he be sentenced to life in prison if convicted on that charge alone.

    I love the smell of frying bacon in the morning.

    Of course, MSNBC can’t report on Manning without stirring up some sympathy for the little traitorous turd;

    Coombs, Manning’s lawyer, has complained that his confinement conditions — in maximum custody under a “prevention of injury” watch — are unduly harsh and undermine his right to a fair trial. Manning has been confined in a 6-by-12-foot cell with a bed, a drinking fountain and a toilet for about 23 hours a day, Coombs has said.

    Anti-war groups, a psychologist group as well as filmmaker Michael Moore and Pentagon Papers whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg have called for Bradley to be released from detention. Amnesty International and other human rights organizations have condemned the Obama administration’s imprisonment conditions.

    Dude. He has a bed, a drinking fountain and a toilet? When I did my time in prison in Panama, my bed was a newspaper spread out on the concrete floor, my toilet was a one-quart milk carton, and the only time I got to drink water was at meal time. He’s got it sweet.

    And I’m sure that the Army will release him to Amnesty International and Michael Moore. Ten seconds after he is released, they’ll smuggle him to some sympathetic country in the folds of Moore’s belly fat. Since the charge of “aiding the enemy” could bring the death penalty, they ought to keep his little monkey ass in the lock up.

  • He makes it sounds so simple

    A few years ago, Michael Moore made a coupla million bucks explaining to the world that “there is no terrorist threat”. Now, several hundred human bombs later, he explains why “we’re not broke”;

    Thanks to ROS for the video.