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Category: General Whackos

  • McKinney on Libya’s state TV

    Well, at least she’s a traitorous bitch during every presidential administration (From CNN);

    “I want to say categorically and very clearly that these policies of war … are not what the people of the United States stand for, and it’s not what African-Americans stand for,” she told state TV.

    The former Georgia representative also slammed the economic policies of U.S. President Barack Obama and said the government of the United States no longer represents the interests of the American people.

    “Under the economic policies of the Obama administration, those who have the least are losing the most. And those who have the most are getting even more,” she said. “The situation in the United States is becoming more dire for average ordinary Americans, and the last thing we need to do is to spend money on death, destruction and war.”

    How much of an mega=ass-kisser do you have to be to go on Moammar Gaddafi’s wholly-owned TV station these days?

    I’d like to know how many African-Americans admit that the lunatic McKinney speaks for them. And I guess we all know who’ll get McKinney’s vote in 2012.

    As Weasel Zippers points out, where’s the mention in the CNN article of McKinney’s party?

  • What’s that say about the other guys?

    Jimmy Carter, probably the worst President in American history, tried to convince NBC viewers that he’s the best ex-President ever. (Picked up at Hot Air who linked to NBC – see how I linked to you there, Hot Air?)

    In an interview with NBC’s Brian Williams, former President Jimmy Carter, who has been a target of the right through the years, lauded his own post-presidency, telling Williams, “I feel that my role as a former president is probably superior to that of other presidents.”

    Superior? Really? Like the way he bought time for North Korea to develop their nuclear weapons program? The way he encourages Palestinians to kill Jews? The way he’s silent on Iran, but condemns Israel at every opportunity? Well, apparently even carter was embarrassed by his remark;

    *** UPDATE 3:59 pm ET *** Former President Carter issued a written statement after his comments aired:

    “What I meant was, for 27 years the Carter Center has provided me with superior opportunities to do good.”

    The Carter Center has provided him the opportunity to be the most superior meddler in history. Didn’t the Carter Center certify Hugo Chavez’ last election despite clear evidence that there was malfeasance involved in the election? Was it a coincidence that the certification occurred during the Bush Administration?

    Exit polling from the American firm of Penn, Schoen & Berland Associates suggested the inverse of the results Mr. Carter blessed last Monday that showed Mr. Chavez survived the recount referendum by a margin of 59% to 41%. Nor does the list of concerns for the opposition end with rigged voting machines. Many parties say they have names of government employees fired after their names were disclosed on the Internet by a pro-Chavez legislator as signers of a petition calling for the referendum. Some Venezuelan papers even reported that the paper records of the votes were found in rivers and vacant lots.

    And then Carter was disappointed when Chavez became an authoritarian and wouldn’t cooperate with the Democrat Administration.

    Carter says Chavez initially helped the country by sharing national wealth. But Carter says Chavez is now consolidating political power, making it “almost impossible” for the Obama Administration to establish friendly relations with Venezuela.

    Yeah, that’s a real superior record there, peanut boy.

  • Raucous Rapture Ritards

    I don’t who was more ritarded, the followers of Harold Camping, the media, or the clowns that were attracted to Camping’s radio studio yesterday for the non-event. Either way, we’re lucky that our buddy, Zombie, was there to record the buffoonery in pictures for us;

    Go to Pajama Media to see the whole Zombie post “Media Circus of Biblical Proportions at Armageddon HQ.”

  • Bibi, Endeavor, Rahm; all of the pieces are in place

    Undeterred by his wildly inaccurate prediction that the Sears (Willis) Tower would fall last week, Eric May moves along to his next “false flag” prediction. All of the pieces are in place – of course most of the plot revolves around Jews of one stripe or another;

    Space Shuttle Endeavour has lifted off, and will remain in orbit for the rest of the month. Its sister Discovery was aloft when Japan’s megaquake cycle began with a 7.2 quake on March 9. It was also orbiting during what was probably a HAARP attack against the Houston area on July 28, 2005, as the nearby BP refinery ten miles south of NASA exploded and burned. Because of these events many researchers consider the Space Shuttle program to be part of the Star Wars offensive panoply.

    Sure if I had a weather weapon that could cause earthquakes (which aren’t weather events, by the way), I’d load down the Space Shuttle with it.

    Rahm “The Bomb” Emanuel has been inaugurated as Chicago mayor. He is an Israeli military veteran whose father was a member of the notorious Jewish Irgun terror organization. In the last two weeks he has appointed Gene McCarthy, a key NYC 9/11 police official, as Chicago’s top cop, and Jewish Chicago Police Department apparatchik Michael Masters as head of Cook County Homeland Security.

    Wait, since when is McCarthy a Jewish name – sneaky bastards.

    Today Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who was present for both the U.S. 9/11 and the U.K. 7/7 terror attacks, comes to Washington, DC, and will remain in the U.S. until late next week. The last time he visited, Barack Obama left the country on a visit to India, secret national level nuclear war games began, and four U.S. nuclear reactors had emergencies. All this, five months before the meltdown in Fukushima — where Israeli security was in charge.

    Oh, and apparently, British Petroleum infected May with Lou Gehrig’s disease for uncovering their assault on their own refinery or something. As always, the commenters are always just a little bit nuttier than Eric “Squirrel Turd” May.

    Rahm got sworn in yesterday or the day before, and there have not been many chemtrails over Chicago for about 36 hours.

    So did Obama stop dropping chemtrails on Chicago the day Emmanuel became mayor, or did Emmanuel stop the bombardment contrary to the old Daley policy of increased chemtrails? I’m confused. Luckily, I’m not the only one, apparently.

  • Gordon Duff on “Desert Two”

    We’ve been reading for weeks now from Gordon Duff of Veterans Today that the Obama Administration couldn’t have killed bin Laden in that compound in Pakistan because he’s already been dead for ten years and kept in George Bush’s freezer.

    Now we learn that not only didn’t those SEALs kill bin Laden, several of them died in a crash reminiscent of the Desert One operation in Iran thirty years ago causing them to abort the operation to not kill bin Laden in the compound where he wasn’t;

    A Pakistan news agency reports that the bin Laden raid on Abbottabad was aborted because of a helicopter crash which killed several passengers, believed to be Pashtu speaking Americans.

    Though this is from a news agency, it is an eyewitness account and unconfirmed. Veterans Today has received this story from several sources but most recently from our comments section. Thanks!

    If this story is true, it would be a disaster for the Obama presidency, deeply paralleling the unsuccessful hostage rescue attempt in Iran during the Carter presidency.

    If the story is true, our heartfelt sympathies for the families of those who may have died in this operation. As described below, the mission depicts real heroism and, despite political concerns and the usual finger pointing, represents, of all the stories told, something Americans can be proud of.

    Nice source, there, Gordo – your commenters are the only people on the planet who are more whacked out than your writing staff. Why else would they swallow your constantly shifting “facts”?

  • Today is May 12th and we’re still alive

    Earlier this week, Eric May, Captain Crazy-Pants of Veterans Today predicted a huge “false flag” attack on US interests (he called it 9-11 2B) probably the Sears Tower. So when I awoke this morning, accounted for all of my toes and fingers, I wondered “WTF?” How could it be that CPT May was be wrong?

    Of course, I knew there would be a good explanation at Veterans Today. Nothing, except his continued concern for the Sears Tower.

    A man jumping off the Kalifa Tower in Dubai, was a “go code” for the attack. I guess using signal flags or calling on the phone are passe. Much better to jump off the world’s tallest building to send a signal. But, we can’t be sure if the message got through because the man jumped from the 147th floor and only made to the 108th floor before his fall was interrupted by a pesky terrace…so did Mossad even get the signal?

    The man may have worked at a company inside the 160-storey building, the paper said, adding that police said statements showed a holiday he had requested was turned down.

    Well, that hardly sounds plausible…the signal to begin a false flag terrorist attack sounds much more realistic.

    Anyway, there’s no explanation from May as to why there was no terror attack as he had predicted. The only thing I can think of is that he’s a crack pot with absolutely no idea what he’s talking about – but that can’t possibly be true.

    As always, the commenters are scarier than the authors at Veterans Today. Take for example, JohnZ;

    Now I believe this to be certain. If a larger number of [J]ews begin leaving Chicago, then you know [the false flag terrorist attack is] a done deal.

  • May out-crazies Duff

    TSO sends us another link from Veterans Today, this one from the nuttiest of all squirrel turds Eric May. In today’s missive. May warns us that Madonna and Dick Cheney are plotting to take over a famous sporting goods chain store and then shoot all of the lawyers in the face…or something;

    Cabala is the signal and signature of the Cabal. Without their Cabala there can be no Cabal. When it is exposed they are exposed, and they must scurry like cockroaches when the the lights are turned on. Their disconnection of the words Cabala and Cabal by changing Cabala to Kabbalah is one of their key kulturkampf achievements, right up there with turning BC into BCE.

    “A secretive Cabal running American foreign policy is undermining American democracy” – LTC Lawrence Wilkerson, chief of staff to Secretary of State Colin Powell, 10/19/05

    Real infowarriors are anxious about and preparing for these dangerous occult days:

    5/11/11 6/11/11 7/11/11 8/11/11 9/11/11 10/11/1 11/11/11 12/11/11

    So I’m guessing that the world is going to end on some day this year that has an eleven or two in it. I suppose that all of the days with eleven in them that already happened this year weren’t all that significant, because, ya know, nothing happened on those days.

    You might be surprised, as I was, to learn that Alex Jones is a part of the Main Stream Media.

    Real infowarriors should not be confused with Alex Jones and the mainstream alternative media (MAM), which can be informative until information becomes critical to expose false flag set ups. At that point they inevitably become collaborators. In my eight years as a tactical, operational and sometimes strategic commander, I have never seen AJ involved in any action, except as a fifth columnist.

    Of course, those eight years of commanding “Ghost Troop” began when he detected the residue of a neutron bomb over Baghdad from his living room in Texas. The same command post from which he declared Jesse MacBeth’s war stories credible, years after MacBeth himself became a denier…and the VA tossed him in jail for his lies.

    One of the members of May’s “Ghost Troop Info Warriors” wrote to warn May;

    Subject: GHOST TROOP: Jewish Terror Alert, 5/5/11 – 5/11/11

    “Perhaps THEY will go forward with their plans, despite exposure by you! Perhaps they are hoping to drown out your exposure with mass arrests after martial law is declared! And if they do that, what can you do? What can Ghost Troop do? YOU WILL ALL BE ROUNDED UP AND ARRESTED! They have to move forward with their plans, Captain May, and I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE A BARRIER TO THEM ANY MORE!!! God help us all!”

    God help us all, indeed. Well, not the Jewish God, but the other one who is more contemporary and writes in English.

  • Duff: Of frozen terrorists and insect cameras

    Yes, Gordon Duff is still cranking out teh crazee at Veterans Today. TSO sent us this link last night. Apparently, the reason that the Obama Administration decided to assassinate bin Laden (the one who has been dead for ten years) in his compound is because the bin Laden in the compound was a “clone” and they didn’t want us to find out.

    My question is; if they shot the clone and then dumped the “real” bin Laden-cicle in the sea, where’s the clone’s body?

    Another reason for the decision to “thaw and assassinate” was to deliver a knockout punch to Republican presidential contenders, in particular Donald Trump, already reeling from the “birth certificate” fiasco.

    Really? eighteen months before the election, they decided they needed to silence a political opponent using their best ace? Seriously? I don’t think the Obama Administration is that inept.

    A ten year manhunt for a deadman who has been in a freezer in Bahrain, an arch-criminal used as a catchall boogeyman needs alot of IMAGINARINT and the JSOC, Dick Cheney’s “red-headed stepchild,” is the type of organization for just such an occasion. They are at their best when stopping imaginary attacks or tracking imaginary terror cells. In order to provide HUMINT to back up their IMAGINARINT, they kidnap and torture the odd cook or cab driver, sometimes for years on end, until they are able to force their victims to agree with anything they say.

    Yeah, they kept him in Bahrain because everyone knows that the more people you let in on your secrets, the more likely it is to be kept secret, right?

    Yes, the insect UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) may exist and may be operational.

    They are operational – the hippies protesting in front of the White House in 2007 told me that the CIA/FBI/NSA was taking pictures of them with the insect-mounted cameras, because, you know, it’s cheaper than asking me to take their pictures. And the CIA/FBI/NSA can never have enough pictures of hippies picking their noses.