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Category: General Whackos

  • Doubling down on teh crazee

    I guess nothing happens in this country without attracting the so-called “critical thinking” crowd. By critical thinking, they mean a nebulous conspiracy that has no root in reality or any real proof other than the movement of their lips.

    There are the more familiar crackpots like Gordon Duff. Last week he said bin Laden had been on ice for almost a decade waiting for the ideal politically expedient moment. Of course, there wasn’t even one moment through the whole Bush Administration that the president wanted or needed to pull that ace out of his sleeve or wherever he hid it, so he left Osama in the White House kitchen stand-up freezer for Obama to find. It seems to me that there was a reason every day of the Bush Administration to pull it out.

    This week, Gordon tells us that not only Osama on our payroll in the early Bush years, but we also provided him with quality government health care until his demise.

    And, oh, the Bush Administration is still running Washington which is why Obama is being such a Bush. He’s afraid for himself and his family lest they all be Kennedyed.

    Meanwhile, Randi Rhodes has her own theory. You remember Randi Rhodes, don’t you? She was a radio personalty on the now-defunct Bush-era liberal talk radio network Air America. She claimed she was mugged outside of her apartment one night a few years back by a nutty right-winger. Eventually it was revealed she had merely fell down drunk on her sidewalk.

    Well, anyway she thinks that Bush knew where Osama was hiding in cahoots with the Pakistani government all along.

    He was with the Pakistani military and they were guarding him, they were keeping him safe, they were protecting him, and the United States of America had reached an agreement that they needed a bogeyman, so what the hell, let the Pakistanis keep him, let the Pakistanis have him, keep him in this military garrison town, we’ll even send our troops over there to pretend that, you know, uh, we had no idea! –

    After watching the joy that spilled out into the streets last week after the president’s announcement that bin Laden was dead, it makes perfect sense that Bush wouldn’t want that kind of expression of adulation and popularity and would let it slide to Obama instead.

  • Pictures, sorta

    No link here, but Drudge is offering something sold to Reuters.

    If the shithead that sold these pix isn’t prosecuted soonest the conspiracy types WILL have a field day.

    Releasing this kind of info serves no good purpose… except to fill some purse!

  • Infowars/Veterans Today; “Deather” Central

    Old Trooper sends us this video from Alex Jones at Info Wars;

    Basically, Jones says he’s right because he says so and has said so before. But essentially, his story runs along the same path as Gordon Duff, who has flipped from doubting bin Laden is dead, back to bin Laden’s been dead for years;

    The embarrassment of having Secretary of State Clinton talk about bin Laden in Pakistan was horrific. He has been dead since December 13, 2001 and now, finally, everyone, Obama, McChrystal, Cheney, everyone who isn’t nuts is finally saying what they have known for years.

    However, since we lost a couple of hundred of our top special operations forces hunting for bin Laden after we knew he was dead, is someone going to answer for this with some jail time? Since we spent 200 million dollars on “special ops” looking for someone we knew was dead, who is going to jail for that?

    In 66 pages, General Stanley McChrystal never mentions Osama bin Laden. Everything is “Mullah Omar”now. In his talk at West Point, President Obama never mentioned Osama bin Laden.

    The bin Laden scam is one of the most shameful acts ever perpetrated against the American people. We don’t even know if he really was an enemy, certainly he was never the person that Bush and Cheney said. In fact, the Bush and bin Laden families were always close friends and had been for many years.

    Well, there you go. it all proves it to me.

    Jones says that if you believe bin Laden was killed Sunday, he has a bridge to sell you. Apparently, he’s selling that bridge to anyone who will listen.

  • Infowars: bin Laden has been on ice for a decade

    I thought Gordon Duff was a nutbag, but, he’s got nuthin’ on Alex Jones’ Infowars. Their writer Paul Joseph Watson claims that bin Laden’s body has been on ice for a decade waiting for the politically appropriate moment;

    In April 2002, over nine years ago, Council on Foreign Relations member Steve R. Pieczenik, who served as Deputy Assistant Secretary of State under Henry Kissinger, Cyrus Vance, and James Baker, told the Alex Jones Show that Bin Laden had already been “dead for months”.

    Pieczenik would be in a position to know such information, having worked directly with Bin Laden when the US was funding and arming the terror leader in an attempt to drive the Soviets out of Afghanistan in the late 70?s and early 80?s (a documented historical fact that talking heads in the corporate media are actually denying today in light of developments).

    “I found out through my sources that he had had kidney disease. And as a physician, I knew that he had to have two dialysis machines and he was dying,” Pieczenik told Jones during the April 24, 2002 interview.

    So, I guess the close 2004 election wasn’t reason enough to stage an event like last night’s. Or the inevitable losses by the respective sitting administrations of the 2006, 2008 or 2010 elections weren’t reason enough. But releasing the birth certificate and shutting up Donald Trump was somehow the imperative moment.

    By the way, notice these ads in the right sidebar on the website;

  • Duff: I knew bin Laden was dead, but now I’m skeptical

    We’ve watched Gordon Duff come down on both sides of an issue before, but this is probably the most breath – taking. While the hunt for bin Laden was an ongoing process, Duff claimed for years he was already dead, but now with confirmed reports that bin Laden is dead, Duff doubts it;

    As to reports made today and the President’s speech, we are highly skeptical. Issues of “timing,” citing the release of Obama’s birth certificate and the crushing of top contender Donald Trump could be seen as sources for doubt but coincidence and circumstance can go either way, any way or no way at all.

    How he has a readership is beyond me.

    Meanwhile “CPT” Eric May is predictably warning of nuclear strikes by al Qaeda as a result of the death of bin Laden;

    U.S. claims of a successful military operation that killed Osama bin Laden (OBL) come on the heels of a story out of Guantanamo Bay, according to which Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (KSM) said that Al-Qaeda is prepared to launch a “nuclear hellstorm” against the United States and United Kingdom in the event that OBL was killed or captured.

    As if al Qaeda would restrain themselves in using weapons of mass destruction against us until bin Laden was killed.

    How anyone with a functional brain cell can be fans of these two mega-hacks is beyond me.

  • Duff on birtherism

    Famous incessant truther, Gordon Duff comments on the blather of birthers;

    TSO responds in a comment surely to be already deleted;

  • AIPAC’s Passover false flag

    The above picture comes from Eric Mays’ latest lunacy, courtesy of TSO, in which Mays warns of the impending false flag operation (he calls it 9-11 2B);

    A cascade of indicators argue that a false flag terror attack, probably nuclear, is impending, perhaps imminent, during the Jewish Passover, which begins today:

    1. Two weeks ago, New York City conducted a huge dirty bomb drill.
    2. On Saturday, two Virginia nuclear reactors went off-line during a freak tornado storm, in an eerie echo of Fukushim.
    3. U.S. top law enforcement just returned from a week-long homeland security trip to Israel, and The Chicago Tribune, which reported it, has sabotaged the story link.
    4. The U.S. credit rating was put in jeopardy yesterday, in what may be a globalist move to force a false flag.
    5. The European Parliament is demanding answers about reports that the U.S. is using its ultra-secret HAARP weather weapon to affect global climate, and perhaps induce earthquakes.
    6. Barack Obama’s approval rating is down to 41%, and his U.S. citizenship is being called into question.

    If the country makes it to Easter, I’ll write about the cryptanalysis that has led me to publish such a dire warning.

    Yes, our secret HAARP weather machine is still producing non-weather related events like earthquakes. Damn, we’re good.

    Mays goes on to name his Ghost Troop’s top target list. You people in Chicago and Texas had better watch out;

    Ghost Troop has long regarded Chicago’s Sears Tower and the BP refinery in Texas City to be the USA’s top 9/11-2B targets.

    The crazy is strong in this one.

  • Skull and Bones got Russert

    Veterans Today lunatic, Captain Eric May, the man with such mad skills that he detected a neutron bomb detonation in Baghdad from his living room in Texas has linked Skull and Bones to the death of NBC anchor Tim Russert. the teaser was on his latest post about his own Ghost troop team of fact manufacturers when one jumped ship when Captain May announced his support for Donald Trump. This badge was in that article;

    So one of his readers asked about it;

    kelli says:
    April 18, 2011 at 6:02 am

    On the homepage, there is reference to Tim Russert, who you were acquainted with? Were you suggesting that his death was suspicious? NBC replaced him with a puke, David Gregory. I can no longer stomach that show.

    To which the phony and disgraced captain replied;

    In 1995 – 1996 I was the editorial writer for the Houston NBC affiliate, KPRC-TV. Tim and I were both intellectuals, so when he came to town I was invited to be his dinner companion. He thought I was bright, and I respected him as a model to emulate.

    If you watch the video in which he grills both candidates about Skull and Bones, you’ll notice Kerry saying that he wishes he could manifest something. It was a threat, though Tim probably didn’t know it.

    Fast forward to the 2008 campaign, when both parties wanted to emphasize the bogus progress of the SURGE (in order to skirt the issue until after the election). Tim was a problem, since he was not going along with the BS. TPTB decided that it was a good time for payback, and for a warning to other independent media figures.

    On Friday the 13th in May, 2008, there were two freak railway incidents that shut down the DC Metro, making the governmen

    Get that? They both worked for NBC (like a thousand other stringers in small stations across the country), and Russert may have told May he was bright, so that makes them soul mates. And then Russert crossed John Kerry and Skull and Bones manipulated the Washington Metro system so that thousands of dregs would be late for work (a Metro traffic slow down has never in the history of the world made people late for work before that date :eyeroll:) so that emergency services wouldn’t be available for the poor unsuspecting Mr Russert who should have scheduled his malfunction for another day.

    All because Mister Russert wouldn’t tell the truth that the “surge” was indeed working. let that be a warning to the rest of you independent journalists. Sadly, CPT May’s explanation was cut off by faulty blogging stuff before he had the opportunity to further embarrass himself.