Category: Dumbass Bullshit

  • Boehner supports Syria adventure

    Nice. Fox News is reporting that Speaker of the House John Boehner has announced his support for the President’s “punishment” or something of the Syrian government for their alleged use of chemical weapons on their alleged opponents in the alleged civil war in Syria. Allegedly.

    Boehner, emerging from a White House meeting with several other top-ranking lawmakers, said the chemical weapons attack last month “has to be responded to.”

    “I’m going to support the president’s call for action,” Boehner said.

    The report doesn’t say whether Boehner had tears in his eyes or not.

    At this point, we’re not hearing what this military action will accomplish (other than sending some nebulous message to some nebulous dictators – I guess because the message of Iraq wasn’t loud enough). I don’t know what our national security interest is in this, other than sending a nebulous message to nebulous dictators.

    The only reason that Boehner doesn’t oppose this punishment strategy is because he doesn’t want to be called a meany or a racist or something. Anyone with any sort common sense or even a cursory reading of von Clausewitz would recognize this as a bad idea.

    So what will “victory” look like? What’s the exit strategy?

  • Marines’ recruiting website hacked

    The Associated Press reports that the Marine Corp’s recruiting website was hacked ostensibly by a group calling themselves the Syrian Electronic Army. Using those photos of phony soldiers holding up cute little signs as propaganda, the hackers tried to attract the troops to join the Assad government in fighting rebels;

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    Capt. Eric Flanagan wouldn’t say who was responsible for the hacking, but the site was redirected to a message from the Syrian Electronic Army, a hacker group that’s claimed responsibility for disrupting the New York Times website, Twitter and other media sites the group sees as sympathetic to Syria’s rebels.

    The message to the Marine Corps was a plea for Americans to fight alongside the Syrian army and not aid the rebels.

    So, yeah, you guys who are making those photos are really helping out the situation. Another soldier made a sign telling the others to quit making signs and get back to work, wearing his name tag and showing his face, and the commenters went nuts;

    Michael Cavallaro
    Moron !!!!! These r one of those brainwashed motherfuckers that would fire on his own ppl…
    Yesterday at 1:14pm

    Mike Vignapiano
    F*ck you D*ckhead. I served 12 years PROUDLY. If I was serving now and this ass in the Whitehouse was on the verge of starting WWIII for the shit going on in SYRIA, I’d be one of those disgusted by his actions and would REFUSE because it is an UNLAWFUL act.
    Yesterday at 1:16pm

    Jesse Mace
    i hate to say it, but this kid doesn’t understand that his oath was to our constitutional republic, and not just to serve any tyrant who happens to have the big stick at the moment.

    Those commenters have probably never served either and the way they cling to their false interpretations of the Constitution, I have to think that they voted for Ron Paul in the last two election primaries. If I had to place a bet, I’d wager they’re some of those Kokesh-huggers in the Oathkeepers.

    To lighten the mood a bit, someone sent us this photo of himself to add to the meme;

    Frost Giants

  • Blood, Sweat and Tears are now a fashion accessory. (Update)

    Valor as a fasion statement
    Well it seems that the people over at Urban Outfitters have decided that it would be trendy to added military patches and ranks to their clothing lines. Units such as the Third Ranger Battalion and the Army EOD patch are such the rage these days. I mean why actually serve in the military and have to deal with military life when you can look like you did for a low price of $85 dollars?

    Our friends at Guardians of Valor are one of the first people to report this and are actively encouraging Veterans to write to the company to have these clothing items pulled.

    Guess what Urban Outfitter’s this is NOT a fashion accessory, to include all the other patches you have adorned your clothing with. These insignia are not worn as fashion, Soldiers have died while wearing these patches and scrolls!!!

    I am sure some will say “no big deal”, but I beg to differ! It is opening the door for posers to claim this crap. Oh you have a Ranger Scroll on your vest, must be a Ranger!! So don’t tell us it won’t hurt anyone, or someone wont get scammed, because it will happen eventually! Not to mention it is degrading the Scroll and the other patches!

    We do ask if you contact them, or post on their FB page, keep it polite and professional! We have emailed them and explained our point of view, and why it should not be sold as some accessory.

    I will post new updates to this story when we get a reply.

    UPDATE:It looks like the item(s) in question will be removed from their clothing line.

    “Thank you for your comments and we appreciate you bringing this to our attention. It is never Urban Outfitters’ intention to offend our customers. We respect the military and value our nation’s veterans and those in active duty. Although the use of military insignias is common practice within fashion industry trends, we understand your concerns and will remove the Standard Cloth Patches Blue Vest from our website.”

  • Yeah, well, no, not hardly

    I’m sure everyone saw Doc Bailey’s post yesterday about the troops who posted their political opinions while wearing a uniform and hiding their faces behind those printed opinions. Of course, some morons are using these pictures to drive traffic to their Imgur and Reddit accounts, like this screen shot that ROS sent us;

    Airman fucknut

    Notice where the idiot says that we’ll support the troops firing on Americans because they were issued an order. No, dumbass, you missed the whole point. In 2007, this blog opposed Adam Kokesh wearing his uniform to make a political statement. In 2009, this blog opposed the birthers in uniform who refused to deploy to the war on terror because of some goofy shit about a birth certificate.

    Being ordered to Syria is a lot different than being ordered to fire on American citizens. There’s a mechanism in place for the troops to avoid being forced to obey unlawful orders. First of all, you’d have to believe that every officer in the military would be willing to issue that order. you’d also have to believe that the fellow down the street with whom you grew up would be willing to pull the trigger on you and your family.

    The first week in basic training, I learned that I didn’t have to obey illegal orders, and I’m sure they still teach that principle.

    The reason that most of us oppose those pictures is that the uniform that we all wore at some point in our lives isn’t a political prop, regardless of whether we agree with your point or not. The uniform doesn’t give us any leg up in this debate, it’s just a way to get attention and drive up the “Likes” on your Facebook page (for whatever good that does you).

    Another fact to consider is that some of those clowns in those pictures aren’t in the military. I suspect many are phonies and that’s why they hide their faces so we can’t bust them. If they truly believed that they could decide which wars they participate in or not, they’d march into their first sergeant’s office and tell him, not hide behind a piece of paper on someone else’s Facebook page just to be a part of some stupid internet meme.

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    See what I did there?

  • You’re wrong and you should know better

    There is nothing I hate more than anyone disrespecting flag of the United States of America, or the uniform of it’s armed services.  From the hipster that wears the OD fatigues with patches as an “ironic” way of showing their disdain for the military to the idiots that act the fool while in uniform nothing makes my blood boil faster.  I can accept open disagreements with how the military should be employed, I can even accept ignorance of what the military actually does, but I simply can not accept any disrespect.  I can not accept any politician using the troops as a prop for political gain, nor can I accept any troops using their uniform, rank or position to affect the political climate with anything not directly affecting the business of their service.

    We’ve seen it happen before.  Maybe it started with Jon Kerry tossing his medals, then going before congress and lying about the “testimony” he got from “veterans” during the Winter soldier fiasco.  Maybe it was exacerbated by Danny Choi, who constantly uses his uniform to play dress up and get attention.  Maybe that douchebag Marine Sergeant that kept posting anti-Obama stuff all over Facebook (despite lawful and direct orders not to) has a hand in the continuing climate too.  I know for a fact that the narcissistic valor thieves can’t wait to get their slice of the action.

    So with all that said I think it’s pretty clear I loathe such people.  Imagine how I felt when I came across this little gem.

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    Not to be outdone some other joker posing in Marine dress blues had to out do him.

    Marinepoliticalstatement
    Before I get into the fact that both an E-5 and an E-8 should KNOW better, or the possibility that these are valor thieves, let’s stop a second and point out that these men are cowards.  They put on the uniform with all their attendant medals, and make a political statement about what they didn’t join the military to do, but hide their face.  If you do something like that at least have the courage to show your face.  More than that don’t wear the uniform while saying it.  If you’re on your own time and feel butt hurt that you might be deployed to Syria, by all means you can talk about it in private.  You can shout and scream about it for hours to anyone you please, but when the time comes you put on your uniform and go where they tell you because that’s your duty.

    You think someone who joined the Air Force in say 1959, wanted to end up in Vietnam?  How about they guys that joined in the late 90’s and ended up in Iraq.  It sucks, and you can never tell where you’ll end up.  That’s part of the job.  You probably didn’t join for “area beautification” or getting stuck on a Sergeant Major’s detail when your LT sends your platoon into an ambush in the field.  I didn’t join to put tubes in men’s urethra’s.  There’s a whole lot of fine print when you join.  One thing that should be abundantly clear is that you swore to “Obey the orders of the President and the officers appointed over me according to the uniform code of military justice.”  Until the President gives an illegal order (say “I want you to kill all first born sons”) you are legally, orally and ethically bound to FOLLOW THOSE ORDERS. Regardless of how we feel about the missions we’re handed down, we’ve got to suck it up and do them.  When you raise your right hand you lose your “rights” as an American Citizen and fall under a whole new set of rights and privileges.  One of those regulations states very clearly that you may not use that uniform for any political speech.

    The troops are not and can not be a part of the political process.  The military has untold power at its fingertips.  and if unchecked could run rampant.  If a General were to get the idea that he could be a Caesar, and that the Mississippi was the Rubicon, what’s to stop him?  Only the solemn knowledge that his troops would never follow his orders, and most would actually put him in the brig if he tried to march on Washington (Rome).  There is a very fine, and dangerous line that separates us from every two bit banana republic, or half assed Junta.  The fact that our military is completely subservient to the Will of the People through their duly elected Representatives is really the ONLY check against some crackpot general from just kicking in the doors of the White House and “fixing” Washington.  The populace might actually cheer such a thing, but it would be totally wrong in every way imaginable.

    I think Iraq was a mistake.  A costly one.  But when I got the call I did my damnedest to ensure that my small piece of that mission was successful. I think Syria is a mistake.  I think we shouldn’t get involved, but if we do the Soldiers Sailors Airmen and Marines had better be Johnny on the spot or they’re going to get their buddies killed.  These two clowns are beneath my contempt.  It doesn’t matter if I happen to agree with what they’re saying they are absolutely wrong, and they should be found busted down in rank and perhaps even drummed out.  But then, I take disrespecting the uniform more seriously than some people do.

    UPDATE:

    I wasn’t even finished writing this post when this ass clown popped up on my facebook feed.

    Soldierpoliticalstatement
    I swear these idiots are coming out of the woodwork.  Maybe Obama’s forthcoming purge of the military might actually be a good thing. . .
    [Editor’s note: Doc was joking, of course he doesn’t want the military purged, I’m guessing]

    Update 2: I hadn’t even finished that update when this clown shows up.

    Sailorpoliticalstatement
    I give up.  I’m sure at least one of these clowns is a valor thief but I’m willing to bet not all are.  Good thing I’m not still in.  I would most certainly like to bring back wall-to-wall counseling with these idiots.

     

    Update 3: Sooo. . . apparently some on the OTHER side of this issue have gotten in on the act.

     

    Marinecounterstatement

     

    Can’t see the rank on this guy, but judging from the tats and the KIA bracelet as well as the wording of the sign I would say this guy is legit (as opposed to the somewhat questionable clowns above).  So. . . this is probably about to go full retard PDQ.

  • Desecrating the flag as art

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    AssaultingThru sends us a link from Todd Starnes at Fox News in regards to a story about an art teacher in Peducah, Kentucky who urged students to write thier “reflections” on how it felt to stand on the US flag;

    Local residents filled social networking sites with their outrage over the flag desecration with many calling for the art teacher to be fired.

    “The teacher should be fired and run out of town,” wrote one outraged Paducah resident. “I have a son serving to protect this flag at this very moment.”

    “It is a sad day when the symbol of this great nation is relegated to occupy the floor,” a reader wrote. “It is a truly sorrowful day when the one who placed it there has the nerve to ask, ‘How does it make you feel?’”

    The art teacher, Shand Stamper, has since apologized, so, you know, it’s all good now.

  • Stupid NCAA

    Don’t expect me to use a lot of sports terminology, but the NCAA is a bunch of hand-wringing pussies for not allowing 5-year Marine Corps veteran Steven Rhodes play his freshman year at Middle Tennessee State University because he played for his unit while he was in the Marines. From Fox News;

    According to The Daily News Journal, the rule essentially says student-athletes who do not enroll in college within a year of graduating high school will be charged one year of collegiate eligibility for every academic year they participate in organized competition.

    By NCAA standards, Steven Rhodes’ play at the Marine base counted as “organized competition” because there were game officials, team uniforms and the score was kept.

    But the 6-foot-3, 240-pound Marine sergeant said the recreational league was nothing close to organized.

    “Man, it was like intramurals for us,” said the 24-year-old. “There were guys out there anywhere from 18 to 40-something years old. The games were spread out. We once went six weeks between games.”

    From the Daily New Journal;

    “This is extremely frustrating. I think it’s unfair, highly unfair,” Rhodes said. “I just got out of the Marine Corps, and I wanted to play. For (the NCAA) to say, ‘No, you can’t play right now,’ I just don’t understand the logic in that.”

    The NCAA says that they don’t want to red-shirt Rhodes, but that they have to. It sounds pretty arbitrary to me. I saw some dingus Twitter to Fox News that Rhodes is a Marine so he should understand rules and just sit down and take it. To that guy, I send a hearty F-you!.

  • David Jin Lee; fake CIA agent

    WISTV reports that David Jin Lee was arrested in Fairfax, Virginia after it was discovered that he was married to a sailor based in Norfolk and another woman in Fairfax. To explain his absences, he pretended that he was a CIA agent;

    Lee emailed his [Navy] wife saying he needed money because he had been captured and tortured by North Korean agents on a mission to China. His story fell apart when the Naval Criminal Investigative Service started investigating and found out he had been staying at a Fairfax home with another woman.

    Now, I would wonder how he was arrested by North Koreans while he was on a mission to China, but that’s just me.