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Category: Dumbass Bullshit

  • DOD certifies DADT repeal

    Tamn and Jerry920 want you guys to know that the Pentagon has certified that the military is ready for the repeal of the decades-old Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy. Jerry wonders where Dan Choi is today. Well, according to the Global Post, Choi is hoping to go to prison;

    “I want the government to force me to go to jail,” Choi insists. “I’m not going to let them take the easy way.”

    Yeah, I hope he punches someone in the chest in prison. I hope he gets jail time, too, then he won’t be able to enlist in the Army. lord knows there are enough drama queens in the military these days, they don’t need Dan Choi chaining himself to some military front gate to protest pulling guard duty over the holiday.

    And, oh, Choi is now anti-war, according to that article in the Global Post, so the IVAW can look forward to him joining them soon, I suppose.

    But, anyway, where are the thousands of gays who wanted to serve in the military but couldn’t because of their conscience? They should be lined up around the block at your local recruiters’ office. Can you see them?

    Stars & Stripes Leo Shane laments that it’s decision for gays and lesbians to decide whether they want to come out of the closet or not.

  • Adios, suckers

    Well, my blogging days are over. I’ve finally come into an opportunity that can’t be beat…Qaddafi money, baby!

    Good day,

    My name is Khamis Muammar al-Gaddafi, one of the youngest son of the troubled Muammar al-Gaddafi, I am a policeman by profession and a leader of a special forces brigade of the military of Libya. i am at the moment very depressed as i write to you. I got your mail from a search engine and I really think you can help me.

    At the moment I am studying for a masters degree in IE Business School in South Africa, but as I write to you I am in the UK before the British government revoked the immunity given to my father (Muammar al-Gaddafi ) and his families. So at the moment I do not possess the right to move about, as I will be arrested and prosecuted in an international court of justice. In my possession right about now is my internet connection and my private cell phone. It is only with this two I am able to make contact with the out side world. Also as another measure that has been taken by the international community, our asset i.e the assets of Muammar al-Gaddafi and family world wide have been frozen to compel my father to step down as the Libyan leader.

    The above mentioned reasons are what have compelled me to write you this mail, as I seek to partner with a trustworthy person who can assist me in transferring some of my monetary assets worth about 52 (FIFTY TWO MILLION EUROS). This monies has been lodged in a bank account in Geneve and as things are shaping now this money is likely to be discovered soon, so I seek your assistance in helping me transfer this money into your account so that it is not discovered. I am ready to offer as much as 50 percent of this money to you if you render to assist in transferring this money and the money is transferred successfully.

    Kindly contact me back as soon as possible.

    Regards,
    Khamis Muammar al-Gaddafi.

    So I figure that in a couple of days, I’ll have more money than I count and I don’t need you assholes to click the stupid gay military dating ads. As soon as I send my new friend Khamis all of my banking and credit card information, I’m out of this shit for good. And that Gaddafi money will be rolling in. Adios, suckers.

  • To what purpose?

    Daniel sends us a link to the revelation that the Australians have decided to add a third category of gender to their passports, according to the Huffington Post;

    Transgender people and those of ambiguous sex will now be able to list their gender on passports with an ‘X’ if their choice is supported by a doctor’s statement.

    Previously, gender was a choice of only male or female, and people were not allowed to change their gender on their passport without having had a sex-change operation.

    Senator Louise Pratt, whose partner was born female and is now identified as a man, said the reform was a major improvement for travelers who face questioning and detention at airports because their appearance does not match their gender status.

    So let me get this straight…people without sex change operations are still travelling around the bodies that they were naturally assigned, the ones they’re trapped inside, which still have the genitals of their reviled bodies and the only thing that the “indeterminate” check on their passport refers to is the clothing they drape on their incarnate prison? So actually, the “indeterminate” check box just makes them feel better, right? Because they’re still in a male or female body – the whole point of putting gender on a passport.

    They should also have an “indeterminate” box for hair color, because I’m not particularly fond of admitting in public that my hair has gone from blond to gray recently. Besides, if I dye my hair, won’t I have trouble going through airport security? The same with weight…I don’t like publicizing my weight either. And if gender can be “indiscriminate” why should all of the other things that the government uses to identify me when I travel be important?

    In fact, we should all be required to wear full-face burkhas, since one of the most important aspects of proving who we are can be “indiscriminate” now.