Category: Dumbass Bullshit

  • Tinfoil Hattery – Not Just for the Veterans Today Crowd

    Hey, remember those Charlie Hebdo attacks? You thought they were perpetrated by radical Islamic terrorists?

    Well, the Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity says you could be wrong. Here’s what one of their website’s articles has to say:

    The Charlie Hebdo affair has many of the characteristics of a false flag operation. The attack on the cartoonists’ office was a disciplined professional attack of the kind associated with highly trained special forces; yet the suspects who were later corralled and killed seemed bumbling and unprofessional. It is like two different sets of people.

    The article’s author – Paul Craig Roberts – also appears to be somewhat . . . interesting.  He seems to be a bit of a ”9/11 Truther” who in November 2012 held al Qaeda’s link to 9/11 to be “unsubstantiated”. He also IMO seems to hold some other, er, interesting and decidedly non-traditional opinions – like saying in May 2011 that “there is probably more democracy in China than in the West.”

    Predictably, Ron Paul is already doing damage control to head off blowback from Roberts’ article. He says he doesn’t think that even Roberts believes his own article – he just “wanted a discussion”.

    Yeah, right. We’ve seen this kind of ridiculous, self-serving tap-dance before from Ron Paul.  Specifically, we saw the same regarding those the racist materials in his 1990s newsletters that he seems to have approved, then later blamed on “staff”. Yet colleagues of Paul’s from that time say Paul routinely proofed those letters and personally approved their content.

    The institute has your name, Paul – just like those newsletters did. And given your past actions, I’m not buying the obvious attempt at damage control this time around either.

    Sheesh. I guess that figures. I suppose it’s too much to expect the Left to have all the      fools      individuals who see the world through “alternate perspectives of reality”.

  • Our foreign policy is a joke, a very bad joke

    Yeah, John Kerry took James Taylor to Paris with him to sing “You’ve got a friend” because that’s how we roll;

    All’s better now. Take that, ISIS. That’s what happens when 60s stank-ass hippies run our halls of government.

  • Town removes soldiers’ memorial under legal pressure

    Town removes soldiers’ memorial under legal pressure

    King, NC Memorial

    Andy11M sends the story of how the town of King, North Carolina was forced to remove a memorial from their park because some unnamed supposed veteran was offended by the sight of a cross and the town of 6000 souls didn’t want to fight the illiterate anti-Christian organization Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

    King, a small city of about 6,000 people 15 miles north of Winston-Salem, dedicated the memorial about a decade ago. But the statue was removed Tuesday night, immediately after The King city council voted 3-2 to end the lawsuit. Now, an empty hole can be seen where the statue once stood.

    MyFox8 in Winston-Salem, reporting on the controversy the other day, said the memorial is on city-owned land but was paid for through private donations.

    “Both sides in this matter wish to avoid further costs, and this agreement will ensure that the City of King will not spend additional taxpayers’ funds to continue litigation in federal court,” the city said in a statement after the vote.

    I know that Americans United for Separation of Church and State is anti-Christian, because just 90 miles from King is Duke University which has just decided that they’re going to blast the adhan, the Muslim call to prayers, across the campus, and Americans United for Separation of Church and State has no problem with that.

    I’m not a particularly religious person, but I have nothing against anyone who is, nor am I offended by sights and sounds of the pious. There is nothing in the Constitution that mandates a separation of church and state, like those illiterate Stalinists claim, but that doesn’t stop them from claiming that there is something there. I hope they choke on it.

  • Three face domestic terrorism charges in Georgia

    Three face domestic terrorism charges in Georgia

    Domestic terrorists

    The Rome Tribune-News reports that three militia members were arraigned in Rome, Georgia for activities related to domestic terrorism. Apparently, they bought inert explosives from the FBI, the only people in the country selling inert explosives, apparently;

    [Terry Eugene Peace, Brian Edward Cannon and Cory Robert Williamson] — all members of a militia in Georgia — participated in online chat discussions between Jan. 23 and Feb. 15, 2014, that were monitored by the FBI.

    During the conversations online, they discussed using guerilla war tactics and planned to launch attacks against a metro Atlanta police station and several government agencies in February 2014.

    The three men attempted to “recruit other individuals to join them and to carry out similar operations in those individuals’ home states.”

    Peace allegedly told other militia members to choose targets including “road blocks, TSA checkpoints, sheriffs/police conducting operations outside the Constitution” as well as to participate in the “removal of government people who support extra-Constitutional activities.”

    The brain trust was arrested last year.

  • Leroy Bartlett-King; fraud

    Leroy Bartlett-King; fraud

    Leroy

    According to The Florida Times-Union, this fellow, Leroy Bartlett-King, told the civvies a spine-tingling tale about the time he stepped on a mine in Iraq and stayed on the explosive device long enough for his squad mates to clear the area and then took the full force of the blast. Surprisingly, he still had all of his limbs and protuberances, but the blast left him a mumbling piece of crap – the VA had only rated him at 10%, though.

    So the civvies got him some benefits to help him through his period of homelessness from the Hope Fund. He told the social workers that the Army had tossed him aside because he couldn’t be an infantryman any longer. When he talked, with a Tim Poe stutter, spittle formed at the corners of his mouth and he could hardly stand

    Then the Times-Union did an article on the poor unfortunate fellow, and it is funny, but no one in his unit can remember the whole mine incident;

    Then the email came.

    A man who served with Bartlett-King in Charlie Co. 1st Battalion 27th Infantry Regiment of the 25th Infantry Division wrote the Times-Union expressing doubts about his story.

    After Times-Union staff began digging, the lie was uncovered. There was no landmine, and there were no injuries from one.

    Bartlett-King was kicked out of the Army with an other-than-honorable discharge due to drug abuse, according to a copy of his records obtained by the Times-Union.

    His official discharge papers, or DD 214, also show that he never served in Afghanistan, like he told Brangenberg for the original story.

    Not only did Bartlett-King not step on a landmine, his unit suffered no casualties due to enemy contact during the whole deployment, one of the unit’s officers told the Times-Union. Three other members of his company confirmed the officer’s casualty count.

    Of course, being a sociopath, Leroy clings to the lie;

    When confronted with these facts by a Times-Union reporter, Bartlett-King sank down in his chair, crossed his arms and grimaced.

    “I did get injured in Iraq,” he said, sticking to his story. “I did step on a landmine.

    “I did.”

    So, when you go to get help from one of these well-meaning organizations and you have to give them a DNA sample, fingerprints and a hair sample, this dick is the reason why;

    “In 20 years, we’ve only had something like this happen once before,” Horvath said. “We do background checks on every recipient of Hope Fund money, and his came back clean.”

    However, Horvath said they did not ask for military records from Bartlett-King.

    I tend to think that this happens a lot more than anyone is willing to admit – it only happens to the ones who end up in the media and get called out by their mates. Thanks, Leroy, all of the legitimate homeless vets send their best. I’m sure twenty years from now, he’ll be on this blog as a Recon Green Beret Ranger Delta SEAL and someone will make a movie about him.

  • Dad blames USMC for son shooting two cops in NYC

    Dad blames USMC for son shooting two cops in NYC

    That Polanco fucker

    Mark sends us a link from the Daily News in which Johnny Polanco, the father of Jason Polanco who shot two police officers in the Bronx yesterday, tries to deflect blame from himself in the form of one sad-ass apology;

    “I apologize to the families that my son affected by his actions, but my son is not like this,” Johnny Polanco, 53, said of his son Jason, 24.

    The depressed dad blamed the streets for steering his son astray.

    “The worst thing I ever did was bring him down to Decatur Ave.,” Polanco said. “He was a good kid before we moved to this forsaken block.”

    […]

    The dad also blames the Marine Corps, saying his son was in boot camp in South Carolina but left after five months.

    “When he came back he was totally different person,” he said. “He had a problem being around crowds and he didn’t like civilians. I told him, ‘Jase, this is not life.’”

    Yeah, five months in Marine Corps is what screwed him up – tens of thousands of Marines who spent a helluva lot longer than that, saw a lot more than Polanco saw, go to their regular jobs everyday without shooting cops or engage in armed robbery. If young “Jace” got booted from the Corps, there was something wrong with him when he got there, and based on this “apology” the fault lies with his parenting, or the lack thereof, rather.

    And shave that rat off your face, hipster douche.

    Father (Pastor John Polanco) and son, Jason, at the range about ten years ago.

    Polanco

  • Papa Faal; US vet tries to invade Gambia

    Chock Block sends us a link to the Daily Beast which recounts the story of a former Gambian citizen by the name of Papa Faal who joined the US Air Force and then the US Army. Using that experience, he plotted to overthrow the government of Gambia along with his money man and co-conspirator, Cherno Njie. they transported weapons, ammunition and a small fighting force into Gambia;

    The conspirators were split into two teams, “Alpha” and “Bravo.” Alpha was to storm the State House, where they expected the president to be on New Year’s Day, and Bravo was to secure the rear of the building. Their leader, Njie, still going by “Dave” during the operation, would stay a safe distance away until the State House was secure.

    As it happened, the coup members found the State House “fortified with additional soldiers.” When an Alpha Team member fired a shot in the air meant to scare off the guards whom they didn’t expect to put up much of a fight, they took “heavy fire from the guard towers.”

    From there the plan went to hell. Alpha Team was killed, Faal told the FBI, while the Bravo members who were not gunned down fled. While Faal and Njie are in U.S. custody, the whereabouts of the other survivors is unknown.

    I’m guessing that they saw Frederick Forsythe’s “The Dogs of War” a few too many times. Three years in the US Infantry probably isn’t enough experience to enable a fellow to take over a small African nation – especially when your whole plan hinges on the enemy not putting up a fight.

  • Army vet gets modified

    If you read the news out there, all veterans are either homeless, crazed killers or transgender wannabes – or a combination of the three. But, according to the Daily Mail there’s this fellow by the name of Mallon who coerced the Medicare system into rearranging his appearance so that he looks like a woman now;

    [Unknown first name] Mallon, 75, of Albuquerque, New Mexico waged a long and difficult battle against the government insurance program, and claimed victory when a U.S. health and human services board ruled back in May that Medicare could no longer deny the service, which they deemed medically necessary for transgender individuals.

    And now, Mallon says [he] finally ‘feels complete’ following the procedure.

    Yeah, well, the National Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Disorders lists it as Gender Identity Disorder – it is a mental disorder and there’s no recommendation in the manual for cosmetic elective surgery. If the guy wants to pay for the surgery himself, that’s Jim Dandy – but not on the taxpayers’ dime.

    I’m thinking that my idea of a “long and difficult battle” might differ somewhat from the Mail’s definition. Sorry, no pictures for this one – it’s just too disturbing to see a 75-year-old man who thinks he’s fooling everyone. You’ll have to go over to the link. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.