Some time back, an American married couple apparently decided to turn traitor. Well, either that or they were just a couple of evil bastards who like oppressing or killing innocents.
Why do I say that? Because they traveled to the Middle East – and joined Da’esh. There, they were known as “Abu Issa Al-Amriki” and “Umm Issa Al-Amrikiah”. They even went to Syria to get “down with the cause” – or whatever.
Well, it turns out they may have gotten just a bit more than they bargained for. According to social media accounts linked to Da’esh, late last month both were taken out by a US RPA strike. The Da’esh-linked accounts did not make public the couple’s previous names.
Gee. That’s . . . just . . . too . . . damn . . . bad. (smile)
And please, libidiot SJW crowd: spare me the naive, “But that’s illegal – they were killed without a fair trial!” bullsh!t. These a-holes had gone overseas to fight alongside sworn enemies of the USA. Taking up arms against the US and/or our allies and fighting alongside our enemies means you’ve just made yourself a bona fide target for friendly combat operations.
May these two evil bastards enjoy Shay’tan’s “tender mercies” – and his personal attention – for all eternity.
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26 responses to “Two Terrorist Bastards Bite the Big One”
May all the goats that ever suffered the attentions of ISIS/Daesh meet these two at the Gates to Hell.
A Friggin men to that….
Well, in their memory, here is a Casey Kasem long distance dedication.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc
Pee be upon them.
For some reason, this seems apropos. But perhaps the title should be spelled, “Burining for Ewe”. (smile)
Like George Carlin would say, “F@ck em with a big rubber d@ck.”
I’d like to buy that RPV operator, its maintenance crew, and the officer that ordered the strike, a nice virtual Scotch.
Now that’s what I call a feel good story.
I believe it was the esteemed Nelson Muntz who said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrS4yJt3rho
“May these two evil bastards enjoy Shay’tan’s “tender mercies” – and his personal attention – for all eternity.”
And don’t forget the extra-large pineapple – inserted fronds first – inserted into all available below-the-beltline orifices.
“According to social media accounts linked to Da’esh, late last month both were taken out by a US RPA strike. The Da’esh-linked accounts did not make public the couple’s previous names.”
1) RPA is a term unknown to me.
2) Da’esh is learning (or has learned) OPSEC. Rats.
Remotely Piloted Aircraft, I am guessing, aka drone.
When they took up arms against the US they renounced their citizenship, hence Constitutional protections. In any case, they received due process:
“Is that the target?”
“Yes, sir!”
“Smoke ’em”
That’s the due process, all three steps of it.
Yep, that works for me!
Splash two!
Fuck ’em. Good riddance.
Their citizenship should be revoked post mortem.
Bet they got a bang out of that!
friendly combat operations
I like a nice oxymoron in the morning
Oops…
Good riddance to them.
Thank you for the opportunity to bring awareness to one of my favorite issues:
ISLAM IS A DISEASE OF THE MIND
Please support “Piss on Muhammad Day” with special guest Allah who will demonstrate how to “Gargle with Gonads”. A tantalizing demonstration of erotic radical Muslim rituals.
American Muslim is an oxymoron. Its like saying Women’s Rights in Saudi Arabia. Or, Child Molestation in Afghanistan.
Just another Public Service Announcement brought to you by…me. If you think they are actually out to kill you its called Islamophobia. If they succeed often enough its called conquest.
By the way did I mention that Islam is a disease of the mind? Studies have shown that radical Muslims are less likely to be violent if they are shot in the face.
Allah snackbar.
Cue up the Bob Dylan:
Well they’ll drone you when you’re sleeping in your hole
They’ll drone you when you’re tied up to a pole.
They’ll drone you when your driving in your car.
They’ll drone you when you say “allah Akbar!”
Well I would not feel so all alone….
EVERYBODY must get Droned!
Add your own verses below (yes, I know we’ve done this before.) 😉
I like it, I’d give it a 9.
Thanks to their departure, a few more goats will be spared sexual abuse. Their head stones will be easier to read if they list Yabba Dabba Do and Dabba Yabba Do. Bury them with pork hocks in their caskets.
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