James “Jimmy” Brennan (The Mick); Fake Navy SEAL

Guess what?  The people over at militaryphony.com have exposed another fake Navy SEAL.  James Brennan has been posting his exploits as a Navy SEAL all over social media for a while now.

Evidently he is a big supporter of the First Amendment.  We thought it would be only fitting to exercise a bit of that right ourselves.

In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, this material is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes.  That ought to about cover our First Amendment Rights.

Of course a retired Navy SEAL has to be friends with Chris Kyle .

You can view a bunch of other nonsense this guy has posted online HERE

Ya, so it turns out that Jimmy Brennan never served as a Navy SEAL.  He was a BM3 on the opposite coast from Chris Kyle.   He did manage to get a Navy Achievement Medal while he served, but I guess that was not good enough for little Jimmy.  It seems he had a perfectly honorable career that anyone should have been proud of as it was.  No combat of any kind and therefore no “wounds” from combat either.  I hear the members of the SEAL community frown upon those who claim to be best buds with one of their fallen.  I will go out on a limb and guess that most around here don’t care much for that kind of blatant disrespect either.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments

71 responses to “James “Jimmy” Brennan (The Mick); Fake Navy SEAL”

  1. I’m betting you’re right…

    1. desert

      I think in his case BM3 STANDS FOR BOWEL MOVEMENT!

  2. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    But does he have a tattoo? It’s not real until they sport the trident on their biceps or torso….

    Why tell the tales? Like you say, service anyone could be proud of…if your DD-214 says honorable why piss on that? Take your service however meager you think it is and be content with knowing you did your part for the nation at that moment.

    1. 26Limabeans

      “But does he have a tattoo?”

      Yes, that is it crawling up his shirt towards his face where it will wipe that grin off his beaver.

    2. Daisy Cutter

      I wonder if some of this is a mid-life crisis?

      As in – the older we get, the better we were.

      1. Veritas Omnia Vincit

        Could be, but no need to become a liar just get a sailboat….you can tell lots of stories about sailboats, somedays just getting out of the Marina is an adventure and then when you’re actually under sail and it’s storming out and the waves are high…well you can tell some tales and not have to lie about what you didn’t actually do.

    3. radar

      As regards the tattoos, I think any of the frauds who sport them should get the choice given on Sons of Anarchy – “Fire or knife?”

      1. Just An Old Dog

        Or Meeting Mr Mayhem…

  3. A Proud Infidel®™

    Nothing to be ashamed about until he decided to be a lyin’-assed no-load pus-nuts pippspants sack o’ shit!

  4. Combat Historian

    Wonder what Senior Chief Shipley thinks of little jimmy yahoo here…

    1. Ex-PH2

      You should wonder what the Mrs. Shipley thinks about it. She was a Bosun’s Mate, too, you know. I think she could ream him a new one in a heartbeat.

      1. Combat Historian

        Mr. and Mrs. Shipley will simultaneously kick his ass…

  5. 1610desig

    Way to go, “boats”! You were among the core rates that truly made you a SAILOR in the mightiest navy on the planet…now your service is simply piss in the bilge

    1. SFC D

      “You were among the core rates that truly made you a SAILOR in the mightiest navy on the planet…now your service is simply piss in the bilge”.

      Sheer fookin’ poetry.

    2. CB Senior

      Not only a Sailor, but One of the oldest Rates in the Navy. Going back even before the USN by hundreds of years. Masters of Seafaring and holders of Tradition.
      Now you are just a dumb Deck Ape who ate too many paint chips.

      Bum

      1. 1610desig

        Exactly…dumb fuck loafing in the paint locker too long

  6. Doc Savage

    Couldn’t be proud of an already honorable term of service…..had to get a case of explosive ego diarrhea and shit all over it.

    Sad. Just damn sad.

  7. Deplorable B Woodman

    My red BS flag was raised as soon as I saw the “Boatswains Mate (SEAL)”.

    And I’m Army.

    1. CPO

      During his time of service BM was the major source rate for SEAL’s they had six of them, and BM was the big one. So yes you would have it written down BM (SEAL)so before 2006 they would not have SO (Special Operator) by there name.

      The God Don Shipley calls himself a BM to this day also says BMSC (SEAL)

      1. Atkron

        AB and AO were source ratings back in the day too. Neil Roberts was an ABH1 (SEAL) when he fell in combat.

        BTW, I know it was a typo on your part, but for the folks that don’t know the ‘S’ goes last in a Senior Chief’s Rating is used. Same with the ‘M’ for Master Chief.

    2. QM1

      The raitngs for Special Operator types is a relativelynew thing. I had SWCC guys come on my first ship with me to learn some basic QM stuff (Pub 249, et.) on duty days to help them make rank on their next advancement exams.

      Always thought it was pretty silly and seems to be one of the DON changes for the better over the past few years.

  8. Sparks

    Queer bait. And, he’s shit for a poet too.

    1. Daisy Cutter

      Yeah, that poem came from a deep, dark place and he needs to shovel the dirt back on it.

      1. 11b-mailclerk

        Cats keep trying to cover it up.

        Him too.

  9. Graybeard

    James Brennan had honorable service, but decided to throw it away for lies.
    James Brennan’s picture will be in the next Webster’s next to the entries ‘stupid’, ‘loser’, ‘liar’, ‘fraud’, ‘fake’, …

  10. Rock

    I’m sorry Dave, but I believe you’re wrong on this one… according to all of the SEALs and Force Recon types I’ve ran into, EVERYONE KNEW CHRIS KYLE. I am still in awe how many people were snipers or special operations or all of that crap.

    I was a radioman. My proudest time was when I served with JCU, because only the DoDs finest communicators get to go there. Why can’t people just be proud and c the service they had?

    1. I served under Col. US Grant (true story), I leave the younger generation to their own stories.

      https://marines.togetherweserved.com/usmc/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=9666

      1. rgr769

        True story: I died four times with Gen. Custer at the battle of the Little Bighorn in Montana. But then it was a re-enactment outside Hardin, MT.

  11. Ex-PH2

    What. An. Asshole.

    1. Mick

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

      Shack!

      Another direct hit from the Navy.

    2. Ex-PH2

      Firing hot, straight and normal!

  12. Fjardeson

    Ex-OS2, got eyeballs on another phony SEAL, made worse by the fact he (had) honorable service. Cleared hot.

      1. Mick

        BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

        Shack!

        And well played Fjardeson!

        Getting some excellent ex-OS2 Supporting Arms Coordination going this morning.

        1. Fjardeson

          Thank you, kind sir.

  13. TankBoy

    Lord, please allow your angel Karma, in the physical manifestation of three REAL Seals, to beat this turd to within a shade of his life. And then allow Karma, in the form of loan officers and law enforcement, to deliver him to a prison. The Lord, allow Karma, in the form of several large prisoners, to deliver unto this turd rough prison loving for the duration of his sentence.

    1. SFC D

      And everyone said AMEN!

  14. Green Thumb

    I am pretty sure he attended Hard Cocks University.

    Turd.

  15. Skyjumper

    “There he blows!!”

    HARPOOOOOOOON!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_SaccW7sc

    He wouldn’t even make a good divot on a golf course.

  16. Toasty Coastie

    I rolled my eyes so far back I looked out of my bum hole….

    Friggin Swamp Donkey!

  17. ChipNASA

    Well they got one thing right, he was and still is rated a BM.
    Big time.

  18. Ex-PH2

    Note that this wienie sniffer says in one of his self-bios above that he’s medically retired, up above. I see absolutely nothing in the records provided that say he has that designation, so if he isn’t employed in anyway, he’s a bum.

  19. Atkron

    So if I were to have been stationed on either Coronado or Little Creek Amphibious bases I could have claimed SEAL? You mean i wouldn’t have to go through all the hard shit those guys had to go through?

    Just get ‘lucky’ enough to get stationed on an Amphibious base and they through Gold Tridents at you…who knew?

    Hey, I was stationed at a few Naval Air Stations….nobody ever threw Wings of Gold at me. I feel cheated.

    1. SFC D

      Eating here won’t make you a SEAL either, but it will definitely make your tummy happy!

      http://www.tridentgrill.com/

    2. Silentium Est Aureum

      I did a school at NAB Coronado. I’ve even had a couple of beers at McP’s. Where’s my trident, dammit?

  20. Mick

    ‘The Mick’? Oh. Hell. No.

    Team TAH: please be advised that I am not ‘The Mick’.

    I am Mick, but I am not that ‘Mick’.

    I am the good Mick.

    Semper Fi.

    1. Semper Fi, Mick.

    2. SFC D

      There are many micks at TAH. But only 1 Mick.

      1. Mick

        Thank you, kind sir.

    3. spd0302

      Semper Fi Mick.
      What did you fly?
      As an enlisted Marine I was a 6466 flir tech working on A6’s and F/A 18’s with Mals 11 and Mals 12 El Toro/Iwakuni 88-92

      Got out went to school came back through ocs and went 0302. I got so much shit at TBS and IOC for swinging with the wing, but I loved El Toro.

  21. Wilted Willy

    Tell me why the fake Seal posers never have the Harley, vest, dog, hundred yard stare? What is wrong with the fake Rangers out there? Come on posers, you aren’t even trying to keep up with the phony fucking Seals? At least my pos brother, David E Shrum has only faked all of his medals and Jungle Warfare school and all of his other fake bullshit? He has scammed thousands of dollars for all of his fake bullshitery, but at least he isn’t a phony Seal or Ranger. Oh, I almost forgot, he doesn’t have a Harley, or a dog, or a vest! He does however have the 100 yard meat gazers stare! He did get that part right. Now for the love of God, will some LE arrest this cocksucker and throw him back in prison?????

  22. Bobo

    He did ETS from the amphib base. Isn’t that close enough to being a SEAL?

    1. Mick

      Yes.

      He would have seen some actual SEALs there at Little Creek from time to time, so yes, he is clearly fully qualified as a SEAL.

      Please see Chapter 2, page 39, paragraph 7.A.1.c. of the newly released 2017 edition of the Official TAH Poser 101 Handbook for specific details.

    2. Green Thumb

      Word has it that he was spotted at All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, Florida in the company of one False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics).

      I wonder if Phildo was giving him some pointers on his claims?

  23. OldManchu

    A poem? You call that a fucking poem?

    Once was a poser named “Mick”
    He loved to such on that dick.

    Man that shit of claiming this fallen team mate and that fallen team mate and Kyle looking down on him and all that bullshit is really fucking sick in the head! That is one fucked up low.

    1. Mick

      For the attention of all hands on Team TAH:

      I am not the ‘Mick’ that OldManchu is referring to in his post. He is referring to the bad, phony SEAL ‘Mick’.

      I am the good Mick.

      Thank you for your support, and please remember to tip your waitress.

      1. HMCS(FMF) ret

        As one who is in the Book of Firsts, I anoint you with the Title of “Sir Mick the Turthful”…

        Now go forth and pray at the “Golden Temple of the Himalayas” and bow before the altar of the Blessed Saint of the Boobehs…

      2. Joseph Williams

        Mick, the good one only till you are pissed off. No worries, we know who are. From a fellow Air Wing(crew chief of UH34Ds. Joe

      3. Ex-PH2 Bleacher Bum

        Just use an additional name, e.g., The Good Mick or Mick da Goodguy or something equally descriptive. I occasionally add something silly to my pen name.

    2. Green Thumb

      He is low alright.

      On the “down low”.

  24. HMCS(FMF) ret

    Look st the second History of Assignments – he reenlists in July 2002 for 6 years and is out in February 2003? I’m suspecting that this idiot was booted out for something real stupid on his part…

    JAMES “JIMMY” BRENNAN = FELCHING ASS HAMSTER

    1. Silentium Est Aureum

      You noticed that too, Senior Chief?

      Well, it’s not like BMs had to pay back all that sweet SRB….

  25. HMC Ret

    Well, Walt Whitman he isn’t. Of course, lots of people will fall for this BS and ‘feel his pain’ or some such shit. If he pulled the poem from his ‘deep dark psyche’ I’m thinking it was his rectum. Did you do a check on each of his seven chins? Maybe one of them is a real SEAL. Toad …

    I’ve known some really BMF, and not one of them would you suspect of being a really BMF. They don’t write poems and never pound their chest with a ‘look at me’ attitude. When I hear someone bragging of their exploits, I automatically assume they are bogus bullshitters.

    1. Daisy Cutter

      Can’t you just picture him reciting his poem in one of those dark cellar bar poetry readings?

      1. Jimmah recites his poems behind Flying J dumpsters.

  26. A Proud Infidel®™

    James Brennan has a perfectly honorable USN Career he could be proud of all by itself BUT NOOOOooo, he had to go shit and piss all over it, his name, his reputation and his status by making up a bunch of uncalled-for bullshit lies which IMHO makes him more 8-UP than a big chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentine’s Day!

  27. Just An Old Dog

    The lad fancies himself a poet.
    Ok Jimmy, here’s a poem for you.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are Blue.
    You are a cocksucker.

    1. jarhead

      Good job J Dog. Rhymes every bit as much as the one by the double chin bullshitter. Might want to consider a copyright on your poem. By the way, over on Military Phonies, does that BM mean he’s a bowel movement? That would prove he was a slimy turd, right?

    2. ChipNASA

      Cars go Vrooom
      Jets go ZOOOOM…
      Here comes an airstrike on your position.
      BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
      /cocksucker.
      //rhymes with “pucker”

  28. Deckie

    I’d have given my right arm to be a BM in the U.S. Navy, that would have been plenty for me.

    What a pile of shit. DOUBLE TURDS for claiming to know a fallen hero.

    Flush.

  29. Jim Brennan (not really)

    What? TAH doesn’t like my poetry?

    Here’s my haiku –

    I am Jim Brennan
    Dishonorable Liar
    Piece of sh*t I am