Don Shipley meets Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada

I told you last night that Don Shipley called and it was because this guy, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada, had complained to YouTube and got this video pulled and we discussed how Don could get it back up. It’s pretty long (18 minutes) but it needs to be long for the 118 lies Nikko tells in the video. I had to listen with ear plugs but it’s worth every minute listening to all the fantasies.

So watch the video before Facebook pulls it down.

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263 responses to “Don Shipley meets Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada”

  1. EXNAVYIS

    OUSTANDING 0-4E!

  2. ExHack

    Well played.

  3. Green Thumb

    Jive Fake-do.

  4. Ex-PH2

    O-4E, does that bozo know the difference between dolphins (Delphinidae) and dolphinfish/mahi mahi (hippurus)? They are two different animals. Those in the photo that Kaka D nicked are bottlenose dolphins — mammals.

    Here’s an info piece about mahi mahi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahi-mahi

    Should I tell him he’s full of whale doots?

  5. OldSargeUSAR

    @154 Ex – Please do tell him, but don’t invite him for bacon waffles…

    Yum Yum

  6. O-4E

    Everyone make sure to enjoy Nikko’s new Face Book page!

    https://www.facebook.com/nikko.delozada.9

  7. Just An Old Dog

    I’m sorta thinking that the “wife” in the picture may not even be his wife. It looks like she is some sort of model who does a lot of photo shoots with lots of different companies and products, trying to get a big break. I’m betting he just got her to pose for some photos in his “dojo”.
    Sort of like the guy who buys the picture frame or the wallet with the photos in it and keeps it.

  8. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    Niko’s corrupted Cop story was stolen from Above the Law Segal movie. Comical, but mistaken.

  9. ExHack

    @156: Friend O-4E’s version of Nikko. Get ready for the lolz! And contribute – I did!

  10. O-4E

    No shot ladies and gents…on my fake webpage..just now from his wife

    “Tiara Aleina Fan Page WTF! Seriously I hope this is fake”

    His wife’s maiden name is Aleina

  11. O-4E

    1 minute ago

    “Tiara Aleina Fan Page No I’m a Marine, who created this page for a Friend. I am in compete disgust over this shit…. Stolen Valor is a crime! I’m a WARFIGHTER who supports all my ground troops, I’m a door gunner on Hueys and I’m about to delete this page…… Fucking disgusted!”

  12. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    LOL maybe she will start telling some fictional stories from movies like he did

  13. ExHack

    I’m with Dog @157. Whatever her original state, she’s too attractive to be with a pathological fantasist who’s trying to scam for a free room somewhere. Most if not all of the pics look staged. Bet you “Tiara Aleina Fan Page” is a FB sock puppet!

  14. ExHack

    Hey O-4E: did you catch the “I’m a Marine who is a door gunner on Hueys” line from the alleged author of Tiara’s page? So Vietnam. It’s Nikko pretending again.

  15. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    Chances that her marriage with him is just a sham anyways. He probably promised her some stuff and help boost her “fledging” career.

  16. Ex-PH2

    Took a closer look at the ‘dolphin rider’. That’s photoshoped but good.

    The nekkid guy is too big for any dolphin to carry him out of the water, especially jumping that high.

    The nekkid guy doesn’t even look like our idiot pretender.

    The shadows don’t match.

    And — oh, yeah, please remember this if you’re going to PHShp images — the nekkid guy is taking a step up, not sitting on the dolphin or holding onto anything.

    Hey! NIKKOOOOO! You ain’t foolin’ no one, you lying sack of shark coprolite.

  17. O4-E@140, thanks for the link.

    Mayoral Proclamation – “Be it resolved that I Gavin Newsom, Mayor of the City and County of San Francisco, California – on the occasion of Joe Bannon’s 50th birthday do hereby officially proclaim November 14, 2006 as “Joe Bannon Day” forever recorded in the archives of the City and County of San Francisco, California.”

    – Mayor Gavin Newsom
    City and County of San Francisco

    So between the Marine Corps Birthday, Veteran’s Day, Thanksgiving and now Joe Bannon Day, I can take the entire month of November off.

  18. Smitty

    @50, here is what ya get when ya google one of their “supreme grand masters”

    http://www.sfbg.com/39/09/news_paul_lozada.html

    i wonder what pops up for the rest?

  19. I got a friend request at my Facebook page from “this guy” today. No reason at all why he would attempt to friend me, even if it really was him. Denied the request and blocked it.

  20. ExHack

    @169 – Frankly, that was ME suggesting it. The page attempting to friend you is O-4E’s. The real Nikko has gone dark on FB.

  21. O-4E

    @166 PH2

    This website wasn’t started by ol’ Nikko

    https://www.facebook.com/nikko.delozada.9

    Just by someone wanting to help spread the word 😉

  22. Ex-PH2

    O-4E, you’re saying you’re being a bit — well, naughty?

    OK, then!

  23. O-4E

    The dumbshit left his personal page open…so all of his “friends” have received friend request…and are responding

  24. Just An Old Dog

    @173, I sent you a friend request and a message using this screen name. This is gonna be good.

  25. O-4E

    @174

    Nikko is blocked from sending or receiving friend request for 2 days due to the several hundred he has sent out today

    I estimate he will be back up and at it come Tuesday 😉

  26. O-4E

    Old Dog you’re G2G now

  27. O-4E

    So far his friends love the page

  28. A Proud Infidel & Patriot

    Anyone wanna bet he’s already friended Witlessfart and “Snake Eyes” Jordan?

  29. O-4E

    @178…his friends keep rolling into the page

  30. MrGameandShow

    178 @ I dont think those two even have the balls to befriend this clown. His Hollywood bigger than life stories are just too far fetched to get behind.

  31. ExHack

    @179: his ‘friends’ may be along for the lolz, like us. How many people do you think he can get to buy his BS?

  32. MrGameandShow

    Nikko has resurfaced on his page, some reason I think he is trying to make it known that the other Nikko page (Dolphin rider) is fake. Decided to post how he loved his wife’s pic 2 hours ago. I guess he isnt in hiding.

  33. O-4E

    Amazing..I have 20 of his friends on my fake webpage so far and either him or his wife hasn’t shown up today

  34. O-4E

    Sorry..for those of you interested..drop by

    https://www.facebook.com/nikko.delozada.9

  35. 1351-2

    This guy rode dolphins into Iraq yo like an underwater Slim Pickens

  36. O-4E

    Mofo won 4 Olympic Golds in a wheel chair! An unpowered wheel chair! Check it

  37. Ex-PH2

    Is there some reason the front of his head is bald and there’s all that hair in back?

    Usually, there’s a combover of unsightly spareness. This looks like he took a depilator to his skull.

  38. O-4E

    He lost it in Operation Eagle Claw while saving Chuck Norris from a burning C-130

  39. Ex-PH2

    @188 – ROFLMAO!!! Scared the cat out of her coma!

  40. MrBill

    According to Genesis 2:7 “And Nikko “Kaha” De’ Lozada formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.”

  41. O-4E

    I’m going Psul Wickre on their ass

  42. 1351-2

    Travel Orders as follows:
    Dep: NAB Coronado Means/mode of travel:(GD)Gov Dolphin
    Arr: Iraq Reason for Stop: MC

  43. Nikko “Kaha” De’ Lozada has so many muscles hidden under his clothes, he looks like a condom stuffed with walnuts…

  44. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

    ANALYSIS:

    I will leave it up to TAH and Senior Chief Shipley is verify his claims.

    However, I can assert with a very high degree confidence that based on his stories this guy is one very unlucky SOB!

    END OF ANALYSIS

    PS: Mrs. Shipley for SECT of DHS!

  45. not julie wEir (wink)

    Hondo,
    Did you get the info for this clown?
    If not email me & I will work on it. I’m bored

  46. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

    @ ExPH2

    You ask: “Is there some reason the front of his head is bald and there’s all that hair in back?

    Usually, there’s a combover of unsightly spareness. This looks like he took a depilator to his skull.”

    I say: You are very insensitive. He already said in the interview that he was shot in the head and had a steal plate. Normally steal plates will cause that hair line thingy! He has been wounded so many times in the “War”, so lets try to be more sensitive!

  47. Ex-PH2

    Master Chief, even if that is a direct order, I respectfully refuse. It looks like he shaved his head to perpetuate his mythology. He also looks like he’s trying to be a Vulcan.

  48. MGySgtRet.

    Made it to the part in the video where he was captured and drilled. I think most likely in the ass. Repeatedly.

  49. Just An Old Dog

    He explained his unique hairstyle on his face book page. It was donated to Bosnian orphans, to make a hairpiece for Don Shipley or to repair the burned away portion of Chuck Norris’ beard from Desert One. The stories vary. It does help that all his records were lost in the St Louis Fire, hurricane Katrina or Sharknado.