I told you last night that Don Shipley called and it was because this guy, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada, had complained to YouTube and got this video pulled and we discussed how Don could get it back up. It’s pretty long (18 minutes) but it needs to be long for the 118 lies Nikko tells in the video. I had to listen with ear plugs but it’s worth every minute listening to all the fantasies.
So watch the video before Facebook pulls it down.
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263 responses to “Don Shipley meets Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada”
What’d I miss? Something about dolphins? Like the movie “Day of the Dolphin”?
Something – something about transvestites and grand masters? WTF?
Never mind. I’ll read and catch up.
@USMCE8
Come to his new FB page that some adoring fan 😉 created for him since he shit canned his original
https://www.facebook.com/nikko.delozada.9
We can’t let a guy like him go without a facebook page
NIKKO IS MENTALLY ILL. HIS STORIES ARE A MISHMASH OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY EXPERIENCE THAT HE TAKES LIBERTIES WITH AND EMBELLISHES. IT IS EMBARASSING TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS. BUT NONETHELESS HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS CANNOT TAKE THE BLAME FOR HIS ACTIONS.
FACTS THAT CAN BE VERIFIED:
JOE BANNON IS HIGHLY DECORATED LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER AND MARTIAL ARTIST.
HIS DAD RETIRED FROM THE MILITARY AS CHIEF MASTER SERGEANT MAJOR.
BROTHER IS A HIGHLY DECORATED LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER AND MARTIAL ARTIST WITH SEVERAL POLICE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS.
NIKKO IS AN ACCOMPLISHED MARTIAL ARTIST.
THE WHOLE FAMILY HAS BEEN IMMERSED IN MARTIAL ARTS FOR OVER 5 GENERATIONS.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS NIKKO’S IMAGINATION.
um, “CHIEF MASTER SERGEANT MAJOR”, dude, that’s not even a rank, and could you plz turn off the caps lock?
Car 54…where are you?
@204 – no, that’s a real rank! It’s one step up from “Technical Sergeant First Class”.
So he is a few dolphins short of a tuna can.
@203- I knew a Master Chief Sargent… true story.
Hello, first post ever; I’ve been enjoying your banter for a while now.
I was very annoyed that Senior Chief’s video got pulled by Youtube, but thanks to TAH for having it up here. If the amazing Dolphinfish rider manages to knock it out again, I can help get it out on bittorrent where it will be near impossible to get rid of.
Mrs. Shipley is so awesome. Mr. Shipley is a very lucky man.
@200: It was I who invoked the Shipley story about his hairstyle, which is the real story. Don Shipley was once bald as an egg. But Kaha donated a tiny lock of his hair and personally transplanted it onto Don Shipley’s head using a tiny needle and Chia-Pet fertilizer.
From there, due to Kaha’s wondrous superhuman DNA and his age-old hair-replacement techniques, the tiny lock of Kaha’s hair greq into the resplendent mane of hair that Shipley sports today – a mane which we know is not only thick and rich and luxurious, but actually sentient and a trained killer in its own right.
Alas, alas, Shipley has not returned Kaha’s mighty act of generosity.
TheCloser@208, I was at 1st Maintenance Battalion with Corporal Sergeant. Then he got promoted to, you guessed it, Sergeant Sergeant. True story.
I knew a Master Petty Seaman once.
Hack.Stone: once knew an Army officer with the last name of Major.
Yeah, he was an O4 at the time. (smile)
Hondo: I once knew a Sergeant whose last name was Major.
Hondo, had a new Pvt show up in our unit named Sergeant. His squad leader flipped out and refused to call him that and gave the other Joes in the squad 15 min to come up with a name for him. The renamed him “Serg” pronounced “surge”.
AYE, AYE CHIEF MASTER SERGEANT MAJOR.
So which one of Mr. De’Lozada’s relatives wrote “Training Day” ?
Command sergeant major. Sorry for my haste in my response. Its unfortunate that you are all such poor investigators that you have attacked his family. He is mentally ill. No one wrote training day, but his brother is a consultant in the film industry. As far as o4-e or whatever your name is, if you truly knew the Lozada’s you wouldn’t be speaking the way you Do. You hide behind your fake name and are not like Don Shipley putting yourself out there. Because you would be afraid of the Lozada family.
Ret. Guy,
If he is in mentally ill, then why isn’t his family trying to help him by getting him better care or perhaps keeping him from making grandiose claims of valor and fame on the internet.
I am not 04-E but I can tell you that the amount of fucks given by many of the commenters on this blog about who his family is, and how they should be feared is zero.
Keep your threats to yourself. And tell that family to step up and help their brother from being ridiculed by getting him the help he needs.
J.T. Byrd
Sergeant
USMC
2004-2013
OIF/OEF Veteran
If your relative is mentally ill his family should have stepped in long ago and gotten him treatment and medication.
Your brother or whatever the hell he is isn’t just a fucking looney talking to himself in front of a 7-11. He is making very public statements via the internet about his “adventures”.
If you cared about him you wouldn’t enable him, you would take away his internet access and erase all the crap he put up.
If you have a dog who runs over in the neighbor’s yard and takes a shit you clean the shit up, fence your dog up and apologize to the Nieghbor, you don’t talk shit to the neighbor about how your dog is mentally challenged and they better be scared of your fucking hong kong fooey family.
As far as being anonymous, it’s just not worth putting our names out there. It isn’t because anyone is afraid of your wacked out family, its just because we don’t need our emails flooded with idiotic missives or bullshit phone calls or letters from the likes of you, Paul Wickre or some made up lawyer.
So, he’s NUTS? Well, golllllly. Whodathunkit.
There was a problem with the audio on Youtube. He actually said that he wrote the movie Trannie Day.
As for the “mentally ill” claim: I don’t see any indication on any of various Lozada family’s online properties to this dude being mentally ill. No, instead I see a lot of heroic looking poses and other crap supporting the “Nikko is a badass” narrative. I guess being “mentally ill” doesn’t fit that narrative too well, eh?
I gotta love the movie action star poses with the katana. Is that what you’re proposing we should be afraid of? Do you happen to know what happened to a much, much bigger group of actual samurai descendants (ie: not wannabes disrespecting the sword) when they faced off against our military?
Spoiler: They lost.
@Retired Guy
Come to the page and ask me to take it down. I will gladly. Sadly many members of your family have been on the page and support it. That in itself is telling.
Better yet have Kaha get a hold of Shipley and come clean then this BS will all end. In my family we take out our own trash.
Notice…if you scroll down..I asked all posters to refrain from attacking anyone but Kaha. Which they have done since that post of you will notice. And that was at the request on two of your family members.
And you notice no one has resorted to threats…well any of US anyways. We have just ridiculed the fuck out of Nikko…which he deserves short of prosecution.
What about some of those other claims by individuals on Bannon’s website?
Wow.
@ Ret Guy – Looks like YOU are hiding behind a fake name. DOH!
Moron
I see the Face book page is no more. I think it more than served its purpose. I haven’t had that much fun at a dip shit’s expense in a while.
@227
It was fun while it lasted…Sensei Nikko’s advice is no more
O-4E – by choice or by the Zuckerman Banhammer?
One of the best spoof Facebook pages ever!! My personal favorite is when Jimmy Carter called Nikko for his egg salad recipe.
And the Dalai Lama loves his PB and Banana Sandwiches 😉
@ ExHack – I can always switch it back on
Great moments. OK, good, not Zuckerberg. I’m actually kinda glad you did – the one part of the family friend’s rant I believe is that all Nikko’s F-14s do not land on the same aircraft carrier, and although it’s fun to trash the $h1t out of a sociopath like Crotchrot or Monkress, a true 5150 is to be pitied. Who knows, maybe his TAH exposure will be the motivation the family needs to get him on some anti-schizo drugs.
If the late night talk shows can make fun of Amanda Bynes, why can’t we enjoy the awesomeness that is NIKKO
If things work out right for Nikko, he will be able to build his own park and call it “World of Nikko’s Warcraft”. It will be supplemented by income from the sideline entertainment “Game of Nikko’s Thrones”.
The Shipley’s Rock… Diane Shipley is hysterical. They really need a TV show.
And this guy kaha guy watches way to many movies.
If nothing else I think a public Face book page with a mishmash of names ( Dullass Nikko Monkyress comes to mind) would be great. you could always post pics with the eyes covered and names redacted. I have a stolen valor album on my facebook along those lines.
Be a great way to let off steam.
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click this link (some bogus BS deleted)
click this link@237, I suffered from kidney disease, but just being in the same room as Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada was enough to cure me.
Between this guy and Rick Fine, I think we have our #1 and 2 seeds for next year’s tournament. I hate it when we peak early like this. Can’t we do some sort of preseason invitational tournament to establish the ranking in the polls?
Instead of power rankings we can have the monthly “Poser Meter” where we can keep track of all the turds in the punch bowl.
Thanks O-4E, it’s been great ragging Nikko. Ret.Guy aka Rachelle Smith FB aka Paul, cya
Wow! its too bad and sorry to see – He has issues for sure – someone needs to get him help – I understand there were others in his family who had the same disability…
Looney Tunes or not, he and at least some of his family appear to be using some of these claims to promote their martial arts and entertainment personas. Ah, Kaha! We knew you when.
Twist: re comment 214 – did the Sergeant Major you know ever make Sergeant Major? (smile)
Good News! Youtube pulled their heads out of their ass and let Don repost this video on his youtube page. woot! posers gonna pose, and Dons gonna bust them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIrq44FaxSY
Yes!
There’s a line between someone being mentally unbalanced and someone being a pathological liar who spins bullshit tales to get backing for businesses.
An example of just a plain loon would be a guy standing outside a 7-11 telling people he was the space shuttle door gunner and shot Kennedy with a bow and arrow.
If you are wearing a suit, making you tube videos and having professionally made posters for being a martial arts instructor you are crazy, you are just a conniving cocksucker.
@136: The wife’s name is Tokiko
http://www.talentassassin.com/03portfolio.html
View her “Swimwear Gallery” and “Artistic Galery” image #6
But the sword “dancing” is downright ridiculous. I’ve studied Japanese swordsmanship (iaido/battodo) since 1971 — she stinks! Her grip is terrible … as are everything else. But something leads me to believe people are not looking at her holding a sword to see how proficient she is ….
What’s funny is the Japanese title: ??? ??? ??
“Tokiko Kokusai-teki Goraku” which is poor grammar saying “Tokiko: International-like Pleasure/Amusement”
I think they meant to say “Tokiko: International Pleasure”
Wow.
–ghp
Okay … sorry about the ???? Apparently Japanese kanji does not post, although it does appear during composing.
arrrggghhhh.
–ghp
Oooh! And a painted-on bikini:
http://www.talentassassin.com/images/07_merchpic.jpg
and painted leopard:
http://www.talentassassin.com/images/02_resumepic.jpg
–ghp
Tokiko packing some heat….
still questions on whether she is on the phony stuff too.
Rumor has it she knows of her insane husbands tall tales. She plays to it like lies are real and no issues exist.
Wouldn’t surprise me if she is a nutcase too