I told you last night that Don Shipley called and it was because this guy, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada, had complained to YouTube and got this video pulled and we discussed how Don could get it back up. It’s pretty long (18 minutes) but it needs to be long for the 118 lies Nikko tells in the video. I had to listen with ear plugs but it’s worth every minute listening to all the fantasies.
So watch the video before Facebook pulls it down.
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263 responses to “Don Shipley meets Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada”
This guy is the Forest Gump of Stolen Valor
I’m surprised he didn’t cover Reagan’s body when he was shot or fly on the space shuttle
@96 0-4E, my SEAL teams rides trained sharks. The sharks are named Bosco and Mango. Just ask Jonn. It was his idea to make it schnipers on trained sharks.
@102
Trained sharks are ok….until…you get injured
But gills does make it easier to grip onto the side I will admit
I sent an email to the address listed on his kung fu master facebook page as well as left some comments.
I doubt he will respond, but I had fun with it.
I’d love to hear this clown on the phone with Don Shipley, and can’t wait for the DD214, if there is one. Doubtful.
Kingsize bedwetter.
I don’t think I’ve ever watched anything so pathetic and painful in my entire life.
“Kaka” DeLozada.
Guys, we hit the beehive.
A few minutes into this “interview” I had to stop….I think a little piece of my brain just broke…
@109 Doc…oh no…do not stop…finish…it only gets better
This guy is literally the Forest Gump of Stolen Valor…
Like I said..keep going..at least once
@103 – Sharks like to have their noses rubbed. They line up for it.
@O-4E….I may hate you for this later……
@112…I’m willing to risk it brother..to open your eyes to true unadulterated asshattery…
Sort of like your Dad making you clean your first deer or duck so you know where your food came from
Know they enemy
OMG….make the bad man stop…..*reaches for the lithium*……laughed so hard I think I piddled the carpet…
I can’t even hear what this afflicted ass bag is saying,, can We PLEASE get a thread with this shit translated and transcribed along with a couple of still photos? That Bannon feller seems like a piece of work too.
@101: O-4E, I was the Space Shuttle Door Gunner (check it out, it’s on my Facebook page, I have the patch therefore I must’ve BTDT) and let me assure you, Kaha De’Lozada was NOT on my ship!
@115 Old Dog
Think Forest Gump from the Beirut Bombing through Desert Storm and toss in combat assault dolphins that look like fish used to infiltrate into Iraq in Desert Storm…
And you will and inkling of what he is talking about
I think the worst of the worst posers Military/Law enforcement etc have to also be the Martial Arts “instructors”.
Jerry Partian was another one. With just a bit of knowledge, It doesn’t take much to hang up a sign, print out some bullshit documents and con some students.
I wish I could dig it up now, but I remember back in the 80s there was some guy who used to advertise his booklet on his own martial art he had invented. The ads ran either in Ring Magazine or Soldier of Fortune.
Part of his sales pitch was he had approached the Navy SEALs and asked to access their close combat training. He had supposedly “disabled” 2 SEAL instructors within seconds so the Navy adopted “his” methods for SEAL training. This was way before the internet, so he probably never had the bullshit flag thrown on him.
@118: GMTA, I had that thought when reading up on Giduck, my new horse in the SV Tourney. If I ever decide I need training in hand to hand combat, I’m asking for a DD214 before I hand anyone any money. It seems like that industry is filled with poser $h!tbags.
They must have edited out the part where he claimed to have invented the rotary engine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqwZUGa4CxE
Accomplishments made by Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada that were left on the cutting room floor;
1. On January 15, 2009, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada successfully landed a disabled Airbus A320-214 on the Hudson River after the aircraft struck a flock of geese.
2. In 2004, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada won 74 consecutive games of Jeopardy, amassing $3,172,700 in winnings.
3. Under the pen name J.K. Rowling, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada created the Harry Potter books.
4. In 1967, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada received the Grammy Award for Best New Artist.
5. The film Avatar was based on the real life experiences of Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada.
6. Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada holds a patent for inventing the artificial appendix.
7. Under the name George Clooney, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada was named People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive twice.
8. On October 17, 1989, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada pitched a no-hitter in the third game of The World Series.
9. Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada has three black belts in martial arts, which he wears with his lime green leisure suits.
10. Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada owns a fleet of 1980’s vintage Jaguars, which he stores in Bethesda Maryland.
Hack.Stone: I think you’ve been let down by spell-check, amigo. Shouldn’t the above read either “Haha” or (as noted by MrBill) “Kaka”? (smile)
Part II of the Kaha interview.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlHNC73VUZQ
It makes as much sense as the first part.
I swear I could feel my IQ points drop as I watched that interview/bullshit session! The interviewer looked like he didn’t know whether to laugh, pity him, or slap him upside his head!! KA-ka boy looks like he could use some Thorazine and some time in a rubber room!
That certainly does look like Edward G. Robinson in that swami getup.
My favorite bio: ” He has survived a countless number of street fights, as well as several armed gun and knife confrontations.”
Hardcore.
And: ” he served as the Chief Combat Instructor to the United States Army from 1987 – 1997 and was instrumental in rewriting the Army’s Combat Manual (FM 21-150). As a highly decorated veteran of the Gulf War, he is credited with capturing the first Iraqi POW during Operation Desert Storm.”
Way hardcore.
@126 GT
That’s what I am saying. I think that may be the snake pit of phonies.
@128.
I just read some more of the site.
I agree.
A cult of bullshit artists.
Wow, just WOW! Maybe with a ka-pow thrown in somewhere around the edges. Discreetly.
Not sure what was the actual best part of this mess, but the 4 gold Olympic medals, from a wheelchair has to rank right up there. Somewhere.
The appeal for housing funds pulls it all together nicely. And that prayer at the end? Wow.
@118. I think the martial arts posers are part of a trilogy of groups that are rampant with phonies. In addition to the Kung Fu crowd, the triad includes Motorcycle Clubs(Monkress) and Airsoft groupies(Snake Eyes Jordan)
At least we have dramatically increased the usage of his Facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/pages/DeLozadas-Academy-Of-Martial-Arts/142183919178331?id=142183919178331&sk=likes
Ok, if you have all those credentials then why are you struggling by on a lowly VA payment? Even 100% you can survive on barely. This guy is a serious loser. He was not even in the Olympics did he not realize you can google that….
O-4E, if you aren’t on Facebook, you can’t access that page.
@132
Oh..living in the stone age are we?
Lucky you 😉
They have a line graph showing your usage…as in the number of folks that have perused your page
He has been on facebook since 2011 and from then until now it looks like a flat line…until this story was posted then the line pretty much goes straight up through the roof
Speaking of his wife, what’s her name, LOLA?
A Proud Infidel & Patriot@136, if not Lola, then possibly Rita.
@137.
No shit. These bios in all of their assbaggery could be the product of one “Ranger” Burrell.
They have apparently nuked their Facebook page- clicking any of the links to it from here dump me back to my news feed
@ Green Thumb
Check out their “Testimonials” page
http://www.dimmakkungfu.com/testimonials.html
Accolades from President Clinton and a mysterious “COL Charlie P” of Delta Force
LMFAO!!!!
@141.
Yeah, seems we have found the “funny farm”.
@140.
And these “hard chargers” failed to screen Nikko, huh?
At least his wife’s Facebook page is still up
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Tiara-Aleina-Fan-Page/117719528251366
@143- so is his personal page: https://www.facebook.com/nikko.delozada
@50 O4E, Check out assclown no. 3 on the advisory board. Dr. Rubelo. According to his profile, “Dr. Ruberto also served in the United States Army Security Agency Special Ops serving twice in Vietnam. As an ASA Special Forces Agent he was trained in special weapons and close combat, and later became a hand to hand combat instructor for the US Army.” FYI, Someone should tell him that ASA wasn’t special forces. It was signals intelligence. Lots of listening and morse code. My father was in ASA for 14 years. The only close combat he trained in was bar fights in Taiwan. That’s how Nikko gets by. They’re all bullshit artists.
ASA used to be the designator for film speed, as in ASA400 was high speed film, ASA6470 was surveillance speed film developed for intelligence spooks. Then it was changed with no input from me to ISO. Pathetic. Maybe people were confusing film ASA with Army ASA.
It’s sad to see all the romance taken out of things we used to know.
Even worse when it’s someone whose nose should be longer than Pinocchio’s at its worst.
It would seem that his martial arts school FB page has been taken down. Anyone else able to pull it up?
Nope. Just kicks me back to my timeline. He was getting killed as of last night. I’m surprised it took him this long to nuke it.
https://www.facebook.com/nikko.delozada.9