Don Shipley meets Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada

I told you last night that Don Shipley called and it was because this guy, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada, had complained to YouTube and got this video pulled and we discussed how Don could get it back up. It’s pretty long (18 minutes) but it needs to be long for the 118 lies Nikko tells in the video. I had to listen with ear plugs but it’s worth every minute listening to all the fantasies.

So watch the video before Facebook pulls it down.

Comments

263 responses to “Don Shipley meets Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada”

  1. TheCloser

    This guy is obviously mentally disturbed. I wonder what the context of the interview was.

  2. Green Thumb

    @48.

    A Post-Doc in Neuropsychology?

    Did he pick this up when guarding a Royal Family member?

    Man, oh, man. When it rains it pours.

    I wonder if he used to work for APL?

  3. O-4E

    @51

    It looks like he just moved back to Hawaii (after saving lives in the aftermath of the Japanese Tsunami of course where he lost everything) and is looking for subsidized housing.’

    It also looks to me like the interviewer didn’t believe a word and wanted to get it on camera.

  4. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    @48 Bannon lists about 32 different positions and 12 certified instructorships over a 25 year period….interesting indeed…

  5. ChipNASA

    @52
    I heard somewhere that they had a job opening *snerk* 😀

  6. Green Thumb

    @54 and 55.

    I just read some of these bios in detail.

    Man, I think we may have stumbled across some sort of cult. PhD Martial Artists, secret agent neuroscientists that went to Berkley, bodyguards for Supreme Court judges, man you name it.

    Very creative stuff.

  7. Powerpoint Ranger

    Back when the video was first posted to Don’s YouTube Channel, Nikko’s “De’Lozada Academy of Martial Arts” page started getting comments from people urging him to fess up and stop the bullshit. He has since deleted those comments, but it looks like new ones are springing up all the time.

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/DeLozadas-Academy-Of-Martial-Arts/142183919178331?ref=br_tf

  8. Powerpoint Ranger

    Doh, bobble beat me to the FB link.

  9. AverageNCO

    There is TON of stuff on the internet about Nikko’s friend Joe Bannon. Maybe someone more familiar with law enforcement and martial arts could determine how legitimate his claims are. But from what I read, it seems Nikko is stealing a lot of his stories from his buddy Joe.

  10. Andy

    @47, 48, 54,57, the “Human flesh search engine” begins to pick up steam. go forth, and expose the truth.

  11. Instinct

    What a fucking turd.

  12. Roger in Republic

    This is the penultimate definition of BAT SHIT CRAZY. This dude should be locked in a rubber room. He is totally divorced from reality, and that includes the reality of his home planet!

  13. Bobo

    Too bad that I can’t find any claim by Bannon that he was in the military. It looks like all his cliams are spooky LEO things.

  14. I’ve asked a couple of our LEO friends who might know about Bannon. Or not know about him, as the case may be.

  15. A Proud Infidel & Patriot

    He’s very 8TFU, more fucked up than a truckload of broken football bats, and nuttier than a thousand buckets of squirrel shit!!

  16. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    Who was the guy that was giving him the interview I wonder. He looked like he was trying to hold back his laughter.

  17. Valkyrie

    I don’t know how videos and sharing work exactly, but I was wondering if they (YouTube, FaceBook) pull the main video isn’t there a way to copy it? I mean so they pull Don’s (I love me some Don!) but what if everyone puts it on their page and so every time it get pulled from one place it pops up again somewhere else. Am I making any sense? I will happily blast this all over my page and anywhere else I can.

  18. #67 has the right idea. My bandwidth is happy to oblige should it be needed.

    @36- “Full Retard” can be both a destination OR a state of mind. Clearly he’s of the latter, because you can’t go somewhere you already are.

  19. O-4E

    Here is another video I found of his smoking hot wife..along with him for about half a second…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdRLUoQOn_8

  20. FatCircles0311

    This guy just had a pissing contest against himself trying to one up each lie that came out of his mouth!

    Stolen valor scum, meet your douchebag God.

  21. O-4E

    From his FB profile

    “Mr. De’Lozada found his calling – an ability to tell stories through film”

    No shit

  22. Andy

    ya know, O-4E, she is hot, but I doubt she has much between the ears if she fell for this guy because of his lies.

  23. O-4E

    @72 Andy

    Wouldn’t you fall for a man who “rides dolphins that look like fishes by hanging on to them”?

  24. O-4E, she does look hot. Too hot. Asian girls that dolled are usually Bennie Boys.

  25. I meant write “dolled up”, but you probably figured that out.

  26. O-4E

    Hey Hack..don’t ruin my fantasy

  27. Better to ruin it now, rather then when you get back to the hotel room.

  28. O-4E

    I got ways to check..I did spend 4 years in Hawaii after all

  29. ExHack

    @34/35: Do NOT insult Skarktopus. That is QUALITY programming, a Roger Corman-produced OEUVRE. Roger Corman’s name is the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval for B-flicks. It also has Eric Roberts, a bellwether of B-movie badness.

  30. ExHack

    God, Shipley gives me the lolz. Mrs. Shipley is pretty hillarious too, I was watching them in the Bobby Hallmark video the other today. “Awright hon … I gotta go fry them f***ing crab cakes!” Sploont, sploont, sploont.

    Are you sure Lozada’s alleged wife isn’t a hot transgender MTF? “She” has suspiciously strong facial bone structure, and is that an Adam’s apple I see the hint of?

  31. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    ExHack, I was thinking the same thing. I didn’t want to spread or pass a rumor on here. But she definitely looks of transgendered modifications. Usually islanders go for that stuff and most islander females you gotta wonder about that.

  32. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    De Lozada at least wasn’t lying about her (Wife) having surgery though.

  33. Green Thumb

    @81.

    Its called a “Mahu”.

  34. ExHack

    GT – Depends. If she’s Thai, those are Kathoeys, the “Third Sex.” I once saw three Kathoeys coming through the checkpoint together, leaving Sin City, in varying stages of transformation. One looked like a somewhat effeminate young man. One was a stunning woman, rather like Mrs. Lozada. One in between. They were like a clinical comparison chart for a Wikipedia article.

  35. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    @83, yeah I was thinking of fa’afafine for some reason.

  36. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    @84, yeah exhack they got multiple names, Fa’afafine, Kathoey, Ladyboy or Mahu pretty much means Third gender.

  37. O-4E

    Screw you all!…I don’t care what you say…she doesn’t have a penis!…just a very large clit!

  38. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    LOL @87, she does look hot! but damn I was gonna say something when you commented way earlier something was up with her.

  39. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    @87 Btw, she has a website for some Japanese modeling company up. A lot of pictures up over there. We could be wrong.

  40. O-4E

    @ Gate Keeper

    Yeah..I’m horsing aroung

    If you have ever been stationed in Hawaii you know the perils of the mahu

    Nothing like sitting on the lanai with your buddies drinking beer Saturday afternoon and seeing one of the FNGs drive by with a rented ford mustang with a big mahu proudly displayed on his arm

    Or better yet…Sailors from a passing through fleet on liberty with mahus dangling from their arms..looking like they are in haeven

  41. Setnaffa

    @82, compare the cheekbones, no clear shots of the “adam’s apple” part of the neck, the hips/stance at 1:22 in the video, etc…

    “She” will probably wind up with a bald spot in a couple of years…

  42. Green Thumb

    Chain smoking, mentally challenged, ninja psychologist bullshit artists who wrote the book on Army Combatives.

    Next on the Green Thumb Show.

    Tune in.

  43. TheGateKeeper/MrGandS

    @90 lol jokin too…oh yeah seen it at Guam, and unfortunate part of seeing it in Thailand with some contractors I worked with. One guy I worked with would always take pictures of the kathoeys and ask his ramp co workers if they found her attractive, once they answered he would say: “Oh yeah, that’s a guy who I slept with, awesome huh?” Fuckers nickname was “Bear”

  44. Ex-PH2

    I could barely make it to the end.

    Dolphin fishes are called mahi-mahi, and they are fish, not dolphins. Dolphins are small ocean-going mammals, not fish.

    Oh, dear me.

  45. Green Thumb

    @95.

    We call them “Dorado.”

  46. O-4E

    @94

    That’s my favorite part

    That’s how his SEAL team rolls..riding into battle holding on to the side of some bad ass, radar and net evading, fish shaped dolphins beeyatches!

    Whatcha got on that SF?

  47. O-4E

    I also like the occasional “wtf” look the interviewer gives the camera

  48. ExHack

    @98: Yeah, O-4E, I don’t think the kid was buying any. He just had that whole “can you BELIEVE this $h!t, major lolz!” vibe going on while he egged poor Nikko on to share even more.

  49. ByrdMan

    I was pissed when I first started watching.

    Then he talked about riding dolphins into combat and I couldn’t stop laughing.

    Dolphins, he says….

    DOLPHINS!!