I told you last night that Don Shipley called and it was because this guy, Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada, had complained to YouTube and got this video pulled and we discussed how Don could get it back up. It’s pretty long (18 minutes) but it needs to be long for the 118 lies Nikko tells in the video. I had to listen with ear plugs but it’s worth every minute listening to all the fantasies.
So watch the video before Facebook pulls it down.
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263 responses to “Don Shipley meets Nikko “Kaha” De’Lozada”
OK, standard offer: if anyone can come up with more data (full name, DOB, POB or full name and SSN) for this tool, I’ll file a FOIA and we’ll find out what he really did in the military.
If he ever actually served, that is.
Holy fuck…
what an ass clown
Holy….I wish I could be this delusional, life would be far more interesting.
The only thing he didn’t claim was space shuttle door gunner.
YES!! I was so pissed when this got pulled from youtube. look at this guys face when he’s telling his lies to the interviewer. he’s THRILLED that someone is eating it up and asking for more.
Love my “Shipley in the Morning” videos.
If the interviewer had been just a little better briefed, he probably could have gotten another 30 or 40 lies out of the turd.
I would like to call this guy a front runner for next years tourney, but with another 12 months of posers to go, I’m sure he will be lost in the melee.
I on’t think the interview even believes this BS
He’s got a smoking wife
https://www.facebook.com/nikko.delozada
Now see, that’s where checking this place on breaks/lunch from work sucks, cause anything FB related is blocked, and the cell phone reception where I’m at SUCKS.
That was quite surreal….the total and complete bullsh1t spewing out of this guy’s yap is completely amazing….even the interviewer looks back at the camera a few times in what are clearly WTF moments.
The dude reminds me of a Filippino navy chief I knew once.
We hated that guy.
This is definitely not something to watch without a good quality adult beverage at hand.
@ 13 … I bet that Chief was Supply Corps. They robbed the Navy blind. We called them the Fillipino Mafia!
BREAK
I spoke to Don on the phone yesterday about the Boy Scout Mentor SEAL because I thought I could help on that one. That one has been resolved to Don’s liking.
He did mention the Hawaii 5.0 SEAL and expressed how badly he wants his ass!
Let’s help the good Senior Chief with som$e good ole’ open source research on the AlGore.net! Everything is there!
@13 and 15….Puck you, mang.
first ninja in space
15,
How was that one resolved? I’m in that neck of the woods (and an Eagle Scout Alumnus about an hour away from him) and was going to call the council office today to offer them a chance to do the right thing without getting reporters involved.
“Held on to dolphins that looked like fishes so the radar wouldn’t pick us up and we could get through the nets”
Nikko “Dances with dolphins that look like fishes” De’Lozada
See? I learn something new every day. Now I now what a shark looks like. Amazing.
Curious as to why the guy wanted the video pulled. He looked like a willing participant. No bad publicity in Hollywood and he might win another Oscar for playing himself.
Sorry, ‘now’ should be ‘know’. Dagnabbit.
MCPO,
In #18 I was referring to Walter Holt.
@ NH …. Bleeding now. Bit my lip … Laughing so hard!
@ 18. A letter from Council that he been removed and has nothing to do with BS anymore.
Dallas Moore has a song titled “The King of Bullshit Mountain”. We have found Dallas’s inspiration for that song. I can see why his friends committed suicide, they couldn’t listen to his bullshit anymore. It was the only way out.
24,
Good deal. That’s what should have happened in the first place, and it’s too bad that it took public shaming by Don to “encourage” the Atlanta council to do the right thing.
Off topic:
Mary Catherine Ham was just of Fox News with Ron Williams talking about how O’Reilly has gotten it all right with him Talking Points all week.
I have only one thing to say on the issue: Mary Catherine looked so HOT!
Radar? Under water? Oh, now you’re gonna make me take the laptop camping so I can watch this after work?
You people are cruel.
Mrs Shipley is great at the opening!!!!
Finally got to watch the whole video.
Holy Shit, this guy can throw some serious crap!!! He deserves an award for something, I just don’t know what to call it. How did the interviewer get through it with a straight face?
God Bless Mrs Shipley, she looks great with the pirate cap.
@30 right? The whole escaping with Dolphins who look like fish sounds like a SCIFI channel made for TV movie…
Are we talking Sharknado level of ri-tard here, or just your basic level of ri-tard, VOV?
This is full blown up-tempo Sharknado style tard my friend, in fact if done properly this could easily take Sharknado style to a bathyspheric level of tard….
Maybe as bad as Shartopus.
Shart-opus
That sounds like a very smelly adventure film…
I saw this on Don’s Facebook page last night just before bed….my thought was that even Bill Brockbrader thinks this guy is full of shit.
Also, is it just me, or does the interviewer remind anyone else of Sacha Baron Cohen doing Da Ali G Show?
In a lot of it, he is just stealing BS stories from other phonies. 1) Beruit Bombing-William Blake 2) Olympic martial arts team-Jerry Partain 3)Movie consultant-the phony Ranager who was going to sue TAH because his photos were copyrighted because he was working on “The Sum of All Fears”
But then he went beyond FULL RETARD, and puked up the greatest phony story of all time. Riding dolphins to Iraq to avoid Radar!? Are Fking kidding me! BRILLIANT!! The moment I read it…the following image came to mind.
http://imgur.com/gallery/vmQVGgZ
Here he is attempting to penetrate the northern Iraq border with his swim buddy….the dolphin that looks like a fish
http://www.oceanwideimages.com/images/20239/large/dolphinfish-45M1036-01.jpg
@35, I need to proof read, I meant Sharktopus. 🙂
@38 Sorry Twist, I know what you meant I was just being a d1ckweed….
No worries, I thought it was funny.
I wonder if this clown served with Phil?
I don’t have enough duct tape to keep my head from exploding as I watched this interview…
This guy has a hot wife who must be a little daft (as in a lot) to be with such a loser.
@42 A little daft? She must have all the rapier wit of a small soap dish to lather her brain around this f$cking idiot liar.
@41 GT
Yes..He and Phil him served on the USS Gloryhole where they took turns swabbing the poop deck
I couldn’t make it past three minutes. The best part is Don and his wife’s shenanigans. So… When is this guy going to be totally ousted?
???????????????????????????? Carry on.
“The Lozada family is recognized for establishing this grand martial arts discipline of the Pacific Rim bringing it to the United States with a legendary commitment to help others. That pledge led Nikko to his ultimate commitment, the United States Marines. Once there, he was asked and served as a Navy SEAL, specializing in Special Warfare Operations in the Middle East and Far East Theatres. Highly decorated, this training served him well as he returned to civilian life.”
From –
https://www.facebook.com/pages/DeLozadas-Academy-Of-Martial-Arts/142183919178331?id=142183919178331&sk=info
I came across his photo on this website too. His pal Joe Bannon also has some “interesting” credentials too.
http://www.dimmakkungfu.com/albums/album_image/1386116/350349.htm
@48, “Institute of Combat Neuroscience”? Really? That’s a “real” thing huh? These guys run in packs, don’t they?
@Andy
Look at the Senior Advisory Board…lots of potential posers
http://www.dimmakkungfu.com/blackbelt.html