Chief Tango sends us our first feel story today and it comes from Fort Worth, Texas where two gentlemen entered a young resident’s home and began whacking on him. He pulled out his firearm and asked them to leave. One of the intruders did just that, while the other refused, so he was rewarded with a new hole in his noggin and he was DRT (dead right there).
In Weslaco, Texas, Juanita Collins saw two men run through her yard, so for some reason, she fired a warning shot into the air which seemed to run off the pair. I wonder where the bullet landed.
In Dallas, Texas, a pair of brain surgeons returned to rob a convenience store for the second time, but the clerk was ready for them, you know being the second time and all, and he opened fire on them when they shot at him. Both rocket scientists seem to have successfully un-assed the AO, but the police have them on video, so it’s only a matter of time. The clerk had his bell rung by a bullet, but he seems to be much better now.
The first story today comes from Dave and it happened in Houston, Texas where a robber with a gun ran into a clerk with a legal gun. The thief ended up at the hospital where he was pronounced DOT (dead over there).
Chief Tango sends us some more links to other stories, the first of which happened in Timmonsville, South Carolina, where a homeowner was arrested when it was discovered that he’d shot a burglar DRT (dead right there) with a stolen handgun, so we get a two-fer; two thieves off the street with one bullet.
In Springfield, Tennessee, three men who have been suspected of targeting Hispanic homes for invasions ran into the wrong Hispanic homeowner. When they pounded on his door, the victim answered with his gun and let loose a flurry of gunfire and the three un-assed the AO. One of them showed up in the hospital with a non-life-threatening wound. Police think that his arrest will help them solve the 15 unsolved home robberies in the community involving Hispanic victims, two of whom suffered gun shot wounds during the commission of the crimes.
Chief Tango sends us a link to a story that happened in Nashville, Tennessee, where Clarence Goins and his partner tried to rob two fellows standing alongside the street with his gun. He took the car keys from one of the victims and tried to get in the car while covering the two with his gun. One of the victims, Marcus Henley, pulled his own gun which started a firefight. Goins was DRT (dead right there). Henley, it turns out, was an off-duty security guard.
In Wauconda, Illinois, a masked robber tried to turn his life around by pointing a gun at convenience store clerk. The clerk, however, had his own gun and dispensed it’s contents to the masked man. The robber’s perforated ass was taken to the hospital where was pronounced DOT (dead over there).
Notice how we haven’t had as many of these stories from Detroit, Michigan recently? Fox News reports that, in response to Police Chief James Craig’s support for private gun ownership, in 2014 1,169 handgun permits were issued and more than 8,000 new guns were registered, in 2015, 500 new permits and more than 5,000 guns have been registered. Home invasions and burglaries are way down in the city this year, too. Funny how that works, ain’t it?
From Chief Tango comes a story which happened in Phoenix, Arizona, where a homeowner stepped out of his house and three other fellows rushed into his home, one with a knife. The homeowner then drew his own firearm and plugged one of the men who is reportedly in critical condition. The others fled the scene.
In Las Vegas, Nevada, when two men invaded a home, 14-year-old Andrew Mason herded his charges, two six-year-old siblings, into a closet while he secured a cell phone and his rifle and joined them. When the men flung open the door, Andrew pointed the rifle at them and they un-assed the AO.
In Annapolis, Maryland, Delonta Alonzo Snowden was shot with his own gun during his home invasion by his intended victim who wrestled the gun out of his filthy paws after he shot his victim in the leg. He’s recovering nicely in a hospital while the police make long-term plans for his accommodations.
In South Hill, Washington, a resident disrupted a burglar’s work when the burglar broke a glass door to a residence and that brought the armed homeowner running. He shot out a tire of the getaway vehicle as they un-assed the AO.
In Houston, Texas, two enterprising youths broke into a family’s home after pounding on their door. The man of the family leaped from his bed with a firearm and proceeded to turn their lives around by shooting them both and sending them to the hospital.
In Vernal, Utah, three fellows got in an altercation with a homeowner who, during the fight was stabbed. Despite the wound, the homeowner got control of the intruders’ gun and wounded one of the intruders in the leg. Police now have control of the three who are getting a well-deserved rest in the local hoosegow.
In DeKalb, Georgia, Ronald Hugo-Garcia flagged down the police when they arrived at his house after a call about an intruder. Garcia told police that his nephew, Ronaldo Clemente was still inside with the intruder. After the police set up around the house, Clemente came out of the house drenched in blood, carrying the gun. He told them that the intruder was still inside. Police found him in a pool of blood, DRT (dead right there).
In Toledo, Ohio, Shawn Murphy heard an altercation in yard and encountered a man in his home. They had a gunfight right there and Shawn was struck in the chest while the two invaders un-assed the AO. There was no word on Shawn’s condition.
In Knoxville, Tennessee, homeowners returned home and heard someone milling around upstairs, while the woman called the police, the man went to check on the noise. The burglar was shot and he’s in serious condition and contemplating his life’s choices from a hospital bed while the police are making ready his future accommodations.
In Kansas City, Kansas, a homeowner interrupted a burglar while he was going about his work and shot at him without hitting the thief, but the burglar is resting comfortably in the Graybar Hotel.
In Cape Coral, Florida, one hommeowner put a sign in his yard that reads “Private Property … Trespassers Will Be Shot”. The sign has one lady who walks her dog near the house concerned worrying that she or her pup will be executed. I’d tell the worry-wart to walk somewhere else if she’s concerned, but the homeowner assures her that he won’t shoot her.
Thanks to Chief Tango for the links, since I’m AWOL and Holiday Inn’s WiFi sucks.
From Harris County, Texas comes the story of a homeowner who encountered a youngster who had just begun to turn his life around with the homeowner’s property when the homeowner made him DRT (dead right there).
In Owensboro, Kentucky, another homeowner awoke to the sight of another youngster who had been on a crime spree in other homes that night. He had a knife in his hand, but the homeowner had a gun in his hand, fired a round and that motivated the youngster to un-ass the AO.
In Kansas City, Kansas, another homeowner ventilated another burglar, shooting him three times, but he’s expected to survive.
In Annapolis, Maryland, an intruder shot a homeowner during a struggle for the weapon. Despite his injury, the homeowner secured the weapon and ventilated the intruder who is now in the hospital in stable condition while the police arrange for more permanent living space for him.
Chief Tango sends us a link to a story from Bessemer, Alabama where two teens broke into the home of an 87-year-old woman and her son dealt with the two appropriately. They were found a few blocks away in a parking lot and they were taken to the hospital while police make more permanent arrangements for them.
In another story from Chief Tango which happened in Topeka, Kansas, when a homeowner encountered an enterprising young fellow breaking into his car. The homeowner sent lead into the ground and the thief un-assed the AO.
The forces for good have been busy this week across the country.
In Terrell, Texas, Mathew Colby Johnson thought that knocking over the Mom & Pop convenience store would be easy-peasy. Fahed Fatayri ventilated his backside when Johnson pointed his own gun at Mama Fatayri in a robbery attempt. Johnson limped from the AO, ass-shot, but was spotted driving at about 120 miles per hour sveral miles away where he lost control of the vehicle and taxpayers funded his helicopter ride to the hospital where he’s in critical condition.
In Boardman Township, Ohio, another criminal was perforated by a jewelry store clerk. Police followed his blood trail to a bloody pile of clothes, probably where his getaway driver waited for him. He dropped over $100,000 worth of jewelry that he took from the store in his haste to un-ass the AO.
Another clerk in Conyers, Georgia fired 13 rounds at an escaping thief with no discernible result other than making a lot of noise.
In Port Hueneme, California, a street criminal tried to rob a fellow with an Airsoft gun. Unfortunately for the crook, the intended victim recognized the toy even before the criminal shot him in the hand. So the victim whacked the toy out of the criminal’s hand with his crutch. The criminal should have DRT from embarrassment to his profession. But, he scurried off instead.
In Friendswood, Texas a fellow saw a burglar in his neighbor’s yard and scared him off with gun fire.
In New Orleans, Louisiana, an armed homeowner helped police apprehend a carjacking thief when the fellow ended up in his backyard and he personally marched the guy into police custody with his firearm.
In Monmouth, Maine, a criminal on a crime spree was stopped in his tracks by an armed homeowner. The bad fellow had assaulted two people earlier and was in the process of stealing a fellow’s chicken – by the way he was a gray fox. The only DRT we have today.
A lot of ammo was expended and nothing much to show for it. Range time, people.
