Category: Dumbass Bullshit

  • I Wonder How They’ll Try to Blame Bush for This?

    Well, isn’t this special.

    Seems there was a little bit of a “goof” in Afghanistan the other day during the President’s visit.

    Well, maybe “little bit of a ‘goof’ “ is an understatement. This one may have been more like a “major awsh!t”.

    During the recent Presidential visit to Afghanistan, the White House requested that a list of 15 people meet with the POTUS while he was at Bagram AB. The military authorities there prepared a press release including that list of 15 individuals, then sent it back to the White House press office. That press release was in turn forwarded to a rather large (6,000+) number of recipients by the White House press office.

    Unfortunately, there was a minor problem. It seems that no one had given that list a good, hard look before releasing it to the public.

    You see, one of the names on the list happened to be the name of the CIA station chief for Afghanistan. The list also apparently explicitly identified that individual’s duty title.

    Oops. Yeah, publicly identifying a CIA station chief generally is a “no-no”.

    To add insult to injury, it wasn’t even someone on the White House staff who noticed the problem. A Washington Post reporter who had filed the story from Afghanistan happened to take a second look at the press release after he’d filed his story. At that point, he realized what had happened.

    The reporter then notified the White House staff of the issue. Until then, the White House was clueless.

    Putting toothpaste back into the tube isn’t an easy thing to do.

  • Unintentional Truth In Advertising, Political-Style

    Here’s a quote for ya. Let’s see if you can guess the source:

    “And of course, the reason is we’ve proved that Communism works. If you give everybody a good government job, there’s no crime.”

    Now, who said that? Lenin? Khrushchev? Stalin? Brezhnev? Mao? Castro?  The leader of the Shining Path, or some other Communist guerrilla group?  Maybe Marx, speaking of his future Communist utopia?

    Nope. None of the above.

    If you guessed a current Member of Congress from South Florida – give yourself a big honking Attaboy (or Attagirl).

    No, I’m not joking. It was Representative Joe Garcia of Florida. He currently represents western Miami-Dade County and the Florida Keys.

    I’ll leave figuring out Rep. Garcia’s political party affiliation as the proverbial “exercise for the reader.”

    Predictably, Garcia has since backed away from his statement.  He’s now claiming that he never intended to endorse Communism and was being “tongue in cheek” when he made the remark.

    Of course, this was the same Congressman who was also caught on-camera  engaging in what can at best be described as rather disgusting personal behavior on live TV (House Jusdiciary Committe markup, broadcast live on C-Span).  And who’s also featured video of himself hanging out with a politician awaiting arrested last summer on public corruption charges in a recent political ad (which has since been pulled from Youtube).  And who thinks we have a “border problem” in Puerto Rico.

    So personally I just don’t buy his claim of, “I was just kidding.”

    “Tongue in cheek”, hell – try “foot-in-mouth Freudian slip”.  Or maybe, “I was just doing what comes naturally – being the village idiot.”

    Hopefully the good voters of South Florida will replace this    moron        idiot    fool with someone of at least normal intelligence in November.

  • I’ll Just Leave This Here . . . .

    Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM
    Cops: Drunk suspect, 49, also sought to tryst with picnic table

     

    Yeah, alcohol was indeed a contributing factor.  “Contributing”, as in “the guy was plowed“.

    Must have been a  one helluva wild night over at the Grand Ole Opry.  (smile)

    Unlike the time the guy in Seattle tried to make it with a SUV there doesn’t seem to be video of this little incident. But based on the description and the guy’s mug shot, that’s probably a good thing.

  • White House: No SF to Nigeria…yet

    The Washington Times says that the White House thinks that it’s too early to contemplate sending Special Forces to Nigeria yet;

    “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” said White House press secretary Jay Carney. “At this point we’re not actively considering the deployment of U.S. forces to participate in a combined rescue mission.”

    […]

    “We are actively advising — including through military personnel — the Nigerian government as it seeks to find, to locate and to rescue these girls,” he said. “Finding them is the first step.”

    I guess they’re going to give the #hashtag campaign a little more time to have it’s full effect on the terrorists who are checking constantly to see if they’re trending yet.

    But, John McCain who is running for “The Most War Hawk Guy” I guess is pushing for boots on the ground in Nigeria, reports McClatchy;

    He wants to see U.S. troops go into Nigera and rescue the girls, even if it means doing so without permission from the Nigerian government.

    ‘If they knew where they were, I certainly would send in U.S. troops to rescue them, in a New York minute I would, without the permission of the host country,’ McCain said Tuesday. Referring to Nigeria’s president, McCain added: ‘I wouldn’t be waiting for some kind of permission from some guy named Goodluck Jonathan.’

    I’m kinda glad he’s not President at this point. I mean, I’m not glad that Obama won, but I am glad that McCain isn’t trying to prove to us how much of a maverick he is by sending troops into Nigeria with an open ended mission.

    Time, however, reports that the White House has supplemented their hashtag warfare with the use of drones;

    White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said “unmanned, unarmed” aircraft had joined reconnaissance flights over a swath of Nigeria where Boko Haram is believed to be holding the girls hostage. Carney cautioned during a news conference that the area of greatest suspicion still covering an expanse of land “along the size of West Virginia.”

    The announcement comes as some U.S. lawmakers are urging the use of force to rescue the Nigerian girls.

    So, I guess if you intend to escalate a situation, you need room to escalate.

  • Anti-gunner wants gun rights for food stamp recipients

    Anti-gunner wants gun rights for food stamp recipients

    Timothy Horrigan

    Andy sends us a link from Fox News in which anti-gun New Hampshire legislator, Timothy Horrigan is going to bat for food stamp recipients who want to use the food stamps to buy firearms;

    The position Timothy Horrigan, (D-Durham), took this week on the Statehouse floor in Concord, stating that barring purchases of firearms with Electronic Benefits Transfer cards, violates the Second Amendment, put him at odds with some gun control groups and in the same camp as some pro-gun groups that often disagree with him.

    “It’s not up to me to make that choice for people,” Horrigan told FoxNews.com. “I’m not saying that they should be allowed to use their benefits to buy up an arsenal, but they have a right to purchase guns for hunting or self-defense. If you or I have those rights, then they should as well. It’s not my place to tell them what to do.”

    Yeah, but I’m pretty sure that he wants to tell legal firearms owners what to do with their guns. He says that the food stamp benefit isn’t all that much, so why are we so upset about them using it to buy booze, tobacco, lottery tickets and guns? Maybe because it’s for food? If they need money for food, and the need is so great that the taxpayers are paying for their food, then it should only be used for nourishment, not to fund their personal choices.

  • Yer Friday Funny – Y’all Ain’t Gonnal Believe This Sh . . . (Part 2)

    The article’s title says it all:

    Houston Authorities Searching For ‘Serial Defecator’

    Given how many “good news stories” we’ve seen out of Houston recently, it may only be a matter of time before we see this guy featured on one of them.

    . . .

    In a separate but thematically-related story:  one guy in Louisiana got busted and sent to jail.  He also apparently decided to engage in a bit of “creative contraband smuggling”.  (Yeah, he got caught.)

    I guess there’s a first time for everything.  Never heard of someone taking the suggestion to “take that cell phone and stick it where the sun don’t shine” quite that literally before.  (smile)

  • Jim Gourley; “10 reasons not to vote for a veteran” redux

    Jim Gourley; “10 reasons not to vote for a veteran” redux

    JimGourley

    The other day, we discussed Jim Gourley and his list of ten reasons to not vote for veterans. Apparently, he didn’t feel that he’d been beat up enough so he writes another piece in the Stars & Stripes today. Basically he’s saying that he made gross generalizations about veterans to make his point; we shouldn’t make gross generalizations about veterans. What? You guys didn’t see that?

    As to the respondents who disputed the validity of my reasons, I cannot agree more. They were entirely correct that the arguments against voting for veterans were gross generalizations that could not be readily applied to any candidate by simple virtue of their time in uniform. However, what these people missed is that this was the entire point of the essay.

    If one cannot rationally apply blanket statements and stereotypes of military service in arguing against a candidates’ potential for elected office, then neither can they use them in support of that candidate. This is why they were listed as ten inconvenient reasons.

    I guess that he was pointing out absurdity by being absurd, but you know rereading the original, I don’t see it. If that was his intent, he should have explained it in the original. He also says;

    I have no strong leaning to either party. My voting record in presidential elections is 50/50, and I’m a registered independent. As for my service record, I served as an Infantry platoon leader before moving on to the Intelligence career field.

    Yeah, well, I voted for Jimmy Carter in 1976 and Joe Manchin in 2012, and I’m a registered independent, but is there anyone on this blog that can’t figure out which way I lean politically based solely on the ideas I present here?

    While I wouldn’t vote for a candidate based entirely on whether they served in the military or not (Tammy Duckworth, Chuck Hagel, never), their service is certainly a big consideration, especially if their service influences their politics. And I think the rest of you would agree. However, I would never write an opinion piece that gave you reasons to vote against any candidate solely because they didn’t serve, but that’s what dingus here wrote.

    I should point out that I was right when I said in the original piece that he’d hide behind his service when defending himself.

    Thanks to Chief Tango for the link.

  • The Joe Teti discussion continues

    The Joe Teti discussion continues

    Joe Teti Bio

    Nearly a year ago, we talked about Joe Teti, one of the stars of the Discovery Channel’s TV show, “Dual Survivor”. We proved that he was who he said he was, a Recon Marine and a Special Forces soldier. We also proved that he wasn’t a military veteran of the War Against Terror, although he did participate in the war as a civilian contractor. Those facts aren’t in dispute.

    Joe thought that the characterization of him in the comments needed to be edited out and I refused to do that. It’s not the purpose of this blog to present only the opinions that we like. So that pissed Joe off and he called to make a thinly veiled threat to sic his lawyers on us. When that didn’t work, he started attacking us on his Facebook page and we got some threats from Teti-huggers.

    The last few weeks, we’ve had about 20,000 visitors to those links above because Dual Survivor started it’s new season, I suppose. The publicist of that show contacted Military Times to do a puff piece on Joe. Of course, the first Google search result for Joe Teti is TAH’s post. So they called me, and I predicted correctly that they couldn’t use anything I told them in the interview. But he did lift some of my comments from the blog. From the Air Force Times;

    Retired Army Sgt. 1st Class Jonn Lilyea runs the popular military blog This Ain’t Hell. He writes that while Teti’s military records largely check out — he was in the Marine Corps and Army Special Forces — “he could hardly be a ‘combat veteran of OIF and OEF’ as he claims in his bio in the way that most of us understand the term ‘veteran.’ ”

    Mary Schantag, who heads both the POW Network and FakeWarriors.org, has investigated some 5,000 contested claims of combat experience and valor medals. She contends that a contractor simply cannot earn the same status that a military member can.

    “I don’t care if you’re a veteran of however many contracting scenarios,” she said. “It does not make you a combat veteran.”

    I’m convinced that Teti intended to portray himself as a military veteran of those wars by hinting at it. I didn’t say that in the post, but now that he has proven himself to be drama queen and a diva over my posts, I’m more than willing to say that out loud. He doesn’t like your discussion over his veteran status in his claims, so there must be something to it.

    He liked that I let him have total control over what I wrote (we stayed in telephone contact through out the process) but he didn’t like that he couldn’t control your opinions. I’m pretty sure that he doesn’t like the direction that the Military Times article took, either. Needless to say that I didn’t watch the show before I wrote about it, nor have I watched it since. I’m just not interested in the subject, or in Teti, honestly. If I wanted to watch whiny little bitches, I’d watch another reality show where at least there are whiny little bitches with boobies.