Category: Dumbass Bullshit

  • The Ultimate Blue Falcon?

    A little mentioned news story in Stars and Stripes tells the tales of woe of a number of less than brilliant service members who were “duped” into buying things at they neither needed nor wanted at grossly inflated prices with the promise of “easy credit”:

    Army Spc. Angel Aguirre needed a washer and dryer.

    Money was tight, and neither Aguirre, 21, nor his wife had much credit history as they settled into life at Fort Carson in Colorado in 2010.

    That’s when he saw an ad for USA Discounters, guaranteeing loan approval for servicemembers. In military newspapers and magazines, on the radio, and on TV, the Virginia-based company’s ads shout, “NO CREDIT? NEED CREDIT? NO PROBLEM!” The store was only a few miles from Fort Carson.

    “We ended up getting a computer, a TV, a ring, and a washer and dryer,” Aguirre said. “The only thing I really wanted was a washer and dryer.”

    Aguirre later learned that USA Discounters’ easy lending has a flip side. Should customers fall behind, the company transforms into an efficient collection operation. And this part of its business takes place not where customers bought their appliances, but in two local courthouses just a short drive from the company’s Virginia Beach headquarters.

    From there, USA Discounters files lawsuits against servicemembers based anywhere in the world, no matter how much inconvenience or expense they would incur to attend a Virginia court date. Since 2006, the company has filed more than 13,470 suits and almost always wins, records show.

    The article goes on to state that they are by far the largest recipient of default judgments against servicemembers:

    As of January 2014, 230 servicemembers were involuntarily paying USA Discounters a portion of their pay, Department of Defense data shows. Altogether, those servicemembers have paid more than $1.4 million to the company.

    Next on the list of most active creditors were the two other local companies, Military Credit Services and Freedom, which together had seized the pay of 92 servicemembers for a total of $289,000 as of January, according to the data.

    The company did make a statement for the original story:

    Timothy Dorsey, vice president of USA Discounters, said the company provides credit to servicemembers who would not otherwise qualify and sues only after other attempts to resolve debts have failed.

    As for the company’s choice of court, he said it was “for the customer’s benefit.” In Virginia, the company isn’t required to use a lawyer to file suit. USA Discounters’ savings on legal fees are passed on to the customer, he said.

    Now if you’re wondering if that name rings a bell, you’re not alone. Jonn and Hondo reported on Mr. Dorsey here and here.

    Yeah. THAT Timothy Dorsey. And he also serves as general counsel, which is to say, the legal face of USA Discounters. Normally, I’m not all that sympathetic to young troops who do stupid things like buy things they can’t afford on credit terms that are less than favorable, particularly when they, you, I, and everyone else who has put on a uniform, has attended seemingly endless lectures on the pitfalls of “easy credit” and the eagerness with which businesses near any major military base exist solely to separate said dumbasses from their pay. Even 30 years after the fact, I can still picture the 22nd Street entrance of NTC Great Lakes, with all their shiny baubles and toys, well out of my reach but for a signature on an allotment form for a mere 30-40 percent interest.

    But something about this just burns my ass. Here’s a guy who once wore the uniform of our service, who, while having a less than stellar career as a pilot, was still nominated for flag rank until enough voices were raised to eventually shoot his star down like he did the manned Air Force F-4 so many years ago.

    And yet he makes a damn good living off ripping off people in uniform.

    Oh, make no mistake–he serves as the good face of a company “serving the military community.” From a Stripes LTTE:

    The ProPublica article referencing USA Discounters that posted to stripes.com on July 24 (“‘They’re basically ruthless’: The discount store that sues servicemembers worldwide”) and its accompanying piece, “For lenders, gaps in federal law make suing servicemembers easy,” inaccurately portray the practices and policies of our company and our dealings with military customers.

    It is against the law for USA Discounters to discuss the cases of individuals who purchased items from us on credit and defaulted on their payments. Prior to publication, the company asked the reporter to obtain permission from the customers referenced to allow us to release those details — which would have told a very different story than the one reported. The reporter was unable to obtain that permission.

    It is irresponsible to report on allegations of this nature, knowing that there is another side to the story and knowing that the subject of the allegations is legally barred from telling it.

    USA Discounters is proud of our long and important relationship with the military community. The company has always held that the men and women who serve and sacrifice for our country should be treated with the honor and respect they deserve. And we consistently work to meet that standard.

    Izzat so, Timmy? You were quoted for the story. You had an opportunity to give your side, or to explain that because of legal issues, you couldn’t comment specifically. How many of those other 230 members would you want quoted? How many of your other current and former customers would you REALLY want to give a review of your business?

    Your own employees state that they are NOT to sell a product, but a credit plan. To most people, your plans suck. But you don’t exist to cater to them. Your function is, as I stated earlier, is to separate as much money from as many gullible junior servicemembers as you can with overly inflated prices on crap products with useless warranties and credit plans that would make a loanshark blush in embarrassment.

    So really, Mr. Dorsey–are you providing a service, or just servicing?

  • Ventura wins $1.8 million from Kyle widow

    I just have no faith in the legal system anymore;

    A jury awarded former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura $1.8 million on Tuesday in his lawsuit against the estate of “American Sniper” author Chris Kyle.

    […]

    The jury told the judge Monday that it didn’t believe it could reach a unanimous verdict, but the judge instructed them to continue. On Tuesday, attorneys for both sides agreed that the verdict did not need to be unanimous and would allow a verdict if only eight of 10 jurors agreed.

    After finding in favor of Ventura, the jury was also tasked with awarding damages for any harm to his reputation, humiliation and embarrassment. Jurors had to find that Ventura suffered an economic loss as a direct result of Kyle’s statements, or that Kyle used Ventura to profit unjustly.

    Regardless, the rest of America knows who Jimmy Janos is and this isn’t going to help his income situation.

  • Hagel folds to Manning

    Hagel folds to Manning

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    The Stars & Stripes reports that the Bureau of Prisons have rejected the Defense Department’s request to treat Bradley Manning’s genitals to a party. So, Chuck Hagel just went ahead and OK’d the whole thing;

    Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has approved the Army’s recommendation to keep Manning in military custody and start a rudimentary level of gender treatment, a defense official said Thursday. The initial gender treatments could include allowing Manning to wear some female undergarments and also possibly provide some hormone treatments.

    The decision raises a number of questions about what level of treatment Manning will be able to get and at what point the private would have to be transferred from the all-male prison to a female facility.

    So the next time you hear some ass-wipe Congressman or Secretary of Defense say that you need to contribute more to your healthcare, or suck up a smaller COLA hike, wave this shit in their face and ask “Really?”

  • Adam Kwasman confuses campers with illegals

    Adam Kwasman confuses campers with illegals

    Pinto Nag sends us a link to MSN which tells the story of Adam Kwasman an Arizona Republican state representative who is running in the primary for a Congressional seat thought he’d go to take part in some of the protests along the border;

    Kwasman tweeted from the scene “Bus coming in. This is not compassion. This is the abrogation of the rule of law,” according to the website.

    Kwasman later said, “I was able to actually to see some of the children in the buses. And the fear on their faces … This is not compassion,” according to video broadcast on the site.

    Told by a reporter that the children on the yellow school bus were actually YMCA campers, Kwasman said, “They were sad, too,” and admitted he made a mistake.

    Maybe we should do something about all of the sad children on both sides of the border for the Congressmen.

    I wasn’t going to include the photo that came with the article, but Joseph wrote to tell us that Marine guy has his awards out of order. So, here;

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  • “Ruby Red Dawn”

    It must be frightening to live in a country where you only rarely have to look at your military.

  • Boguslawski sentencing

    Boguslawski sentencing

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    You may remember when we talked about Andrew Scott Boguslawski, an Indiana National Guardsman who was stopped for speeding in Ohio and then it was discovered that he was transporting explosive devices in his car. Well, there’s a simple explanation according to the Associated Press;

    [Defense attorney Steve] Nolder has said Boguslawski played the role of an enemy fighter when he helped train troops departing for war zones and wanted to make the job as real as possible. Over time, Boguslawski started to add explosives to the training and gradually became reckless in his approach to the homemade weapons, according to Nolder.

    Investigators found numerous videos and photographs showing Boguslawski, family members and associates — including Boguslawski’s 16-year-old niece — blowing up several devices, according to a criminal complaint filed this year.

    Video evidence showed that Boguslawski had used explosive devices as weapons and distraction devices near civilians and military personnel, according to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

    I guess that he got so good at building bombs for the National Guard, he had a hard time stopping. Boguslawski faces 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine at his Aug. 8 sentencing in federal court, but he thinks that he should get time served (he was arrested in early January) plus 18 months of house arrest. He’s already lost his civilian job and his career ended abruptly with the National Guard, too.

    Thanks to Hondo for the link.

  • Mr. Minnick wasn’t alone

    Yesterday we talked about poor Fred Minnick who was born 120 years ago and died 22 years ago and how he was notified by the Selective Service that he had failed to register for the draft. But, he won’t be alone in that line according to the Washington Post;

    The Selective Service System, which keeps a roster of potential men who can be enlisted in the military, inadvertently sent out mailings to more than 14,000 Pennsylvania men born [between 1893 and 1897], reminding them to register.

    These letters were sent due to a computer error, the agency said in a message posted online, and the Selective Service has apologized to the families who have received these letters.

    The problem occurred following an automated data transfer between Pennsylvania and the Selective Service, which included the names of the 14,215 men born near the end of the 19th century. The letters started going out on June 30, sent to men who would be at least 117 years old.

  • 120 year old must register for draft

    The Washington Times reports that 80-year-old Martha Weaver received a notice from the Selective Service for her father, Fred Minnick, to register for the draft. Fred was born in 1894 and died in 1992.

    Her father’s name was Fred Minnick, though the notice misspelled the last name “Minick” and warns that failure to register is “punishable by a fine and imprisonment.”

    Her father was born on June 12, 1894, which means he would have turned 18 in 1912.

    Weaver suspects the confusion was spawned by the incorrect birth date on the form, which lists the birth year as 1994.

    I didn’t know that they were sending out those letters to delinquents. I’m glad that they are, though. I took my son to register on his 18th birthday and then I took him down to register to vote.

    But this is a good example of the folks that more Americans want to manage their healthcare.