Category: Dumbass Bullshit

  • Master Gunnery Sergeant James Wesley Bolden

    Master Gunnery Sergeant James Wesley Bolden

    My inbox has been filling up with this guy whose picture was taken by DeAngelo Williams apparently a running back for the Carolina Panthers (yeah, I had to look that up – if they didn’t play football forty years ago, I don’t know them). He saw what he thought was a Marine and gave up his seat to the guy. I commend Mr. Williams for the unsolicited act of kindness that he apparently extends to all service members, but I don’t think this guy is legit (turns out that I was wrong);

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    Aside from wearing his cover inside, I’m pretty sure the gloves look goofy in an airport setting. Unless he’s doing latrine inspections while he waits.

    But apparently, someone caught up with him in the Philippines recently and found him completely FOS.

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    Folks say that his awards are out of out of order and that Marines don’t wear their weapons qual badge with full-sized medals. But, even I know the badge doesn’t go on the right side. But without even a last name, we won’t find out his identity and get his records. So, he just goes in the dumbass column for the time being.

    You have to admit that’s an awful lot of money to spend on scamming folks, though. It shows real commitment to the lie.

    I want to reiterate that this is not to demean Mr. Williams’ good intentions, and I hope the whole experience doesn’t taint the good deeds that he claims that he does for other real veterans. But that’s why we do what we do here.

    A better picture;

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    UPDATE: Our friends at Guardian of Valor got his records and it seems that James Wesley Bolden did serve and he was the rank that he said he was. His records don’t show a Bronze Star or Purple Heart, though. Here is his FOIA;

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    There is more about his records at GoV. Yes, we doubted his service, but he certainly gave us reason to doubt it the way he was presenting himself and from eye witness accounts. We have been harder on phonies for less than a BSM and a PH, but the dude has problems, so I’ll just leave it here.

  • Donald William Zub; BOLO

    Donald William Zub; BOLO

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    This isn’t really a case of stolen valor, as we’ve come to know what the term means, but it’s a case of stolen honor. Don Zub is a real SEAL, in that he graduated from the requisite training, but after a short time, he was asked to leave the Teams. Rumor has it that it was drugs and alcohol abuse that inspired the request. But, that’s not the worst of it. Now, with his SEAL tattoo fully exposed, he trolls SEAL events and funerals for money. At one event, for example, he sold raffle tickets at $50/pop with this car as the prize;

    Zub Car

    After the event, he drove off with the proceeds from the raffle in the car that was supposed to be a prize. According to folks who know, to this day, he’s still driving the car. Oh, yeah, the proceeds were supposed to go fallen SEALs and their families and apparently never made it to them.

    He opened a GoFundMe account and raised more than $10,000 to fix his injured dog – that’s one expensive dog, boy howdy.

    The word on the street is that he has scammed Gold Star Mothers and Fathers by sweeping into every crisis situation in the SEAL community. When a SEAL committed suicide last year, the community sent thousands to Zub to help the family out and the money never made it to the family.

    You can read about some of Zub’s antics at the Facebook page, The Most Scamming Man in the World as well as the Coronado Clarion.

    A couple of folks in the SEAL community have told me that he’s been getting away with this for thirty years – the homeless bum of the SEALs. If you have a Facebook account, you may find that he’s weaseled his way in among your friends. He likes to tell stories of his derring-do, although he’s never deployed, according to folks.

    So, if you’re in the San Diego area and run into this guy (he trolls the popular SEAL bars), run away.

  • “Scruff face” trial begins tomorrow

    The law suit that Jimmy Janos, aka Jesse Ventura, aka “Scruff Face” has brought against deceased SEAL, Chris Kyle, goes to the courtroom tomorrow according to Fox News. Of course, since the suit can’t be against a dead man, Janos is suing the widow of Kyle instead;

    “Ventura is going to have to prove falsity … but the harder part is proving actual malice,” said Raleigh Levine, a law professor at William Mitchell College of Law in St. Paul. “It has to do with what you know about the truth — that you actually knew that what you were saying was false or that you recklessly disregarded the truth.”

    Besides sorting out what happened in the bar, jurors will have to assess whether Ventura’s reputation was damaged and whether Kyle used Ventura’s name to make a profit.

    […]

    Big money may be at stake. Court documents show Kyle’s book had earned royalties of more than $3 million as of June 30, 2013, and the judge already has ruled that proceeds from an upcoming movie could be subject to damages, too.

    Ventura has said the case isn’t about money. “It’s about clearing my name. It’s a lie,” Ventura told The Associated Press in February.

    Ventura and Taya Kyle are both expected to testify during the trial, which will likely last more than two weeks.

    Apparently, both sides will present eye witnesses to prove their particular view of events. I can only imagine the types of witnesses that Janos’ side will present.

    Video added to keep the discussion on track;

  • I Wanna See the Environmental Impact Statement on THIS

    Talk about yer “stank-ass hippies”!  Provided without further comment.

    EPA deals with a stinky situation in Denver

     

     

  • Rickey Wagoner; phony crime victim

    Rickey Wagoner; phony crime victim

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    Some of you may have read about Rickey Wagoner, a 49-year-old in Dayton, Ohio who claimed that a Bible in his pocket had saved him from some thugs who tried to rob him. He even had a bullet wound in his leg to prove the encounter. Well, Dayton police are doubtful that it happened that, according to the Washington Times;

    “This assault, as reported, is not true, not accurate,” said Dayton Police Chief Richard Biehl at a recent news conference, The Associated Press reported.

    Police aren’t going as far as saying the entire story was a fabrication, but they are saying that simulated firings show that a Bible wouldn’t have protected the victim from wounds.

    […]

    His story made national headlines — especially because of the Bible angle that seemed to suggest his saving was directly due to a higher power. But now police say his story can’t be true, and that the Bible couldn’t have saved him as he insisted, AP said.

    Everyone is phony, I guess. By the way, you didn’t read about Mr. Wagoner here until today.

  • Veterans should buy health insurance

    You may remember that, in his first few months in office, the President tried to make service-connected veterans buy health insurance. The idea went down in flames eventually, after the Veterans Service Organizations stood shoulder-to-shoulder in the Oval Office. Well, some rocket surgeons, writing in the pages of the New York Times, resuscitated the idea. Michael F. Cannon and Christopher Preble think that if veterans were forced to buy health insurance somehow it would prevent war;

    We propose a system of veterans’ benefits that would be funded by Congress in advance. It would allow veterans to purchase life, disability and health insurance from private insurers. Those policies would cover losses related to their term of service, and would pay benefits when they left active duty through the remainder of their lives.

    To cover the cost, military personnel would receive additional pay sufficient to purchase a statutorily defined package of benefits at actuarially fair rates. The precise amount would be determined with reference to premiums quoted by competing insurers, and would vary with the risks posed by particular military jobs.

    Insurers and providers would be more responsive because veterans could fire them — something they cannot do to the Department of Veterans Affairs. Veterans’ insurance premiums would also reveal, and enable recruits and active-duty personnel to compare, the risks posed by various military jobs and career paths.

    Most important, under this system, when a military conflict increases the risk to life and limb, insurers would adjust veterans’ insurance premiums upward, and Congress would have to increase military pay immediately to enable military personnel to cover those added costs.

    I guess the first step would be finding insurance companies who would be stupid enough to insure folks who fight our nation’s wars. It doesn’t seem very profitable to me – which is why the military has it’s own health care system, and there’s a health care system for veterans, because by it’s nature, there’s no chance for a profit in treating service-connected casualties.

    The pair posit the contention that Congress wouldn’t have authorized the use of force in Iraq if they had to consider health care costs before the invasion of Hussein’s Iraq (in the form of a pay increase for the troops to cover the increase in premiums). Do we really want the full force of our foreign policy contingent on the prospective cost of health care?

    Contrary to what the chattering classes believe, sometimes war is the answer and the troops understand what might be the costs to them. In a country that goes to the mall when the troops go to fight their wars, Americans need to accept the job of taking care of those troops instead of trying to find ways to compound their sacrifice.

  • SF Pride event bans National Guard

    See, now I’m confused. I was told during the debate about rescinding the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy that gays only wanted to serve the country in a military role, that was all the debate was about. So the local CBS station in San Francisco reports that the committee for the Gay Pride event in that city has blocked the National Guard from setting up a recruiting booth at the event;

    Last year, the National Guard had a booth at Pride Weekend for the first time – staffed by gay soldiers – following the repeal of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy. The Guard was also welcomed at Pride events in Los Angeles and San Diego.

    The military’s current ban on transgender service members serving openly, minority recruitment tactics, and sexual assault scandals were factors in the board’s decision, Pride Executive Director George Ridgely told LGBT news weekly Bay Area Reporter.

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    There were some protests against the National Guard’s presence at last year’s San Francisco event, which also featured the controversy over Army Pvt. Bradley Manning of Wikileaks fame being selected – then dropped – as grand marshal of the parade.

    First of all, I’d point out that the California National Guard had nothing to do with Manning’s conviction for espionage. I know all of those folks in uniform look alike to you people. Secondly, I’d point out that Manning was convicted of espionage. Thirdly, you people complained for years that you couldn’t serve openly and now you’re blocking your own people from access to serving in the military? I’m only looking for some consistency here.

    By the way, Manning has been invited to be the Grand Marshall of the Gay Pride events in San Francisco for two years in a row now. I’m pretty sure that the California National Guard is dodging a bullet by not recruiting from a demographic that wants to honor a traitorous spy.

  • Yer Friday Funny: Stupid Criminal Tricks, Part . . . Whatever

    A guy got busted the other day for trying to sell marijuana. Nothing terribly unusual there.

    Well, except for maybe three little details that were a touch unusual.  He tried to make his sale

    1. while pushing a stroller containing his 2-month-old child;
    2. to a cop in uniform; and
    3. while out on bail after being busted for burglary earlier this year.

    Seriously.