Category: Pointless blather

Casey Porter’s latest video is still light on the half-naked women, but he’s getting better;

I know you guys don’t care much about my personal life, but I owe you an explanation for my lack of participation today. We were in “Wild and Wonderful” West Virginia house shopping and we found one. The one pathetic post I did today was written while zooming down I-270. After the first of the year, TAH Headquarters is moving 2 hours outside of DC to a mountainside near Fort Ashby, WV.

Now that my wife found a house, I get to shop for a Silverado.

For this move to be perfect, I’m hoping that Robert Byrd holds on to life for one more election so I can vote against him.

Casey Porter is one of our resident IVAW refugees and he’s turned to making legitimate videos these days about his favorite subject – the new Camaro. Here’s his latest video;

Needs more bikini car wash scenes, Casey.

Mine is;

If you’re wondering why TSO hasn’t been posting much lately, NHSparky sent us this surveillance footage of him;

Proof, in his comment in the previous post, reminded me that I’ve always wanted to post these two videos side-by-side;

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I’m shooting over to MacPherson Square so I can help the hippies find the White House today and I’ll try to get my report out to you before lunch.

Meanwhile, I got this picture yesterday in email that was titled TSO in Hell. I’m guessing he didn’t enjoy himself at the Colt’s game yesterday;

Feel free to discuss the discomfort of Pats fans when they move, or whatever hits you until I get back.

TSO Adds:

I was so close to the field, I could see Satan Manning’s panty line. I think I saw him tongue kissing with Dallas Clark too.

From Brown Neck Gaitor comes this story with an admonishment to “sit down for this” although, as with book stores the proper warning should have been to visit the SGM Academy first:

In the days leading to the Civil War, a battery of Citadel cadets on Morris Island fired at the supply ship Star of the West as it approached Fort Sumter, forcing the ship to turn around.

A red palmetto flag flew over the cadets during the attack on Jan. 9, 1861, which marked a victory for them, and was a significant precursor to the war.

The war officially began on April 12, 1861, with the Confederate bombardment of Fort Sumter. But some Citadel alumni and others consider the shots fired at Star of the West to be the first shots of the Civil War.

The red palmetto flag became a powerful symbol for the state’s military college. The school adopted a replica of the flag as its “spirit flag” in 1992 and called it “Big Red.”

But nobody knew, until now, what happened to the original flag.

The school has found what almost certainly is the original Civil War-era “Big Red” in a museum in Iowa.

Dude, so stoked over this. If there are any amateur historian types out there interested in more on this, I commend to you this pdf that discusses the issue at great length. I will have you know that:

1) I have a Big Red bumper sticker on the front of my jeep wrangler (1994 Out Magazine’s #1 Gay Mobile); and
2) I ran home immediately after reading this article to swap out my claddagh ring (heart in, sorry ladies) with my Citadel Class of  ’92 ring.

Totally jazzed about this.

Proceed to question my sexuality in the comments…..

COB6 has written three posts that included racy pictures of Angie Harmon (here, here and here). She has brought in more search engine traffic than any other subject. About 1500 viewers every month since March.

Well, this morning, she was on Fox & Friends (I was watching our friend Pete Hegseth of Vets for Freedom debate our other friend Jose Vasquez of IVAW) when Angie came on the show;

As soon as her segment on Fox ended, we got a surge of about 120 hits within a few minutes on those Angie Harmon pictures. Just shy of our 3rd Anniversary, I’d like to announce that I don’t know squat about blogging – so I’m just giving you what you want; more Angie Harmon.

ADDED: I hope this guy wasn’t too disappointed;