Category: Pointless blather

  • Accidents Will Happen . . .

    . . . and sometimes, they’re good things. Especially when they result in something special.

    Accidents happen all the time in recording studios. Usually they are edited out during production, but some are deliberately left in place in the released product. There are numerous lists on the Internet detailing such accidents left in place on songs that later became hits.

    But sometimes recording studios also capture music that is sublime purely by accident. In rock & roll, that happened at least twice in the early 1970s. Both were unplanned, accidental single takes that captured “lightning in a bottle”.

    . . .

    The first occurred during the 1970 recording sessions for the album “Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs” by Derek and the Dominos (Eric Clapton’s new but short-lived band). There were two chance occurrences that came together here.

    The first was Eric Clapton being invited to an Allman Brothers Band concert. (Clapton was a fan of Duane Allman’s guitar work.) Afterwards, he met Duane Allman – who he’d previously only known by reputation. The two hit it off wonderfully; Allman was shortly invited to become a member of Clapton’s new band. He accepted the invitation, and contributed to most of the songs on the album.

    The second chance occurrence occurred during the recording sessions for the “Layla” album. One day, Clapton and Allman were in the studio. Sam Samudio (AKA “Sam the Sham”) was in a neighboring studio; he was recording the blues classic “Key to the Highway.” Clapton and Allman heard this, and started playing the song themselves in an impromptu jam session. Their album’s producer, Tom Dowd, walked by and heard their jam; he quickly told the recording engineers to “Hit the goddamn machine!” (e.g., start recording immediately). The result speaks for itself.

     


     

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    Something similar happened the following year, during the recording of the Rolling Stones’ classic album “Sticky Fingers”. Here, the band was recording “Can’t You Hear Me Knocking”. The song was set to end at around 2:43. However, at the end of the song the Stones’ second guitarist Mick Taylor simply wanted to continue playing – so he sat there and jammed a bit. The rest of the band rejoined him, and they jammed for another 4 1/2 minutes. Fortunately, the recording engineers had let the tape run – and captured some truly inspired rock & roll during that unplanned 4 1/2 minutes.

     


     

    FWIW: in the comments to the above Youtube clip, there’s this comment about the tune by commenter “Munch da Cat” (presumably about the song’s intro and early guitar work by Keith Richards; Mick Taylor did the final guitar solo, and his guitar is markedly less distorted than Richards’) that IMO absolutely nails the overall vibe of the tune – and the Stones of that era in general.

    “That guitar is so dirty. That guitar has been up all night drinking whiskey, smoking Marlboros, and there are two young ladies in a state of dishabille lying on the bed; and that guitar is about to go out to work and replace the transmission on a 59 Chevy Impala . . . .”

    Tip o’ the hat, amigo.

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    Just a little music for Saturday morning enjoyment. Hope you liked it. (smile)

  • A Pair of Tunes from a Pair of Masters

    Here ya go: a little musical entertainment for a Saturday morning. These are from their joint 2000 album “Riding With the King.”

    Enjoy.

     


     
     

     

  • All We Are Is Leaves in the Wind….

    Nancy Pelosi Announces Plans For A House ‘Climate Crisis’ Committee After Flying Thousands Of Miles To A Hawaiian Resort

    There is a Disturbance in the Farce. I can smell it. I can feel the vibrations emanating from it.  There is a certain… je ne sais quoi in all of this, as if – well, Thor is awakening. It’s not exactly wanting to buy the World a Coke and keep it company, you see.

    From the WUWT article in which there are so many embedded links it is simpler to provide a link to the WUWT  spot:

    House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi announced Friday that Democrats would create a Select Committee on the Climate Crisis in 2019, which will be headed by Florida Democratic Rep. Kathy Castor.

    However, Pelosi’s announcement isn’t placating progressives in her party, such as New York Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who support “Green New Deal” legislation.

    “This committee, if it turns out that the rumors about it are true, sound about as useful as a screen door on a submarine,” Ocasio-Cortez spokesman Corbin Trent, told The Hill. (She has a spokesman???)

    “As it’s portrayed it’s going to be completely incapable of solving the greatest threat to human kind,” Trent said.

    Pelosi, who’s expected to be elected House speaker in 2019, said there’s “tremendous pressure” for Democrats to make fighting global warming a central part of their agenda in the new year.

    Pelosi made her announcement amid a government shutdown after she flew thousands of miles to a luxurious Hawaiian hotel where she was spotted Thursday, according to reports.

    The creation of the House Select Committee on the Climate Crisis is one way Pelosi plans on satisfying progressives without angering incoming committee chairs, like New Jersey Democratic Rep. Frank Pallone, who want to advance their own climate bills.

    “It is with great enthusiasm that I appoint Congresswoman Kathy Castor as the Chair of our new Select Committee on the Climate Crisis,” Pelosi said in a statement issued Friday.

    “She will bring great experience, energy and urgency to the existential threat of the climate crisis,” Pelosi said. “This committee will be critical to the entire Congress’s mission to respond to the urgency of this threat, while creating the good-paying, green jobs of the future.” – WUWT Article

    Now, before you go all “toldja so” on this news, let us reflect solemnly on the potential this has for unifying the Old Guard Democrats – those in middle age or higher – with the Young Far Leftreds and bringing them together.  The possibilities for conjugality and united efforts toward this goal are bountiful and endless. There is, indeed, a New Hope on the horizon…

    So, before you get all jiggy about potentialities for this newly rising relationship, try to look at it the way I do.

     

    And have a Very Happy and Joyous New Year!!!!

     

  • Poser Daydreams

    Yesterday Dave posted an article that kinda got stuck in my head. That was probably because Dave’s article contained some photos that IMO looked strikingly like a 1960s time-warp/burn-out/wannabe head case – like this one:

    After seeing that, for some reason an old Bowie tune also got stuck in my head. No, not Space Oddity – this one:

     

     

    But Bowie’s original lyrics didn’t match the article and its photos too well; they needed some changes to fit. So, without further ado . . . here ya go. Enjoy. (smile)

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    Poser Daydreams

    I’m an SF faker,
    I’m a lying bastard comin’ at you
    Phony Purple Heart, yeah,
    I’ll be a lie-rocking b!tch for you
    Keep your mouth shut
    You’re exposing my lies to them all
    And I‘ll really bust my ass when I fall

    Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
    Suspend incredulity
    Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
    Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!

    I fake it baby
    Never get truth from me
    Some bogus tall tales
    Those are all you’ll get with me
    Don’t check on me
    Don’t see what my records say
    Don’t prove me a fake today

    Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
    Suspend incredulity
    Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
    Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!

    Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
    Suspend incredulity
    Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
    Believe all my poser daydreams, oh . . . .

    Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
    Suspend incredulity
    Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
    Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!

    Freak out . . .

    Far out . . .

    Burnt out . . .

  • For a Lazy Saturday . . . .

    Three legends, one stage, one song. Sometimes explanations aren’t necessary.

     

    Royal Albert Hall, 29 May 2006: Davide Bowie makes an unannounced appearance with David Gimour and Richard Wright

     

    Bowie likely wasn’t at his best; he’d had cardiac issues about 2 years earlier, and was taking 2006 off from touring. But the performance is IMO worth viewing anyway.

    FWIW: if you want to see class in action, watch carefully what Bowie does whenever Gilmour takes the lead vocal or plays a guitar solo. He intentionally backs away, out of the spotlight, and lets Gilmour “drive”.

    Two of the three (David Bowie and Richard Wright) are now gone. But they left behind some of their magic for posterity.

  • Believe in something.

    Believe in something.

    I wanted to give a short update on things in general.

    It has taken many of us to fill the void.  Most of what we needed to do behind the scenes has been taken care of.  TSO will finish the legal stuff here shortly.  I realize that there have not been a lot of posers posted lately, that is on purpose and my fault.  I apologize for the lapse but there are reasons for it.   We will be back to exposing these fake and embellishing frauds very soon.  Believe me, it’s not like there is a sudden shortage of them.

    I make more than my share of mistakes.  I realize things are not running as smoothly as they were when Jonn was alive…but we are getting there.  I post what seems to serve the mission Jonn set for this blog.  Yes, some articles are probably a bit of old news to some of you and other articles may be on the edge of acceptable to some others.

    It’s all I can do some days to stop a certain woman with a gravy ladle from turning the site background pink and posting pictures of kitty cats chasing rainbows.   This is going to hurt a little…she has done a remarkable job of keeping up with things behind the scenes.  Thank you, Gravy Lady.  You are the best EX I could ever hope for.

    So many others have stepped up as well.  Your submissions have been very, very, very helpful.  AW1Ed  is exactly the kind of person you want around when the shit hits the fan.  He is thoughtful, well organized and the epidemy of what a team player should be.  A huge ATTABOY goes out to Ed.

    I have been trying to get a certain Lawyer to do her job for a change.  I don’t think she likes me much.  I tried to introduce myself to her.  Caragh Fay pretends she is the authority on all things Beirut from time to time.  Seems to me Caragh Fay likes to do it when there is something in it for her.   Maybe she is just sweet on me…hard to tell at this point.

    The Soviet may be correct about me when I try to multitask.  She claims I can talk to people and piss them off all at the same time.  I just get a little pissy when a lawyer who has made millions off of the blood of my dead brothers seems to think its ok to ignore the needs of so many others.  How can someone know I am an Asshole without knowing me?  Is it really that obvious?

    In response to a recent comment,  yes I do get embarrassed sometimes…but its not over anything to do with this blog.  I try to read all of the comments, you people have issues too.  Never met a better group of deplorable trouble causers in my life.

    Forgive us if the content sucks or just gets thin from time to time.  Most of us do have another life.  Best regards to all, and most of all… THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN SOMETHING.

     

    The Village Idiot

     

     

  • Random Thoughts from the Road

    Getting home after a 2+ week trip this weekend. I think I’m gonna need to have my spouse check my butt for calluses after I get home. (smile)

    While traveling, I saw and/or thought of a few things that made me go, “Hmm?” – or laugh. Or which I otherwise thought were noteworthy enough to share.

    So here ya go. Hey, you get bored and/or mentally fatigued while driving over 6,000 miles; at that point, you’re pretty easily amused. I blame what follows on that.

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    When going through El Paso going east/west (or west/east), you have two decent choices: I-10 and TX 375 (Purple Heart Freeway and Woodrow Bean Transmountain Drive). The former goes through downtown El Paso and by UTEP; the latter bypasses the city, but does go through the Franklin Mountains (and through the Franklin Mountains State Park). Consequently, there’s quite a climb/descent involved if you take TX 375.

    At the high point, TX 375 goes through a cut/pass in the mountains called Smuggler’s Pass. There’s an elevation sign at the summit; the elevation is 5,280 feet – exactly one mile.

    Which led my boredom/fatigue infused brain to wonder: if a couple were to go parking next to that sign and got amorous (without getting rousted by the police, of course) . . . would they become members of the “Mile High Club/Ground Division”? (smile)

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    Road trains (a semi pulling 3 or more trailers) are supposedly common in the Australian outback. But I thought they were illegal in the US.

    Apparently, though, they’re not illegal all US locations. Well, either that or there was one bold-ass trucker on one of the highways I traveled this trip – ‘cause he was pulling 3 trailers (looked to be 40-foot trailers, or perhaps a bit shorter).

    First one I’d ever seen.

    . . .

    If you ever get the chance, take US70 between Las Cruces and Roswell, NM. It absolutely has to be one of the most spectacular 3-hour drives in the nation.

    Starting in Las Cruces, you begin in deep desert, eventually end up (after several long climbs) in Ponderosa Pine-covered mountains at nearly 8,000 feet, and then descend to open scrub/grassland plains. Gorgeous.

    En route, you pass through the US Army’s White Sands Missile Range; pass by a NASA facility; pass by the White Sands National Monument; and pass by the Apache-run Inn of the Mountain Gods. You also pass through Ruidoso and several other smaller towns in New Mexico. Many places along the route are worth a look, and the Inn of the Mountain Gods seems to be a damned nice place for a weekend getaway. Hopefully I’ll be able to do that one year.

    Plus, there’s also the International UFO Museum and Research Center in Roswell – if you’re into that kind of kitsch.

    . . .

    A correction to a couple of previous articles I posted here and here. Turns out there are places to eat reasonably near to the Uranus Fudge Factory besides their Party Bar. However, they’re on the opposite side of I-44 and are only easily visible from one direction. I somehow missed them on my previous trips through that area.

    So if you go, you can get something to eat in the vicinity pretty much any time they’re open. You’ll just have to cross over I-44 if it’s before the nearby Party Bar opens and starts serving food.

    . . .

    Finally, the following tale I heard years ago came to mind.

    Three clergymen met at an annual conference. Though of different denominations, they hit it off.

    Each year each was able to return to the conference annually. Over time, they became fast friends, though they lived in different areas.

    At their final attendance, there was a terrible auto accident. The taxi they were taking to dinner together was hit, and crushed, by an 18-wheeler. They all died instantly.

    After the accident, they found themselves on a cobblestone road leading to a Shining City on a Hill. With some trepidation, they approached the gate.

    They were met at the gate by Saint Peter. Rather than smiling or frowning – which would have instantly told the three their eternal fate – Saint Peter had a chagrined look on his face.

    “Men,” said Saint Peter, “I owe you an apology. You became fast friends on earth because you had the same Guardian Angel. He was new, and we thought assigning him to three clergy would be a good first assignment.

    Unfortunately, he misread the Eternal Calendar. The accident sending you here indeed was to have happened – but not until next year. You were supposed to have missed that cab and caught the next one. Consequently, you three are here a bit over a year early.”

    Saint Peter cleared his throat. “That means we have a problem. We can’t bring you back to life as humans; God is adamant that Lazarus was the last miracle of that type. But you can’t enter Heaven until you’re scheduled to do so – which is a year and a day from now.

    So you have a choice. You can either stay here outside the Eternal City for that time, though I fear you’ll be bored to tears for a year. Or we can send you back to earth as anything but a human, with guaranteed return in one year.”

    The three thought about it.

    Shortly one of the three spoke up. “I’ve always wanted to fly,” the first said. “Could I go back to earth as an eagle?”

    Instantly he vanished.

    The second spoke up about a minute later. “I’ve always admired cats, and I love the mountains. Could I go back to earth for my year as a mountain lion in the Rockies?”

    He too vanished.

    The third spoke up. “Could I go back as a stud?”

    The third immediately vanished.

    A year later, God and Saint Peter were conversing in the Eternal City. God turned to Saint Peter and said, “It’s about time for those three to come home forever. How are they doing?”

    Saint Peter said, “Lord, the first is enjoying his last day on earth soaring over the mountains in northern New Mexico. He seems happy, but I sense he’s ready to come home.”

    God then asked: “And the second?”

    “Sir, the second is basking in the sun on a rock outcropping in the Colorado Rockies, purring after having eaten his fill. He too is happy, but I sense he’s also ready to come home.”

    “And the third?” asked God.

    “That one still has me perplexed, Lord,” said Saint Peter. “He’s still holding up that wall in a house in Iowa, as he has been for the past year. And he’s definitely ready to come home.”

    Moral of the story: precision and specificity in language are quite important. Or to phrase it another way: “Be careful of precisely what you ask for – you might get it!” (smile)

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    That’s all for now. Hope everyone is having a great day.

  • No Guns for Pot Heads

    Apparently, some of you out there can no longer be trusted to purchase things that go bangy bangy because you are all smoked up on the Wacky Weed.

    Court Rules That Medical Marijuana Card Holders Can’t Buy Firearms

    If you have a medical marijuana card, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals says that you can’t buy a gun.

    The court ruled 3-0 on Wednesday that a ban preventing medical marijuana card holders from purchasing firearms is not in violation of the Second Amendment, the Associated Press reports. There are nine western states under the appeals court’s jurisdiction, including Nevada, where the case originated.

    A lawsuit was filed in 2011 by Nevada resident S. Rowan Wilson after she tried to purchase a gun for self-defense and was denied based on a federal ban on the sale of guns to users of illegal drugs. Though marijuana has been legalized in some places on a state-by-state basis, it remains illegal under federal law. The court maintained that drug use “raises the risk of irrational or unpredictable behavior with which gun use should not be associated.”

    So you people can forget about getting all doped up with your shiny new Fantastic Plastic Marijuana Card while playing with your guns.  Not sure about Ammo though, you may still be able to hoard a compound full of that like a stoned Woody Harrelson in a Skittles factory.
    Chaz Rainey, the attorney representing Wilson, said that he plans to appeal the decision. “We live in a world where having a medical marijuana card is enough to say you don’t get a gun, but if you’re on the no fly list your constitutional right is still protected,” he told the AP. He argued that there should be more consistency in how the Second Amendment is applied.
    There is some kind of stoned logic in that comparison, I just can’t seem to remember what it is at the moment.
    Alex Kreit, marijuana law expert at the San Diego’s Thomas Jefferson School of Law, expects that this ruling won’t be the last we see of the issue. He told the AP that the ruling may be challenged by people who use medical marijuana who will argue “that they shouldn’t be lumped with other drug users in terms of concerns about violence.”
    Dude, we seriously have Marijuana Law Experts?  It appears that you can burn one with your puppy to sooth the rough edges of life as a veteran…but please don’t play with guns while you do.  Something had to be done before these Cannabis Crazed Zombies start holding up the local Wawa for munchies and a cure for Gack Mouth.
    The best I can hope for from the rest of you Gun Nutz that are sober, well balanced and heavily armed, is that you please kill responsibly.