Author: TSO

  • RIP Petty Officer Jon T. Tumilson and best wishes for Hawkeye

    (If that picture doesn’t tear you up inside, you need to verify you have a soul. This is why I will always be a dog guy. A cat would never do this.)

    From the Des Moines register:

    Jon Thomas Tumilson wrote a class paper when he was 15 about how he wanted to spend the next 20 years as a Navy SEAL, an elite member of the U.S. armed forces.

    On Friday, an estimated 1,500 mourners paid their last respects to Petty Officer Tumilson, a Navy SEAL whose helicopter was shot down in Afghanistan on Aug. 6, about 20 years after Tumilson wrote that paper. He was 35 when he died in one of the deadliest attacks on U.S. forces in the decade-old U.S. deployment to Afghanistan.

    “J.T. was going to be a Navy SEAL come hell or high water,” friend Scott Nichols said of Tumilson, who was born in Osage on July 1, 1976, the nation’s bicentennial year, and grew up in Rockford.

    The story about Hawkeye is what really got the waterworks flowing for me:

    Family members followed Tumilson’s ribbon-winning Labrador retriever, Hawkeye, into the service. Hawkeye later accompanied his new owner, Nichols, Tumilson’s close friend, to the stage, where the Lab dutifully dropped to the floor to listen.

    When I was in A-stan, I lost one of my dogs (technically my Housemates.)  My own dog apparently slept on the spot where we buried her for a week, and refused to come in.  When I heard that from halfway around the world, it just tore me up inside.  My prayers go out to the families of everyone that knew JT and those who were touched by what he did in his too-short life, but a part of me also hopes that Hawkeye will understand in his little doggie mind why his Dad won’t be there to throw a tennis ball for him anymore.

    Since I am already misty-eyed, I might as well watch Emmet Thunderpaws with his dad….

     

     

  • The sad, sad story of “Gunny Lauve”

    OK, so the story is up at Burn Pit now….

    George has been a loyal and hardworking Legionnaire for going on 47 years. But, alas for all of us, he was never a Marine, doesn’t have the Navy Cross, and doesn’t have five purple hearts. He served in the Navy for a very short period, and is eligible for Membership, but the rest of his story was just that; a story.

    During the entire affair, I spoke repeatedly with Past National Commander Rehbein, who I often turn to when I look for some advice. Like me, he seemed to find one adjective which best summed up the story: Sad. At one point there was even squabbling between the Post Adjutant and employees of the post, who still believed in Gunny’s stories. They’ve subsequently made their peace, but the scars of that argument may be a while in healing. And that’s what we find with most of these Stolen Valor cases, there’s always victims who aren’t directly connected.

    I haven’t talked to Gunny, nor is there a reason for me to do so. But, if I had to speculate, I can see how it might have happened. One bit of hyperbole here, another dash of flair there, and over 47 years the story changes from a short term of service in the Navy to 20+ years in the Marine Corps, with awards and decorations that were awarded only in the minds of the people telling and hearing the stories. Again, it is all so very sad.

  • American Legion press release: Foster to DHS: No amnesty for illegals

    Press release y’all may be interested in:

    American Legion Commander says the backlog of VA claims should come before the concerns of those who violated the law to enter the United States.

    The American Legion adamantly opposes amnesty for illegal immigrants, and National Commander Jimmie L. Foster is deeply concerned about reports suggesting the Department of Homeland Security is considering a leniency policy that would forgive foreign law-breakers on a “case-by-case basis.”

    “Not only does this constitute an amnesty not authorized by the U.S. Congress, but it represents a horrible misuse of government assets,” Foster said. “Reports suggest ‘prosecutorial discretion’ for certain violators, meaning the law won’t be applied evenly, if at all. That does neither the illegal immigrant nor our nation any good.”
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  • Has the ADA jumped the shark?

    Apparently my Dwarf Paladin on Anvilmar server can get a job at Starbucks now to augment his l33t healing skillz:

    The Starbucks Coffee Company has paid $75,000 to the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to settle a lawsuit for unlawfully denying a reasonable accommodation to a woman with dwarfism, according to a press release.

    The lawsuit was filed by the commission on behalf of Elsa Sallard, who claimed she was fired from her job as a barista because she is a dwarf.

    According to a press release from the commission, Sallard told employers during a training that she could use a stool or stepladder to do her job.

    Look, I am all for reasonable accomodation and things of that nature, as I think everyone is. But, if a Barrista works on a machine that is 4 feet in the air, and that is also where the counter is, how can you have a sub-4 foot invididual working it. Hypothetically, if Starbucks put in a stool that this lady could stand on, how many think that would pass OSHA muster? Or are they supposed to build a ramp that takes up half the work area? At what point does a federal requirement to treat everyone equal turn into an unconscionable and unprofittable requirement for someone running a small business?

    I don’t know the answer, but I know THIS isn’t right:

    A deaf man has accused a nudist park in upstate New York of violating federal law by refusing to provide him with a sign-language interpreter at an annual festival.

    Tom Willard, 53, of Rochester, filed a complaint with the U.S. Justice Department claiming Empire Haven Nudist Park violated the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) by refusing his requests for an interpreter.

    “I am fed up with being turned away every time I try to do something, by idiots who somehow feel the ADA does not apply to them,” Willard wrote in the complaint.

    Really dude? You go to the nudist colony for the conversations? Yeah, and I read Penthouse for the incisive articles, I go to the titty bar to learn about young women taking Childhood Education classes at the local community college, and I go to Borders for their excellent restrooms.

    Willard said he wanted to raise awareness of groups that ignore the ADA. He said he was also filing a complaint against a local comedy club that refused to provide an interpreter.

    “I hate that I have to go through these experiences and subject myself to ridicule and derision, but the alternative is to stay home and never try to do anything in the world,” Willard said.

    I just don’t see how private enterprised being driven into the ground financially somehow helps someone with a disability. I think this guy is on a money fishing expedition. I just can’t accept that a nudist colony should be required to pay this guys interpreter. Should a guy here on a visa from Malawi get his own interpreter? If not, you are a racist apparently.

  • In Defense of Defense Attorneys

    Let me start out with two inviolable facts:
    1) I love Zombie’s reporting;
    2) Rape is second only to Murder in terms of worst crimes that can be committed.

    Nonetheless, something from Zombie’s article today rather peeved me:

    In Western culture, we blame the rapist. When challenged on this detail, SlutWalkers will usually point out that in rape trials, the victim is sometimes humiliated, as the rapist’s lawyer will try to slander the victim’s reputation as a way of exculpating his client.

    Well, sure, that happens. That’s because lawyers are douchebags. Step outside the confines of the courtroom, and everybody despises the sleazy lawyers who resort to this tactic. Underhanded trial maneuvers are not the same thing as societal consensus.

    The sad reality is that false allegations of rape occur. I will go through some of the more memorable ones in a minute, but I did some looking into the number of such false allegations, and the data is pretty much all over the place. One study found in a certain area it was nearly 40 percent. (This study is VERY controversial, but wanted to set an upper limit.) The study entitled False Rape Allegations by Eugene J. Kanin, Ph.D. found:

    With the cooperation of the police agency of a small metropolitan community,45 consecutive, disposed, false rape allegations covering a 9 year period were studied. These false rape allegations constitute 41% the total forcible rape cases (n = 109) reported during this period. These false allegations appear to serve three major functions for the complainants: providing an alibi seeking revenge, and obtaining sympathy and attention. False rape allegations are not the consequence of a gender-linked aberration, as frequently claimed, but reflect impulsive and desperate efforts to cope with personal and social stress situations.

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  • The Salon.com Friendly Fire Fiasco

    Cross posting to here from Burn Pit.  If a few of you could comment there, I would appreciate it, but I know I will get more traffic here, and Jonn did the leg work on this one.  But, here’s your asinine Salon.com story debunked.

     

    I got a tip from an email last night about a story that Salon.com had up entitled The friendly fire ambush my parents kept from me by Constance Squires.  Blackfive had sent the tip along, which he in turn got from one of his readers.  And Jonn Lilyea (as always) was the first to run with it.  A quick glance at the basic premise of the article, and my BS detector was pinging pretty hard:

    It’s the early ’90s, and I’m sitting at the bar of a Mexican restaurant in Norman, Okla., next to a disheveled guy in his late 40s who is exactly what you picture when you hear the song “Margaritaville.” As I drink my own margarita and wait for my college roommate to finish her shift, I’m hoping he won’t hit on me and rapidly realize he isn’t that kind of guy. He’s in his own world. He lights his cigarette with a Zippo that has the “Ranger” insignia on it. That gets my attention — Rangers are a special ops combat formation that comprise less than 1 percent of the Army. Small club.

    I point at his lighter. “My dad was a Ranger.”

    “What’s his name?”

    I tell him, and he snaps his head away from me, blinks at the stuffed rattlesnake above the bar while I study the back of his OU baseball cap and the curly blond hair escaping from the opening above its size adjuster. He takes a drink. He takes a drag. I figure he’s PTSD.

    When he finally turns around, he repeats my dad’s name like Citizen Kane muttering “Rosebud,” and I realize the guy is utterly stunned. “You look like your mama,” he says, and that’s right. I do. Turns out he knew my father. At first I don’t believe him — what are the chances? — but he knows too many specifics. He goes on to tell me the most amazing story I’ve ever heard about my dad — one this guy never recovered from.

    “I know it’s not your dad’s fault, exactly,” the guy says. He pushes the salt around the rim of his margarita glass. “But I hate him anyway.”

    Very compelling, but unfortunately, my later research would prove the underlying premise pretty thin.  The “Citizen Kane” like guy here was not a Ranger, not then or later (UPDATE BELOW).  Her dad may very well have been, I didn’t pull it up, but the incident that she goes on to explain occured not with any rangers, but between the Battalion in the 79th Artillery, and the 593rd Engineers, neither of which was attached to the 75th Rangers.  (In fact, there wasn’t a Ranger unit at Sill in 1967 that I can find.)

    Her article continues:

    While my dad and mom were zooming down I-35 listening to Creedence, my dad’s friend — we’ll call him Joe Trevor, the same guy I met in the bar 20 years later — led a group of soldiers, Team A, in a mock-ambush of a military vehicle full of soldiers, Team B.

    Team A’s job was to jump out from hidden positions along the side of the road and “kill” all the soldiers on Team B as they came by in a tactical vehicle. Team A checked out guns full of dummy ammo from the supply personnel on duty at the arms room that night and headed out to the ambush spot on one of the many dusty roads that crisscross the training areas of Fort Sill. But the ammo was live, and before they realized what was happening, Team A killed — really killed –seven American soldiers on Team B. A friendly fire episode.

    Lt. Trevor was court-martialed.

     “Joe Trevor” is actually Lt. George B. Lovelace III, and I have spent the bulk of the morning reading through the 1967 Lawton Constitution newspaper articles about his trial.  But we have fact problems already.  There were not 7 men killed in this mishap, it was 2, as one can see from this newspaper article from June of 1967:

    If you’ve ever taken part in exercises like this, you know that the guns are not stored in the armory with the ammo already loaded in magazines and in the weapon.  It’s just not done.  Ammo comes seperate, in ammo boxes.  She makes it sound here like what happened was “Team A” (20 troops from 2nd Batt, 79th Art.) were all loaded with live ammo.  In fact, only Lt. Lovelace had the live ammo.

    What really happened, as can be gleaned from Newspaper and Reports from the trial itself is that Lt. Lovelace was concerned that the amount of ammo (blank) he had been given for the exercise would be insufficient.  He went to higher and requested more ammo (speficially from Major Alford, the S3).  Eventually he ended up getting more ammo from Spec. Leo Carmosky, the Armorer for 3rd Batt, 38th Art,  Carmosky called Lovelace and told him to come get the ammo, and set it to the side for him.  Unfortunately for them some of it got mixed in with a box of live ammo that was used for Crypto Security personnel.  What made it worse was Carmosky, who might have fixed it at the time of issuance, actually got sent out, so when Lovelace arrived, another Sergeant dispursed the ammo, and missed that there were live rounds at the bottom of the box.  When Carmosky got back and realized the entire box was gone, he notified another NCO, and they immediately hopped in a jeep to head out to the range to stop the LT. 

    So, Lt Lovelace is out in the box getting ready for the mock attack, and somehow managed to load live rounds into his magazine.  Or, if the ammo was in the mag, managed to lock it in the weapon.  This part is confusing.  Granted, Lovelace had been an LT for only6 months, but still, wouldn’t you know the difference?  Here is a image Lilyea had that shows the difference:


    (The bullet on the far right is the blank that the M14 used)
    Apparently Lovelace didn’t know, because the headline of the front page of the Lawton Constitution looked like this:

    OK, so, as most of you know, Officers don’t generally have rifles.  Lovelace borrowed his from another troop, and as the article above states:

    The 23-year-old Shawnee, Okla. officer also said that he did not know his borrowed rifle was loaded with live ammo and did not think did not think the rifle he was usuing was pointed at the men during the attack. He said he placed the magazine of live ammunition into the rifle while he was walking, and did not see the shells or examine them closely, and was not aware it was live ammo.

    Ok, so that is part of the mystery.  But, as most of us know, when firing blanks, you need a Blank Firing Adapter, or BFA.  Without it there will be no second shot, as closing the barrel is what allows the gas to kick free the other round and chamber the next.  Again, the article explains:

    He said that the M-14 malfunctioned the first time he squeezed the trigger, but that he cleared the weapon and fired a number of rounds trying to make a lot of noise during the fusilade that lasted 10-15 seconds.

    Um yeah, it wasn’t a malfunction, it was your BFA getting splintered by the live round.  After blowing it off the front, I imagine your M-14 operated just the way it should.  You know, WITH LIVE ROUNDS.  Another article even talks about them finding the pieces of the BFA later.

    So, to make it somewhat shorter, the ambushees come by in a truck, the ambushers open up, and all are shooting blanks except the LT, who puts 2 rounds in each of 2 riders, killing them, and injuring a third.  At this point he figures it all out, and finds the live ammo etc.  Just a horrible accident all around, and arguably incredibly negligent.  On September 7, after just 1 1/2 hours deliberation, a jury will clear him of wrong doing.

    But, that’s not the end that the Salon Author was going for….

    That night, I call my parents. My mom confirms it — yeah, she remembers that. Sad deal. When I ask her why I never heard the story, she says, “Why on earth would we tell you that? It was a tragedy.”

    My dad agrees, except he has more details about the incident. The supply clerk on duty in the arms room who issued the live ammo instead of the dummy ammo was a private so ditzy the Army didn’t know what to do with him. They even had to take him off kitchen duty because people were getting sick. They thought he would be safe passing out equipment, which was all color-coded and labeled. There was very little live ammo, and it was set apart from the rest of the equipment while the dummy ammo was right there where he could reach it. The guy had to go out of his way to get the live rounds.

    I asked my dad, “Don’t you feel guilty?”

    He told me he felt terrible for the guy — he and Trevor had been good friends. But guilt? Not really.

    “Haven’t you wondered why the supply clerk wasn’t the one court-martialed?” he asked me.

    “Yeah,” I said. “That is weird. Why wasn’t he?”

    “It’s very simple. Because it was Trevor’s job to check the equipment and to make his soldiers check theirs. It’s SOP — standard operating procedure. And Trevor was a sharp guy, but that night, he just screwed up. I’m sorry as hell for what happened, but it was his fault. Straight up. I would have checked the weapons.” After a pause, he said, “I guess if I feel guilty for anything it’s knowing that those soldiers would be alive if I had been on duty because I would have caught the mistake. But,” he continued, “you can’t second-guess life like that. I didn’t know.”

    This conversation may have happened, but I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that it wasn’t exactly like this. The weapons were fine, and no amount of checking them would have changed anything. They fired rounds, blank and live, just like they are supposed to do. The problem was with the ammo, not the rifles. If I was an LT, and I was supposed to pick up blank rounds, and I found the box already opened, I would sure as hell make sure it is what it was purported to be. Why this girls dad would feel guilty is completely beyond me. In fact, I don’t see anything that implicates the man at all, and there is no mention of Lovelace filling in for someone else. Frankly, I doubt this aspect to the story.

    Just as sort of a final note, I couldn’t find anything on Lovelace going to Ranger school subsequent to this screw up, and the article intimates he was put out immediately.  Earlier the author states:

     It was like the two of them, Lt. Trevor and my dad, were characters in one of those switched-identity movies, but instead of being the rightful king of France, my dad was the guy who should have been holding the smoking gun.

    If I had a daughter and she said that about me, 20+ years old or not I would take up spanking again.  Your Dad was probably smart enough to know that the malfnuction was the BFA flying off his weapon, and like he said (or probably said) he would have checked the ammo.  This wasn’t some mishap where no one was responsible.  Lt Lovelace made a mistake, and he’s been living with that mistake, and two families (not 7) would never have their sons back.

    The whole story stinks, and should have been fact checked.  I quoted heavily from the article here because it was neccessary to see all the false and misleading stuff that Ms Squires just tossed in without researching, and because I have a pretty good feeling that this post from Salon’s is about to go down the bottomless memory hole.

    UPDATE REGARDING THE BFA:

    Not sure how we ended up down this road, but from the article about the incident, Lawton Constitution, Sep 6, 1967:

    [Lovelace] said he later returned to his position and found two spent cartridge cases and the blank adapter that had blown off the rifle….

    [The prosecutor] asked Lovelace “were you aware at the time of the ambush what M-14 blank ammunition looks like?”

    Lovelace replied no.

    Asked if a round ejected the first time he pulled the operating rod back on the rifle following the malfunction, Lovelace replied that he did not know.

    Does that clear it up somewhat? He started with a BFA, and then it blew off. I assume that was the “malfunction” unless he had a blank that somehow didn’t clear, but which blew off the BFA, and the rest of the Mag was ball rounds.

    Update x2: From Reader Dave B (thanks Dave): Turns out he was a Ranger. I made the mistake of taking the article as correct in one place, that he got out over all this. Turns out he continued to serve, and even retired later on after service in Viet Nam. Looks like he learned from this early mistake. Here is his Obituary. It does however raise the question of how they knew each other from the Rangers. Presumably they knew each other from the start here, at Sill, and then subsequently they both went to Ranger School. That means they rather knew each other from service together, and not specifically because of the intimate and small number of Rangers. Just an odd happenstance apparently.

    Also, Lovelace went on to command Company A, 1st Battalion, 7th Cavalry in Viet Nam according to this. So, looks like after a shakey start, Major Lovelace did right by his men and the military. Still wish the story didn’t have so many easily identifiable holes.

  • My Fatwa on the ISP

    As some of the more perceptive among you may have divined, I have a real beef with the Indiana State Police from a run in I had with them on Sunday night. Now, lot of you have warned me in the past that sooner or later my Tranny Hooker ways would catch up to me, but this wasn’t one of them. This time I just wanted to get my dogs out of prison and go home.

    So, was returning from the Red Sox/White Sox adventure I had this weekend, thanks be unto Blackfive who got me on the field close enough to smell Heidi Watney and see the diminutive Lazer Show that is Lil Dusty Pedroia. (Ozzie Guillen asked me if I knew “that [effen] midget”.)

    Anyway, get back to Indy at about 4:30ish, which is good because I have to pick up the dogs from 5-6 at the kennel. Then I start running into problems. Seems the Brickyard 400 was that day, and there were 100k extra folks in town trying to get the hell out, and so they altered the traffic significantly. Some of it made sense, what is to follow did not.

    So I had to overshoot my exit by 3 miles and come on a back road to get where I was going. I can live with that. Mind you, I don’t know why you would shut down exits, but I was early, so didn’t care. Then I get to the corner of N. Girls School Road and 21st. I need to take a right on 21st, go down about ½ mile and get the dogs.

    Here is my shitty diagram so I can explain the rest of my shitty day.

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  • Does anyone besides this bear and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz have this problem?

    Look, I woke up okay, but then the sub-moronic cretins at the INDIANA STATE POLICE, the most idiotic law enforcement agency in the world forced me to pull up my cranky pants to octogenarian/nipple level, so you get this. It’s actually been plaguing me since last night. I was watching something, I think it was How I Met Your Mother, when this absurd commercial came on TV:

    Rant after the jump.

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