Author: TSO

  • Good thing she is pretty

    This is Japan’s equivalent of Ms Teen South Carolina a few years ago. If this chick were a fat, old, phony combat veteran blogger, she would be Gordon Duff.

  • TAH Poll of the Day: Best Appearance by a Rock Star in a Movie

    Survey after the jump, since it is messing up my computer. However, results as of this morning:
    Neil Diamond in Saving Silverman
    25.0% 25

    Dave Matthews in Just Go With It
    4.0% 4

    David Bowie in Labyrinth
    26.0% 26

    Sting in Dune
    34.0% 34

    Mick Jagger in Freejack
    11.0% 11
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  • Sexy: you are doing it wrong.

    From a friend:

    He was a square-jawed Canadian Air Force officer with a brilliant future in store who was entrusted with flying the Queen and prime ministers.

    But yesterday he was exposed as a serial killer with a shocking fetish for girls’ panties that he documented in a trove of twisted photos of himself.

    At a hearing that reduced victims’ relatives to tears, the lurid photos were shown one by one in court as Col. Russell Williams, 47, pleaded guilty to murdering two women, sexually assaulting two others and committing dozens of break-ins in which he stole underwear from the bedrooms of girls as young as 11.

    Moving the picture to after the jump. You can’t unsee it.
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  • Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, MSgt Soup Sandwich’s retarded cousin

    This post is now a nightmare with things in the wrong place, but wanted to update with this from POW Net…

    UPDATE: Oh Steve, you’ve been a bad little monkey over there on N STILES ST (Or did you move to N WOOD AVE?) in LINDEN NJ…Mom and Dad (Eleanor and William) know about your SF days? You come off probation yet for your charge of UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF IMITATION FIREARM? Phone # still 908-943-7908, or did you get a new one? And by the way, Happy Birthday a little early (13th of this month)! And changing your DOB and SSN by 1 digit doesn’t really do much, the computers cross index by residence and a host of other factors, so that trick of changing your SSN from 152-84-xxxx to 132-84-xxxx didn’t do any good.

    Don’t make me angry Steve, you wouldn’t like me when I am angry. Dude, I will go all Bruce Banner on your GI Joe ass. So, write a nice little apology, you can post it in the comments, or send it to Admin@Thisainthell.us. I’ve got more fun here, should I share it Steve?

    EDIT x2: And what in the holy name of Spongebob’s necrofiliac Aunt is this huge ball of wombat sperm?

    EDIT: Is this shittard wearing a turtleneck?

    Earlier, back in Gotham….

    This morning, in the dawn air, I saw it, the douchebag bat signal.  I swooped in and found this asshat.

    Introduction

    I maybe outmand but never out numbered, Country boy whose hunting skills were honed on his grandparent’s farm.He live for the hunt

    Bragging rights

    I love to kill terrorists when they try stupid shit

    Occupation

    U.S. Army Spec Ops. (APO Wolfpack)

    Employment

    • U.S. Army
      First Sergeant, 1988 – present

    Um yeah, ok. When not killing terrorists who do stupid shit, he’s also a ninja.

    Dude can sneak in through your window and knock up your chihuahua without even making a sound.

    Does have a sweet beard though.

    Heroes like this need all the publicity they can get, so, please go forth and find all you can on Steve “Dusty/Snake Eyes” Jordan. He may be from Linden NJ.

    Places to start your search:
    Google profile.
    Flicker page.
    Facebook.

    More mental illness after the jump.

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  • UPDATE: Is there an inherent difference between military and civil service?

    UPDATE: THE BILL HAS BEEN PULLED FROM CONSIDERATION FOR TONIGHT. NO VOTE FOR NOW. WILL GET BACK TO YOU.

    Not according to a bill being discussed and voted on in the US House today. Let me start with an example….

    Imagine two best friends, Allen and Bob who decide to attend VA Tech together. Allen majors in English, but his heart and soul is dedicated to the Corps of Cadets, where he is an Army ROTC member. Bob is a wood science major, and wants more than anything to join the US Forest Service under the Department of Agriculture. Both graduate with honors, and move on to their respective fields.

    Allen trains for about a year, and becomes an Infantry platoon leader. He’s a young LT who just wants to do the right thing. He finds himself quickly deployed to Afghanistan, assigned to a scout section in the Wardak province. One day his convoy of humvees comes under attack by small arms and RPG fire. He’s waited his whole life for just such a moment, and knows that on a near-side ambush, you attack into the source, and he orders just that. He is killed in the line of duty, but his quick response saves the lives of many of the men in his command.

    Bob is hired by the US Forest Service, and becomes an expert on Pteridophyta (ferns.) One day while doing a survey of the flora of the Shenendoah National Park, he spies a particularly large Ophioglossales and goes to investigate. He never sees the large branch that has been recently broken from a recent hurricane, and said branch lands on his head, killing him immediately.

    Both are tragic deaths to be sure, but are they both deserving of the same honors? If H.R. 2061 passes the House of Representatives today, and goes on to become a law, they will be. This bill would:

    To authorize the presentation of a United States flag at the funeral of Federal civilian employees who are killed while performing official duties or because of their status as a Federal employee.

    Further,

    A flag shall be furnished and presented under this section in the same manner as a flag is furnished and presented on behalf of a deceased member of the Armed Services who dies while on active duty.

    Does that seem right to you? It certainly doesn’t to me.

    There is an inherent difference between military and civil service. You can quit a civil service job any time you like. You ever try to quit military service? I’ve seen guys pretending to be gay just to get out. (At basic one dude paid another to beat him up so he could claim he was being ostracised for being gay. Didn’t work.)

    You think the pay scale is the same? Take a look some time at the average salary of an E5 and compare it to the starting salary of a State Department person.

    Here is an article I found from the NYT from 2007. As you read it, just imagine that they were military personnel, instead of State….

    Many U.S. diplomats refuse to work in Iraq

    While the diplomats and Foreign Service employees of the State Department have always been expected to staff “hardship” postings, those jobs have not usually required that they wear flak jackets with their pinstriped suits.

    But in the last five years, the Foreign Service landscape has shifted.

    Now, thanks to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the White House is calling for more American civilians to head not only to those countries, but also to some of their most hostile regions — including Iraq’s volatile Anbar Province — to try to establish democratic institutions and help in reconstruction. That plan is provoking unease and apprehension at the State Department and at other U.S. agencies.

    Many U.S. employees have outright refused repeated requests that they go to Iraq, while others have demanded that they be assigned only to Baghdad and not be sent outside the more secure Green Zone, which includes the American Embassy and Iraqi government ministries. And while Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice maintained Wednesday that State Department employees were “volunteering in large numbers” for difficult posts, including Iraq, several department employees said that those who had signed up tended to be younger, more entry-level types, and not experienced, seasoned diplomats.

    We are seeing a lot more of this thinking of late, whether it is this asinine bill, or the DoD floating their jackass retirement plan to replace what we have with a 401k. The distinctions between military and civil service are there for anyone with the capacity to look for them, and yet we are under a concerted effort to ignore those differences, and treat us all equally.

    As it says in the Book of Job (and Captain Jean Luc Picard in First Contact): ‘Thus far shall you come, and no farther, and here shall your proud waves be stayed’

    This bill has to go down. It is just one more front in the war to take from us that which we have earned. If the Federal Gov’t or individual families wish to honor those civilian employees killed in the line of duty, then fine. But don’t try to couch it in terms that equates the service with the one we perform.

    It just reminds me of Shinseki and the Black Beret Boondoggle. Everyone can’t be a Ranger, but we can make everyone feel good about themselves by issuing the black berets to every S1 and supply clerk in the military. It also reminds me of idiotic Massachusetts sports where no one keeps score. If having a flag draped over your coffin means as much to you as it does to me, give me a call, and I will help you locate the closest MEPS. But don’t try to take what has been reserved for those who raised their right hand and swore to defend this country, and hand it out to every Bob, Dick and Harry who decides to serve in the IRS. There exists a difference in the services of Bob and Allen, and it takes a Congress with 16 percent approval ratings to not understand this simple concept.

    For those who would make this a partisan issue, think again. Bill is sponsored by a Republican (Hanna from NY) and even my former GOP Congressman (Frank Wolf of VA) is a cosponsor. This is a bipartisan shitsandwich, and it needs to get scuttled.

    So, do two things:
    1) Call your Member of the US House. The switchboard at the Capitol is 202-224-3121.
    2) Reach out to other military and political blogs. I have as much chance of getting things up at HotAir, Ace of Spades and simliar blogs of late as I do of becoming an international hand model. So, send them all emails, and get them on this. The vote is today, so we have no time to lose.

    ON EDIT (ADDITION): for those of you claiming this is needed because of the State Dept guy assasinated scenario, persons like that are already authorized to receive this benefit:

    Federal civilian employees who die of injuries in connection with their service with an armed force in a contingency operation are eligible to receive a United States flag. 10 U.S.C. § 1482a.

  • To all of my assets in place around Kevin Canada…..

    Nancy has a hirsute moustache, I say again, Nancy has a hirsute moustache. The credenza is against the wall, the credenza is against the wall.

    He is on to us people! I just received his email:

    A HURRICANE AND AN EARTHQUAKE IN NEW YORK WITHIN A WEEKS TIME NOTHING ABNORMAL ABOUT THAT, AND A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11, MORE FEAR PERHAPS. SOUNDS LIKE MORE NWO PENTAGON CRIMES. FUNNY HOW NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT THE CAT 4 HURRICANE ERIN SITTING RIGHT OFF NYC ON THE DAY OF 9/11, THEY USE HURRICANES IN THE FAR EAST TO CLEAN OUT THEIR POLLUTED CITES, I BELIEVE IT WAS PUT THERE TO CLEAN OUT THAT CRAP FROM 9/11.

    Here is Kevin’s you tube page…

    Thank God he isn’t former military….Oh wait:

    I WAS ASSIGNED TO THE 10TH SPECIAL FORCES (AIRBORNE)

    YA MY WIFE AT THE TIME HAD AN AFFAIR WITH ONE OF THEIR PSYCHOS, WHILE I WAS DEPLOYED OVERSEAS A RETIRING SGM, (no honor amongst thieves that’s for sure) ONE OF THOSE THREE TOUR IN NAM FREAKS (one of their heroes) ON HIS FOURTH OR FIFTH MARRIAGE. SHE MARRIED THE NUT CASE, GUESS HE MADE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL NOW THEY ArE DOING THAT TO ME. HE KILLED HIMSELF GUESS NOW THE PSYCHOPATHS? ARE AFTER ME, TRYING TO GET ME TO KILL MYSELF, NEVER HAPPEN. I’M JUST GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE AND WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THEIR CRIMES AND INSANITY THAT HAS BEEN LET LOOSE ON AMERICA.

    GETTING INVOLVED WITH THESE SICK BASTARDS WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, YOU TRY TO GO THE EXTRA MILE AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU GET TARGETED AND INVOLVED WITH CRIMINALS LIKE THIS.

    And he loves IVAW, which is of course a sign of mental stability. Approach with caution, HE IS ON TO YOU!!!!!

    UPDATED: A reader wrote me to ask why Kevin’s entire diatribe is in uppercase except his parantheticals and the “r” in “ArE”…It is the code by which one can decipher the hidden message, and in this case it references the third stanza of the I Ching. In code, it all reads:

    I like to dutch oven myself after copious amount of legume eating. Also, Derek Jeter is my hero, and Peyton Manning is a huge sally for playing up this neck injury. Also, the spirit of Tom Brady’s cojoined twin is currently living in my Dog’s head. Like Hermann’s Head, but without that annoying chick with the high voice that is now Lisa Simpson.

  • Begging to be Pie’d….

    From Politics PA:

    “Bring your flak jacket,” joked one staffer to a member of the Harrisburg press corps.

    The next two days in the Capitol will be interesting, to say the least. Today and Tomorrow, Pennsylvania House State Government Committee Majority Chairman Representative Daryl Metcalfe will hold two public hearings focusing on the “National Security Begins at Home” legislative package.

    Following the introduction of 16 bills in the state House and state Senate this past spring regarding illegal immigration, the coming fall will certainly see a flutter of activity and political dispute as both pro and anti-immigration groups try to push their legislation.

    Those testifying this week include law enforcement, think tank thinkers, Tea Partiers, and even those who have been accused of ties to white supremacists.

    OK, so I wasn’t overly pleased about being called out of Minn to testify between the state house in Pennsylvania, because, honestly, who cares. Well, I do now, because this could be fun. Yup, I am appearing tomorrow before this House committee, although I don’t believe I am a think tanker, a tea partier, or a white supremacist. But oh man, oh man, how much would I love some protests. Bring it on SEIU, I’ll be the guy in the blue tie with the CIB on his collar. I promise I won’t even resist, just hit me with a pie. Preferable Strawberry Rhubarb, because I have a 6.5 hour flight after the hearing, and I would love to eat off my suit.

    Oh, and I expect SPLC to me covering this, so I hope that jackass with the tower of hair Mark Potok is there.

  • WND/Birthers turn their lonely eyes to attacking Rubio with the same idiotic nonsense as they did Obama

    This is why I generally delete every email someone sends me to WND:

    Some national news media are declaring that U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio is a natural-born citizen and thus eligible for the presidency or vice presidency, even though Rubio’s constitutional eligibility remains unclear and the popular Florida Republican has himself downplayed any interest in running on a White House ticket.

    It goes on with the standard idiocy and then it goes into this old chestnut:

    “The Law of Nations,” a 1758 work by Swiss legal philosopher Emmerich de Vattel, was read by many of the American Founders and informed their understanding of law later established in the Constitution.

    Vattel specified that a natural-born citizen is born of two citizens and made it clear that the father’s citizenship was a loyalty issue.

    Vattel writes: “The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by the children of the citizens, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all their rights. … In order to be of the country, it is necessary that a person be born of a father who is a citizen; for, if he is born there of a foreigner, it will be only the place of his birth, and not his country.”

    This thing about Vattel has always cracked me up. I actually covered it before when one of Oily Titz’ sycophants used the argument and I didn’t think much of it then either:

    Hiding in plain sight! That’s right, the framers in their infinite wisdom cited to a book and didn’t tell anyone! Of course, one might also note that in addition to Law of Nations being capitalized, Power, Piracies, Felonies, Seas, and Offenses were all CAPITALIZED as well. which means, that not only were they citing to the book by Vettel, but they also were making Nostradamian references to Obama. It’s all right there! READ A BOOK PEOPLE!!!!11!! The Paulians know what I am talking about.

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