Author: TSO

Apologies (sincere) to Tennyson.

One more blog, one more blog,
one more blog to conquer,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the brave Nirthers.
“Forward, ye Patriots!
“Charge for the guns!” he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the brave Nirthers.
2.
“Forward, ye Patriots!”
Was there a man dismay’d?
Not tho’ the soldier knew
Someone had blunder’d:
For no proof did exist,
and the usurper persists,
and in the air with their fists;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the brave Nirthers.
3.
Deniers to right of them,
Apostates to left of them,
Traitors in front of them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of TAH,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the brave Nirthers.
4.
Flash’d all their lawsuits bare,
Flash’d as only they could dare,
Sabring the bloggers there,
Charging an army of Nirthers, while
All the world wonder’d:
do they really want San Fran Nancy?
will she tickle their fancy?
Paulian and Crackpots
Reel’d from the key stroke
Shatter’d and sunder’d.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the brave Nirthers.
5.
Deniers to right of them,
Apostates to left of them,
Traitors in front of them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of TAH,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the brave Nirthers.
6.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
that he was not of American birth.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Nirther Brigade,
Noble brave Nirths.

This is kind of a cool website if you are interested.  They are replaying all the mission data etc from the mission to the moon.  Launch is in 19 mins if you want to listen and watch what they have.

I wish Orly Taintz was on this mission.  I truly do.

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On July 20, 1969, man landed on the moon.  Or did we?

 The Knights Templar were wiped out on Friday the 13th, on orders from the Pope. Or, they went underground, became the Masons and hid the holy blood of Jesus in the body of a young woman they spirited away to keep hidden.

 JFK was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. Or, a man on the Grassy Knoll did it.

Fire melts steel. Or, as Rosie O’Donnell would have you believe, it does not.

Someone for the love of God explain to me what this whole debate over the birth certificate gets us.

Look, I don’t know if Obama is a natural born citizen or not. I am mildly convinced by the evidence I have seen that he is. The newspaper clipping, the record of live birth etc. I don’t care to get into the evidence, because my argument against this entire debacle has absolutely NOTHING to do with the evidence, the merits of the case, the Supreme Courts rulings on standing or any other facet. My concern is that none of this gets us anything. Say tomorrow Obama goes on TV and says “Enough, here’s my birth certificate.” What percent of Birthers will accept this evidence? 10 percent? 20? You all will just claim it is a forgery.

Let’s say he admits he was born in Kenya, the love child of Margaret Sanger and Haile Selassie. Who is the President now? Biden? Pelosi? If it is McCain, how does that help the country? We’ll get a few more years of “Selected, not elected” and the moonbats will get some new recruits. My specific argument is attacking Obama in his role as Commander in Chief. What is to stop the IVAW lawyers of the world from having all their people refuse to deploy on the same basis as this Major who tried to manufacture a case? Do you really want to give them this added ammunition?

What would stop me from refusing an order from my Battalion Commander on the grounds that he has not proven to me that he was actually commissioned in the Army? How far do you people really want to take this? This has never been about personalities. It’s about politics and rule of law. I think the initial case should have moved forward. You know, the one started by Hillary Clinton disciples. But it didn’t. The Supremes ruled. And you guys want to resurrect this Zombie of a case by finding more and more people.

If there is one thing that history has proven about conspiracy theories is that they never die. Was my post about the lawyer rude? Yes. That was the intent. And judging from our emails this morning, it worked. Am I pissed at MG Childers? Yes I am. This is a ridiculous fight we have no possible way of winning. And everyone in the middle of the country is wondering why asshats on the right keep doing this.

Have you not noticed how you guys are echoing the EXACT PHRASEOLOGY of the Bush Derangement People? You didn’t even come up with new slogans. Selected not elected? That is so 2001. Remember when we called for Gore to give in for the good of the country? Well, physician heal thyself.

BTW- To the guy who said I failed out of law school, I did not.  I was entirely marginal, but did graduate from an ABA Accredited law school ranked in the top tier.  Your Dentist Lawyer got her degree online.  And managed to misspell her own claimants name in her brief.  Should that at least give you pause?

And the argument about DADT is too absurd to go into in great depth, but DADT is something that will be handled legislatively, ergo we should let our Reps know how we feel.  The Birth Certificate issue is not a legislative issue, it is a Judicial one.  If you want a redress of your grievance, then contact Congress to your hearts content.  But stop trying to get out of deployment and thus screwing over the unit you were supposed to serve with.

We all know about Plaintiff Cook.

I went to look at the other litigants.  Not easy to do since Clown College Retard Esquire here spelled the fuggin name wrong, but one of them is MG Carroll D. Childers.  He’s my former Division Commander.  In 1998 I had lunch alone with him prior to my Deployment to Bosnia when I accidentally ran into him at the AUSA convention.  I always thought he was a bit odd, just not this odd.

He’s the oldest graduate of Ranger School ever I believe.  He wrote a book about it.  I tried to read said book, but it was like slaughterhouse 5 with his leaping in and out of times and stuff.  Like someone dropped the book and shoved the pages in the wrong order.

You can go read his reasons for joining the suit here.

General Childers, I always respected you, even when I thought you were a bit odd.  I came to our division because of the history, men like Stonewall Jackson and Thomas Dry Howie.  Our Motto was “Let’s Go.”  It wasn’t “Show me your commissioning certificate General, or my fat ass ain’t leaving this F____ing beach.”  You’d have jacked my ass up immediately if I told you I wasn’t living in “Troll Village” until I saw your official papers, and you would have been right to do so.

This quest of yours brings disservice to our unit.  You can browse through here, my praise of our Commander in Chief will be sparse.  In fact, I don’t think you’ll find any.  But this ridiculous and farcical mission you have chosen here is beneath you.  Beneath you as an officer.  Beneath you as an Infantryman.  And Beneath you as a 29er.  Drop this senseless bullshit and enjoy your well-earned retirement.

Dear Orly, can I call you Orly? I feel awkward calling you Taitz, I always thought that was the part of a woman between…..never mind.

Anyway, Hey there, how are you?  Just wanted to introduce myself and get some information.  See, I read this post you had about how I could advertise on your blog, and I am totally down with that.  I’d like the “Colleague Rebate” if you don’t mind.  Now, you might say, “But, I am an ‘Esq.’ and you are not.” And while that is true, I also went to a real law school, while you went to the online “Sally Struthers School of Air Conditioner Repair, Clown School and Law School.”  So, I’d say that makes us about even, eh toots?  Also, I get my teeth cleaned 4 times a year.  I knew you’d be impressed, what with having that back-up plan as a dentist.

Anyway, now that we are past that, let’s talk turkey.  Now, I read the article about you in the OC Register. Well, actually I got bored on page 3, but I made it there without any significant pronunciation issues, and I read without my lips moving.  (Can you?)  Anyhoo- Part of the article stated:

in the comments for each post at orlytaitzesq.com, you can read a few more names for people whom Taitz doesn’t like: “traitors,” “Muslims,” “terrorists.

Now I am certainly not a Muslim. I love Muhammad as next as the much guy (or even as much as the next guy), but I like pork products too. Also, the prayers 6 times a day would make me daffy. And interfere with my World of Warcraft. I’m guessing your more a Wii Lego Star Wars Girl, but if you ever make it into Azeroth, look up “CV” on the Anvilmar Realm.

Where was I? Ah yes, so, since I think you are genuinely batshit crazy, that makes me either a terrorist or a traitor. See, I think you are dicking up my beloved US Army. It doesn’t really shock me you found a Major to do it, I mean shit, no NCO is this stupid I hope. I bet 14 years ago this silly bastard was running around helplessly looking for a box of grid squares or a can of squelch for the PRC E-6. And now that dicked up Major just left his unit without a man, because of his ridiculous self-centered and completely futile effort to make our Commander in Chief look bad.

I’m still curious what your long term game plan is here. You think everyone will be so excited you outted the greatest conspiracy since the Sox went 80+ years with no World Series that they will put a Russian Emigre/Dentist Lawyer Clown into office?

Anyway, I want to advertise with you. Here is my advertisement:

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She can’t do this to our President! Yeah, only we can do this to our President!*

When you are done reading this broad who is frutier than Mexican Vampire Bat Shit, come Read TAH. We put the F U in FUN!

Send the bill to us here, C/O Jonn. He’s got ya covered.

*I win the who can work in 2 Animal House References in One Day Award!  Yeay Me!

I’m not 100 percent sure, lets call if 99.32144 (repeating of course) but it appears that Sotomayor also shot some scenes for this video.  Go to 1:18 seconds in.   I’m pretty sure she’s wearing her Judge outfit in that shot, and not even a real certified Ninja Outfit (sold seperately from teh nunchucks.)

As I said, I report, you decide.

Note to FoxNews:  This is what you call an exclusive biy-atches.

OK, so dipshit extra-ordinaire Jim Staro had up the post at his personal site about the white supremacists in the Army that ran in the Stars and Stripes last week.  It’s still SPLC trying to make a name for themselves if you ask me, but whatever.  So, I decided to challenge Dim on why a Staff Sergeant in the Army would screw up his own rank.  Note the quotations around the first section, showing I took it from his post.

“I have been in the Army for over 5 years now … I am a SSGT … I have been in Iraq and Kuwait … I love and will do anything to keep our master race marching. I have been a skinhead forever.”

Since the abbreviation for Staff Sergeant in the Army is not SSGT, (it is SSG) and since none of the stories of military service have been verified, I guess you don’t mind maligning our brothers and sisters in uniform, eh Jim?

I mean, you of all people after falling for Rick Duncan should know better than to believe everything you see. Say hi to any phony veterans you see. I miss Duncan and Josh Landale, heroic guy that he is.
# posted by TSO : 12:24 PM

Now, Jim responded. Twice actually. And I’ve read his responses about 1o times now, and I have no clue what in the hell he is trying to say. Can someone help?

If you stop in again, your kind wasn’t appreciated back in our day and isn’t now, if you’re even military, and a proud? skinhead, which means you Kept Your Mouth Shut When Taking Your Oath!!!

Sorry slick, one day You might just figure that out, but we don’t hold our breaths that you will!!
# posted by James : 4:40 PM

By the way ‘tso’, small case for a little man, just your comment shows, that ‘if?’ military you most certainly do Not serve honorably, your Most Important Responsibility, as an NCO, is the Protection and Security of those you lead! By your comment you Admit That Those You Hate should reap that which is espoused in the ideology you follow, meaning almost, or All more likely, you are leading, cannot count on You Having Their Backs In Time Of Combat or similar situations! Guess what, They Know This!!!!!!!
# posted by James : 6:43 AM

This rocket scientist talk is giving me a headache.

Is he implying that by my quoting from his article I am a racist? Way confused.

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