There was an old man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Now, aren’t you all ashamed at what you were thinking when you read the title for this article? (smile)
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7 responses to “Yer Sunday Smile: the Old Man from Nantucket”
Bored are you?
How about some cute kittens playing with a toy? Note the use of the glass panel camo. Looks like Big Red wins the Battle of the Bug.
https://youtu.be/xtKJR_jMCqg
Nope – just thought everyone would enjoy a Sunday chuckle, and hadn’t see PT’s story that ran 7 min prior.
Kittens are always good for a laugh, too.
There once was a young man from Yuma,
Who told an elephant joke to a puma.
Now his dry bleached bones lie,
Under hot Asian skies,
‘Cause the puma had no sense of huma.
(Shamelessly stolen from the internet)
Nah. No shame here. I’ve heard that limrick many years ago, many times.
There would not be any cash in the bucket if Phildo was around.
There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
He grew whiskers on his chinnegan
Then the wind came along and blew them innegan
And that was the end of Michael Finnegan