Yer Mornin’ Chuckle: Daesh “Trannies”

And no, I’m not talking automobiles or trucks.

Report: ISIS cross-dressers busted trying to escape Fallujah

The six captured were attempting to evade Iraqi troops approaching Fallujah.  Per the Iranian Fars News Agency, the six were wearing makeup, dresses, and were reportedly “beautiful”.

No word on whether the six captured are being deported to Afghanistan as bacha bazi..  Regrettably, there’s also no word on whether any of them were wearing spandex.

Comments

17 responses to “Yer Mornin’ Chuckle: Daesh “Trannies””

  1. OWB

    They were “beautiful?” Does that mean their burkas were particularly shiny or something??

    1. desert

      No problemo…when their mooslime buddies find out they are queer , they will throw them off a 3rd story roof…..problem solved!

  2. Sapper3307

    Bruce Jenner your county needs you to infiltrate their ranks .

    1. Planet Ord

      You win.

  3. Hack Stone

    They self-identify as “proud women”, and should be securing a contract to sell software to the government shortly.

  4. Hack Stone

    Spandex burquhas! We just struck gold finding a market for fashion conscious and observant Muslim women and cross-dressers.

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  6. Ex-PH2

    They didn’t self-identify as refugees from the Daesh sex slave market? Oh, they missed a bet on that!

    1. Hondo

      Well, if they end up as “dancing boys” (bacha bazi), they just may get to experience something like that first-hand.

      IMO that would be an example of Lady Karma “evening things out”.

      1. Ex-PH2

        Yes, it would.

  7. F@ckyocouch

    How the hell were they able to tell they were trannies? Was it the fact they were wearing western garb? Did they catch them coming out of the wrong bathroom humming “It’s raining men”?

    The nanosecond I think the world can’t get any stranger, you get this stuff.

  8. 68W58

    Coming up-a federal inquiry into the regulations regarding bathroom use at Gitmo.

  9. Atkron

    Someone forgot to tuck it, didn’t they?

  10. Skippy

    BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !

  11. B Woodman

    And how soon before we see videos of them performing their three second mid-air dance as they’re thrown off the top of a tall building?

  12. Sparks

    Dead give away…they didn’t shave.

  13. Bill M

    I think maybe their ‘five o’clock shadows’ gave them away.