From a tip from BrownNeckGaitor:
The keynote address, titled “God will send saviours,” capped a weekend of workshops focused on health, preparing for natural disasters and unidentified flying objects. The Nation of Islam believes in a UFO called “the wheel” or “the Mother Plane.”
Farrakhan has described a 1985 religious experience in which he ascended into a flying saucer and heard the voice of Elijah Muhammad predicting historical events that came to pass.
For about four hours, Farrakhan spoke and jumped from topic to topic, citing religious texts.
He praised Scientology and its founder L. Ron Hubbard.Farrakhan extolled the virtues of Scientology and its auditing process, which is considered spiritual counseling by its members.
“L. Ron Hubbard is so exceedingly valuable to every Caucasian person on this earth,” Farrakhan said.
“… L. Ron Hubbard himself was and is trying to civilize white people and make them better human beings and take away from them their reactive minds … Mr. Hubbard recognized that his people have to be civilized,” Farrakhan said to a cheering crowd.
OK, you are throwing a dinner party that you want to end in fisticuffs…..you can invite 4 people. Who do you invite?
TSO: Farrakhan, Fred Phelps, Mark Fuhrman and Dr. Dobson. Man, that would be good times.
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14 responses to “Xenu save us….”
Ezekial saw a wheel too. Coincidence?
Did he really cite L Ron Hubbord?
I have a bone to pick with the aliens. If their mothership went to the trouble of picking him up, why didn’t they just keep him?
If the mothership stops over Iraq, they will all be eligible for IVAW.
Justin Bieber and 3 other random people.
I could have a lot of fun developing a list like this, lol. Here’s one version;
Pat Robertson
Conrad F. Goeringer
Jeremiah Wright
David Duke
My four would be:
George Soros
Mayor Bloomberg
Ted Nugent
Toby Keith
Ron Paul
Louis Farrakhan
Margaret Sanger
Talleyrand
BNG: Bob Jones
Calipso Louie (aka Rev. Farrakhan)
Christoper M. Sullivan
Ted Danson (in black face)
Michelle Malkin
Rosie O’Donnell
Janeane Garofalo
Ann Coulter
Can’t top Claymore’s list, unless you’d include Obama(either one) and leave off either Malkin or Coulter. Outnumbered 3-1? The odds would still be in favor of the one left, and my money would be on her.
However, if you included Michelle ma Belle, you’d have to have lots, and lots of ribs and French fries on the menu.
Obama
Andrew Sullivan
Oily Titz
Gordon Duff
Revisiting my list, you gotta admit, someone will get broken bones, someone will have cardiac arrest, someone will get shot and someone will end up cowering in a pool of their own patchouli scented vomit…and depending on attire, there’s a good chance for some gratuitous wardrobe malfunctions (for better or worse).
If you’re hinting at a “wardrobe malfunction” on the part of either 2 or 3 on your list, that in itself, would be vomit-inducing, on a grand scale.