Wrong Restaurant, Apparently

I’m old enough to remember the “Cola Wars”, but this is ridiculous.  Headline says it all:

Ronald McDonald shot at NC Sonic

Seriously.

 (smile)

Comments

43 responses to “Wrong Restaurant, Apparently”

  1. Doc Savage

    You just make this shit up…..

    1. desert

      Hell, you can’t get loyal employees anymore!!

  2. Doc Savage

    *sigh*….

    “don’t”

  3. Mick

    Were the shooters these two smartasses who are sitting in the car and yukking it up on every single Sonic commercial on TV?

    http://www.adrants.com/images/sonic_two_guys_back.jpg

  4. MCPO NYC USN Ret. aka Son of Ó hEochaidh

    I heard Burger King came to his aid and provided direct pressure on wound ’til EMT’s arrived.

    1. Mick

      And Wendy just stood there and screamed, while Colonel Sanders dialed 911.

    2. A Proud Infidel®™

      MAYBE he shot Ronald for whipping his Quarter Pounder out in front of his girlfriend thinking about Wendy’s “Soft and Juicy”? I heard that Burger king got arrested for doing that with his Whopper. Wendy doesn’t care for that stuff, I guess that’s why she’s dating Mr. Softee.

      1. Bernie Hackett

        Proud, it is always a joy to see your posts! Mayhap the King was gonna grill his hot dog? The prospect made him grimace, one expects.

        1. A Proud Infidel®™

          GOOD ONE, I give it a THREE Coconut rating!

  5. Claw

    And Ronald’s ongoing feud with the Hamburglar heats up.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      Did he Grimace in front of Mayor McCheese after it happened?

  6. streetsweeper

    GaaaaaHEY!

  7. Ex-PH2

    Was this an argument over rights to the throne of the Burger King?

    Can I get fries with this story?

  8. Claw

    Somehow I think this all goes a lot deeper than what is being reported.

    I’m thinking it all stems from a fatal three-way love affair between Ronald, Katie the Karhop, and the Domino’s Pizza Noid.

    So stay tuned for updates as the story unfolds, and remember “Avoid the Noid.”.

    1. Mick

      I believe that Jimmy John may also be involved.

      1. Retired Grunt

        That happened fast, scary fast….

  9. 26Limabeans

    I’m thinking somehow Frank Booth and Dorothy are mixed up in this.

  10. AW1Ed

    That Burger King dude is creepy. I think he’s a tickle monster and should be shot on sight.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F8TanFta_MU/UG82WG87Q-I/AAAAAAAAFgQ/CzRZyDOfojc/s1600/shining.gif

  11. AW1Ed

    Jared the Subway Boy unavailable for comment.

    1. Hondo

      For a number of years, apparently.

      1. Claw

        From what I understand, Jared will be on the receiving end of a “Footlong” diet until at least 2029.

        1. Grunt

          Black Forest Ham…

    2. nbcguy54ACTUAL

      He’s the new Dairy Queen…

  12. Bill M

    Is it open thread time already?

  13. 1610desig

    Meanwhile Dairy Queen was knocked up because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper

    1. NormanS

      BK was “In-n-Out” of DQ?

      1. Silentium Est Aureum

        I miss the days of the bumper stickers which were “slightly altered” to read, “In N Out Urge”…

    2. jarhead

      What did she expect? After all, she should have been content with her own foot long. But no, she just HAD to get her hands on a Whopper. We can only hope she keeps her little mini burgers away from Jared.

  14. jarhead

    It gets worse. Pappa John’s son, Long John Silver, rode the Subway along with his Pizza Hut Slut to get in a game of Dominoes with these Five Guys. Meanwhile his friend, Captain D, who had paid for a steak, received a Chick Filet instead. He was pissed, and threw it into a Cracker Barrel, which already had a bunch of smoldering hot Chilis in it. His Mexican friend Taco Bell jumped to the rescue by saying, “I Hop”. That is, until an engine from Firehouse Subs arrived. TGI Friday!

    Damn, these conversations get crazier by the minute!!!!

    1. Ex-PH2

      And where was Ruby Tuesday in all this?

      1. Claw

        She and her escort de jour were having appetizers at the Golden Corral, then it was off to Denny’s and Perkins for the main meals, topped off by some SOS and coffee at o-dark-thirty at the Waffle House.

      2. AW1Ed

        OK, you went there. Good bye, Ruby Tuesday!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a00_tPLcE_g

        Still I’m gonna miss you…

        *smile*

  15. Skippy

    BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  16. Was this supposed to be a “Feel Good Story”?

  17. MCPO NYC USN Ret. aka Son of Ó hEochaidh

    Meanwhile one of the owners of Firehouse Subs, a NY based company started by some local hardcore firefighters said, “I hope they all kill each other, so we can double our franchise to 1,800 nationwide”.

    1. Bubblehead Ray

      Actually, Firehouse Subs is a Jacksonville Fl based chain, started by hardcore Jax Firefighters. Otherwise, it’s probably an accurate quote

      ?

    2. Silentium Est Aureum

      I wouldn’t mind. They make damn good subs.

  18. AW1Ed

    This whole thread has gone high and right- thanks for the grins TAH bros and lionesses!

    !smile!

  19. MSG Eric

    Turf War’s are getting out of hand.

  20. NR Pax

    So the restaurant wars that were mentioned in Demolition Man are happening?

  21. Bubblehead Ray

    All restaurants are now Taco Bell. Be well

    1. Private Parts

      The victors of the Fast Food War.

  22. Mick

    Hey, is Jack still in the Box?