Wonder If They Have A Suspect?

Ran across this perusing the news.

$7 million cheese heist

Turns out it was in Italy.  So it probably wasn’t anyone we know.

(smile)

Comments

11 responses to “Wonder If They Have A Suspect?”

  1. No! No! What am I going to put on my pasta carbonara?!?!? They can’t do this to me!

    1. Hondo

      Try Romano. (smile)

  2. HMC Ret

    Could be Kim Jong-un. He’s known to be a cheese hound. Or one massive rat. Oh, my bad. Both are the same thing.

    1. Hondo

      Don’t think so, HMC Ret. Reputedly the Dork of NorK – AKA Emmentaler-boi – likes . . . well, Emmentaler vice Parmigiano.

  3. HMC Ret

    It’s sad to see he’s packing on the pounds and at the same time telling the population to suck it up and eat even less. I’m wondering just how loyal are some of the military leaders in NK? I wonder where he would go if the military staged a coup? China? Russia? I’m thinking not so much. Witness protection? Probably not. It’s hard to hide a 300+ pound body on such a short frame. /Sarc off

  4. Eden

    Dang, that’s a LOT of cheese! By my calculations that’s roughly 281,500 pounds of cheese! Even Heavy Chevy would take a while to eat that much!

    1. Eden

      Correction–just saw I made a typo. That should read 218,500 pounds. . .

    2. Cheese Eater Mcblobfish

      True, but what I can’t eat, I sell. Need some cheese?

      Cheese,
      Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier

  5. Sparks

    Anyone here have any Italian black market connections to turn me on to?

  6. Cheese Eater Mcblobfish

    Does anybody need anything from Italy? When I’m between security gigs, I run an import/re-sell business. I fly my C 130 to Italy to pick up my items, then fly them back into the US. I should be back in the next few days. If anybody needs cheese, give me a shout out, I have plenty of that.

    Cheese,
    Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier

    1. No flippin’ way! Everyone knows that a Walmart parking lot security guard doesn’t have the money for the fuel for a C-130, and his contact that claims that he will cometh is tied up in the Florida court system because he tried to use a nearly disbarred lawyer. I call bull on your ability to get any cheese from Italy into the USA. Ain’t happening, big belly.