The other day, we talked about Travis Luke Dominguez, who, according to CNN threatened to kill President Trump and his Secret Service detail, the police and employees at a local theater and a bank, claiming that he was a Navy SEAL, so capable of carrying out his threats.
“I’m a Navy SEAL,” the indictment quoted Dominguez, 33, as saying. “I woke up and decided going to kill the president Donald Trump today. Please forgive me and then I will die by suicide by cop.”
The indictment went on to quote Dominguez as saying, “I’m going to kill the sexist racist homophobic President Trump today. Nothing you can do to save President Trump nor stop me pigs.”CNN has no confirmation of Dominguez’s claim that he is a SEAL.
At the time we went to the experts who confirmed he wasn’t a Navy SEAL, but our job isn’t done until we’re through with the paperwork, so;
The Navy never heard of him. Not surprising, but there it is.
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68 responses to “Travis Luke Dominguez, Trump-killing Navy SEAL”
Leftist nut.
Phat Boi is not a Navy Seal…he is an aquatic seal! lol
Are they sure he didn’t say Navy MEAL?
For the whole ship?
And, you didn’t even post a spew alert.
He might be a past member of MEAL Team Six, the Golden Corral Assault Team!
Dom’s been on the seefood diet, see food & eat it.
He better like boneless tube steak with burning ring of fire sauce because that’s all they serve where He’s going.
…Meal Team Six… BWHAAAAA
He’s going to be a cockmeat commando at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS cockmeat sammich)!
Or just maybe the lone survivor of Operation Parking Lot after meeting the overwhelming and unexpected defense employed by Lee Ho Fuk protecting his crab legs.
Imagine my surprise.
I believe he got his marine mammals confused. He meant he was a walrus. Not a SEAL.
Goo Goo G’Joob
He ate the egg man.
All of them.
Janos Ventura’s other son?
Argh, what he meant to say was, “suicide by eating a cop”.
I think what he meant to say was “I am fat loser and all I do all day is play Navy SEALs on my Xbox.”
A true Golden Corral Assault Commando!
Even with the (belt) loosened weight standards recently adopted, a guy who is not quite 6′ and just shy of 4 large might have a hard time passing the ‘ol rope-and-choke.
YMMV.
He meant to say he was a Tupperware Seal?
Hey! At least Tupperware serves a useful purpose. This “seal?” Not so much.
He’s Tupperware in the same way that Tupperware normally contains food and candy.
I still say that boy ain’t right in the head.
I’m not surprised he never served. He’s playing solitaire with a deck of 41.
That’s a deck of 51, and he spends his time countin’ flowers on the wall.
And watching Captain Kangaroo.
Don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do. Don’t tell me …
In his mama’s basement
I can tell who knows their classical music.
Statlers baybee!
I was makin’ ol’ TLD a little dumber than the song.
That would be “playin’ solitaire ’til dawn, with a——–“. (playin’ with himself)
He’s at least five cans shy of a sixpack.
Hmmm…Seems as though everyone has seen Pulp Fiction.
The only threat that doughboy is capable of is to the all you can eat buffet at Golden Corral.
I think he’s a former elephant seal. The things he could do to a polar bear….
https://youtu.be/UA4sifQ3ymk
The dumbass runs deep with this one. To say he has ‘issues’ is an understatement.
Mongo is just pawn in game of life
This is Mongo’s dumb brother.
Mongo is the smart one.
Aw, Mongo Straight!
Just kill it with fire. Problem solved; problem staying solved.
This dude doesn’t have issue, he has libraries.
He still looks like a bag of boiled dogshit as well.
Like two pounds of dog shit in a one pound can after being strained through a tin funnel….
I’ll bet he bowls with that head.
I bet he drinks out of a toilet bowl with that head
I’m sure he drinks out of many a rest area toilet after he sniffs the seat when he’s not blowing winos behind bus stops.
Elephant seal.
If brains were gasoline he wouldn’t have even enough to make a pissant’s moped go one lap around a Cheerio.
Now that’s a god one!!!
Meant to say good one!
API, luckily my coffee guzzler was clear when I read that one. Literal LOL now my office mates think I’ve been sneaking booze!
Now this just pisses me off. Why doesn’t he want to be a phony Marine? I’m sick of all these phony SEALs. We have the best uniform. I guess that ain’t enough to attract em any more. Oh well.
And the USMC has the best crayons and glue. Why would anyone wish phonies on their particular branch of the service, regardless of how cool they think their uniforms are?
I dunno. I was superbly entertained by the first phony Corpsman I read about. Pride of place maybe? The whole “women want them and men want to be them” shtick?
BREAKING NEWS:
While in custody, the subject extracated a leftover chicken bone from his goatee’ and stabbed his cell mate in the eyeball just to get a balongna and chunky peanut butter sammich.
😀
To quote Jonn: “The Navy never heard of him. Not surprising, but there it is.”
That is because he was so secret that even the Navy could not know who he was.
Or he is a lying POS.
Dumb ass.
The Chief has spoken!
Not even smart enough to think people like us wouldn’t figger his dumb ass out with one look…
These libidiots are just getting dumber and dumber and dumber…
Fake SEAL; legitimate Liberal lunatic.
Afraid Facts mixed up. He holds the guiness world record for eating an entire SEAL Platoon by himself in 24 hours.
Wasn’t this the fucker that had Princess Leia in a slave outfit? Thought she strangled his ass.
With his tits he’s going to get a lot of attention from the fellas while being pimped out in prison.
(Making someone commissary rich)
Nailed it.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/07/article-2519773-19E6355200000578-175_634x453.jpg
Well, he looks like a SEAL. A Harbor seal…..