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Travis Luke Dominguez is not a Navy SEAL

This fellow in Utah, Travis Luke Dominguez, was indicted for 11 counts of making internet threats to a number of people, including President Trump, according to CNN;

“I’m a Navy SEAL,” the indictment quoted Dominguez, 33, as saying. “I woke up and decided going to kill the president Donald Trump today. Please forgive me and then I will die by suicide by cop.”
The indictment went on to quote Dominguez as saying, “I’m going to kill the sexist racist homophobic President Trump today. Nothing you can do to save President Trump nor stop me pigs.”

CNN has no confirmation of Dominguez’s claim that he is a SEAL.

Yeah, well, we know that he doesn’t appear in the database of folks who’ve completed SEAL training. The boy just ain’t right. He’s looking at a maximum of 100 years in prison for his threats to local police, movie theater employees, a bank, and other businesses.

He looks like he could only be a threat to a bag of donuts.

61 thoughts on “Travis Luke Dominguez is not a Navy SEAL

  1. He should have said “when I woke up this Morning” Hold it, the Bop-chords sang that.

      1. Hey, thanks for that! Had always enjoyed the close harmony of that tune but never quite understood the words. Not that it mattered…

  2. Maybe Travis Luke Dominguez and David Dwight Adams can perform an air-tight seal on each other’s assholes…

    1. And why not Private Pyle? Because you are a disgusting fat body Pyle!!!
      LMAO. DIs when I was at Parris Island called them food blisters!! I still crack up at that one!!!

      1. I’m Army and I still remember seeing Drill Sergeants prowling the chow hall during mealtime taking food off of the fat boy’s trays and putting on the skinny kid’s trays telling them to eat up!

  3. That boy just ain’t right in the head.

    But, he’d make an excellent target himself, as big as he is.

    Seriously, that boy needs some professional help, he’s nuttier than squirrel poo.

      1. I’VE HEARD RUMOR that Travis Luke Dominguez has some incriminating info on HRC and is scheduled to testify soon.

  4. Did anyone anywhere on Earth believe that this neckbearded fatass could be a SEAL?

      1. He’s SO FAT his farts are measured on the Richter scale.

        He’s SO FAT he had people running behind him yelling “TAXI!” the last time he wore a yellow rain suit.

  5. Can CNN confirm he’s a regular viewer of their programming? Cause those are all the CNN anti-Trump talking points.

  6. So, here we are on 4JAN and we have two (count ’em!) phony Navy SEALs, and one left-over phony SF from last year.

    So, in the race for the most posers in the TAH SV race, the SEALS are out of the gate and down the track before the Rangers, SFs, Navy Divers, SeaBees, and Clerks even make it to the starting line.

    Gonna be an interesting race, folks!

  7. Whaaa??????? I seriously thought this dude was legit 😉

    He looks like a Registered Sex Offender version of Homer Simpson

  8. You guys are so dumb!

    What he meant to say was, “hi there I am Shrek’s lesser known and more stupid cousin”.

    1. Travis Dominguez’ booking info:
      Mugshots.com ID: 163004477
      Sex: M
      Age: 33
      Height: 5′ 11″ (1.80 m)
      Weight: 360 lb (163 kg)
      Race: WHITE
      Hair Color: BROWN
      Eye Color: BROWN
      Citizen: UNITED STATES
      COB: Utah
      Booking Number: 18000033
      SOID: 270940
      INS: N/A
      Location: MAIN
      Housing Section: 03
      Housing Block: C
      Cell Assigned: 20
      Bed: B
      Booking Date: 1/01/2018
      Release Date: N/A
      County: SALT LAKE
      Names / Aliases: N/A
      Detainers: N/A
      Bond Amount:
      Case # Amount Status Posted By Post Date
      $100,000.00 Open 01/01/2018
      Yes, you read that correctly, 5-11 and 360 pounds. This turd coudln’t lift a weapon high enough to sight anything, I’d bet he has to have help to buckle his belt, that they took from him when he was booked.

      1. Can he even barely lift a half dozen day-old jelly doughnuts to his mouth to guzzle them?

        1. He’d just leave them on the table, bend down and guzzle them. He’d have to have help getting up. Figure at least 5 inmates to get his fat ass upright,

  9. Wow! It is Two-fer Thursday for fake SEALs. And we are only four days into the new year. SEAL fakers will undoubtedly rule in this year’s poser playoffs. Go Navy!

  10. He looks more like a Dognut Killing Whale to me…killing any and all dognuts within smelling range!!

  11. May he choke like hell on the first dick he’s forced to suck in jail and then burst into flames the next time he takes a shit afterward.

  12. Where were all these guys when a UDT Rep came aboard the OKIE 3’S Hanger bay in 1964 and mentioned that the Navy started a Sea Air Land Unit (Seal) and asked if anyone would be interested in joining and also laid out what kind of Sailors they were looking for.

  13. Looks like an ass hamster to me. Phony Seal, he wouldn’t even make it as shit burner. He needs a beat’n.

  14. He looks like the guy in high school that ate lunch alone outside the wood shop CAPT Bones USN (ret)

    1. Nope. By my count, in the phony race we have:
      Navy SEAL – 2
      Army – 1 (claimed Captain)
      Marine – 1

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