“Toby Miles”, You Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do

In fact, it looks like “Toby Miles” could well be in big trouble.

What, you don’t recognize the name?  Well, don’t feel bad.  That’s by design.

That was the name used for the third email account Lois Lerner used to conduct “official business” while executing her politically-driven hatchet work at the IRS.  The IRS apparently “just realized that” while responding judge’s order to turn documents related to Lerner over to Judicial Watch .

The Washington Times has a good article on this bit of new news.  It’s IMO worth a read.

Comments

40 responses to ““Toby Miles”, You Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do”

  1. Isnala

    Great, yet more fodder for the students in my “Cyber Crime and Forensics” class next term…

  2. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    Lois … oh Lois … you have some splainin’ to do!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ43__Aul3o

    1. gas tank

      Did the lawn dart show up?

      1. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

        I can neither confirm or deny that an ass hat has and will continue his journey of certain defeat.

        However, I can confirm (through a network of highly klasserfried sources and a secret organization bent on influencing the outcomes of legitimate courts) documents were exchanged “in person” in LA on 24 AUG 2015 between a certain member of the Bar (inactive) and certain CA Bar Court officials and or representatives. It is all on the web site!

        Not revealing my cards and or location (which could have been within 15 feet of him today … and he would have never known it), all I can do is wait for due process top run the course.

        That is all!

        1. HMCS (FMF) ret

          And everytime he submits something to the State Bar, they hand him his ass back!

          It’s coming, Danny-boi!

          That sound you hear is the Pain Train rollin’ down the tracks!

          The bar is tires of you and your crap… they will disbar you for LIFE!

          I also suspect that criminal charges are waiting for you… and your wife!

          You can’t stop it now… you could have when this started oh, so long ago, but it’s too late now.

          “STAND BY FOR HEAVY SEAS!!!”

        2. Ex-PH2

          Best of luck on that, Master Chief. But it isn’t luck, is it? Nope, it’s prep time – lots of prep time.

  3. Martinjmpr

    “Toby Miles” is a massive fail for a fake email name. C’mon, Lois, you can do better!

    “Hugh Jass”, “Dick Hertz”, “Richard Breath” and “Mike Hunt” would have been an improvement and would also make for great snickers in the press room when this story was published. 😀

    1. Hondo

      In her case, how about “Lib Pol Ho”?

    2. A Proud Infidel®™

      How ’bout “Flo P. Boobs”?

    3. Eric

      She could’ve gotten all fancy like:

      I.P. Freely

      P.I. Staker

      1. CC Senor

        seeing as it’s the IRS it should’ve been I.P. Nichols.

    4. Haywire Angel

      There is the classic “Ben Dover”.

    5. Veritas Omnia Vincit

      I always liked Ricardo Cabesa….has a nice tonal quality…

    6. UpNorth

      There’s always Dick Gozinya.

    7. OldManchu

      How about:

      “Fucking tyrannical cunt!”

      Oh wait that’s right. She was trying to conceal her identity not reveal it. My bad.

  4. Skippy

    She Should Have Used D. Fangs…. LMFAO ! ! ! !

    1. ChipNASA

      I Guess “DEEZE NUTS” was already taken.
      😀

      1. Skippy

        That’s even better 🙂 babababa LMAO !!!!!

  5. B Woodman

    And yet, what will happen to her? (chirp. . . chirp. . . chirp. .. ) Yep, thought so.

  6. Crawfish

    How about Frank E. Mail?

  7. Bubblehead Ray

    How about Hugh G Rection? cause she’s screwed now.

  8. Jarhead

    Wonder why she didn’t use the name JoDee? That way we’d all have known that an evil damned black widow was on the loose. The eyes are dead, as in “Nobody’s home”, and a face only a _____ (Can’t think of such a despicable description) could love. To think she was so well-endorsed by the Obammy crowd. Looking forward to see what the same endorsement of Biden will accomplish.

  9. 2/17 Air Cav

    She can borrow H. Wideload Clinton’s defense:

    ‘I’m just a dumb broad. Seriously. You folks have heard of the Rose Law firm, right? No? Well, how about all of the sexual assault charges leveled against my husband? No, not just the intern. ALL of them, from the time he was governor right through his presidency. I didn’t say anything about that ‘cause I was dumb. If you need further proof, remember Benghazi? I had no clue what was happening–and, get this–I was in charge! All I know is that there was a few dead guys and that it wasn’t my fault. And computers? Pa-lease. I thought a server was a waiter or waitress so when I was asked by someone (I can’t remember who) whether I wanted one in my house, I said “Sure.” I don’t use email much. I have people who do that for me. In fact, I’m still working on that double click thingy. God am I dumb!’

  10. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    She could have gone ethnic with her email fake name:

    Won Dum Fuk

    1. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      I am still cracking myself up over this comment!

  11. Ex-PH2

    Why are any of you surprised by this?

  12. OAE CPO USN Ret

    Gee, I wonder if the head of the IRS got that idea from another high powered woman in DC *cough*secretaryofstateclinton*cough*

    1. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      Sushi!

  13. Herbert J Messkit

    Yes there is corruption in the IRS. One piece of the story that has been rarely mentioned is that a group of democratic lawmakers (Shumer, Dingle, and others) wrote letters to the IRS urging them to Investigate and harass conservative political groups, a blatant abuse of power. I don’t care if the flunky go to jail or not, I want the IRS obliterated and replaced with a less intrusive tax system, and the politicians who a used their power called out.

    1. UpNorth

      The Gang of 7, who sent the letters were Sens. Schumer, Bennet, Whitehouse, Merkley, Udall, Shaheen and Franken. Karl Levin was involved in putting pressure on the IRS, too, going so far as to point out how to target groups that Levin didn’t like.

      1. Herbert J Messkit

        I seem to remember that jack ass Durbin being involved too, maybe an additional letter

  14. 68W58

    For some reason I have this mental image of Lerner tied with her arms up and an overseer standing behind her with a whip.

    “What’s your name?”

    “My name is Lois Lerner.”

    CRACK!!!

    “Your name is Toby!”

    No?

    Tough room.

    1. Brown Neck Gaitor

      Toby was/is the name of her dog with Miles being her husband’s last name. Maybe be kept running away?

      Racist!

    2. CAARNG 68W

      Jesus, LOL!

  15. Hack Stone

    I guess Elaine Ricci was already taken.

  16. Devtun

    I sense a pardon coming for Lois (or Toby) in late 2016. Too bad she’s in a deep financial hole w/ all them expensive lawyers…a smidgen of karma.

    1. Skippy

      Sad it is, but you are right on the money. and I’m willing to bet many others will be pardons also

  17. Bill R.

    This is just another made up nonscandal by the right wingers! I saw it on TV. Yeah, I guess I better put my sarc tag on this.

  18. Daisy Cutter

    “Toby” is the name of Lerner’s dog. “Miles” is the name of her husband. (1+1)/2 = 1

  19. Ex-PH2

    I’m waiting for the tell-all ‘he made me do it’ books to show up on Amazon’s and B&N’s sites. All those fingers will be pointing at bodaprez and the wizzer behind the curtain, but as you know, golf is far more important than doing your job. Isn’t it?