Someone sent us their work on this Thomas Magnum Reister fellow. He also goes by the name Thomas Riester. He’s in San Antonio, Texas, and he somehow convinced Service Dog Express to give him a service dog named “Connor”. This post used to quote from an article that the dog people wrote in which they claimed that Reister suffered “unimaginable things that only other Wounded Warriors could comprehend”. When we highlighted that, the dog people decided that they’d take the blame for it and they said that Thomas hadn’t told them that he was a combat veteran, that they made it up for their organization. OK.
But they haven’t been able to explain how he wears this fugly Desert Storm Veteran cap everywhere, you know, seein’s how he’s not a veteran of Desert Storm;
He’s been homeless at times since he left the Navy and he blames PTSD for his bad behavior, but I don’t know how much PTSD he has or which “unimaginable things that only other Wounded Warriors could comprehend” he’s seen. He spent three years in the US Navy from 1985 to 1988 (he left the service more than two years before Desert Storm) and another nine years in the Navy Reserves. He has no awards for any deployments to combat;
The way I understand it, he does have some disabilities in regards to his legs and knees and he’s being treated by the VA, but those are not service-connected injuries.
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Thomas Reister – *PTUI*
WELL WELL WELL LOOKS LIKE MY OLD FREIND TOMMYS PICTCHER AND STORY IS OFF UR DUMB INTERNET SITE ;FOR LOOSERS. HAH HAH HAH WHO GOT THE LAST LAUGH LOOKS LIKE OLD THOMAS REISTER WAR HERO VIETNAM DESERT STORM MEDAL OF HONOR WINNER WAR HERO VETEREN. U ASS WHOLES PICKED THE WRONG MAN TO MESS WITH AND TELL LIES!!!!
Hey DAVE, good to see you back posting for your butt buddy, THOMAS REISTER. How did THOMAS REISTER earn that warfare badge he wears on his hat? Does THOMAS REISTER SUCK COCKS WILLINGLY?
BTW, keep on sucking those cocks willingly, DAVE!
U SHURE LIKE TALKING ABOUT GAY STUFF I WONDER R U THE ONE WHO IS REALLY GAY AND DOES THAT STUFF CAUSE U KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT IT? I BET U WERE ONE OFTHE DONT ASK DONT TELL HOMO GAYS THAT CRIED TO PRESEDENT OBAMA I BET HE IS UR HERO…HAH HAH JUST ANOTHER WORTHLESS ASSWHOLE IN HIS MOMS BASEMENT GROW UP LOOSER!
YAH DAVE HES A QUEER AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT WHAT BUTT LOVER LOOSER HE IS!!
Actually, people here see you as the queer. Let’s face it, all you need to do is to get an eyepatch and put it on, a black one, and go around convincing people that you’re a pirate. A butt pirate that is. People here will believe you better. The shit that you’re spewing here, all over the place, has to come from somewhere. 🙄
Hey, “DAVE”… THOMAS REISTER isn’t no war hero, bitch… that’s unless you like playing “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior” with each other!
Bet both of you like Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup between felching sessions?
Keep on doing the “dutch rudder” with each other… you two seem to be naturals at it.
Thomas Reister U SHURE LIKE TALKING ABOUT GAY STUFF
Because you look and act like a girly man. You give the impression that you are not even a fraction of the man you think you are. The people here are bitch smacking you as if you were a sissy boy.
Thomas Reister I WONDER R U THE ONE WHO IS REALLY GAY AND DOES THAT STUFF CAUSE U KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT IT?
You would wonder about stuff like that, wouldn’t you? Multiple people here have the impression that you are gay. Your arguments are gay, and what you say about yourself is gay. You probably wish that people here would visit your gloryhole station at Tallywackers while you’re on shift there.
Thomas Reister I BET U WERE ONE OFTHE DONT ASK DONT TELL HOMO GAYS
You wish that, don’t you? You probably have fantasies of him visiting you at your gloryhole stall so that you could have money to spend at an Internet café to spew your nonsense.
Thomas Reister THAT CRIED TO PRESEDENT OBAMA I BET HE IS UR HERO…
Word has it that you’re the one that goes crying. You’re the one that goes crying about doing harm to yourself if certain things do not go your way. Judging by what has been said about you, you’re typical of the Obama supporter.
Thomas ReisterHAH HAH JUST ANOTHER WORTHLESS ASSWHOLE IN HIS MOMS BASEMENT GROW UP LOOSER!
Again, you’re the one that has been unable to hold down a job and who has consistently ended up on the streets as a homeless person. You could call us “worthless” all you want, we know the real worthless person is. It’s you. Unlike you, we’ve been productive for organizations that we are a part of. We provide a value to society. You’re nothing but a leech.
HMCS…….”Warfare Badge” it was a honest mistake! He thought it was a Welfare Badge! He’s so proud!
I’d like to take that Vietnam Veteran hat he wears and shove it up his ass!
Yup… looks like he’s got the welfare ladles out to get him some of that welfare for having fractured taint syndrome.
THOMAS REISTER SUCKS COCK WILLINGLY!
U LIKE TO TRY IT ASS WHOLE ID KICK UR A** SO HARD U CAN TASTE UR OWN SH*T. IF U FOUND TOMMY HED WHUP UR ASS AROUND THE BLOCK.
Tommy-Boy……..kind of like the fight you were backing away from and fucked up your leg. Is that the kind of tough guy fighting your talking about!
Oh, Tommie-boi, you are such an illiterate twit! Everyone knows that ‘ASSHOLE’ is one word, NOT TWO, DUMB ASS!
Nor is it spelled “ASSWHOLE”. With Tom Reister and his imaginary service buddy Dave should design web content for a “proud woman owned” software vendor formerly located on Wilson Lane in Bethesda MD.
How many cocks did you suck to earn more internet time Tom?
HE PROBLY LET UR MOM SUCK HIS SO HE COULD USE HER COMPUTER ASS WHOLE. U GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF COWARDS THAT HIDE ON THE INTERNETBUT IT BET IF U SAW TOMMY IN REAL LIFE U RUN LIKE SCARED LITTLE WIMPS BACK 2 UR SKANKY MOMS BASMENT!
That didn’t answer my question.
He never answers.questions….
Thomas Reister: HE PROBLY LET UR MOM SUCK HIS SO HE COULD USE HER COMPUTER ASS WHOLE.
I’m sorry, but the mothers of the posters on this website only want men, real men. You wouldn’t have enough money to pay them to suck yours, if they could find it. Also, you’d prefer to do the sucking, especially when you are working or shifts at the gloryhole at Tallywackers.
Thomas Reister: U GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF COWARDS THAT HIDE ON THE INTERNET
Unlike you, many of us combat deployed. Many of us served more than three years of active duty. The only coward in this equation is you. You like to claim that you are a war veteran, yet you have not served in war.
You only did three years of active duty, instead of reenlisting, because you are too much of a coward to doing what you needed to do to be a real man. Unlike others who did three years and moved on, you moved on for fear. The others, that left after three years, were sure of who they were and were ready to succeed. You, on the other hand, were ready to fail. And, fail consistently you did, failing throughout your whole life.
You are not a hero, but a zero. You are a failure. People in your family mention your name as an example of what not to do when correcting errant youngsters.
Thomas Reister: BUT IT BET IF U SAW TOMMY IN REAL LIFE U RUN LIKE SCARED LITTLE WIMPS BACK 2 UR SKANKY MOMS BASMENT!
No, if we were to see you in real life, we’d watch you out of morbid curiosity. We would look at what we could’ve became had we refused to listen to our parents, teachers, and others, and had we refused to mature professionally and as adults. There would be no fear in us. Instead, there would be laughter, as we will be laughing at you screaming like a sissy boy while flapping and flailing your arms around in panic.
Tommy boy…….when kick my ass, which leg do you pan on using ? The good one or the one with the brace on it from falling out of a dumpster?
Again, look at the photos of you at the top of the page. Your a OLD one legged dumpster diver, who lives of of others.
I don’t think your in any kind of condition to kick anyone’s ass. I think the best you can do is con and live off of women!
By the way how much more time do you have on the computer, before the shelter shuts down for the night!
Actually, here’s what would happen. You’d see him approaching you with an angry look on his face. You, realizing that you’re about to get an ass whopping, would start screaming like a sissy boy. You try to get away from him while still screaming like a sissy boy. Once he catches up to you experience two hits, him hitting you and you hitting the ground. Then comes the part where he rips that hat off your head and shoves it up your ass. At that point, you start enjoying yourself and beg him to repeat that part. You’re all talk and no action.
You are a candy ass no good son of a bitch if you can’t identify yourself by your correct name and tell us and the world that you Thomas Reister earned the Medal of Honor. Just one time admit that claim in your own mane and a lot of this typing nonsense will end. At that point we will take you as a serious person. So show us your balls, if you have ’em.
TOMMY ISNT ON HERE DUMB SH*T HE DONT USE THE COMPUTER LIKE U LOOSERS WHY DONT U QUIT WAISTING UR TIME IN MOMS BASEMENT TRYINGTO BRING DOWN A REAL HEROTO UR LOW LEVEL SCUM LIKE U! HAH HAH SUCH A BUNCH OFJELUS LOOSERS IN HERE FAKE HEROS U ARE ALL THE STOLEN VALOR THEIFS.
Wrong again Dave(Thomas)…Thomas is addicted to the computer. Be it via phone or actual PC. Just keep it up Thomas. You entertain us well
Yet you use the interwebz, so are you a loser too?
You say, “Tommy isnt (sic) here”. So now we are up to “Dave’s not here”, “Tommy’s not here”….are Dick and Harry still here?
Better yet, you tell me to, “QUIT WAISTING (will you EVER listen to es-OS2’s suggestion to enter a spelling bee?) UR TIME IN MOMS BASEMENT”. What the hell? I thought you said your mother was dead. Yep, GEENUSS, the HOLE T A H crowd iz all a bunch of JELUS LOOSERS. You know, dikwad, you make stewpid peeple sownd intelligant. Befor uou entar iny spelling beee, prepar to flunk whin thay ast you how too spell 911.
Rite agin…the T A H crowd HEROS (aint that be a sanwish?) all bee THIEFS.
BTW, your I Q test the other day came back negative.
Dave: Is it true you are a copy editor for the NYT?
Thomas Reister: TOMMY ISNT ON HERE… PREEEECIOUUUUUS!
That’s a straight up lie, again, this comment proves that you have no problems lying. You’re on here constantly, because you have a need for control and because you are narcissistic. We control every cubic inch of your empty noggin, and we enjoy the results of that via your rants on this thread.
Thomas Reister: DUMB SH*T
Says the guy who posts as if he only has one brain cell and that it’s trying to take him over.
Thomas Reister: HE DONT USE THE COMPUTER… PRECIOUS! STAY IN TOMMY’S POCKET!
Lying comes so natural to you that you would even lie to yourself and expect us to believe it. We know you use the computer, you can’t help but come over here to receive an additional ass kicking.
Thomas Reister: LIKE U LOOSERS
Again, we know who the loser is. In fact, if we were to take a vote as to who the loser is, you would get the most votes as the loser. Again, you’re the one that is repeatedly homeless, who can’t hold a job, you can even maintain a career or a marriage.
Thomas Reister: WHY DONT U QUIT WAISTING UR TIME
Nope, we are not wasting our time. Anytime we spend destroying your arguments, and destroying your phony persona, is time well spent. You need to quit wasting your time doing the very things that caused you to fail in life, and start doing things the others around you have told her to do. Not only have you wasted your time here, you have wasted your whole life.
Thomas Reister: IN MOMS BASEMENT
You need to focus on not wasting your time with your head up your ass then on what other people are doing. We are going to hammer you here whether you like it or not.
Thomas Reister: TRYINGTO BRING DOWN A REAL HEROTO UR LOW LEVEL SCUM LIKE U! HAH HAH PREEEEECIIIOOUUUUSSSS!
Actually, you brought yourself down before you came to our attention. Again, you are not a hero, you are a zero. Your description of us is your attempt to bring us down to your level. You need binoculars to look up to where we are at relative to you. You are lower than scum beneath our shoes.
Thomas Reister: SUCH A BUNCH OFJELUS LOOSERS IN HERE
Nope, none of us are jealous over you. What is there to be jealous of when we look at you and see a life full of failures? Why would we want to be jealous of someone that could not maintain a career? Why would we be jealous of somebody that falsely claims to be a war hero but who has never combat deployed? Why would we be jealous of somebody that consistently exercises poor judgments in a way that causes him to consistently be thrown out in the streets? Why would we be jealous of someone who’s family and friends have given up on helping him because he refuses to help himself? The cold hard reality is that you are the loser. You are too narcissistic to see it.
Thomas Reister: FAKE HEROS U ARE ALL THE STOLEN VALOR THEIFS.
The reason that you are posted above, as the thread subject, is because you are a fake war hero who is stealing valor. The reality is that you are a big fat zero. Your attitude here demonstrates why you’re a failure in life.
Wrong again Thomas… The story and the pictures are all still there so who looks like the idiot now? If you would only sit back and realize how uneducated you look and sound. There are somethings you just don’t win by lying. You use the same devise at the same location at the same time for Tom, Dave, and Rick. Oh that’s right..all your emails and messages are from the same devise. It would be better for all involved if you would just own up in your own name.
JUST ADMIT IT U MISS HIM THATS WHY UR ON HERE TALKIN SO MUCH ABOUT HIM WHY DONT U GET OVER HIM AND FIND A NEW MAN BUT U WIL NEVER FIND A STRONG TOUGH MAN LIKE TOMMY WHO CAN LOVE U RIGHT TOO BAD U SHOULD NOTHAVE BEEN SUCH A NAG AND LIER.
For the love of God and all of humanity, enroll in a fucking remedial grammar class Tom.
Dave(Thomas) I’m guessing that is why you keep talking about him….cause it’s Rocks night to be in bed with Tommy boi….and you miss him..He only reminds me that I missed my afternoon shit. And if you feel that his broken body fills you, then more power to you…
YAH U WOULD SAY THAT STOP LIEING TO EVERYONE ON HERE U WERE A LIAR AND NOW U MISS TOMMY BUTGUESS WHAT I BET HE DONT WANT U BACK SO JUST MOVE ALONG
You do realize the more you say the stupider you look dude.
I bet even his kids don’t miss him.
Thomas Reister: YAH U WOULD SAY THAT STOP LIEING TO EVERYONE ON HERE U WERE A LIAR
There you go again, deflecting your own traits onto the person that you are addressing. How about you take your own advice and quit lying to everyone on here? Brt47 is telling the truth about you. You, on the other hand, are lying out of your ass about what you have done, about those surrounding you, and about those of us who post here.
Thomas Reister: AND NOW U MISS TOMMY
There is an excellent chance that Brt47 sees time with you as hell, and is glad that you guys are not together. Judging by your attitude on this thread, I wouldn’t be surprised if many of the people that you’ve met feel the same way.
Thomas Reister: BUTGUESS WHAT I BET HE DONT WANT U BACK
I’d say that you just provided Brt47 with good news, and that the feeling is mutual.
Thomas Reister: SO JUST MOVE ALONG
I have a better idea. You need to come clean and admit to the truth. Admit that you lied all these years, and that you have lied on this thread. Those of us arguing with you know that you are lying through your teeth. Then, after you have admitted to wronging the people that know you here, and after you have apologized to the veteran community for your stealing valor, you should just move along and be productive.
I can tell you first hand his kids don’t miss him because I am one of them.
Thomas Reister: JUST ADMIT IT U MISS HIM
No, we didn’t miss you. We just enjoy hammering you, and look forward to you coming back to make a fool out of yourself. Arguing with you here is like making the dog chase after its own tail.
Thomas Reister: THATS WHY UR ON HERE TALKIN SO MUCH ABOUT HIM
We’re on here talking so much about you in order to make you Google infamous for your phony claims regarding your military accomplishments. Let’s face it, you did mundane seamanship work while you were in the Navy. That, by itself, is something to be proud of. However, you coming here and lying about what you did, as well as lying to others about what you did, is
equivalent to you taking a dump on your own service. We are doing the best we can to expose your lies as much as possible so that people researching your name will get the truth about you.
Thomas Reister: WHY DONT U GET OVER HIM
You do realize that we get a kick out of your replies, do you? We enjoy knowing full well that we are causing you to get angry and to react the way you react. We are laughing at you. We will continue to keep hammering you, no matter how much you demand that we stop. Get used to it.
Thomas Reister: AND FIND A NEW MAN
You’re the only one coming back for seconds and thirds of ass whippings on the Internet, specifically on this website.
Thomas Reister: BUT U WIL NEVER FIND A STRONG TOUGH MAN LIKE TOMMY PREEEEECIIIOOUUUUS!
I don’t know which Tommy you are talking about, but you are not talking about Thomas Reister. If Thomas Reister were a strong man, he would come here and admit to his lies, come clean. Then, he will do his best to live an honest life and to be a productive member of society. Had you been a strong man, you would have been strong enough to make the correct decisions and follow through with them. You didn’t. You caved into your desires to be childish.
Thomas Reister: WHO CAN LOVE U RIGHT
The look, on your dog’s face above, argues against this comic.
Thomas Reister: TOO BAD U SHOULD NOTHAVE BEEN SUCH A NAG AND LIER.
Go back in time and tell yourself that. You would not have been a colossal failure in life had you followed that advice.
OH WELL U JUST GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT HUH ASSWHOLE? HOW BOUT U JUST HAVE A GLASS OFSHUT THE HELL UP FOR ONCE IVE BEEN VISITNG THIS WEBSITE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW UR JUST A PU**Y BOY THAT AINTGOT THE BALLS TO SAY ANYTHING TO TOMMY ORME FACE SO GO TO HELL LOOSER.
Eh? Could you repeat that?
Tom, I encourage you to Google grammar, punctuation and spelling. Do you know what Google is?
Thomas Reister: OH WELL U JUST GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT HUH ASSWHOLE?
Yup, I have you all figured out. Based on your commentaries on this thread alone, I have your actual personality sized up. You’re like an open book, even without what was said about you on the posts opening up this thread, or on the commentaries by those who know you, I would’ve figured you out as somebody that nobody wants to be with, who doesn’t have the acumen to work with others. Your attitude has been the thorn on your side, you have been your worst enemy throughout your life. No matter what you thought you did to succeed, you served as your own obstacle.
Thomas Reister: HOW BOUT U JUST HAVE A GLASS OFSHUT THE HELL UP FOR ONCE
The truth hurts, doesn’t it? You know that the things that I’m saying, about you, are truthful, and that I have accurately identified who you are as a person, and who you are inside. You don’t like it, and you would rather I just be quiet and not continue to force you to see you as you are while I destroy the person you think you are but you aren’t.
Nope, not happening. I enjoy destroying your arguments, and expose you for who you are. You’re too stupid to realize that the more frequently you reply to us, the more you end up getting your name exposed on the Internet for future Google searches. So go ahead, continue to be driven by your narcissism, need for control, and your emotions. Continue to pull the terrible two tantrums that you have been pulling. We enjoy watching you destroy yourself, and we enjoy destroying your arguments in a way that we know will cause you to come back and stomp your feet like a spoiled brat not getting his way.
Thomas Reister: IVE BEEN VISITNG THIS WEBSITE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW
Nope, not talking based on analytical knowledge on those people who are destroying you here. You’re speaking from pure emotion. Your statements, against the others and me here, amount to you trying to “fight back”, just as you have fought back against those who have attempted to set you on the straight path. You fought back against your parents’ attempts to raise you right. You fought back against the Navy’s attempt’s to grow you as a sailor. With every employment attempt you made, you fought back against your employer and co-employees’ attempts to make you a better and more effective team member. You have fought back against your Ex’s attempts to make you a better husband, father, and family man. Throughout this time, you reacted by attempting to through insults back thinking that you were telling it like it is about the people that were destroying your phony persona.
Thomas Reister: UR JUST A PU**Y BOY
Unlike you, I’d rather eat pussy, so you’re onto something. You, on the other hand, are a sissy dick boy who likes to suck dick. Your job working the gloryhole station at Tallywackers seems to be the only job that you enjoy doing, and the only job that you have been doing for a long time.
Thomas Reister: THAT AINTGOT THE BALLS TO SAY ANYTHING TO TOMMY ORME FACE
I guarantee you, if we were face-to-face, I’d tell you the same thing. Then, I’d laugh my butt off watching you react like a retard. Just how do you expect to inflict any kind of harm on me given the condition that you are described as being in? I run 6+ miles almost every morning prior to morning light.
I would literally run circles around you, with the strength and agility to dodge your attempts to assault. You would eventually, and quickly, get exhausted assaulting the air that you would collapse. A look at you, in the above picture, shows that you do not have the strength or endurance to do the ass whoppings you brag about being able to deliver to many of the posting members on this website.
That’s assuming that you would not do what I suspect you would do. The moment you see any one of us approaching you, you would screech like a sissy boy and run around with your arms flapping and flailing. You would attempt to run in the other direction. If you are too much of a coward to be a real family man, or to face up to the realities about you, you can’t expect to be able to stomach facing one of us in a face-to-face meeting.
Thomas Reister: SO GO TO HELL LOOSER.
A look at how you treated your Ex’s, and on how you have treated others that had to be around you, indicates that you’re the one that’s going to end up in hell. You are too narcissistic to see the pain that you have caused other people, your friends and family. In reality, your attitudes toward others is what has created hell on earth for you.
Medal of Honor?
Dave, I insist that you enroll in a remedial grammar class as soon as possible.
It’s a “special Medal of Honor”… he wears it with a golden ball sack cluster that he earned in seekrit skwirrl op “Queefing Anus”.
You need a clearance of “rabid wombat” to read the file about it…
OH, so I see you’re posting during your coffee break from your job as a Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) next door to The Blue Oyster. I’m sure you get your income “Under the Table” in more ways than one this you have no recordable income and you get to keep mooching from taxpayers by living in either Section 8 or Public Housing, RIGHT ??Thomas Reister?? aka “DAVE” or “TOM”?
YOU pathetic booger-eating pisspants piece of shit skid mark-sniffing thumbsucking bedwetting candyassed glittery gargoyle gonad-ogling pus-nutted no-load twinkle-toed wino-blowing dingleberry on an inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey’s posterior!
He loves it when they ask to “push his stool in”…
Thomas Reister: WELL WELL WELL
Sounds like a guy that thinks he’s winning, but who isn’t. This is just a testament to your control problem and to your narcissism.
Thomas Reister: LOOKS LIKE MY OLD FREIND TOMMYS PICTCHER AND STORY IS OFF
That doesn’t matter. The fact of the matter is that you have been thoroughly exposed, your phony persona that you’ve been parading around to support your lies, has been completely demolished here. We have the above documentation, the above statements from people that know you, as well as our thoroughly analyzing you and destroying you on this thread. You are simply showing that you are desperate in this argument.
Thomas Reister: UR DUMB INTERNET SITE ;FOR LOOSERS. HAH HAH HAH
You see, Thomas, this is an example of what I’m talking about where you are deflecting your own traits onto us. You call us dumb, but you are the one acting dumb here. You are the one that has acted dumb in real life and made one stupid decision in life after another. You might be too narcissistic to see the irony of this one statement of yours that I am addressing here.
Thomas Reister: WHO GOT THE LAST LAUGH
Well, it’s definitely not you. Part of the reason to why we keep coming back to hammer you is that we take pleasure in destroying the arguments of fakers and embellishers like you.
Thomas Reister: LOOKS LIKE OLD THOMAS REISTER WAR HERO VIETNAM DESERT STORM MEDAL OF HONOR WINNER WAR HERO VETEREN.
I’m sorry, but your listed time of service does not support your claims of being a Vietnam and Desert Storm veteran. In other words, your active duty time did not see you combat deploy. You did sail in the North American theater during the Gulf War, but that was well outside the combat theater and during your annual training. You cannot even identify yourself as a Gulf War era veteran. I don’t know of anybody that received the Medal of Honor from chipping paint or “manning the con” outside of the combat theater.
Thomas Reister: U ASS WHOLES
Again, I’d rather be called an ass “whole” then to be like you; you’re acting like an ass while making an ass out of yourself while smelling worse than ass as you spread shit like an ass all over this thread.
Thomas Reister: PICKED THE WRONG MAN TO MESS WITH
Wrong, we picked the right guy to hammer consistently.
Thomas Reister: AND TELL LIES!!!!
That’s all you have been doing on this thread, telling us lies about what you have done and about what others have done.
GOOD JOB EINSTINE UR A REAL GENIOUS U SHOULD BE A THERAPIST OR SOMETHING INSTEAD UR A GAY HOOKER THAT GETS PAY WITH CRACK ROCKS DOWN IN THE GETTO. REAL WASTE OF TALENT U SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO UR MOM OH WELL ILL TELL HER U SAID HI WHEN SHE COMES OVER TONIGHT.
English, motherfucker!!!!
Do you speak it????
No one can fake that kind of illiteracy. And unlock the CAPS key, you moron!
He’s only got about 20 minutes to do his “drive-by” posting before the Starbucks shuts off the wifi for the night.
THOMAS REISTER = STOLEN VALOR
Hey, folks, I ask again is there a chance we are being played? It is not possible for this group of people to be equally illiterate. It’s not possible to unintentionally misspell so many words or to have practically no grammar skills. Just saying …
He’s got 5 different personalities, well names. It’s the first case of multiple personality disorder that I’ve seen where all 5 personalities hasMD the same IQ of 0. Fascinating!
Reister/riester is just cloning himself over and over, Senior Chief.
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran
Wonder where he learned all that ghetto talk. Oh yeah, when he was homeless in the ghetto!Bahahahaha!
Thomas Reister: GOOD JOB EINSTINE UR A REAL GENIOUS
At least you recognize the superiority of the intelligence that you come across on this website. We aren’t “stupid” as you claim, but smarter than you.
Thomas Reister: U SHOULD BE A THERAPIST OR SOMETHING
Not only do you recognize when you’ve come face to face with someone superior to you, your comment shows that I destroyed you so hard that you’re starting to doubt your own drivel on this website.
You should’ve listened to your Ex’s when they tried to talk sense into you. 🙄 They’re superior to you, and they’ve destroyed your phony persona.
Thomas Reister: INSTEAD UR A GAY HOOKER THAT GETS PAY WITH CRACK ROCKS DOWN IN THE GETTO.
First: “When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser” — Socrates
Second, you didn’t even attempt to address the destruction that I levied against your comments on this thread. Instead, you resort to your usual, childish tantrums.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this is how you reacted to those, throughout your life, who tried to help you become better. You gave people in the Navy a hard time, thus your short career. You gave both your Ex’s a hard time when you were married to them, thus contributing to your short marriages to them. You gave those that you worked with a hard time, thus your inability to hold a job or have a decent career.
Nope, there’s no conspiracy to victimize you. No, your former bosses and former co-employees weren’t out to get you. They were simply reacting to your abrasive attitude as normal people would.
Third, just because you work the glory hole station at Tallywackers, smoking pole for pennies on the dollar, and one of them whacked you on the head while you smoked his pole, doesn’t mean that anybody destroying you here is that guy. You seem to react to someone here destroying you by calling them gay.
This tells us that whenever you resort to throwing the “you’re gay” commentaries, we got you to the core.
Fourth, I didn’t go through life making one piss poor judgement call after another like you. Thus, I was never homeless, and I never lived in the ghettos. Which one of these did you experience? That’s right, you’ve been homeless before.
Again, this isn’t society’s fault, and it isn’t the fault of those that “mistreated” you. How your life turned out is your fault. Your attitude on this thread explains volumes to why you’ve been a colossal failure in life.
Thomas Reister: REAL WASTE OF TALENT
Says the guy that couldn’t hold a job, couldn’t hold a career, couldn’t hold a marriage, and who demonstrates that he never had a real education. But, at least your clients that you service from your gloryhole station at Tallywackers enjoy the bare back blow job no quit no spit (BBBJNQNS) that you provide for them. The look on your face in one of the above photos screams “gay”.
Thomas Reister: U SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO UR MOM OH WELL ILL TELL HER U SAID HI WHEN SHE COMES OVER TONIGHT.
Before my mother died, in 1981, she told my brothers and me to go for our college degrees. I’m currently working on my doctorate degree. This adds to the sadistic pleasure I get in dismantling your arguments and comments here, it’s like beating the crap out of a retarded person.
Even when you attempt to throw an insult, you get it wrong. Your statement above is yet additional proof that you’re full of crap and that you lie naturally. But, you don’t care if you’re telling the truth or not, don’t you?
This is all about “control”. By throwing your tantrum and insults out, you end up having a false sense of victory. Again, if you’re wondering why you’ve been a loser and a failure in life, it’s not because you’re being singled out. It’s because of your attitude towards others.
If the people here are calling you to get an education, it’s because you type as if you’re possessed by a retarded ghost.
Thomas Reister isn’t a combat veteran, Thomas Reister isn’t a combat wounded veteran, Thomas Reister isn’t a Vietnam Veteran, and Thomas Riester isn’t a Gulf War Veteran. Google hit.
Hey “TOM”, YO MAMA should have swallowed that night she rolled Rufus behind the bowling alley to conceive you!
YOU should have been a blowjob and the best part of you ran down yo’ Mama’s leg and stained the pavement next to a dumpster.
Got it, but Thomas Reister has come here and claimed to be a Vietnam Veteran through one of his sock puppet posts.
Listen asshole, driving a garbage barge and never deploying to a combat zone during your pathetic time in the Navy, in no way equates to being a war hero.
In no way, is the book closed on you here at TAH, you miserable loser!
OH YAH WELL TOMMY REISTER WAR VETEREN WAR HERO DID MORE HARD WORK IN THENAVY THAN U EVER DID HES A HERO UR A ZERO GET A LIFE AND MOVEOUT OF UR MOM BASEMENT ALREADY U LOOSER!! HAH HAH HAH
YEP DAVE TOMMY WAS A REAL MAN NO ONE OFTHESE GUYS COULD TAKE HIM IN A FIST FIGHT IKNOW THAT FOR SURE HAD A BAD TIME ONCE WITH TOMMY MYSELF AND BOY DID HESHOW ME A WHUPPIN. 317 AIR CAV SOUNDS LIKE A ARMY BOY WHO GOT HIS BUTT WHUPED TO MANY TIMES TO WHAT A WIMP
Hey, THOMAS REISTER… we don’t need to know about your sexual habits. Man, if you and DAVE are into fisting each other, keep it to yourselves.
THOMAS REISTER SUCKS COCK WILLINGLY!
NOPE WRONG AGAIN THATS UR MOM THATLIKESTO SUCK WEHN U SEE HER TELL HER SHE STILL OWES ME 20$.
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded Veteran
She offered you $20.00 to do work around the yard, as she felt sorry for your unemployed ass. Instead of doing any work, you went right to sitting down and asking when it would be time for lunch. All you did was keep the spot you were sitting on warm, and nothing else. You didn’t do your part, she didn’t pay you the $20.00 you would’ve gotten had you done the work. Even when it comes to Criagslist gigs, you’re a colossal failure.
Yep tommy/Dave I’m a wimp! Now you take long hard look at that old man featured at the top that goes by the name of Tom. He’s wearing a bogus Vietnam hat. A fucked up leg. Who in the hell do you think your fooling! Maybe yourself. You are in no position to put a wupping on anybody!
Give it up, he’s a legend in his own mind.
Apparently he did all his work in the navy because if I remember correctly, his ex said he didn’t work the whole 5 yrs they were married.
HE DID WORK HE WORKED HIS A** OFF FOR HERE AND ALL HE GOT IN RETURN WAS DISRESPECT AND CHEATED ON AND LIES JUST LIKE THE LIES NOW SOME LEOPERDS DONT CHANGE THEIR STRIPES.
Leopards have stripes? When did this happen, why wasn’t I informed?
TOM must be suffering from anoxia from felitating penises all afternoon to get wifi access to post tonight. Next thing he’ll tell us is that he has gerbils coming out of his asshole…
That’s above your pay grade. You don’t have a need to know. Only Tom and his illiterate group have access to this information. Even I don’t know and man, that is surprising. Bwhaaa
Being played ???
OMG is all I got.
Thomas Reister: HE DID WORK HE WORKED HIS A** OFF FOR HERE
You think that you worked your ass off, but you didn’t. You did the minimum while at your place of employment, and gave your boss a hard time when he tried to get you to do your job better and more effectively. You gave your co-employees a hard time when they tried to get you to carry your weight on the job. Your boss noticed that, your co-workers noticed that, and your wife noticed that.
Thomas Reister: AND ALL HE GOT IN RETURN WAS DISRESPECT AND CHEATED ON AND LIES JUST LIKE THE LIES NOW
Actually, that was her returning disrespect to you that you consistently dished out to her. She treated you the way you treated her, and you didn’t like your own treatment style. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised that you’re the one that did the cheating, and not her. Also, when she tried to point out your failures, you insisted that she was lying. This is better for your narcissistic self, as your ego could not handle a description of yourself that was not, in your mind, flattering. You’re the one that is spreading disrespect and lies.
Thomas Reister: SOME LEOPERDS DONT CHANGE THEIR STRIPES.
You’re so clueless about things that even the simple facts escape you. Who is the loser now?
Your paperwork says you were in St.Louis so why are you in Texas? Oh that’s right your ex said you high tailed it out of Missouri at your first chance. I am sure you were running from a few good men. Think the words FIGHT and ass whooping are not in your vocab…Just RUN. Why don’t you go back to Missouri and quit mooching off of Texas tax payers. Go tell your lies in the Show Me state.
Thomas Reister is enjoying cocksucker dumpster duty at truck stops along I-20 way too much to return to Missouri.
U SHURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT SUCKING THINGS SOUNDDS LIKE APERSONAL PROBLEM U SHOULD GET HELP THATS NO WAY TO LIVE UR LIFE SUCKING D*** ALL DAY ASK UR MOM. HAH HAH
Tom, I will pay to enroll you in a remedial grammar class. Every one of your posts are painful to read.
Since ex-OS2 is being so generous, I’ll match him by paying for your expenses to enroll in the third grade at a local school. That is, IF you can pass the entrance test! Best you talk shit to them and tell them you are a war hero and should not be forced to take a spelling test, as it would be so unfair for a girlie boy your age.
EXOS2 IS A HIM? FOOLED ME I SWEAR HE WAS A LITTLE GIRL GIVING FAVORS DOWNON THE CORNER LIKE HIS MOM. STILL AINT GOT MY 20$ SHE OWES ME.
Hey Bozo..I remember the time you and YOUR mother sat together on the rod at the county fair dunking booth. She had one tooth and one retard. You had one brain cell and a dog named Shitforbrains. People disliked you so much they wouldn’t spend a quarter to dunk the two of you. When the night ended you had to go to the blood bank to get $ for McDonald’s food. You got the Happy and Stupid meal.
I thought it was $30. Can’t even keep them lies atraight.
The 20 was probably given to you as your allowance since it’s common knowledge you con and live off of women
Thomas Reister: EXOS2 IS A HIM?
Understand that you are addressing real men here, learn from us as you are not a real man. Even when compared to the women here, you’re nothing but a sissy boy.
Thomas Reister: FOOLED ME I SWEAR HE WAS A LITTLE GIRL GIVING FAVORS DOWNON THE CORNER
Yes, you were definitely fooled if you’re thinking that your working the gloryhole stations at Tallywackers was ex-OS2 “working” a corner.
Thomas Reister: LIKE HIS MOM.
Like his mom bitch smacking you silly while consistently calling you Willie as you screamed like a sissy boy as you flailed and flapped your arms.
Thomas Reister: STILL AINT GOT MY 20$ SHE OWES ME.
That’s because all you did was sit on the ground and wait for lunch, instead of doing the yard and garage work you promised to do in exchange for that $20.00. Again, even when it comes to Craigslist gigs, you’re a colossal failure.
Speaking of moms…Dave must need to call 1-800- Minnesota or 1-800- Illinois
Thomas Reister: U SHURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT SUCKING THINGS SOUNDDS LIKE APERSONAL PROBLEM
The only personal problem that I see is your inability to understand what you are reading. He is pointing out information that the rest of us tend to also lean towards, you sucking dick while working your gloryhole station at Tallywackers.
Thomas Reister: U SHOULD GET HELP THATS NO WAY TO LIVE UR LIFE SUCKING D*** ALL DAY
How about you do as you preach? You should get help for your narcissistic issues, control issues, emotional issues, and anger issues. I did also advise you to get help for your obsessive, excessive, desire to suck dick all day, but then you would lose your only ability to maintain a job.
Thomas Reister: ASK UR MOM. HAH HAH
His mother would probably tell him, laughing while doing so, about the time she bitch smacked you silly while repeatedly calling you Willie as you screamed continuously like a sissy boy while you flapped and flailed your arms.
He probably never paid child support on his kids so he wouldn’t go back cuz the state would get him.
CB – Cock Blower?
Thomas Reister: YEP DAVE TOMMY WAS A REAL MAN
Nope. This is just your narcissism speaking. You’re not a real man, but a loser. How does it feel that the mother of your children needs to turn to another man in order to be with a real man, and not with you? You failed colossally as a man. Even though she willingly allowed you the opportunity to spend time with your children, you failed as a father leading to one of them experiencing a misfortune. So now, your children have other people to look up to as they get older. Unlike you, they will succeed in life by learning from other people and avoiding the mistake you made of consistently making and carrying out one piss poor decision after another.
A real man would take care of his woman’s needs. A real man would be a father to his children. A real man would be a team player and put the interests of others above his own. A real man would attempt to stand on his own 2 feet and try to be a productive member of the family and of society. A real man would attempt to directly or indirectly, legally, provide for his family. A real man would put the interest the team, organization, about his own. You, Thomas Reister, have failed to be a real man, the having a life littered with one failure after another.
Thomas Reister: NO ONE OFTHESE GUYS COULD TAKE HIM IN A FIST FIGHT IKNOW THAT FOR SURE
You’re tough only on the Internet. You are what we call an Internet tough guy. What would happen, in reality, if one of us were to approach you? If you were to come face-to-face with one of us, you would screech and scream like a sissy boy while flailing and flapping your arms while doing the crazy. You would then run away from us while continuing to flail and flap your arms and continuing to scream like a sissy boy. That’s what you would do. You would not take any one of us in a fight. Compared to us, you’re nothing but a kindergartner.
You would not attempt to assault any of us either. I’ve found that the people that brag so much about being able to kick peoples’ assess happen to be the very people that are unable to do just that. You’re making that statement is your attempt at control. You can’t get us to stop talking about you, so you imply that you wish that you could physically force us to stop. Not happening, we will continue to hammer and destroy you. We will continue to force you to see yourself as you are and not as how you want to see yourself.
Thomas Reister: HAD A BAD TIME ONCE WITH TOMMY MYSELF AND BOY DID HESHOW ME A WHUPPIN. PREEEEESSSHHIIIIUUUUUUSSS!
I’m sorry, your beating your own dick as if it owed you money, because you can’t find any boyfriend that wanted to have anything to do with you, doesn’t count as your other personality giving you a “whoopen”. All your Internet tough guy talk doesn’t scare us.
Thomas Reister: 317 AIR CAV SOUNDS LIKE A ARMY BOY WHO GOT HIS BUTT WHUPED TO MANY TIMES TO WHAT A WIMP
Actually, it sounds like a guy who actually worked harder in the Army than you ever did in the Navy. Take the work that you did in the Navy, compared to the work that he did in the Army, and you would realize that you are nothing but an entry-level secretary compared to him. And no, you would not be able to take him on in a fight. Even if he were older and then you by a longshot, you’d end up walking out of a fight with him with your head shoved up your ass.
Kinda concerned that with all these different personalities popping up with this person….why would Texas allow him to carry a side arm? Since he is being so delusional I think Texas needs to take the 40 cal from his hip and put him in time out..
I doubt that he’s carrying legally. You need a current physical address (not a PO Box) to have a license to carry. Illegal to have one in homeless shelters too.
Not that laws mean anything to anyone, but Texas isn’t “allowing” him have a gun. He’s doing this all on his own if he indeed has one.
Tommy-Boy……….you pathetic mooch! Picture this when you suck your last air on this planet. You’ll be most likely found DRT in a dumpster. You’ll be cremated and sit on a dusty shelf at the local morgue. No gives a shit now about you now, and no one will give a shit when you die! You miserable phony!
DONT THINK SO LOOSER. TOMMY WELL GET FULL MILITARY VETERNE HONORS WITH A 21 GUN SALUTE FOR HIS HEROIC CAREER UNLIKE U WHO WILL PROBLY DROWN DRINKING UR OWN PEE IN THE BATHTUB HAH HAH.
Hey, assclown…. mix in a spellcheck with your posts. I’ve seen preschoolers post better than you.
Tom/Dave for gods sake if you want to be known as a veteran, a good start would be learning how to spell it!
The more you post the more I think you went to school just too eat your lunch! Which by the way was probably donated by someone else since I’m sure you did not have the required fifty cents. It was probably a girl, since it’s common knowledge you’ve been living off women for years!
Thomas Reister is not a Combat Veteran
Thomas Reister: DONT THINK SO LOOSER.
Actually, given the fact that friends, family, and even elements of society have kicked you to the street, your life coming to a natural end could end up happening right next to a dumpster, a bush, or in another location that a homeless person finds himself in. The way you act on here suggests that.
Thomas Reister: TOMMY WELL GET FULL MILITARY VETERNE HONORS WITH A 21 GUN SALUTE FOR
That is doubtful. Continue to behave the way you are behaving, continue to burn bridges and piss people off, and you’d be lucky if those that find your lifeless body would simply “hum” TAPS, then say, “PISH PISH PISH” for the 21-gun salute, before reporting your body to the authorities. Then, I wouldn’t be surprised if your body ends up in a body farm as part of a study of what the body looks like at different stages of decomposition.
Thomas Reister: HIS HEROIC CAREER
You mean, your mundane time in the Navy, and your subsequent colossal failure of a life afterwards?
Thomas Reister: UNLIKE U
The chances of him getting buried with military honors are greater than yours.
Thomas Reister: WHO WILL PROBLY DROWN DRINKING UR OWN PEE IN THE BATHTUB HAH HAH.
Actually, to add to what 3/17 Air Cav said, your lifeless body would probably be found with come stains and vomitus in your mouth, piss in your britches, and feces in your pants.
Tommy, you should Google the requirements for a 21 gun salute, you will never, ever, ever, ever, meet that requirement.
Peat and repeat sitting on a fence…God I hope someone knocks him off that fence.
U WISH I BET TOMMY WOULD KNOCK THE SNOT RIGHT OUT OF U JUST LIKE THESE AOTHER LOOSERS GET A LIFE PU**Y BOY!! U TALK REAL TOUGH ON THEINTERNET BUT IN REAL LIFE ME OR TOMMY WILL WHUP UR A** AROUND THE BLOCK ONCE OR TWICE.
O. K. Dave, Tom, Tommy, Ric or whoever you are for the minute. I’m finally starting to believe you are not only a veteran, but a real tough guy.
Pleeze shair sum of yer kombat storees with us. Kan’t weight to here them. and while yer at it, pleeze tell us whut a badass you ar. Shirley yu muzt hav bin in a U F C match. Yu relly sownd scerry. PLeeze pleez dont come whar we liv. I be so scart of yu I crap in mi dePendses.
That does it. I’m scared. Oh I am just shaking in my boots. What ya gonna do, get your lawyer to send me a letter too?
You making threats again, Tommie-Boi, you STOOPID ASS?
I eat threats for breakfast. Sometime have them with hot tea at lunchtime. What else have you got, SPORT?
You have rapidly become a CRASHING BORE. Mostly CRASHING THOMASE REISTER, WHO IS NOT A VIETNAM IN-COUNTRY VET.
Hard work? Like taking a spelling class?
Come on, admit it…you were a Cat IV waiver, and even then you had to take the ASVAB at least, what, four times to get above a 9 AFQT?
And please, if you knew my NEC, you would never brag about hard work ever again.
Poof, begone.
Thomas Reister: OH YAH WELL TOMMY REISTER WAR VETEREN WAR HERO PREEECIIIOOOOUUSSS!
Wrong, Thomas Reister isn’t a war veteran and Thomas Reister isn’t a war hero. Thomas Reister is a colossal failure in life and is a great big loser.
Thomas Reister: DID MORE HARD WORK IN THENAVY THAN U EVER DID
Doing what? Manning the con? Manning Steering? Chipping paint? You may have done hard work on the ship, but that doesn’t mean that you worked harder than anybody else that has posted in response to you.
Reality, as evidenced by your track record in life, is that you didn’t work hard in the Navy. You did the minimum, sometimes less than the minimum, while fighting back against any attempt to help you out, or to help you become a better Sailor. You got out of the Navy and went on to become a bum. You left the Navy because you felt that people were unfair to you, and that they were unfairly targeting you for one form of incivility or another, didn’t you?
Thomas Reister: HES A HERO UR A ZERO
Correction, you’re the zero as evidenced by the fact that you’ve been a loser and a failure throughout your adult life.
Thomas Reister: GET A LIFE AND MOVEOUT OF UR MOM BASEMENT ALREADY U LOOSER!! HAH HAH HAH
Says the guy that bummed from women and who got kicked to the streets multiple times for failure to exercise proper judgement. Thomas Reister is not a war veteran. Thomas Reister is not a war hero. Thomas Reister is a loser and a zero for being a colossal failure in life.
ME IN PAIN HIM RENT ME OUT BEHIND TRUK STOP
Thomas Reister: OH YAH
That’s right, what he said is accurate. You driving a ship, while outside of the combat theater, does not make you a war hero. It makes you somebody that if your job in a peacetime setting.
Thomas Reister: WELL TOMMY REISTER WAR VETEREN WAR HERO
Again, your records above do not support your claims of being a war veteran. Since you do not have any indication of the point to a war zone, or receiving any awards normally associated with deployment to a combat theater, then logic dictates that you are not a war hero.
You do realize that even the very duties you performed, in a peacetime Navy in a peacetime environment, are things that a grateful nation we respect you for. Unfortunately, you dumped all over that and tarnished your own service with the claims of war service.
Thomas Reister: DID MORE HARD WORK IN THENAVY THAN U EVER DID
Having served in both, the Navy and in the Army, and looking at your records above, I know for fact that no, Thomas Reister DID NOT work harder in the Navy then 3/17 Air Cav did in the Army. As an operations specialist in the Navy, I observed the BM’s and Deck Seamen in action. As an infantryman in the Army, I have seen the benefits of cavalry units in the Army. I guarantee you that you DID NOT work harder, the facts indicate that it was 3/17 Air Cav that work harder the Army you ever did in the Navy.
Thomas Reister: HES A HERO UR A ZERO
False. Unlike you, he has been valuable to society. You? You’ve been a colossal failure, a zero in life.
Thomas Reister: GET A LIFE AND MOVEOUT OF UR MOM BASEMENT ALREADY U LOOSER!! HAH HAH HAH
Laughing at your own comments constantly is just as bad as a Facebook poster that likes his or her own posts constantly. Again, the reality is that we all know who doesn’t have a life, and who would rather live as a dependent despite being an adult. It’s not the people that you talk to, it’s you. You’re the one that leeches off of society and off of unsuspecting women.
He was a boatswains mate. WTF is with the Seabee Combat Warfare Specialist Insignia and Seabee pin on his hat? I’d love to see a copy of the orders for that one.
Honestly, this one rate right up there on the intelligence scale with the two from New Jersey.
Bosun’s Mates spend a LOT of time chipping paint off bulkheads, buffing inner decks, dusting for cobwebs in the overhead, never mind scrubbing the weather decks and other maintenance things that maintain the ship. They also tend to tell tall tales about things they might have done or wish they’d done, especially if they weren’t able to qualify for any school at all during testing in boot camp. So which boot camp was it? Ah, yes, I see it was Great Lakes! NAVSTAGLakes aka Great Mistakes. Yeah, it’s changed a lot since he had to do his own laundry and learn how to fasten his skivvies to a laundry line by tying them to it, instead of using a clothes dryer.
Only we WAVES had the clothes dryers.
Meantime, his undies were out there flapping in the wind for everyone to see.
Just a little background on what that place used to be like.
It’s changed somewhat.
So that’s where the laundry machines were … you ladies crooked them. I went through Orlando and we washed by hand and tied on the roof. We got smart very quickly, though. We wore the clothes as long as possible so as not to have to do laundry (yes, skivvies, too) and left the stuff hanging on the roof. Mrs. HMC was in Army (Anniston) and when I told her we hand washed and hung by hand on roof, she didn’t believe me. The Army ladies also had washers/dryers. I feel deprived.
By now some of us have reached the obvious conclusion that a burned out dryer has a higher I Q than this Reister clown.
??Thomas Reister?? is dimmer than a broken burned-out light bulb!
Not exactly the most mentally straining work, PH.
I remember being on the tender, seeing an EMFN with a foot long piece of 4-0 cable in his hand, threatening to shock a BM2 with it.
And the BM2 believed it to the point he was running away and screaming about it.
” WTF is with the Seabee Combat Warfare Specialist Insignia and Seabee pin on his hat?”
Could be that those were the only available at the pawn shop or Goodwill.
Gotta love someone that uses caps lock all the way through their posting. That’ll show’em!
No more comments from Tom/Dave? The computer must be locked down for the night at the shelter.
His “obamaphone” didn’t have enough minutes on it to keep on using it.
He ran out of his allotted minutes so he has been out sucking cock behind dumpsters to purchase more.
I was hoping that TOM/DAVE would tell us about THOMAS REISTER’s seekrit skwirrl missions (classification level – flaccid porcupine) during the Gulf War:
– Tickling Saddam’s taint in Tikrit
– Baghdad booty banging
– Basra butthole surfing
– The Ramadi rim job
—Persian Dumpster Rendezvous.
Thomas Reister, you are not a war hero, just a cocksucker.
IM DONE WITH U GIRL UR JUST A WIMP SALLY THATLIKES GIVING FAVORS NOT A HERO LIKE THOMAS REISTER WAR HERO VETEREN VIETNAM VET HERO THOMAS REISTER WAR HERO
THOMAS REISTER is a Vietnam vet? No fucking way!
Hey DAVE, why don’t you and TOM/THOMAS go down some T-bird, dutch rudder each other and “snuggle” in that empty freezer box – DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran.
Ya, right you went to Vietnam? What did you go as a door stop?
Normally when a vet says he went to Vietnam and didn’t I say would have been nice we could have used the manpower. In your case Thomas Reister, I say thanks but no thanks! Why you ask? One word
STUPID!
Apparently he can’t read any better than he can spell. Listen up bozo, the dd214 posted at the top of this page states clearly that you were never near vietnam, desert storm or any combat or conflict. So how do you get off continuing to claim that you were? You are a real price of work. You get an A for stupidity and an A+ for determination. But it’s been my experience that the wheel that squeeze the loudest gets the grease.
THAT AINT HIS JUST ANOTHER FAKE ANYONE CAN PUT UP A FAKE PAPER ON SOME WEBSITE TO DESTOY A GOOD MANS NAME JUSTLIKE THIS WEBSITE.
“Destroy a good man’s name.” I guess you’re safe aren’t you shithead….
If Fonda were not a lady she would tell tommy to go fu** himself but she’s a lady and she would never say something like that.
I TALKED TO TOMMY AND U SHOULD PROBLY STOP WITH THELIES CAUSE HE TALKED TO HIS LAWYER AND U CAN BE SUED SUED FOR ALL THIS JUST SOME FREINDLY ADVISE ID TAKE IT IF I WERE U.
AND THIS WEBSITE BETTER WATCH OUT I COPIED ALLTHE NAMES AND ALL THE LIES AND SLANDER ON HERE AND ITS ALL GOING TOTOMMY AND HIS LAWYER SO I SUGGEST U ALL JUST SHUT UP NOW BEFORE UR IN MORE TROUBLE THEN U R ALREADY. JUST FREINDLY ADVISE I WOUDNT IGNORE THISIF I WAS U.
DAVE, you stupid sack of Swamp Donkey fuck, do you have ANY CLUE AS TO how many times some slug snot-huffing shit-for-brains has said EXACTLY what you are, o dirty jock strap-sniffing Fuck Apple?
Correction, the information posted above, based on your actual military experience, are real and not made up. They are not faked, they are not forged to make you look bad. What you see posted above is your actual service. No combat deployment, no wartime service, just service in a peacetime Navy during peacetime. However, you served during the Cold War, so you are a Cold War veteran.
People here do not have time to forge documents just to make you look bad. They have better things to do. This is just you shifting blame and finding fault when none exist simply because you do not want to deal with the fact that factual, non-flattering information, is available on you. Again, you probably blame other people for being after you when all they did was try to help you or set you straight.
By continuing to pull this tactic, you deny yourself the opportunity to move forward. No, this is not an attempt to destroy a “good mans” name. This is an effort to expose a liar for the world to see. Hopefully, future people that you meet research your name and find this thread in order to spare themselves any further headache.
Thomas Reister: I TALKED TO TOMMY AND U SHOULD PROBLY STOP WITH THELIES CAUSE HE TALKED TO HIS LAWYER AND U CAN BE SUED SUED FOR ALL THIS JUST SOME FREINDLY ADVISE ID TAKE IT IF I WERE U.
I could tell, right off the bat, that you are lying. If you actually did talk to a lawyer, there’s a good chance that this lawyer would’ve advised you to cease and desist talking to us and let him or her communicate with us. In other words, as soon as you retained a lawyer, that lawyer would speak to whoever you have issues with on your behalf. That lawyer would also direct us to send all communications to you through him/her.
Either your lying and you did not retain a lawyer, or, you did retain one but you are disobeying him/her. This is your attempting to keep control over a situation you know you are losing control over. Unable to take us on, unable to silence us, you pull the lawyer card. You do realize that you aren’t the first one to threaten us with legal action, do you? It is like your phonies follow the same script. First insist that the information put out on you is false. When that doesn’t work, pull the sock puppet routine. When that doesn’t work, threaten legal action. Then, when that doesn’t work, threatened self-harm.
All of that is based on your need for control. If you cannot have your way, you attempt to threaten harm in one way or another. Also, you will not be able to win a lawsuit against us if what we are saying about you is true. Let’s face it, the lawsuit would be your attempt to set things the way they used to be for you, with your phony persona still standing. However, for your lawsuit to succeed, you would have to be right. The above documentation argues against that and would be the reason to why you would lose. The facts are on our side, not yours.
Thomas Reister: AND THIS WEBSITE BETTER WATCH OUT I COPIED ALLTHE NAMES AND ALL THE LIES AND SLANDER ON HERE AND ITS ALL GOING TOTOMMY AND HIS LAWYER SO I SUGGEST U ALL JUST SHUT UP NOW BEFORE UR IN MORE TROUBLE THEN U R ALREADY. JUST FREINDLY ADVISE I WOUDNT IGNORE THISIF I WAS U.
Let’s look at the facts. The above information, posted on you, are based on official documentation. Official documentation shows that you served in the Navy during peacetime. They do not support your claims of deployment during your work time to a war zone. They don’t even support an expeditionary deployment. They don’t support your claims of being on a ship that burned and killed everybody but you. You simply did routine peacetime operations during a period between hot wars.
You argue that you have wartime experience, which you don’t. Your lawsuit would have to argue that you do indeed have wartime experience. If you could prove that you are a war veteran, then you can move on to argue about lies and slander. Unfortunately for you, you are not what you claim to be. Therefore, the bulk of your defense in the courtroom would fall apart.
Again, if what you said was true, your lawyer would tell you to stop talking to us and to leave the communications to us with him/her. So, if you did retain a lawyer, you are already working against him/her. But, the fact that you are still posting here proves that you didn’t retain a lawyer.
No, you’re not trying to “shut us up” in order to prevent us from getting into further trouble. You are simply trying to keep control. You have control issues, and you know that you are losing control, so you are desperately trying to regain that control. No, we are going to continue to ignore your demands to stop replying to you. That is essentially what you are doing.
If you want us to quit, then you need to quit replying here. That’s it, too easy. The moment you reply to us is the moment we are once again going to exercise our rights to reply to you.
Thomas Reister: IM DONE WITH
I know that you’re not done with him. If you work done with any of us, you would not reply to us. The fact that you keep coming back proves that you are once again lying.
Thomas Reister: U GIRL
Correction, you’re a girly boy compared to us.
Thomas Reister: UR JUST A WIMP SALLY
Says the guy that would flap his arms around like a sissy boy, and flail them all over the place while screeching and screaming like a sissy boy, if you were to see one of us.
Thomas Reister: THATLI KES GIVING FAVORS
That’s the accusation you probably give to other people that you worked with, you have seen succeed relative to your failing. It must be because they are “doing” special favors, or “being” boot lickers, that they succeed. You like to pride yourself with the assumption that you are not “being a whore for the employer to get ahead.” Seeing things that way, throughout your life, made it easy for you to shift the blame elsewhere and find problem where there was none, to explain away the fact that you’ve consistently failed throughout life. The reality is that there is no conspiracy theory involving people kissing the employers butt to get ahead of you. It’s your attitude that has caused you failure.
Thomas Reister: NOT A HERO LIKE THOMAS REISTER WAR HERO VETEREN VIETNAM VET HERO THOMAS REISTER WAR HERO
You do realize that you are talking to a group of people, on this website, that society actually sees as heroes? You also would’ve been among those considered as heroes if you would’ve only been honest about your actual military career. Again, the American public is appreciative of anybody that honorably served in the military whether they have combat deployed or not.
Had you chosen to do the responsible things as an adult male in American society, you would not even have had to be in the military to be considered a hero. Instead, you had to cover up for your failures by lying about what you accomplished. The cold hard reality is that you are not a hero. You are not a war veteran. You did not deploy to Vietnam, nor did you deploy to any other combat theater.
You served during peacetime. Had you lived an honest life, and swallowed your pride enough to learn from your mistakes and from others’ attempts to help you, you would never have seen a need to embellish your military experience. The fact that you would have to embellish your military career indicates that you are trying to make up for a failed life by blaming alleged issues arising from a non-existent combat experience. It’s easier to blame the fictional psychological issue than it is to blame the real culprit making things hell for you, your narcissism and negative attitude towards others.
IM HERE ILL ALWAYS STAND UP FOR MY BROTHER IN ARMS UNLIKE U ASSWHOLES THAT TELL LIES TO BRING APROUD HERO DOWN U WISH U LIVED HIS LIVE AND DID WHAT HE DID SAVED ME A FEW TIMES GOD BLESS ALL THE REAL HEROS LIKE TOMMY NOT THESE THEIFS ON THIS WEBSITE.
How did he save you? Please share how the hero saved you. Where did you serve?
Did he take a cock in the ass so you didn’t have to?
Did he always volunteer to be the pivot man and take one for the team?
You guys need to reach out and ask to join the Dutch Rudder Gang.
Dave I think you mean my brother in my arms! Dave and tom, sitting in a tree sucking and fucking in front of aunt Bea!
LOOOSER
Sounding kind of gay again, DAVE… last night it was fisting each other, tonight is about being in each others arms.
Your buddy, THOMAS REISTER, wouldn’t be generating all the Google hits if he’d just admit to all that he’s a STOLEN VALOR thief. He served honorably, but decided to tell the world that he’s a war hero and SUCKS COCK WILLINGLY (as seen by the SCW device on his ball cap).
I’m willing to lay some money out that your butt buddy has a really checkered past out there, as evidenced by his actions towards at least one former wife. It’s just a matter of time before someone here finds it out and puts it out on the Internet for everyone to see.
Oh, BTW – mix in a spell check, you act like English is a third language for you.
THANKS BROTHER IT MEANS ALOT TO ME US WAR VETERENS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER IN TOUGH TIMES LIKE NOW WHEN THESE ASS WHOLES TRY TOBRING US DOWN TO THERE LEVEL CAUSE THEY R JELOUS THAT THEY COULDNEVER LIVE THE LIVES WE LIVED AND HAVE THESTORIES AND BROTHER HOOD OF REAL HEROS THEY HAVE TOBE LIARS AND VALOR THEIFS STOLEN VALOR LOOSERS WILL GET THERE TIME IN FRONT OFTHELORD AND BE JUDGED. AMEN BROTHER.
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran!
I think we all know what “stick together” is code for…..
You wish that there were a lot of people that jumped on here to back you, don’t you? But, you know that is not the case. However, in a futile attempt to fool future readers, you throw up a sock puppet play to live out your fantasies, or what you wish the case. But, that isn’t. This is just Thomas Reister thanking himself for defending himself. The tone, attitude, sentence structure, and spelling, all indicate the same person under your different sock puppet names.
The resistance that you are meeting on this website is an example of veterans sticking together. Yes, we are sticking together to destroy your phony war veteran persona, and to destroy the lies that you have built up about yourself. Working together this way means a lot to us. Again, we are not trying to bring you down, but to expose the truth about you. You, on the other hand, are trying to bring us down. It’s not working. Those that know you understand that we are honorable veterans holding a phony war veteran accountable for his actions. We are doing that via Internet comments destroying your phony persona.
No, we are not jealous of the life that you lived. In fact, we look at how you destroyed your own life, and that how you were the one that brought yourself down. We look at you and are even more appreciative of the lives we lived. Unlike you, we’re demonstrating a brotherhood on this website simply by closing ranks against you and exposing you for what you really are. Those that know you, who’re posting here, or have read the comments here about you, know who the real heroes are. You are not included in that list.
By insisting that you are a war veteran, and attempting to get special treatment because of it, you are the real valor thief. You are stealing valor. The circumstances, surrounding your having a service dog, leads us to believe that you may have possibly leveraged stolen valor to get yourself a service dog. All you have to do, to see what those who know you see in you, is to look at what you say about us. You are deflecting your own traits onto us.
You are going to have a lot to answer for when facing God. It speaks volumes when those who know you jump on here and join us in hammering you. Again, you have hurt those who have tried to help you. You need to rethink what someone has to do to end up in hell before assuming that we are the ones that are going to end up there.
What are the odds that the people that we are debating with here will all spell “asshole” as “ASSWHOLES”? If your spelling intended to mean the opposite of the actual spelling? As in, the whole ass? You’re basically calling us “butts” as opposed to what you are, the poo exit.
Well, anyway.
No, you’re not standing up for your “brother”. You are continuing to do here what you have done throughout your life. Arguing against a perceived flaw in the group of people that are calling you out for your reindeer games. No, we are not telling lies. Those that know you are letting the world know who you really are. Their statements, together with what has been posted about you above regarding documentation, and with our commentary, provides research information to someone considering being involved with you.
No, none of us here has done anything to bring you down. You did a thorough job of bringing yourself down. You’ve been doing that your whole life. No, you are not a hero, you failed to be one of the people that mattered. You are a zero in life, you have served as your own worst enemy. You exercised one poor judgment call after another, leading to you doing things that caused other people to react to you the way they have reacted to you in the past.
No, we are glad that we never lived the life that you live. Unlike you, we succeeded in life. The cold hard reality is that you wished that you lived our lives and were as successful as we are. No, you are not asking God to bless heroes, you are asking God to bless people like you. Also, we are not the thieves. You are the valor thief.
I was wondering how someone in his living environment (homeless/shelter ?) had such access to a computer. I smelled a rat re this, thinking maybe we were being played. I dunno …
HMC…Kinda wondering and thinking the same thing. Then I look at how utterly illiterate and incompetent his ramblings are and think….NOBODY but certified MAROON could/would take the time to write such nonsense. We all know if he were to admit to having earned the M O H, that would be a game changer in so many ways. That kind of “genuine” war hero brings the whole shebang up to a different level.
He’s probably using a cyber cafe somewhere. I used to use one before I decided to cough up the cash for my own computer.
Cyber cafes are kind of nice. At a good one, you can sit in a booth, get food from the counter next to the service desk, get your stuff printed out, including mailing envelopes or mailing labels, and if you have the postage, they’ll even hold your mail until the mail carrier comes by. Haven’t been to one in a while, but I still have my card for the one I used to go to, and they’re still in business! I think some of them offer free Wi-Fi now, too.
Pleasant place to go to on a rainy day in Chicago.
He probably trying to make himself look good for his lady friend. No turning back now. He’s never going to admit the truth becasue he’s got too much to lose (like free housing, meal ticket, a service dog). That not only makes him a loser and a poser but also a coward.
Hey Tom/Dave/Rick/Whatever,
Fuck Off and Die you worthless bag of shit.
ASS WHOLE
I GOT UR NAME AND IP ADRESS SO U SHOULD TAKE THIS DOWN I AM MAKING COPIES THIS IS ALL NOT LEGAL AND TOMMY CAN SUE U FOR THIS ASSSSSSS WHOLE.
DAVE! FUCK YOU SHITHEAD. COME AND SEE ME….
Really? You can’t fucking spell, you have no idea what punctuation means and your grammar is atrocious, but you can trace someone’s IP address?
Please tell us that you are not trying to photocopy your monitor.
Wonder how many times it took him to spell IP correctly??
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran, is the gift that keeps on giving.
I lost count of how many times phony war veterans demanded that the site owner take the thread, exposing them as a phony, down; or that a person take their post down. It’s not happening. You can make copies of our names here all you want; it’ll not do you any good. In fact, given the number of times you replied, I will not be surprised if you did not copy any of our names or our comments. But, even if you did, you would not be the first one to do so. Others have attempted to take this message board to court, with boxes containing our comments. Those that attempted to do it your way have lost. You are not suing anybody, because if you retained a lawyer you would not be talking to us here.
Nothing quite as disgusting as someone who actually served in the military pretending to be more than he was, did more than he did, and is more than he is. Well, after being caught in the lies, it really is more disgusting when one who served sticks with it, as if that makes any sense at all.
You are a liar, THOMAS REISTER. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.
Just stop. Your lies only make you look foolish. We don’t like it when veterans act stupid in public.
Yeah come on Thomas Reister so far all you’ve proved by pretending you’re tom/dave/rick (rick must be out of town, haven’t heard from him in a while) is that you’re a phony. There is proof at the top of this page that you’re lying and there are people who apparently have known you at some point in your life and all say the same thing: that you’re lying. So pony up. If you’re such a big bad ass war hero, prove it. So far you’ve done nothing but blow smoke which makes you look like an illiterate warthog buffoon.
Thomas Reister works balls.
I wonder how his job at All-Points Logistics is going?
Frankly, at this point with those additional photos, ol’ tommie-boi aka TOM aka DAVE aka RICK looks like the greaseball scrounge that he really is.
Nothing like letting yourself go to get sympathy, right?
????
Holy Shiz it’s Santa on Meth
NO BUT UR MOTHER SMOKES THAT STUFF TRIED TO PAY ME WITH METH BUT I ONLY TAKE HER MONEY SHE STILLOWES ME 30$
One more post and you will more than likely run out of interwebz time for the night Tom. You best run out and get the prime dumpster spot, lots of traffic on I-20 tonight, Labor Day you know.
DAVE, YOU blow winos behind bus stops for 50 cents a trick to earn money for bottles of Thunderbird, MD20/20 and Boone’s Farm.
Correction, you responded to her Craigslist advertisement looking for someone to work in her yard, basement, and garage. Instead of coming over to do what you promised to do, you did meth and other drugs. When she threw you out, without paying you on account that you didn’t do the work you promised to do, you demanded the $30. Despite your not doing anything, you expected to receive a handout. Just like you to leach from others.
I went to the ball game yesterday and used the pot-a-jon.
I looked down and saw a steaming pile of Phil Monkress.
I tried to enjoy the game but could not shake the memory.
It will haunt me for years to come.
Putting here b/c has most traffic today.
It’s 1850, and at 1900 CST, the following is on TV and may be of interest:
War Stories With Oliver North The Fight of Their Lives: Disabled Veterans
It’s on one of the FOX stations on COX Cable
The longer we comment on this story, the more that comes out to expose more than one questionable character. To wit: The second picture (with word Reservoir to the left) makes a thinking person wonder just what all the hell is going on here? The story attached to the picture mentions some dude named Seth Jarmon, “now an outreach manager for Support Services for Veteran Families”. Further it claims Jarmon, “formerly a homeless veteran who had spent time in prison”. Anyone else curious to what this Jarmon cat had been convicted and sentenced for? And this is the kind of cat SOMEONE??? puts in charge of a veterans help program? The obvious question is, Who put this cat in charge of such a program AND where does the money come from that supports Jarmon, his organization, and unchallenged losers like Thomas Riester? Can one of you explain the following statement…..”Reister receives SUPPORT for his service dog Cooper through Service Dogs Express and Operation at Ease”???? Support, what the hell are they saying…Riester receives money monthly for his dog?? Can Riester actually think to fed his dog even if he receives money to do so? My guess is Riester’s monthly food bill for the dog would include M D 20/20 by the case.
What really bothers the hell out of me is Jonn’s comment at the top explaining the “Dog People” admitted Riester had not actually claimed he was a combat veteran, and that the organization had made that story up. And people like that are in charge of handing out money to every Tom, Rick, Richard, Dick, Dave?????
Money says this story has morphed into a much bigger expose than what we initially thought. No doubt there was a reason why so many hung in there, even with Riester running his mouth and further exposing his con. Click on this link regarding Service Dogs Express and tell me there is not more buried here…
https://www.utsa.edu/communityconnect/2014/story/feature-service-dogs.html#.V8y9lvkrLAU
One more rock to look under. Operation at Ease no longer accepts donations via GoFundMe
https://www.gofundme.com/2aa23b84ms
Step right up, there’s waaay too many good thinkers here to let this story end before its time.
Thomas Reister takes donations.
In his ass.
Folks just drop their contributions in his backdoor.
He likes his “stool pushed in”, IYKWIMAITYD…
I’d love to get a last name for Terry.
From the linked article:
Terry is a decorated Army combat veteran who spent over 16.5 years in the Airborne Infantry, Ranger Regiment, and Special Forces units. After several deployments abroad, Terry was medically discharged from the Army. The Army life was all that Terry knew and upon being discharged, he found it very difficult to adjust to civilian life. He was homeless, wandering the streets for more than two years before an old army friend found him and offered him a job.
Looking at the small photo of Terry in his BDU blouse, I can already spot several issues with it.
I really hope that the said woman has come to her senses and realized….there is but 1 common factor in the past 3 marriages…TOM..he tells different stories but the ex women tell the same
Here’s the BBB’s info on Service Dogs Express – all but one review has been positive>
http://www.bbb.org/central-texas/business-reviews/pet-training/service-dog-express-llc-in-san-antonio-tx-1000102533/Customer-Reviews
Maybe, they need to “tighten up” their screening process. They state that they require medical documentation before placing a dog with a customer. Is it possible that they were lied to by THOMAS REISTER – I wouldn’t doubt it. When the fallout started over the post here at TAH, he probably flipped his lid and raised Hell with them about the statement that Jonn took down (look how he handled the ex-wife posting here).
THOMAS REISTER is now all angry that he’s Google famous… and his lies are out there for all to see. Deal with it TOM/TOMMY/DAVE/RICK/RICHARD, etc…
TOMMY DOESNT EVEN USE THEM THERE A SCAM I LOOKED INTO THEM NOT THEREAL DEAL. JUST LIKE U FAKERS AND LOOSERS HAH HAHA HAH
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran
Damn!!!!! You really are ignorant! Betcha it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.
You calling Service Dogs Express (where you conned them out of a dog) a scam….that’s like Richard Simmons calling Michael Jackson a fag.
Priceless!
So, in other words, you can’t scam the scammer? That’s you, a scam. Just read the commentary from those that know you. Not only did you scam them, you scammed others. You even scammed the children. Your claims of being a war hero, and attempting to get certain benefits from people willing to help others because of it makes you it is a scam. In fact, the fact that you are attempting to argue with us on this thread is proof that you are trying to preserve and maintain the scam that you have been pulling. Heaven forbid that the future women that you try to scam come across this thread and see the information that is there for them to read. If one of these women read this before helping you out, your scam falls apart. You end up not getting a handout.
You are not the real deal. You are a faker as you are not a war veteran that you are claiming to be. You are also loser, had been a loser your whole life, thus leaving you with the decision to scam other people instead of changing yourself for the better. You would stoop low, willingly, to take handouts instead of making changes in yourself in order to put yourself in the position where you would not need handouts.
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran.
Trust us Fonda…by this time many of us are riveted to this clown’s story. He may be able to bluff you, but has run into his match with this crowd. This is one fool just begging to be locked up.
BTW Fonda, the picture at the top of this page….now which dog were you married to? The one with the collar looks more intelligent. Also looks like the one with fewer fleas. Has the other one been vaccinated for stupidity? PLEASE tell us he’s been neutered!
Fonda, you’ve got a big support group right here, nobody’s afraid of this asshat!
No, and he is as seedy as that greasy old warthog that used to hang out on Wacker Drive and hit on passersby for money, no matter how often he got busted for panhandling.
See, this seedy bum is doing the same thing, but it’s updated to allow for finding vulnerable women online who fall for his crap and then snap out of it at some point.
PROVE IT LOOSER HE HAS MORECOMBAT ACTION IN HIS LITTLE FINGER THEN U GOT IN UR WHOLE LIFE DIP SH*T NOW TELL UR MOM TO GET ME MY MONEY.
DAVE! SHUT UP!!
Ok, I’ve been giving this some thought and I think a little finger might not be too much help in combat. Maybe a middle finger? Now that baby has some action! But a little finger? Not so much.
That’s easy to do. Look at the above documentation on you. Those of us hammering you here, and you, know for fact that the above documentation speaks the truth. The above documentation is official. You know, like we do, that you never deployed to a combat theater. We also know, based on the documentation above, that you are not a war veteran and that you do not have any wartime service. Based on that information alone, it’s a fact that you have not had any combat action. Also, if you want his mom to get you your money, you need to go back and do the work that you promised you would do. You should’ve understood that you had to earn things that you wanted, not just simply receive them as a handout. Apparently, you have no shame begging instead of carving a better life for yourself by changing your attitude for the better.
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran, period.
But he IS a period. Ick…..
HEY TOM THANKS FOR KEEPING THIS THREAD GOING AND FOR REMINDING EVERYONE THAT THOMAS REISTER IS NOT A COMBAT WOUNDED VETERAN
Got to love it when the sock puppets carry on a conversation with each other… reminds me of the Round Ranger and his “buddy”, Will Chamberlin wanting to meet up at the drop zone on the weekends.
I say again, this is quality entertainment at its finest.
Proof that we’re “living rent free” in his head…
Well, HMCS, I’m thinking that’s b/c there is so little there, his head has room for all. I don’t understand why he doesn’t throw in the flag and go away. I still smell a rat.
HMC….if it weren’t for the comments by some pissed off ex’s, I’d have to cave in and agree. Then again, we can’t really understand his level of stupidity.
I think he has too much to loose. Probably got some nice, unsuspecting woman paying his meal ticket again and he’s afraid she’ll find out the truth: THAT THOMAS M RIESTER IS NOT A COMBAT VETERAN.
Yeah, but the selfie porn really gets old after a while, doesn’t it?
Yes it does.
ME LIE ABOUT SURVING AND ME MAD BEEKUZ IT PROOVEN SO ME TIPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE ME THINK ME BADASSS. ME TYPE AGAIN WHEN ME FIND FREEE INTERNAT AGEN.
REAL FUNNY ASS WHOLE I BET IT TOOK U ALL DAY TO THINK OF THIS ONE DONT QUIT UR DAY JOB LOOSER.
Do you have a day job?
I highly doubt he could hold a job with that IQ
Give the dude the BRAKE he asked for:
He works eight to five
Gobblin’ knobs for five (cents that is)
Wasn’t worth a damn in a woman’s bed
Now he has to give his dog head
Can’t spell for shit, dumber than a rock
Now he makes a living sucking male c__k
Pissed away his life, made a damned mess
Works on the corner, wearing a short dress
Hope we don’t hear from him not any more
Pathetic POSER ain’t nothin’ but a candy ass little whore
Get your ass back to the circus Dumbo.
We’re tired of listening to your mumbo jumb0
You ran your game and put up your best fight
By now you know, this is a MAN’S web site!
Even ExPH2 knows more about balls than you
When it comes to life, son, you AIN’T GOTTA CLUE!
Why, thank you, dahlin’!
It’s true, thought. Perhaps it’s time the vet was called to do a quick neuter so that there is no possibility of breeding going on.
https://www.enasco.com/product/C00232(X)N
He sure does, sucking cock behind dumpsters at the Flying J off I-20.
Probably not but I bet he gives jobs…
Doo yurself a favur annd taik sum spelllimg lessuns stoopid
Seriously, did you even make it to a third grade level of education before you dropped out of school? Maybe you need to go GET A LIFE and quit waiting outside the dumpster of Oriental Restaurants waiting for them to throw out leftover day old Cream of Sum Yung Guy in anticipation of another freebie!
ENGLISH, ASSWIPE BOSUN! DO YOU SPEAK IT AT ALL?
GIBBERISH IS NOT A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. CAN’T ADD THAT TO YOUR ‘CREDS’.
ME SORE RITE NOW, HIM RENT ME OUT BEHIND TRUK STOP DUMSTER TO GUY NAMED BRUCIE WHO PROBE ME ME HURT
THOMAS REISTER is a Combat Veteran like Daniel A. Bernath is a US Navy CPO.
WELL, BUT HE IS A COXSWAIN, HENCE IT IS NOT UNIMAGINABLE (see what I did there?) TO THINK THAT COX WERE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING ELSE TO TOMMIE-BOI, IS IT?
BET U KNOW A LOT ABOUT COX LADY BET U SEEN UR FAIRSHARE IN THE NAVY JUST ANOTHER GUTTER APE LIKETHE REST HOPE U ENJOYED BEING A PET FOR YEARS ANDYEARS ON THE BOAT HAH HAH! HOW MUCH DID U CHARGE OR ACTUALY IT WAS PROBALY U THAT HAD TO PAY CAUSE UR SO UGLY.
It is called a ship dickhead.
Wise Indian say, him who play with matches get burned.
Thanks Fonda…that pretty much sums it all up. My only suggestion would be….next time any woman you knows hooks up with a prick like this, and he threatens to jump off a bridge…encourage him with “Wait till you can see through someone’s windshield and know they are driving while trying to spank their monkey. Now that’s the lap you need to end up in! Might be a “hard” landing, but it will be right down your alley!”
FONDA U ARE LIEING AGAIN AS USUAL WHY DO U SAY THESE THINGS ABOUT TOMMY THAT R NOT TRUE?? MAYBE U WERENT PATIENT WITH HIMENOUGH HE WENT THRU A TOUGH TIME IN THE MILITARY AND SAW THINGS THAT CAN MAKE A WEEK MAN LOSE HIS MIND HES HAD IT BAD AND GETSTURNED AWAY CAUSE HOW THIS COUNTRY TREATS THE VETERENS. AND SUICIDE IS NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT VETERENS COMMIT SUICIDE ALL THETIME FROM PTSD AND IF U SAW THE STUFF THAT HESAW U WOULD BE THINKING TWICE BEFORE SAYING THESE THINGS ABOUT HIM ON HERE TO THIS LOOSERS THAT U DONT EVEN KNOW!!
Tom….ya dumb ass, what’s your problem? The lady was not talking about you. Did you see her mention your name? For that matter did you see anything that made reference to you? Maybe you have a guilty conscience and think it was about you?
What in the world are you babbling about now, claiming “how this country treats veterens” (sic)? So now all your problems are the fault of this country?
The only thing “looser” here today now that we know the truth…is your bowels.
Here we go again with another threat. Suicide is a coward’s way out of anything. One would not be surprised to hear more threats like that from you. Think of your dog if nobody else. A funeral with only one dog in attendance would NOT be funny.
Wait, he’s not tommy, remember? But Tom sure has intimate knowledge of him. I’m thinking tom is Tommy’s boyfriend and they lay in bed at night at stroke each others “egos”
Threats are pretty much meaningless if they’re so poorly written that they can’t even be understood. It’s just one big vowel movement.
It’s just one big bowel movement.
Fixed it for you
I think SFC D got it right. It made me laugh.
THIS IS ALL BEING RECORDED DICKHEAD I MEAN JAR HEAD JUST ANOTHER FAKE MARINE WITH NO BALLS THATS WHY U COME ON A WEBSITE CAUSE UR TOOMUCH OF A PU** TO SAY ANYTHING TO A MANS FACE SEEN UR TYPE BEFORE ACTS TOUGH BUT REALLY A BIG WIMP WWHO GETS HIS ASS WHUPPED HAH HAH HAH
Recorded eh? VHS?
Beta.
8 track… in mono.
Etch-A-Sketch.
He’s writing it on a public bathroom stall wall with his pocket knife.
I have seen roadkill with a much higher level of intelligence than what you possess, Thomas Reister.
You finally fucked up by making a threat to the wrong person who WILL call your ass out. What say we meet halfway between and have a friendly boxing match? BTW, if this is being recorded. please turn the volume up so you don’t miss my remarks. You have my word as of this minute that I will pay for your transportation via Greyhound to some city where we can reserve a boxing ring ahead of time. It WILL be with a NON-REFUNDABLE ticket, so don’t get any brilliant idea about cashing in a paid ticket. You “whupp my wimp ass and I guarantee in writing on this web site that I will pay for your return ticket in cash. That way you CAN turn that ticket into cash if you want. We’ll find out what I’m willing to say to a “mans” (ever heard of an apostrophe?) face….even though your writing shows you to still be pre-puberty. Yeh, you’ll find out how a fake Marine (good thing you can only write in caps, otherwise would have not used a cap for Marine) handles things. This is not a threat, nobody is claiming that you’ll be in danger of being hurt; that’s now how real Marines behave. We can handle this by my placing the ticket in a third party’s hands. Time for acting stupid and especially threatening someone as if you’re a tuff guy are OVER. The day you “whupp” my ass is the day you can make book it’s gonna be snowing in hell. Now give me some details rather than chickenshit babbling and we will get this rolling. Before the sun sets today I will have you a paid ticket. It will be in the hands of a third party who will be responsible for sending it to you. Postage for a registered letter (which you will have to sign for) will be included. You’ve upped the level to SERIOUS and now it’s time to make it happen. You won’t be out a dime for travel or food while en route. Bluff time is over. You asked for it and my offer is as good as gold. BTW, I’m 71 years old in case you are wondering. Don’t let that concern you. And I DO know what I’m getting in to here. Stop running your mouth and step up to the challenge and threat you have made. You’re a man, or so you claim. This time you gotta either act like it or fade.
KISS MY A** OLD GEEZER I WOULDNT FIGHT A OLD A** MAN JUST CAUSE HIS GOT ASMALL D**KAND HAS TO TALK TRASH ON THE INTERNET TO FEELLIKE A TOUGH GUY FROM HIS OLD GLORY DAYS WHEN HE WAS A WIMPY marine. TAKE UR BUS TICKET AND SHOVE IT UP UR RINKLED A** LOOSER.
Tommy, why do you feel it is necessary to censor your bad words?
ex-OS2…That’s not self-censorship….he just has difficulty spelling words with more than two letters.
Thank you for reminding me you did in fact remember the size of my Johnson. Really not that small…it’s just that you OBVIOUSLY have a big mouth. BTW, you left lipstick stains on my anus!
Shut up TOM.
Tom Reister……..your Circus act has been in town since Aug. 27th! It’s time to pack up your tent, your act, which includes Dave and Rick, and leave town! Which means this site.
All you’ve done is lie, lie, lie! Frankly, your starting to bore the shit out of me!
Oh ya, almost forgot, leave the dog!
Mutt Lives Matter!
In the reserves? Seriously dude, you are one piece of con or so felusional.that you beleive your own shit don’t stink. We can only hope the delusion warps enough that you start eating your own shit and die from ecoli.
TOMMY HAS TONS OF CLOSE FREINDS DONT U WORRY HE TREATS HIS FREINDS RIGHT AND THEY TREAT HIM RIGHT THATS ALL IT TAKES IS SOME RESPECT. THE PEOPLE WHO ARENT IN HIS LIFE ANYMORE R CAUSE THEY DID HIM WRONG LIKE HIS EXS AND THATS WHY HE DONT TALK TOTHEM NO OMORE. MAYBE U SHOULDHAVE BEEN THERE FOR HIM WHEN HE NEEDED U MOST INSTEAD OF KICKING HIM TO LIVE ON THE STREET?
Get a life luuzer! Nobody talking about you here. Move on, there’s nothing for you to see or comment on. ‘Bout time for you to jerk your dog off again.
You PERSONALLY are one sick puppy.
Felcher.
Tom’s Alter Ego says….WY YU GOT TO BE SO TEKNIKAL? THEM BIG TUE CILLABEL WURDS CUNFUSE ME. THE ONLI THANG I KIN THANK OF IS WON DAY I HOPPE I KIN SAAY I FELT CHUR JOHNSON….AND LOVED IT!!!!
Oh, hell, GT, I had to look it up. Now I’m sorry I did. OMG. That’s a thing?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL MANKIND, PLEASE ENROLL IN A REMEDIAL GRAMMAR CLASS.
OMG I can’t tale the whining! He wines more than most 3 year olds. Grow up, get a life, stop whining and learn to write a sentence with correct spelling, grammar and punctuation!
BECAUSE IF I WAS TOMMY I WOULD BE PROTECTING MYSELF FROM PEOPLE LIKE U WHO USE HIM AND ABUSE HIM THEN LEAVE HIM HIGH AND DRY WHEN HES IN A REAL BAD PLACE. HECK MY BUDDIES AND ME WILL STICK UP FORHIM TILL DEATH CAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO WHEN ALL THE PEOPLE HE THOUGH LOVED HIM TURNED THERE BACKS WHEN HE NEEDS THEM MOST LOTS A REAL FREINDS AND FAMILY THERE NOT!
Fonda……..I’ve been on this site for a number of years. Never have I witnessed such a utter failure of a embellisher, Tom at trying to defend himself. He is totally out of his element!
I am so glad you got out of his life and reclaimed yours! You take good care of yourself
Steve
Fonda……your welcome, and yes I did Vietnam 1971
Which bridge in Slammintonio do you live under Tommy??
Tommy prefers it to be called “mi casa overpass I-20”.
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran but is full of shit, ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack.
TOMMY IS NOT IN SAN ANTONIO CANT U READ ASS WHIPE MAYBE GO BACK TO KINDERGARDEN AND LEARN HOW TO READ DUMB ASS.
A bit of advice for you TOM, LAY OFF of the Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktails, at least quit eating the lead paint chips used as a garnish and MAYBE you’ll stop getting more retarded each day at such a furious pace.
Scared his ass off did we? Too bad…
So where are you? In his lap??
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran was spotted at the Flying J off of I-20 in San Antonio sporting his new t-shirt that says “I blew the entire ghetto penthouse and all I got was this fucking t-shirt.”
I hate to break it to you, but I-10 runs through San Antonio. I-20 runs through Dallas. Just want to ensure the accuracy of the insult. Other than that, carry on.
I appreciate the correction!
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran, stalks many interstate truck stops I-20 is just one of them.
Rumor has it that he also likes to sniff the toilet seats in highway rest stops.
Thomas Rieser…Now that your chew toy status has worn its welcome thin, the REAL TRUTH comes out. She’s a hell of a lot smarter than you……..and worst of all, she ain’t Fonda You. Stick with your puppy love loser!
I dunno, Jarhead. I the photo, that dog looks like he or she wants to GET THE HELL AWAY from him ASAP.
Well, if Tommie-Boi gets him self locked up for whatever reason, I want the dog!
ME STILL POST IN ALL CAPS THINKIMG IT MAIK ME LOOK LIKE BIG BADASS AND UUUUUHHMMMM YEAH MOOCH MONEY FOR MOR INFERNAT AND SAY MOR WUT ME THINK TUFF TALK THAT ME THINK MAIK PEEPLE SHUT UP. ME STILL ACT LIEK DUMSHIT LOOZER. ME STILL CALL EVERONE LIERZ AND ASSWHOLES TOO THINK IT MAKE ME LOOK TUFF ME COOD FUK UP WET DREAM.
Yeah, well, Stoopid, you’re illiterate, too.
UR SO FUNNY I FORGOT TOLAUGH. WHAT A ASS HOLE GET A LIFE STUPID ASS.
I JUST TALKED TOTOMMY AND HE SEEN ALL THESE LIES PUT UP ABOUT HIM ABOUT HIS EXS AND HES IN A REAL BAD PLACE RIGHT NOW CANT U GUYS HAVE A HEART AND LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS?? HES BEEN THRU TOUGH TIMES IN HIS LIFE AND HES ALMOST GONE OFF THE EDGE A FEW TIMES ISTHAT WHAT U WANT TO SEE A VETEREN LOSE HIS LIFE CAUSE U ASS WHOLES HAVE TO MAKE JOKES AND TALK TRASH ABOUT HIM WHEN HE AINT EVEN HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF WHY DONT U TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIROR BEFORE U PASS JUDGEMENT ON ANOTHER PERSON CAUSE NOBODY IS PREFECT YAH EVEN I MAKE MISTAKES IN MY LIFE TO BUT TOMMY IS A REAL GREAT GUY WHEN U GET TO KNOW HIM ALWAYS LEND A HAND TO SOMEONE IN NEED ALWAYS READY GIVE THE SHIRT OF HIS BACK TO SOMEONE WHO AINT GOT ONE.IVE BEEN THRU THICK AND THIN WITH HIM AND HE ALWAYS GOT MY BACKWHEN I WAS IN TROUBLE AND I WOULD DO THE SAME FOR HIM JUST LIKE A BROTHER THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH TIME TO TAKE THIS DOWN AND LET THE MAN LIVE HIS LIFE AND LEAVE HIM ALONE IN PEACE BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING SERIOUS TO HIMSELF. THIS ISSERIOUS GUYS TIME TO BACK DOWN AND BURY THE HACHET.
Are you fucking serious? Thomas Reister is a fucking liar and is not a combat wounded veteran.
Jarhead, l would like to add this for you…without names of course… Let’s say a man might have told so many lies that he can’t keep them straight. Let’s say this same man has never been able to spell or write a complete understandable sentence. Leta say that this man has always had a grumpy ass look on his fave. Let’s say this same man can not stand on his own two feet he always needs a woman or a group to feel important. Let’s say this same man can’t understand that leader of this page knows that the man and his 3 friends are one in the same. Let’s say this man betrays all people he can’t use.. let’s say one day this same man decides to come up with a nickname for himself. Leta just say maybe he decides to call himself possibly ” dragon”. Let’s then go with the idea that this man might be addicted to tattoos and love dragons so much that he decides to get a dragon tattoo.. Then this man might possibly get a free apartment to live in… And then let’s say this man just might get a free dog for PTSD that he is taking. Leta say that he then meets another woman that believes all his lies because he possibly makes sure no one from his past talks to her… So Jarhead… understand this is just a possible scenario…I can’t be for certain..
LETS SAY PTSD IS REAL AND NOT A JOKE AND SOWHAT I LIKE TATOOS TOO IS THAT A PROBLEM? NO MAYBE UR THE PROBLEM CAUSE U ARE TELLING SLANDER WHICH IS ILEGAL BY THE WAY.
Let me guess – your tattoo is above your ass and says “Enter Here”.
I thought it said “ROCK HUDSON WAS HERE” in anticipation of his next stint in jail.
Slander is not illegal in the United States. It is a tort, but I do not expect you to know what that means.
How the hell can someone slander a neanderthal? Hey, maybe you’re the world’s first neslanderthal. Wait, that won’t work. Even they could figure out how to roll a wheel.
Jarhead don’t confuse Tom. I’m sure he does not know what that is he probably will think your accusing him of being from the Netherlands!
Just say’in
PTSD is very real, as many here can attest.
You, however, do not have PTSD. What you have is verbal diarrhea.
KISS MY A** LOOSER UR JUST A PUNK ON THE INTERNET PROBALY ON HISMOMS COMUPUTER IN HER BASEMENT GET A LIFE ASS WHOLE!!
Why don’t you censor ASS WHOLE?
Here’s the problem, Thomas thinks PTSD means Poor Thomas Sucks Dicks.
NOW THIS IS JUST LOW EVEN FOR U. HOW CAN U SAY U LOVED A MAN AT AONE TIME AND NOW U GOI AND PUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS UP ON THEINTERNET??? NOW I KNOW WHY TOMMY DONT THINK MUCH OF U ANYMORE CAUSE U R ONE HEARTLESS COLD WOMAN TO PUT A MAN OUT LIKE THAT EVEN THO ITS NOT TRUE. SPREADING LIES AGAIN AS USUAL NO WONDER TOMMY HATES THE WORLD WHEN HE IS TREATED LIKE THIS.
Did you love a man, Dave?
Tommy, perhaps?
Did it not turn out well?
Have you called Dr. Phil Monkress and talked to him about it?
Ever see a grown man naked? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Did Tommy ever reveal to you the super top secret squirrel mission he was on when he was wounded which subsequently caused him to catch the PTS?
U SHOULDSTOP MAKIN JOKES ABOUT PTSD I KNOW IT IVE SEEN IT FOR REAL WHEN A MAN HAS BEEN IN THE S**T AND HIS NERVES AINT RIGHT ANYMORE U SHOULD BE ASHAMED ALL THIS TALK U DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT.
Where did Tommy catch the PTS?
Nope. No slander here Tom.
Next…
It took him that long to learn how to spell it…
Brt47 and Fonda…thanks for unraveling some thoughts. NEVER said or thought this before in my entire life, but if this chump comes crawling back to which ever of you that would have him…you’ll both better yourselves by becoming lesbians.
JUST WANT TO LET ALL U ASS WHOLES KNOW THAT TOMMYS LAWYER HAS SEEN ALL THESE LIESAND YES IT IS SLANDER CAUSE U CANT PROVE ITALL U GOT IS LIES FROM TWO HEARTLESS WOMAN THAT LEFT TOMMY AND THOUGHT THEY WERE TO GOOD FOR HIM AND SOME FAKE FORMS THAT U MADE URSELF. THIS SITE WILL HAVE 3 DAYS TO TAKE THIS DOWN OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE FOR MOST OF U. JUST ADVISE BUT I BET U SHOULD LISTEN TOMMY IS NOT TAKING THIS LIGHTLY.
You are one VERY stupid sack of Swamp Donkey shit. DO YOU have any idea how many times some pus-nutted no-load sack of retarded slug snot like you has threatened to sue TAH out of existence, o Glittery gargoyle gonad-ogling bedwetting rest stop toilet seat-sniffer? A number have tried and ALL of them have failed. YOU are like a retarded dog turd on the sidewalk that refuses to turn white and cease stinking after a few days.
As Elvis woulda said it, “Thank-yuhverymuch”! 😉
Ladies and Gentlemen of TAH – TEH LAWER CARD HAS BEEN THROWN!
THOMAS REISTER IS NOT A VIETNAM VET, NOR A COMBAT VETERAN AND SUCK COCK WILLINGLY!
Thomas Reister – Daniel A. Bernath JUNIOR!
Ohhh, I bet that stings: DAB Jr
Teh lawer!
“TOMMY IS NOT TAKING THIS LIGHTLY”. Hahahaha…
FUN, ain’t it? He’s like a puppy’s squeak toy that squeals every time it’s played with!
Well, we’ve got Tom and Rick, but where’s Harry?
TOM and RICK – HEY, “The ‘Tardo Twins”!!
Three days. Wow. Three more days of putting up with your crap. Don’t know if I can last that long…
Oh, yeah, Rick?
You’re THOMAS REISTER sockpuppeting himself, you’re illiterate, you can’t spell, you can’t even make sense in you native language, so piss off, pinhead!
Thomas Reister – I’m still waiting to hear a story that demonstrates your heroism.
Rick/Dave/Tommy………didn’t you three clowns read my prior post? I said you’ve been in town since Aug. 27th. It’s time for the circus to leave! So pack up your tent. You’ve worn out your welcome here.
Tommy don’t forget your fake Vietnam hat! Lastly,don’t let the door kick you in the ass when you leave.
Oh ya, leave the dog, he deserves better!
Tom……I’m sure your wondering how I know the dog is a him? It’s quite simple, I think I know which side of the plate you hit from! If you know what I mean
Since you brought up the circus…..
https://youtu.be/fLegSgWi0cI
Hard to believe that this was originally a military march. If a bunch of Soldiers were marching to this, I would not be intimidated. Oh, and fuck you Thomas Keister, I mean Reister.
Tommy I’m beginning to think your the lost lost brother of the three stooges!
Nah, forget that, no one could have a brother that stupid?
Vietnam vet my ass! You look too old are you sure it wasn’t Korea?
Rick/Tom…..how could they not be heartless, after putting up with your shit! I think I would have slit my wrists!
Tommy does not like taking IT lightly! He likes taking it HARD and HEAVEY!
And standing up!
HE TAKE IT THROUGH ME!
Thomas, would it be too late to ask for four days instead of three? Maybe someone will wake up to the seriousness of your threat and be happy with the three days you are offering. For me, this will be the first time of ever taking advice from someone with an I Q lower than their shoe size! BTW, got any market tips or predictions?
If you’re looking for an apology around here, the only one you’ll likely get is from your father…..for not jerking off instead!
It’s been a few years since I was named in a TAH legal action. The last time I think that it got a laugh from the attorney. The Hack Stone stuff, though, was a riot.
Tell the process server that it’s Mr. Bobo, spelled B-O-B-O.
Do I really have to wait the three days? I don’t know if I can contain my excitement for that long.
YEP I TALKED TO HIM TOO HIS LAWYER IS THE REAL DEAL I KNOW I DONT WANT TO CROSS HIM THATS WHY ISTAY ON TOMMYS GOOD SIDE HES A TRUE FREIND ITS A DAMN SHAME HOW U LOOSERS R TRYING TO CUT HIM DOWN BUT HES A STRONG RICHUS MAN AND WONT TAKE THIS SITTING DOWN. AMEN RICK THANKS FOR BEING A GOOD BROTHER.
NO PROBLEM BROTHER SEE U AT THE BBQ TONIGHT!
Rick/Tom……what’s the fare at the BBQ? Let me guess, “Dick on a Stick” don’t you two fight over whose first!
I feel terrible, I left out Dave! Perfect, a three way with tom as pivot man!
Tom, be sure to take pictures, so you can share with us!
It is their weekly reverse triple dutch rudder get together.
Hey, I want to go to that BBQ!
Uh, I don’t think you do….just sayin
So, you guys are having a sausage party?
OH, so you two got a date with each other tonight at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) next door to The Blue Oyster tonight, EH? I’m sure you two will be doing tricks in the alley behind both places so you’ll have enough cash to buy some T-bird and MD 20/20 afterward.
The “gang” is going to get together, listen to Samwell sing “What, What (in da butt)”, down some DRG “cock”tails and dutch rudder each other to happy, happy land. Maybe they’ll hook up with the Round Ranger and Will Chaimberlin at the “drop zone”.
THOMAS REISTER IS NOT A VIETNAM VET, NOR A COMBAT VETERAN AND SUCKS COCK WILLINGLY!
Wow!!! Schizoid split personality???
What a load of ABSOLUTE CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
Careful there, Tommie-Boi. You do too much of that, and you get some chill-out time in a locked room.
Enjoy your solitude when that happens, THOMAS REISTER!
Oh OK, “TOM”, “DAVE”, and “RICK”, “The ‘Tardo TRIPLETS” now!
Tommy has a good side? Just askin
Your right I think he takes it standing up, if you know what I mean!
ME STILLL POST IN ALL CAPS BEECUZ IT MAKE ME FFEL LIKE ME TUFF DOOD AND ME STILL GET BUTTHURT BEEKUZ TROOTH TOLD ABOUT ME ME GO BUM MONEY FOR TBIRD AND MD 20/20 NOW MAYBE ME GET MORE MUNNY AND KAN AFFORD SUM NIGHT TRAIN
OH, SO YOU THINK IT’S OKAY TO POST STUFF THAT MAKES YOU LOOK COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT???
YES I DO
IT HELPS ME LOOKS LIKE A MORON
AND A PILE OF ?????
THOMAS REISTER IS NOT ONLY ONE DUMB ASS BASTERD, HE’S ALSO ILLITERATE AND JUST PLAIN OLD STOOPED.
AND HE’S A CRASHING BORE.
AM NOT AM NOT
IF YOU KEEP IT UPS ILLS TELLS MY DUGS
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BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
This is better and funnier then watching CNN
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Very likely that it’s more accurate than CNN too
Three days?????? If you’d consider settling out of court, I’ll send you fifteen cents tomorrow morning!
Is it true you failed Pre-K because you couldn’t scribble?
This shit is toooo funny, I staying up late I can’t wait for the rebuttal!
Tom take it easy, I know you get excited when the word “butt” is mentioned
3/17 Air Cav, Did you know that Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran was spotted at the Flying J off of I-20 in San Antonio sporting a shirt that says “I blew the entire ghetto penthouse and all I got was this fucking t-shirt.”?
Well, after all he needs to dress for the occasion!
Thomas….if shit was music, you’d be an orchestra!
You know, Thomas, at one time I had hope for you. That is until I heard you sold your car for gas money.
Jarhead……..now that’s funny!
SWEADEN SWEADEN!!!!
Any bets on Tom having a PhD?
TOMMY LIEK CHEEESE!
GD: I have it on good authority that Tom is the copy editor for the NYT. Yes, he’s THAT smart, and who can deny his beautifully and correctly worded sentences, with each word correctly spelled?
That shit is funny.
I propose that henceforth the individual previously known as Thomas Reister shall now be christened with the name Thomas Keister! Can I get a second?
I
Second
If you’ll take it, a third second.
I`d like to know the name of the psychologist/psychiatrist that signed this idiot out of the psych ward.
Well, it was the VA…..
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That means the list is endless. Where do I start looking?
Amen.
Last comment for the night Tuff Guy Thomas. If you were twice as intelligent as you are now, you’d still be stupid!
He could multiply his IQ by a hundred and still have fewer IQ points than a box of rocks!
I’d the fucker’s brains were gasoline, he couldn’t run a moped around the inside of a Cheerio.
If you put his brain on the edge of a razor blade, the put it under a microscope, it’d look like a BB rolling down a six lane freeway.
Keep talking, Thomas. All you’re doing is proving everyone right.
In his high school class rankings, Thomas was beat out by the science lab’s earthworms.
By 60 percentage points.
He’s not as smart as he used to be and I’m not sure he ever was.
Breaking News….
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran.
Nor is he a Vietnam Veteran.
THOMAS REISTER takes it in the keister!
Any guesses on when “Two-hole” Tommy will post tonight under his two “happy sock” sockpuppets?
THOMAS REISTER takes it in the keister!
THOMAS REISTER IS NOT A VIETNAM VET, NOR A COMBAT VETERAN AND SUCKS COCK WILLINGLY!
Thomas Reister, just think about how happy everyone would be if you just disappeared like me.
Always hoped you’d gotten away clean, D.B! Reister, on the other hand, ain’t getting away with a damn thing. Poor boy is starting to believe his own bullshit. As are his imaginary friends.
BACTERIA is the only culture Thomas Reister has ever had and ever will.
THOMAS REISTER is not a Combat Veteran.
THOMAS REISTER takes it in the keister!
THOMAS REISTER IS NOT A VIETNAM VET, NOR A COMBAT VETERAN AND SUCKS COCK WILLINGLY!
Thomas Reister….exactly five hours ago to the minute I responded to your threat. Man up and answer. You opened your mouth and it’s time to pay the piper..
My response was written at 10:19 a m if you need reminded.
Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran, is a fucking pussy and will never man up.
File that under “Dedicated Wife Married To A Woman With A Sister 1/3 As Mentally Handicapped As Her Ex-Hubby”.
Stupid me….meant married to a “Man”…..or did I?
***walks in late to the party***
What’s up? What’d I miss?
I JUST TALKED TOTOMMY AND HE SEEN ALL THESE LIES PUT UP ABOUT HIM ABOUT HIS EXS AND HES IN A REAL BAD PLACE RIGHT NOW CANT U GUYS HAVE A HEART AND LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS?? HES BEEN THRU TOUGH TIMES IN HIS LIFE AND HES ALMOST GONE OFF THE EDGE A FEW TIMES ISTHAT WHAT U WANT TO SEE A VETEREN LOSE HIS LIFE CAUSE U ASS WHOLES HAVE TO MAKE JOKES AND TALK TRASH ABOUT HIM WHEN HE AINT EVEN HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF WHY DONT U TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIROR BEFORE U PASS JUDGEMENT ON ANOTHER PERSON CAUSE NOBODY IS PREFECT YAH EVEN I MAKE MISTAKES IN MY LIFE TO BUT TOMMY IS A REAL GREAT GUY WHEN U GET TO KNOW HIM ALWAYS LEND A HAND TO SOMEONE IN NEED ALWAYS READY GIVE THE SHIRT OF HIS BACK TO SOMEONE WHO AINT GOT ONE.IVE BEEN THRU THICK AND THIN WITH HIM AND HE ALWAYS GOT MY BACKWHEN I WAS IN TROUBLE AND I WOULD DO THE SAME FOR HIM JUST LIKE A BROTHER THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH TIME TO TAKE THIS DOWN AND LET THE MAN LIVE HIS LIFE AND LEAVE HIM ALONE IN PEACE BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING SERIOUS TO HIMSELF. THIS ISSERIOUS GUYS TIME TO BACK DOWN AND BURY THE HACHET. LETS ALL BE GROWN UPS HERE AN BYEGONS BE BYEGONS.
YAH I TALKED TOHIM TO LIFES TO SHORT TO BE WAISTING TIME DOING HIM LIKE THIS HES DONT SOUND SO GOOD ALL BECAUSE OF A INTERNET SITE POSTING LIES ABOUTHIM AND A BUNCH OF LOOSERS WHO DONT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO ITS TIME TOLET IT GO AND GO ON WITH UR LIVES THIS GUY DONT MEAN ANY HARM TO NO ONE WHY KEEP TRASH TALKING HIM ON HERE?
RIGHTON BROTHER LETS MAKE PEACE NOT WAR.
Tom, seriously, what the fuck?
MY LAWER WILL EAT YOU TOOO
Careful Fonda…that tender heart of yours sounds like it may be getting weak again. You asked in a post down near the end if anyone had an opinion. Keep in mind that it was your very own ex WHO wrote on here that “LEOPERDS DON’T CHANGE THEIR STRIPES”. Then again, tigers don’t change their spots either! And filthy dirty lying con men don’t change their underwear.
Next time you post, why don’t you consider posting a picture of yourself if that’s alright with Jonn. There ARE some GOOD single men on here. Just none of them by the last name of Reister.
Here’s to hoping in the fog of lies he finds himself sequestered under a Scotsman’s kilt that is suffering dysentery.
TOLET: hey, he almost spelled toilet! Thomas Reister is not a wounded combat veteran.
Hey Mr. Multiple Personality……..If you only take one thing from all this drama you’ve created, let it be this…A Schmuck is a Schmuck.
Quit playing with that ouija board and get some help.
I want to end this with a little advice for you Thomas. Don’t ever let anybody talk you into being on that television show “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?” Warning, they will f__k with your mind by asking you a trick question. Usually it goes, “What Color Is An Orange?” Don’t fall for it Thomas. The answer is THURSDAY.
All these years and they finally got the centerfold pages of your diary unstuck. There it was, Fido dressed as a female chihuahua sitting on a street corner in Tijuana. Nasty you Thomas!
HEY I HAV 5 PEOPLE HANGING OUT UP STAIRS WATS WRONG WIT DAT
NOW MY LAWER IS GOING TO EAT U
Keep any gay fruit cake like that away from me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZpCxU4U4aE
Hey I’m number 700 and still going strong
BHWHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! !
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MY LAWER WILL EAT U TOO
You have lost it
And you need Jesus, but Jesus don’t want you
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! !
Thomas…..This HAS to be my last post tonight to you.
Going back and forth with you reminds me of being in the fifth grade again. Yeh, you were the 17 year old in there. Goodnight Space Cadet where ever you are!
This time I mean it. Yeh, you had a crush on the teacher. He was 23 years old. That’s all !!!!!!