Someone sent us their work on this Thomas Magnum Reister fellow. He also goes by the name Thomas Riester. He’s in San Antonio, Texas, and he somehow convinced Service Dog Express to give him a service dog named “Connor”. This post used to quote from an article that the dog people wrote in which they claimed that Reister suffered “unimaginable things that only other Wounded Warriors could comprehend”. When we highlighted that, the dog people decided that they’d take the blame for it and they said that Thomas hadn’t told them that he was a combat veteran, that they made it up for their organization. OK.
But they haven’t been able to explain how he wears this fugly Desert Storm Veteran cap everywhere, you know, seein’s how he’s not a veteran of Desert Storm;
He’s been homeless at times since he left the Navy and he blames PTSD for his bad behavior, but I don’t know how much PTSD he has or which “unimaginable things that only other Wounded Warriors could comprehend” he’s seen. He spent three years in the US Navy from 1985 to 1988 (he left the service more than two years before Desert Storm) and another nine years in the Navy Reserves. He has no awards for any deployments to combat;
The way I understand it, he does have some disabilities in regards to his legs and knees and he’s being treated by the VA, but those are not service-connected injuries.
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He has PTSD because he didn’t do shit during his service time and now regrets it. We had a poser in NW Arkansas who was the poster child for a service dog organization. Claimed disability from his time in Korea on a sub. However, he was on a sub tender that spent most of it’s time between San Diego and a Mexican port and the furthest West the tender got was Hawaii. We exposed him to the service dog people and they brushed us off. We finally got word to the schools they were sending this phony into and that did some good.
Sub in Korea, huh?
Those clowns off the Dixon would claim anything…lol.
And for the record, I was in Korea exactly twice; Chinhae both times. Once on my first boat, once on the tender. The biggest hazard we faced was making sure when we caught a cab to apusan, they took us all the way to Texas Street and not just stop at the edge of Pusan and try to get another 10000 won out of us.
Texas Street, what a blast!
I DONT THINK U KNOW WHO UR TALKING ABOUT CAUSE THIS GUY IS NOT WHO U R MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT NEVER BEEN TO THOSE PLACES. WHY R U MAKING UP STORIES TOMAKE THIS GUY LOOK BAD/?? I KNOW HIM AND HE IS A GREAT VETEREN AND BETTER FATHER AND FRIEND THIS IS GONNA LOOK BAD FOR HIM AND U DONTKNOW HIM SO WHY TAKE TRASH ABOUT HIM LIKE THIS??
Oh Lord, I had to finish up my Captain Crunch fast so I could get to the deciphering ring in the bottom.
Why don’t you tell us something that can be verified. What was wrong?
Attention all hands on Team TAH.
The ‘sock puppet’ warning horn just sounded.
I say again. The ‘sock puppet’ warning horn just sounded.
Thomas Reister: I DONT THINK U KNOW WHO UR TALKING ABOUT
We know who we are talking about. Not only do we have the photos to match with the records, but we have a couple of Ex’s to vouch for both and for the fact that the person that we are talking about is very much what he is being described here. We are talking about you.
Thomas Reister: CAUSE THIS GUY IS NOT WHO U R MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT
We aren’t making up stories about you. Also, you are who we say you are, the loser that has been described on this thread.
Thomas Reister: NEVER BEEN TO THOSE PLACES.
I’m sorry, but those who know you have verified the fact that you were at those places. The above information on you is accurate. If not, your Ex’s would’ve corrected the record.
Thomas Reister: WHY R U MAKING UP STORIES TOMAKE THIS GUY LOOK BAD/??
Wrong, we are not making up stories to make Thomas Reister look bad, we are actually telling it like it is. What we are saying here is accurate or near accurate. The only person that is making Thomas Reister look bad is Thomas Reister. all you have to do is demonstrate the nasty attitude throughout your life that you are demonstrating here. Your conduct on this thread speaks volumes to how you ended up being a loser throughout your life.
You have a need for control, and you are extremely narcissistic. You are thin-skinned, and cannot handle constructive feedback. You have to fight back against what you perceive is negativity against you. Unfortunately, you fought back against attempts to set you straight in order to spare you the life that you ended up getting yourself.
Thomas Reister: I KNOW HIM AND HE IS A GREAT VETEREN AND BETTER FATHER AND FRIEND
You are so narcissistic that this is how you are describing yourself. Unfortunately for you, everybody else is seeing you for who you really are. The stories aren’t made up, they accurately describe you. You’ve gone through a life thinking that you are always right, and that only good things can be said about you. So, when people try to help you out or give you constructive criticism, you acted then the way you acted on this thread.
If you’re wondering why you turned out to be a loser in real life, look in the mirror. The sooner you realize that you’re not perfect, and that your shit does stink, the sooner you could salvage yourself and the rest of your life. There is an excellent chance that what you thought was a consistent conspiracy to prosecute you is actually society’s reaction to your incivility.
Thomas Reister: THIS IS GONNA LOOK BAD FOR HIM
If you are concerned about this making you look bad, blame yourself. You’re the one running around claiming that you have done one thing or another when you didn’t. The reality is that you have been a loser throughout your life, and are now trying to embellish your military service to make up for what you see is a colossal failure. If you want to stop looking bad, you need to pull your head out of your ass and realize that what is being said about you on this thread, and on the Facebook counterpart, is the real you. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can salvage yourself and recover. The only person you have to blame, for how you have been treated in life and for how you are being treated on this thread, is yourself.
Thomas Reister: AND U DONTKNOW HIM SO WHY TAKE TRASH ABOUT HIM LIKE THIS??
What we do know is what your records say about you. Also, what we do know is what your Ex’s have stated above. Their statements match the information posted above. Judging by your attitude, conduct, false sense of grandeur, and failure to see yourself as you are, I can see why you have Exs.
I know one very recently discharged, (with 12 yrs service), Army Door Kicker who really needs a Service Dog and is on several waiting lists. With the back log of requests, myself and friends are working to get him a dog outside the system. As I see it, Riester has my friend’s dog. Heezaturd.
Ditto … he has SOMEONE’S dog. Wonder what other free stuff he gets?
Wow, ‘ol Thomas Reister (Google Hit! ??) is a real upstanding pillar of his community, NOT!
I bet you and his other “Ex” here are experiencing 24k Schadenfreude to the point of Nirvana after all the lies, con games, dramas and hoaxes he’s put y’all through. I would if my ex-monster ended up featured here like Thomas Rester (GH! ?), enjoy!
Glad you’re above ground and vertical, Frankie. Props to you and your pacemaker.
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Shit Frankie, the poor dog probably has PTSD now and wouldn’t be a good fit for a real veteran in need. Feel bad for the dog. Look at the two pics:
Pic one: “Please stop squeezing my genitals.”
Pic two: “If you try to squeeze my genitals again, I’m going to bite you in the dick!”
1985-1988. Yep the only 3 years of peacetime we have had for the past 70 years. I know because I served those years and am not eligible for American legion membership because of it.
I served 85-92. Fuck this piece of shit for being an embarrassment to MY Navy.
cocksuker
Maybe you can answer a question for me, Instinct.
The guy served less than 3 full years on active duty. I don’t remember any “early out” programs in the late 1980s, but I was Army.
I’m guessing he wasn’t thrown out, or going into the USNR would have probably been a “no go”. Ditto being medically discharged.
Any ideas?
He may have only signed on for 3 years, Hondo. In 1967, the options were 2, 3, 4 and 6 years.
Or he may have been such a skate that, like somebody else, he was hustled off to shore into the inactive IRR.
Pretty sure by 1985 the 2 year enlistment was history – or if not, rare as hell.
However, this guy didn’t even make 3 full years – entered in early Jul 85, left active duty in late Apr 88. I’m wondering how he managed to leave active duty 10 or 11 weeks before completing 3 years of what I presume was a 3 year enlistment.
Possible Yellowstone was due to deploy when he hit EAOS, so rather than waste the plane fare, etc., they gave him a 90-day early out.
Not unheard of, even in 88, but became really popular during the drawdown after DS/DS. Even today commands give 120 day early outs to attend school.
My cousin that saw this story agrees with what you are saying Lol
He went in. In 88 for six years and said if you where close to ETS or extra weight they would show you the door for your reserve time or IRR
Common after the Gulf War, Skippy. Didn’t remember them being done at all before, which is why I asked. Maybe they happened in the Army but were just quite rare in the mid/late 1980s.
Thanks, SEA. Knew that “early outs” were common after the Gulf War, but didn’t recall any prior.
Kinda surprised the Navy would do that vice keep the guy at last base of assignment as a duty soldier until ETS, but each service is different.
The Marune Corps had a similar deal, W95. Rotating off of Okinawa with less than 90 days on your enlistment, you went to the Seperations Unit on Camp Pendleton to be discharged.
It says copy of Court Marshall not on file…
Would that suggests he mayhave had a UCMJ issue ????
Because usually it says N/A
Just curious
Both seem common in FOIA replies, Skippy. I think some NPRC clerks use one phrase out of habit, and others use the other one. Wouldn’t read anything into that.
no, they did have an early out program in 1988. I was scheduled for discharge in july of that year and got out about april or may. and I had an honorable discharge.
I do seem to recall the navy offering an three-year enlistment option in the 80’s.
Often referred to, colloquially anyway, as a “three by six (3X6).” This program required three years of active duty, followed by three years as a drilling reservist and finally three years assigned to the inactive reserve.
Such contracts were restricted to those assigned to reserve units as Training & Administration of Reserve (TAR) personnel. Essentially, TAR personnel provided cadre for reserve units while on permanent active duty.
My understanding is that these sailors could “homestead” such billets until eligible for longevity retirement.
My experience with this subject is dated and likely incomplete.But Hhpefully I’ve addressed at least some of your question.
Nope, back in the mid-80’s that was the deal. Knew a lot of folks at NAS Atlanta and almost all were TAR folks.
Early outs were still rolling in 1987
I’m sure it was the Gramm-Rudman Holding Act let was letting guys out early. I returned CONUS 2-July 87 from deployment and a few guys in Engineering were discharged upon arrival. You had to apply for it as I recall. Plus, I know an EN who signed up for 3 Active & 3 Active Reserve in ’84
THERE WRE 3 OR 4 YEARS TOURS BACK THEN I KNOW BECAUSE ISERVED WITH THIS GUY ANDHE WAS A HE** OF A SAILOR! HE SAVED MY A** MORE THAN ONCE I OWE HIM A LOT.
Sock Puppet
Hey “Tom”… stop yelling (turn the CAPS LOCK key off).
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, !!
Who is he, Shaft?
Really? Do tell. What division were you in?
The one where they were “divisioning” two-holes.
The only thing bad about him is he will run crying to his lawyer…cause he lies well to them
Fonda do you still have the Facebook post about how he was going out and beating up sez offenders???
WORONG AGAIN HE HAS LOTS OF FRIENDS JUST PROBALY DONT HAVE TIME FOR LYING WOMAN WHO MESSES AROUND WITH HIS FRINEDS BEHIND HIS BACK LIKE HIS EXS.
Hey DAVE, I FART in your general direction!
HE DID LOTS I WAS THERE WITH HIM FOR TOUGH TIMES AND HE WAS A HERO THEY DID SOME BADTHINGS TO HIM THINGS HE CANT TALK ABOUT. WATCHED A LOT OF GOOD MEN GO DOWN AND WAS JUST LUCKY TO MAKE ITOUT ALIVE HE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SEE THESE LIES!
He wasn’t by chance, waiting in line to be serviced when he saw a lot of good men go down, now would he?
“Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do with the sock puppet come for you?”
Give it a break.
How did he save your ass? Did he bring the condoms when you played the home version of Brokeback Mountain?
Thomas Reister: THERE WRE 3 OR 4 YEARS TOURS BACK THEN I KNOW BECAUSE ISERVED WITH THIS GUY ANDHE WAS A HE** OF A SAILOR! HE SAVED MY A** MORE THAN ONCE I OWE HIM A LOT.
Generally speaking, a person would know what kind of active-duty contracts were available based on his or her own investment experiences, not based on the people that your she served with. Also, as a narcissistic individual it would be natural for you to see yourself as one heck of a Sailor. Either that, or you have multiple personality disorder. Either way, I don’t know how you would have saved somebody, in a sense that you are describing here, unless you volunteered to clean the head for someone, or fill their spot on the working party. I do see somebody who is extremely narcissistic and who has control issues. You need to seek psychiatric help with that.
Back in 1989 they were offering early outs – At least in the Air Force. This was when the cold war was coming to a end.
Con Men rarely have any conscience at all, to them it’s all about what they want right then and there.
Operation earnest will 87-88 got a NDSM on the USS OKINAWA AND AFEM and a couple of others and there was Panama operation just cause. You just gots to be in the right place at the right time cherry.
It appears he’s perfected the grump cat face. Hopefully they will get the dog back and give it to a real combat wounded vet.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/616542814319415296/McCTpH_E.jpg
I noticed the same thing and was about to comment on it before I read your comment. All the fake wounded types seem to have that “poor pitiful me look”. Real wounded guys seem to have an up beat look on their face, more often than not.
It’s the fractured taint that he suffers from… all of that pain and distress that he’s under from being unappreciated.
Having Fractured Taint Syndrome is the equivalent of serving in combat…right???
Tell him to take up writing fiction.
Wait – cancel that.
He wouldn’t even be any good at fiction. Can’t keep his stories straight.
All-Points Logistics Publishing would take him in a minute.
And Phil Monkress could do the foreword.
Wouldn’t that be ‘foreplay’?
For many years Fonda could not understand my side of the story…Tom made sure she did not hear my side so she would keep being sucked in by his lies. When he is ina relationship he cuts off all ties from his past so the new woman does not find out the truth. Now that she and I have talked… She grasps the depth of his lies.
I certainly hope that he wasn’t showing you a medal of honor, because that would be illegal as hell.
He told me that he threw all his metals overboard when he was on the USS Yellowstone becauae the guilt of him surviving was overwhelming. He also said he was shot out of a helicopter.
Shot out of a helicopter??? No shit?? That’s the dumb bastard who still runs that gig at the circus. Used to do the cannon shoot, but realized he could promote the Damaged Vet syndrome to the public. Actually it’s a four holer designed to look like a chopper. That’s why he always smells like shit when he lands in the net.
Damn, Jarhead, I wish I could have come up with that. A classic.
Was Brian Williams with him? If so, could be legit.
I sometimes wonder if Con Men like him get a kick out of how big a story they can spin and con people into believing it’s true along with how much of a free ride they can get?
The real studs have been there – done that and survived. They have overcome. They are often/usually optimistic. The posers? They have a furrowed brow b/c they are trying desperately to remember their long list of lies so as not to be tripped up with their never ending bullshit.
He showed you a Medal of Honor? Oh, no, that isn’t done, even among posers. That’s serious stuff. How did he even get his hands on a Medal of Honor? Oh, no, no …
Possession of a MoH is illegal unless the possessor is either the recipient, immediate family, or a descendant of the recipient. Selling or buying one is also good and illegal as well as making copies.
ps the link was hilarious and appropriate.
All of this shit makes me sick. I am sick and tired of this homeless Vet angle, the Free Cheese, and the f’n phonies. Sick. Tired.
All you need is a cammie top, a shitty cardboard a shitty cardboard sign and a tin cup.
Throw in an after market boonie hat and dog tags and cha-chang…. handouts, free meals dogs.
Don’t forget this additional mandatory poser gear:
1) Leather Vest with patches (one of which must be the POW-MIA patch)
2) Digital camo ‘doo-rag’ head wrap
3) Desert shemagh scarf around the neck
4) After-market green jungle boots
* Remember to walk with a limp when people are looking at you…
Annnnnnnnd a well groomed ankle biter puppy sitting on the off-ramp with you.
It’s also more profitable to work at least in pairs, preferably fours, so all corners are covered. Having a dog tied to a sign in full sun, w/o shade in 90 degree weather is a plus. I yell at those bastards to at least have some compassion for the dog, to get him in the shade. They yell back it’s none of my business. I tell them I’m calling the cops and ASPCA and Humane Society and the newspaper and TV station. You’d be surprised how quickly some of them find shade. Mostly, though, they don’t give a shit. Fucking waste of space. Breathing my oxygen. I really like the “Will work for food” sign. Those bastards wouldn’t work for shit. The most coveted four corners in my town has a major carwash that ALWAYS has a help wanted sign. At least three of the corners are always covered by these turds. I ask why they don’t go wash some cars and shit. They tell me to mind my own business. You might say we exercise our Constitutional right to free speech, which includes disrespecting each other. Sorry bastards. Will work for food. What a crock.
I’ve offered some of them food and laughed while I drove away after they cussed me for that and demanded cash.
D-Bag
“Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded “veteran.”
I think we all have a pretty good idea of what he is, though.
Yes, working that ‘woe is me’ look to the max. Re above question, I’ve never heard of a service dog being removed from its bogus owner and given to someone who is actually deserving. Something about they have grown an attachment or whatnot. What is it with the posers and their service dog? These animals don’t come cheap. Don’t the organizations actually do a thorough background on the recipient? Do they work through service organizations (DAV, VFW, American Legion) in determining who gets the dog?
I’d be willing to bet what he is dating is another service dog….that is, cheating on his own dog…probably with a hot teacup poodle named Poodle Dik Jr. This was pretty easy to figure out when you said “orgy”.
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HAHA VERY FUNNY HUH JARHEAD WE SAVED UR A**ES ALL OVER THEPLACE NEVER MET A MARINE THAT DIDNT GET SCARED WHEN THE BULLETS START FLYING GUESS THATS WHY UR ON HERE MAKING UP STORIES GET A REAL JOB STOP WAISTING TIME IN UR MOMS BASEMENT ASS WHOLE.
I strongly encourage you to enroll in a remedial grammar class, you really can’t hammer home your point in all caps, misspelled words and incorrect grammar.
Glad you found it so humorous you candy ass piece of shit! You dick sucking cunt…what I’m doing in my mom’s basement is jerking off and saving you a quart of what you love to gobble every chance you get. Yeh, all of us Marines get scared when the bullets start flying. You phony mother fucking (Yeh, your moma told me one time when she fucked mentally retarded people for a living. BTW, I know your father, he was a child molesting retard that has been institutionalized since the age of 12) low life, shithead LOSER
you’ll NEVER amount to anything but a coward who cons gullible women into supporting your lazy worthless ass. BTW, YOU NEVER saved anyone from anything on this planet. You are simply a no good son of a bitch without any balls. In a private email exchange with two of your ex’s, they both said the same thing. You weren’t any better in the sack than a nine year old eunuch. Couldn’t perform any better than a sissy bitch. That explains why you left your own kids and ran off from the responsibility. Hell, you KNEW you weren’t man enough to have kids!
One of your ex’s even said you cried like a baby when she begged for sex. No wonder you wore diapers and referred to them as Depends! BOY, you gotta be gay for sure! Why don’t you look for another woman to support your lazy ass…try looking for a deaf and blind lesbian so they won’t be so demanding! From the looks of your picture at the top of this thread, it appears you are trying to get your flea bitten bitch to suck your wooden cane. That figures! I’ll do ALL I can to see that your dog ends up with somebody who it deserves. I’m really worried you’ll somehow learn to get it up and infect the poor bitch with a STD.
And that, you ignorant lying cocksucker does not stand for Suck The Dog!
You got any other shit you want to discuss, puss boy? Give up your location and let it fly. We’ll see who is scared. You are a damned disgrace to men..those who served, those who had children, those who can satisfy their wife, those with balls hanging between their legs, and most of all….those who can live up to the gender. Of course you’re too fucking stupid to understand words with more than three letters. Give it up before you get bitch slapped by a five year old.
I coulda told you, Davey Boy … Do Not Fuck With The Marines. Or Any Infantry. Bad call on your part, Davey.
YAH YAH YAH HEARD IT ALL BEFORE MARINES TALK A LOT BUT WHEN ITS HEAVY THEY TUCK TAIL AND RUN I BET U WERNT EVEN A MARINE JUST A HOME BOY THAT SITS IN MOMS BASEMENT AND PLAYS GAMES DONT TRY TO TALK TO A REAL MAN. AND MY MOM IS DEAD GOOD JOB U CANT TRASH TALK A DEAD LADY STUPID MARINE POSER.
Boy dave you have alot of balls for a man with a 2 inch dick
You’re full of shit disrespecting Marines or, for that matter, ANY troop who served honorably. Let’s talk about YOUR contributions to the military, you toad. Fuck you.
I’m thinking he isn’t a copy editor for the NYT.
Thomas Reister: HAHA VERY FUNNY HUH
Yes, you don’t realize how you’re shooting yourself in the foot is making the rest of us laugh at you.
Thomas Reister: JARHEAD WE SAVED UR A**ES ALL OVER THEPLACE
Given the periods of service that is listed on your record, I highly doubt that you were in position to save anybody in the combat theater.
Thomas Reister: NEVER MET A MARINE THAT DIDNT GET SCARED WHEN THE BULLETS START FLYING
You do realize that everybody gets scared when rounds start flying, especially when the rounds start flying towards them, do you? You imply that these Marines took off and ran when in fact they carried out the mission handed to them, just like most anybody else did.
All you are doing here is demonstrating how much of an arse you are, and how much you like to deflect your own traits onto everybody else here. If you want to see how we see you on this thread, just read what you say about us. You are the very things that you describe others here.
Thomas Reister: GUESS THATS WHY UR ON HERE MAKING UP STORIES
The only person here that is making up stories is Thomas Reister. The rest of us is telling it like it is about you based on the information above to include what your Ex’s have said about you.
Thomas Reister: GET A REAL JOB
Unlike you, his demeanor and behavior was such that he was able to hold a real job. You, on the other hand, were so abrasive that you created a hostile working environment that discouraged your retention in the employment settings that you attempted.
Thomas Reister: STOP WAISTING TIME IN UR MOMS BASEMENT
Damn Thomas Reister! There you go again with accusing others of doing the very things that you are doing! How about having some respect for the elders? Part of your problem, that has caused you to be a loser life, is that you have a hard time respecting others.
Thomas Reister: ASS WHOLE.
That is how most people in your life have described you.
OMG, I blew snot out my eyeballs. I did. I guess it was snot. Could have been bile. Woke Mrs. HMC up … it’s 0500. OMG, I have no idea what came out my eyes.
That is a classic
Well – I do hope she’s getting satisfaction out of it. I’d hate to see all that effort wasted.
Think of the puppies! They’ll all need good homes!
I corrected them on their story and they deleted my comment. So I had other people repost it until they took out the part about me and my kids.
THEY PROBALY CORRECTED IT CAUSE U WERE TELLING LIES AGAIN. TOMMY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT U SO THERE IS NO REASON TO LIE MORE TO HURT THIS MAN. THOMAS REISTER WAR HERO VETEREN DISABLED
Are you choking on cock again Dave?
Wrong again Thomas…you never stepped foot into a combat zone. And you still have not learned how to spell or put together a proper sentence. Everytime you switch names you still screw up the same. Put a flower on a pile of shit… Your still a pile of shit… And for all the REAL VETS on here…I am sorry he is ruining the vet name.
It’s not your fault that ?Thomas Reister?(Google Hit! ??) is a lying, sniveling con gamer!
Thomas Reister: THEY PROBALY CORRECTED IT CAUSE U WERE TELLING LIES AGAIN.
It could very well have been an attempt to censor the truth about you. The information being put out on this thread, as well as on the original post, are far more truthful than what you have said about yourself here.
Thomas Reister: TOMMY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT U SO THERE IS NO REASON TO LIE MORE TO HURT THIS MAN.
So, you have been having a conversation among your different personalities. 🙄 Correction, there is every reason to continue to tell the truth about you. Do you like the way that I am making your name Google famous? So now, when people researcher name, they will be led to this thread telling the truth about you.
Thomas Reister: THOMAS REISTER WAR HERO
I’m sorry, but according to the records of you displayed above, you did not serve during a time of war while on active duty. It appears that your reserve time overlaps a period of National Defense Service Medal period of eligibility. As you where in a reserve status, and that it appeared that you did not deploy to the Persian Gulf, you cannot even describe yourself as being a war veteran let alone a war hero.
Thomas Reister: VETEREN DISABLED
You are a veteran who is also disabled. Like Dennis Howard Chevalier, also known as Denny H. Chevalier, You like to twist words around to make it sound like you are something that you are not. The information above indicates that your disability is not service-connected.
Or more like servicing his trainer’s dog.
Does he know intercourse, even with a consenting dog is, like, illegal and stuff? Heavy petty is allowed in certain states, but intercourse is not allowed. Sorry, Dave.
Petting, dammit. Although petty might work in Dave’s case. He does seem to be a petty ma, uh, individual.
Since just about any dog can be trained to be a service dog, there are plenty of dogs in shelters that could be put to work and need good homes. Mutts are just as good at it as purebreds.
I’m tired of the whiny, phony, oh-pity-me ‘cuz (pick an excuse) stuff, too. I used to hear that crap from bums in Chicago in the Loop, hitting up passersby for ‘bus money’, while the real misfortunates would never bother anyone.
Makes you cynical, if you let it. So don’t give up. There are plenty of deserving people who struggle on their own.
When I was at Yellowstone with The Claw’s and 3/17 a Park Ranger (not a Ranger Ranger) asked me if my Chocolate Lab and Tibetan Terrier were service dogs. And none of us were wearing Nam hats etc. (I had missed a sign saying dogs couldn’t be where we were.) Maybe I should get a hat and fatigue jacket and get some jack to buy gas for the motorhome?
Best mutts/cats are from the pound/humane. Hands down, can’t do better than a pound mutt.
Concerning this smegma, if he is to be taken seriously, he simply must have a leather jacket, covered with patches. At least one of those patches, and the largest, must be the POW patch. Without the jacket and patches, this guy is obviously a poser.
Now, turd, give back the dog. The dog deserves better than you.
NOPE THAT DOG IS HIS RIGHTFULLY HEEARNED IT WITH SERVICE 2 HIS COUNTRY UNLIKE THE FAKE POSER WANNABES ON THIS SITE THATSPREAD LIES ABOUT A REAL HERO. REAL LOOSERS!!
A little whine with your dinner bozo?
Thomas Reister: NOPE THAT DOG IS HIS RIGHTFULLY HEEARNED IT WITH SERVICE 2 HIS COUNTRY
If the qualification to receive a service dog involves any service and any cause for the disability, you may have a point. However, if the service dogs are intended for veterans with service connected disability, specifically combat related disabilities, there is a potential of fraud on your part.
Thomas Reister: UNLIKE THE FAKE POSER WANNABES ON THIS SITE THATSPREAD LIES ABOUT A REAL HERO. REAL LOOSERS!!
Information about you, displayed above, argues against you being a war veteran. The people that you are describing as “fake poser wannabes” are actual war veterans. You’re the one that is a fake poser wannabee that is spreading lies about the people here simply because you cannot stand the reality that is being force-fed to you about who you really are. The cold hard reality is that you are the real loser, not us.
I’ve been asking myself a question since I started noticing these Dumass doing this crap about 5 years ago. Why in this day and age with so many recourses for vets, including housing, counseling, and job training and many other things would people have to come up with so many BULL SHIT story’s to want to get something that they can get for little or nothing anyways ????
1 – Lazy
2 – Stupid
3 – Liars
4 – No morals
5 – Con artists
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Roger on all
But It pisses me off that people like this seem to mirror what is going nationally
Everything you posted. I’m beginning to wonder when we lost our way it doesn’t make sense
I KNOW N I FEEL THE SAME WAY TO MANY FAKERS OUT THERE MAKING UP STORIES THATS WHY THIS IS A OUTRAGE TO TARNISH THIS GREAT MANS NAME WITH STORIES THAT R NOT TRUE!!!!!
Sock Puppet
Happy sock puppet…
Happy CAPS-LOCK sock puppet.
And YOU’RE one of them, TommyBoi!
Work my balls.
*YAWN*, you really bore the hell out of me, you brainless booger-eating dingleberry of a buck-toothed inbred Swamp Donkey!
Looks like a caps-lock key has been harnessed by the crusty spooge left in a luv-sock. I just bet there was a spirochete involved in catalyzing the reaction.
Jackass, if you’re going to use two different names on here, at least take the caps lock off and change the syntax on one of them.
BTW, the admins know your IP address, so I’m sure that they already know that “TOM” and “DAVE” are using the same computer. Really, you’re not doing much to increase our perceptions of boatswains mates. What’s funny is that, when I was in submarine school, the treat for anyone who screwed up was that they would be sent to an auxiliary ship as a BM striker. Sound familiar?
I always liked that threat. Do well in A school, NPS, Prototype or we’ll send you to the fleet to be a bilge diver!
So 2 years of college-level training, and what happens? I get to my first boat aND am told, “Welcome, PO SEA. Here’s your qual cards, you’re already dink, and your field day assignment is the RPFW Bay bilge in ERLL. Have fun.”
Thomas Reister: THATS WHY THIS IS A OUTRAGE TO TARNISH THIS GREAT MANS NAME WITH STORIES THAT R NOT TRUE!!!!!
Actually, what you consider as an “outrage” is the fact that we are here unmasking your phony persona. This this day case of “tarnishing” a “great man’s” name but rather, our destroying the phony persona that you have created for yourself. Without your pony persona, you have nothing with which to hide behind other than who you actually are. The downside, you don’t like what you see when you look at your true self. You try to hide your true self using your narcissism. The image that is being destroyed here is the false image that you propped up to cover for the fact that you have been a failure throughout your life. You have been a failure while in the Navy, and you have been failure since left the Navy. Your attitude on this thread substantiates that as well as what your Ex’s have said about you. There is a good chance that if you continue to be this way, you will continue to be a failure in your future.
Damn almost forgot
May Karma deal with you in a harsh but even way
MORON !!!!!!
Motherfucker…
Cocksucker.
Yes, it’s true … Cocksucker has such greater emphasis coming from ex-OS2. We should learn from this example of brevity with such great emphasis.
Dear Mr. Thomas Magnum Turd Sucking Reister:
Last week the VA replaced my hip, hence I am technically a “disabled” (non-service related) vet. Unlike you, you pond scum, I have no intention of remaining a “disabled” vet. I will get past the disability and once again become a productive citizen as the Navy/Marines taught me. You are a pustulate sore on the honor of our services and a putrescence on society. You should be surgically removed from society, preferably via the fine precision of a guillotine. Have a good day, you pile of vomitus.
aGrimm: Once more you’re sitting on the fence. Please, please, tell us how you really feel about this waste of space.
If he’s still claiming to be homeless and living in Slammintonio, he’s either lying or homeless by choice.
We have a city funded program where they go to great lengths to get homeless vets off the streets and into some form of shelter. Minus some who may have recently hit the streets, the only legit homeless vets in Slammintonio are those who refused the assistance.
And in that case, they don’t get my assistance either.
Gotta see if I can’t track this guy down. I love dogs – it’s humans who annoy me…
I bet he’ll be easy to find, now that I’ve thought about it:
Hawaiian shirt, Tigers hat, cheesy mustache.
Yep, should be real easy to find.
He’ll be choking a rubber chicken while sitting at a stop light in a red Ferrari 308 GTS.
Easy to spot.
Annnnnnd sucking cock for pennies on the dollar behind dumpsters at the Flying J on North Foster Road.
Just follow your nose to the unbearable stench.
HE DONT LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO NO MORE I HEARD HE MOVED UP NORTH BUT STAYED IN TEXAS. SAN ANTONIO WAS A DUMP THEY DONT TREAT VETERENS LIKE THEY SHOULD. A DAMN SHAME!
We treat deserving vets pretty good. It’s the scum we don’t like.
Good riddance…
Sock Puppet
David…funny how you type exactly like some dick named Tom. Even funnier that both of you are illiterate.
If he DON’T live in San Antonio kmow more, ain’t you got hiz address.
BTW you f____ng MAROON, please tell all us uninformd people how they is suppozed to treet VETERENS..as YOU done rote?
Won othor thang…How can a dog named “Connor” axshually belong to a CONNER?
NOT TRUE I MOVED FROM SAN ANTONIO AWHILE AGO THAT PLACE IS TERRIBLE FOR VETS AND THESE LOOSERS ARE JUST MAKING UP STORIES.. HE SHOULD SHOW THIS TO HIS LAWYER AND SUE THESE ASS WHOLES!
“I MOVED FROM SAN ANTONIO AWHILE AGO”
Wait, I thought you were Tom’s OLD FREIND? Did you move with his?
lol Can’t wait to here how your–I mean his–lawyer’s conversation with Mr. Lilyea goes.
Dave, Tom or David, I encourage you to enroll in a remedial grammar class.
Uh, Sue? Who’s Sue?
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT????
YOU SURE CAN’T WRITE ANYTHING COHERENT IN ENGLISH. Try gobbledygook. Right up your alley!
Thomas Reister: HE DONT LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO NO MORE I HEARD HE MOVED UP NORTH BUT STAYED IN TEXAS.
Damn Thomas Reister! There you go again letting one of your multiple personalities speak for you! You didn’t hear about this, you know about this as you are the person that you are trying to talk about.
Thomas Reister: SAN ANTONIO WAS A DUMP THEY DONT TREAT VETERENS LIKE THEY SHOULD. A DAMN SHAME!
Correction, the people in San Antonio refused to take your crap and reacted to your incivility towardsthem in a way that angered you even more. Instead of changing your attitude to fit in, and to get favorable treatment as a result, you decided to take your nasty attitude with you somewhere else. I guarantee you that what happened in San Antonio is going to happen in the place that you are in now. The constant here is your attitude. If you want to make your life better, and stop the “poor treatment” towards you, you need to change your attitude. You can start by getting psychiatric help for your narcissism and your need for control.
How did you find this guy?
I hope you have taken all the steps to move on with your life and get away from this maggot.
Just make sure you take the necessary steps to not only protect yourself and your family, but to find solace as well.
I wish you the best.
Welcome to TAH. We’re a friendly bunch. OK, some are a little too friendly sometimes. Strong women are always welcome!
The ladies rule the roost.
maybe the kinda women he can meet on craiglist r on there for a reason cause they got there on problems sounds like u got problems lady and should see help instead of trying to get mad and jelous and get even with ur ex by lying on theinternt.
Rick, Tom, Dave, David, I encourage you to enroll in a remedial grammar class.
I ENCORAGE U TOKISS MY U KNOW WHAT(ASS).
You know Dave this Tommy Reister is such an upstanding citizen that you might make him look bad with all your bravado and name calling. Last I heard he was wining to his kiss ass lawyer because he is too afraid to openly defend himself.
I spelled encourage for you, what does TOKISS mean?
Thomas Reister: I ENCORAGE U TOKISS MY U KNOW WHAT(ASS).
Which is what you expect society to do. 🙄 I have news for you, the only thing that has been happening is that life has been kicking you in the ass. This is an example of you reacting negatively, with incivility, toward somebody giving you a helpful hint. I wouldn’t be surprised that when you were in the Navy, and afterwards, you were on arse to those who tried to help you as you thought that they were attacking you. Again, you need help for your narcissism and need for control.
I imagined he has kissed some ass.
To include tonguing and working the two-hole.
I would not sweat this maggot much longer.
Guys like this usually wind up in a ditch on the side of the road.
Well, DAVE/TOM/REISTER/WHATEVAHH:
Try this on for size: We believe HER, not you.
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Now…as I understand it, barge ferry coxain in peacetime is a job where I could see a squid getting PTSD. Where do these goofballs come from? There has got to be more phonie veterans out there than actual veterans.
I agree. I think 95% of these bums claiming to be homeless veterans are just bums looking for handouts and any freebies they can score. When I worked for CA Dept. of Veterans Affairs, the department used to put on these outreach programs called “stand downs.” One of our guys who had been to dozens of them across the state for several years said he saw the same losers looking for freebies at almost every one he attended. No one ever required a DD214 or any proof they ever served. It is probably like the people claiming they are Vietnam POWs. I read somewhere that over 13,000 people have made claims they were Vn POWs to the VA.
What’s really bad, rgr769, is that in 2009 the VA was paying over 1200 people benefits as former POWs from Vietnam and the Gulf War.
Less than 700 living POWs came home from those two conflicts, and only around 570 were alive in 2009. The rest had conned the VA into granting them “former POW” status and bennies.
The situation is particularly bad for the Gulf War. Only 21 US military personnel were taken POW by Iraq during that conflict. In 2009, the VA was paying benefits to 286 “former POWs” from the gulf War. That’s over 12 1/2 fakes for each legit POW from the Gulf War receiving bennies from the VA for that reason. (For Vietnam, it’s around one fake receiving VA bennies on the basis of being a “Vietnam POW” for every legit Vietnam POW still alive.)
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=56673
The VA is empowered by Federal law to make the call on whether someone is a POW for VA benefits purposes. They have repeatedly demonstrated that they are institutionally incompetent to do so. Federal law should be changed to both (1) empower DoD – not the VA – to make that official determination, and (2) prohibit the VA from paying POW benefits to anyone not recognized as a POW by DoD.
OMG! I served from 1986 to 2010. I had my share of deployments from the so called OIF to the present
Clusterf$9zk I have never seen such an emerging bunch of whiners that are hitting the streets now. Granted I am kinda drunk blogging, but Jesus Christ in His purple drawersz! What is wrong with these people?
DocV
They are the remnants of what used to be the hippies from the 1960s. Same crowd, same whines, same crap.
Some hippies grew up and led useful lives. Others turned into vagrants, fleecing the system. They don’t like that aphorism: if you wanta eat, you gotta work.
They all need their own planet.
Check out the world of academia.
They found the scam (niche).
Do the same stuff and get PAID for it.
Under the guise of education.
Got to give them credit….
… and they will teach YOUR KIDS, GT.
Do you really want that to happen?
No.
But the point is relevant.
They cannot function in the real world as they have zero resilience or mental toughness.
By looks of his paperwork, he was a BM (only rating I know that drives small boats) on a nuclear powered guided missile cruiser that made 2 Meds & a counter narcotics patrol from what I read online…same as me. No PTSD from eye-balling some Soviet ‘fishing trawlers’ up close. There was this real dicey taxi ride in Naples that had about 9.8 on the pucker-factor meter…a questionable trip to the The Hoppa (maybe that’s spelled/pronounced wrong) in Istanbul, but no, no PTSD
WHAT ISTHIS CRAP?? DONT U LOSERS HAVE NOTHINBETTER TO DO THEN TO MAKE UP STUFF ON THE INTERNET WHY DONT U GET A JOB U ASS WHOLES AND STOP WAISTING UR TIME TRYIN TO BRING SOMEONE DOWN WHO JUST HAVING A BAD TIME?? THIS IS A DISCRACE AND U SHOULD ALL BE A SHAME OF URSELFS. LEAVE THIS GUY ALONE I KNOW HIM AND HES A GREAT GUY AND THIS LIES R GONNA GET HIM IN A LOT OF TROUBLE GIVE HIM A BRAKE!! PLEASE!??
YAH I KNOW HIM TO GREAT SAILOR AND MAN
It’s amusing that both “TOM” and “DAVID” have broken Caps Lock keys and make identical spelling/grammar errors.
TOM + DAVID = Sock Puppets
Totally legit.
Happy sock puppet…
You should encourage Tommy to come back and visit TAH, it will be a blast.
Your comments are painful to read. I agree with the others that you should get hooked on phonics. I can’t decide if you are just “stirring the pot” or if you are the phony described above.
Well JJ, there seems to be a commonality between “tom/dave/rick/david” and statistically speaking, it would be impossible for a fine, upstanding war hero like Mr Riester to have 4 moronic friends who can’t put together a sentence that makes sense. So I would have to surmise that this bozo is none other than the infamous Mr Reister himself. Does anyone else see the resemblance? Of course, I could be wrong….
It’s pretty bad when you are up here tooting your own horn and speaking of yourself in the third person. It’s like someone pointing to his reflection in the mirror and saying, “No, YOU’RE the MAN!” Your narcissism is such that it doesn’t bother you that the only posts complementing you here are your sock puppet posts.
You numba one funny asshole. His own lies gonna get him in trouble.
You must be one of his boyfriends…
WHY DO ALL HIS BOYFRIENDS WRITE LIKE THIS? At lEaSt IT iS bEttEr tHan LIkE THiS.
Go suck a cock TOM along with your double dutch rudder partner DAVID.
I highly suggest that you enroll in a remedial grammar and spelling class.
Turd.
stop lying about him u dont knowwhat hes been thru maybe hes hard on his son because he dosent want him to go down the wrong path likehim and end up homeless and spit on by the people who are suposed to take care of him and treat him right when he is a WAR VETERENthat gets treated bad at the shelters and has to leave!!
I find it very interesting that “TOM”, “DAVE”, “DAVID”, and “RICK” all seem to have a lot in common – like IP addresses.
Why, if I didn’t know better, I’d think . . . well . . .
You know, Hondo, I think you’re on to something. Such as a miserable uneducated lying POS with multiple personalities.
He’s about due for another sooeyside threat, thanks to digging himself in further every minute he plays another loser character in his repertoire.
With every Tom, Dave, David, & Rick having been brought into the fold, who’s next? The OBVIOUS answer is Harry. Calling sock puppet Harry..come in please! You can be an asshole but don’t dare try being an ASSWHOLE! That is reserved for the T A H crew and nobody else. One last question Harry…why does this dickwad ALWAYS (as you claim) get spit on by the people who are supposed to take care of this homeless WAR VETEREN (you fckn imbecile)? Does he stink like he writes? No shit Sherlock, I thought they fired all the spitters at the homeless shelters to save money.
BTW, you look good in the picture above. Righty or lefty? You a bi-sock by any chance? Bet you’d hump a wool sock in a minute.
very funny jarhead what a looser no wonder u joined the marines what a bunch of pansies had to save there a**es a bunchof times.
*YAWN*, babble, babble babble…
BO-RING!!!
Rick, how can you type while in the middle of a reverse triple dutch rudder?
Right?! Lucky for Rick the all-male glory hole has free WiFi!
Fantastic!
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He/They are a legend in their own minds.
┌∩┐(ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐
Whore Hero of the truckstop kind….
NO THATS UR MOM ASS WHOLE.
Look, he still doesn’t know how to spell even though you told him how to spell it. What a moron.
Wine, wine, wine, wine wine. Your an alcoholic you wine so much.
Just having a bad time? I’ll tell you had a bad time, your parents and your siblings! Shit, if I had your last name I’d change it!
We get plenty of phony shitbirds on this site! You Mr. Dimbulb, are not only a Shitbird. You are dumb, illiterate Shitbird! And I’ve only listed your good points!
Bleah, bleah, bleah, bleah. You is one VERY BORING LOSER of a candyassed booger-eating brainless sockpuppet. Did it hurt? Did it hurt that day you came out of someone’s ass and landed on that cold, hard porcelain?
I’ll give you a BRAKE you ignorant third grade dropout. The BRAKE I give you is a pat on the back for having enough sense to quit school in the third grade after “trying so hard to pass” for the seventh time. Thirteen years old and you finally did all the other seven year olds a favor by quitting! Yeh, it’s your BRAKE moron!
Sorry, Tom, I’m retired. I don’t need a job. Why, HMC, don’t you need a job? B/C, Tom, I worked for 47 freaking consecutive years, with a 3 year break after Navy retirement to return to school. So, no, I’ve done enough work and I’m too damn old.
Oh, and I’m not an ASS WHOLE. I’m an ASS HOLE.
Thanks for correcting that in future posts.
Boy how I wish Tom would come back and beg some more. I’m bored.
Methinks it’s likely that ?Thomas Reister? (GH)is trying to find ways to intimidate his other “Ex” that came here and told the truth about him. He “lawered up” to bully one of them, I wonder if ?Thomas Reister? is trying to go full Bernath? I can’t stand even the thought of that roach turd, I have nothing but hatred for those who bully and belittle Women for telling the truth about someone, IMHO ?Thomas Reister? is an absolute waste of flesh and oxygen, I truly pity that dog for being stuck with him!
Maybe his lawyer told him he’d better shut his mouth before he gets himself in trouble. Poor dog!
Thomas Reister: WHAT ISTHIS CRAP??
You called this “crap” because none of your attempts, to get them to stop hammering you, work. They kept lacerating you. So, when they did not do what you wanted them to do, you pretended to be somebody else. This simply shows that you have control issues, that you are narcissistic, and that you have a thin skin.
Thomas Reister: DONT U LOSERS HAVE NOTHINBETTER TO DO
Folks that post over here have fun arguing against exposed phonies and exposed embellishers who attempt to argue against the facts posted about them. During your attempt to argue hear, you provided humor and something to laugh at. People here have fun watching you phonies and embellishers tap dance and freak out.
You should be looking at yourself in the mirror while asking yourself that same question. Don’t you have anything better to do than to make up stories about yourself that aren’t true?
Thomas Reister: THEN TO MAKE UP STUFF ON THE INTERNET
It’s not “made-up stuff” when it is documented and posted above and backed by those who know you above. The only “making up” taking place is what you are saying about yourself. The idea that you were a “great sailor” or great “anything else” is nothing but made up stuff. You’re the one that’s making things up.
Thomas Reister: WHY DONT U GET A JOB
The majority of those who are posting here do have a job. What you are really demanding is that people here stop hammering you. That’s not going to happen.
Thomas Reister: U ASS WHOLES
What you call people here is what society likely calls you. Perhaps the way you got treated in Austin is not a reflection on those who are “mistreating” veterans, it’s a reaction to you and to your abrasive behavior.
Thomas Reister: AND STOP WAISTING UR TIME TRYIN TO BRING SOMEONE DOWN
People didn’t waste time bringing someone “down”, they were just stating the obvious. They were simply describing you as you truly are and not as how you think you are. The only person that is wasting time is you, you’re wasting time trying to inflate yourself.
Thomas Reister: WHO JUST HAVING A BAD TIME??
There’s an excellent chance that if you looked at your own situation, and what has caused you to have a “bad time”, you would find a common cause — your abrasiveness.
Thomas Reister: THIS IS A DISCRACE AND U SHOULD ALL BE A SHAME OF URSELFS.
What is a disgrace are the actions you took as recorded above and as substantiated by your Ex’s. To add to the disgrace, you placed a lot of effort arguing against the facts about you while trying to prop up the lie that you live by. You are not what you think you are, but what others describe you here.
Thomas Reister: LEAVE THIS GUY ALONE
Hammering you is fun, you’re not going to be left alone. Besides, adding more of your name here for Google improves the chances that a search of your name brings this thread up.
Thomas Reister: I KNOW HIM AND HES A GREAT GUY
Don’t you have anything better to do than to make stuff up on the Internet? Yes, we know that you are going to describe yourself as a “great guy”, while attempting to talk as if you are somebody else that knows you.
Thomas Reister: AND THIS LIES R GONNA GET HIM IN A LOT OF TROUBLE
Actually, what has gotten you into a lot of trouble in the past, and now, is your judgment. You have exercised a series of poor judgments which has gotten you the results that causes you to blame other people and other groups other than yourself for your predicaments.
Thomas Reister: GIVE HIM A BRAKE!! PLEASE!??
You’ll get a break the moment you realize that the common cause for your problems in your life is you; and you take action to change your life.
Thomas Reister – You refer to yourself as a ‘HERO’ on multiple occasions, please share with us what you have done that you consider heroic.
We already know that he can’t spell. Perhaps he means “ZERO”.
In one of his ex wife’s posts she says that he showed her a Medal of Honor. Granted, right now I’m running on about two hours of sleep, but isn’t claiming a Medal of Honor you didn’t receive illegal? Maybe the police should look into that.
Preferably an officer who’s a military veteran. With combat experience. THAT would be a fun time.
Granted that will give him a “home”.
I wonder if we, as the taxpayer, have to pay for it?
I want the dog. I need someone to fetch the paper for me.
I understand SARC is out and about around 0500, when papers are usually delivered. You know, he’s returning home, from, uh, well, uh visiting. Maybe he could throw your paper on the porch. Just a thought.
ID SARC and a rolled up newspaper…
I’m thinking you may not want that paper after all.
Ah, yes… making a “house call”.
I feel sorry for the dog. His kennel mates got assigned to deserving vets and he got stuck with this phony. Dog probably has the PTSD now.
Sadly enough, the dog probably has a loose and burning two-hole.
O. K. Alex…I’ll take “Who’s dog has a STD given to it by its owner?” for $200!
Shitbag.
It losers like this thar fuck it up for those that really need held.
I wonder if he has a General or Less-than-Honorable to boot?
I guess Ole Tommy Boi has not really given up his Navy Rate. He still is a BM. Not sure if he is morning or late evening type yet.
How about more like a post-coital fart?
,,, “post Coital fart”,,,,,, You, Madame are a wordsmith……
Thank you. I am working on it diligently.
Well stick around then. We sure enjoy it when someone gets on the wrong side of the Ladies of TAH. It turns into quite a bloodbath – great therapy….
Almost forgot – watch out for IDC SARC. 😉
Stick around, Fonda. The more comments posted here with THOMAS REISTER’S name on them, the better.
Thomas Riester
“I am a fierce and passionate woman”
well hellooooo
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!!
OKay, that is IT! Don’t you dare wave that thing at me any more! I don’t know where it’s been and probably don’t want to know, either.
wait, uh, …I can ‘splain
Dang… busted.
I’m sure you can. I just hope your ‘explanation’ is better than the last one.
You go ass kicker..lol
I see all these “Feel Good” Stories about Homeless Veteran Standdowns on the news.
I have no doubt that a lot of the hobos just see “free shit” and line up.
I think the first think that should happen is the people who go there should be given a statement that explains the Stolen Valor Act and any state or local laws on obtaining money, goods or services through fraudulent means.
Just the threat of checking the background and tossing them in jail might scare off the worst of the frauds.
Most of these dudes in my experience are general and less-than-honorable shitbags who not only “quit” the military (or were shown the door) but also quit in life.
Rarely have I met an honorable vet who is homeless.
Not to say it does not happen. And you help those guys.
But the rest can pound sand.
Yeah, I’ve been involved in some of these. Mostly it’s for the chow, chow vouchers, clothing, etc. We have helped a few legit get their 214. Ask most about it, though, and they get amnesia or early onset forgetfulness or whatever. Even offer to get them registered for VA care. Some legit folks like the idea. The others are carting away massive amounts of clothing and blankets.
If in my last few years God were to grant me one wish, it would be for all prisons to have a special unit for POSERS such as this one. Wait Lord, I’m not done yet. That wish would include each POSER being housed in a two man cell…the cell mate being a lifer that NEEDS a daily ass to violate. For you TOM & DAVID…a special foursome with Bubba and Buckwheet!
So many chew toys, so little time. Hey ASSWHOLE (I did that so you could read it as spelling doesn’t seem to be your strong point) stick around and post for a while. And maybe you can post something coherent and understandable that might prove us wrong. But you can’t because you’re a lying dipshit. I’m going to make some popcorn and see if you come back, this is going to be fun.
He’s waiting for the library to open so he can use their computer
Nice one.
Maybe it’s an unlicensed one in Ft. Myers that was disbarred in CA and a non-CPO to boot? He’s Dutch Rudder Gang material.
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Meh, that or he’s already used up his allotment of Internet time at whatever shelter he’s conned into taking him in.
A Section 8 apartment or Public Housing Project?
Potential “Fecal Four” material.
Although there is a lot of competition.
Speaking of which, when are we going to run the tourney?
A lot of potential contenders.
Lets get it on…..!
Damn another 200 plus comment tread
I’m running out of popcorn
Phildo aka.,(The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress – CEO of All-Points Logistics) broke 2,000 remarks.
This shitbag has a task and purpose.
Turds of a similar ooziness do not drop far from the same two-hole.
Maggots.
Who said popcorn? Where?
I’m out on my way to the commissary to get more…
Sweet!
I am Fondas best friend and she told me that she got a cease and desist letter from a lawyer that says she has to take back what she said. She is crying her eyes out right now so I am speaking for her: she is so sorry if she offended Mr Thomas Riester. It was not her intention to accuse him of wrong doing. And she is sincerely sorry and will not be commenting or posting on here anymore.
Interesting.
Then rip that letter up.
And why you are at it, tell Thomas Riester to suck balls.
He seems to have done it before…
GOOD THATS CAUSE SHE ISSPREADING LIES AND TRYING TO TARNISH A HEROS GOOD NAME WITH LIES. TOMMY TOLD MEALL ABOUT HER AND HERSTORIES DONT KNOW WHY U ALL BELEIVE HER BUT NOT HIS REAL FREINDS THAT KNOW HIM AND SERVED THRU HELL WITH HIM. GOD BLESS ALL THE REAL HEROS NOT THE LOOSERS ON THIS SITE WHO TELL LIES.
and dave they took down all here messages on here cause she is lying and can be sued by tommys lawyer now its ok i saved them all so i still have them.
HAH HAH YAH I SAW THEM WERE GONE NICE TRY ASS WHOLES U REALLY MESSED WITH THEWORNG GUY THIS TIME HAH HAH HAH WHOSE LAUGHIG NOW???????
THOMAS REISTER TRUE HERO AMERICA VETEREN HERO VIETNAM VETEREN THOMAS REISTER IS A WAR HERO
Which one of you is the pivot man in tonight’s circle jerk, Tom/Rick/Richard/Dick? Remember to save some time to take care of the truckers at the local Love’s tonight, OK?
I would say “Turd” Bolling or The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics.
I smoke Cubans and savor the flavor.
Thomas Reister sniffs the ash tray and opines on the “whiffs and legs” of taint….
Hey “DAVE” aka ?Thomas Reister?, go fuck yourself sideways with a truckload of rusty barbed wire wrapped in diarrhea-soaked asbestos, you lying-assed POLTROON. You THINK you’ve bullied one of your exes into silence, but you’ve shown your true colors to The People of TAH®™ and we don’t back down. You’re little more than a moldy cockroach turd to us, others have tried to bully and sue TAH into silence and ALL HAVE FAILED, Thomas Reister aka Daniel A. Bernath Junior!
Thomas Reister = Daniel A. Bernath Junior!
Be careful.
You are about to have a huge, steaming pile of Phil Monkress congealing on your screen…..
Rough stuff.
Oh, I was wrong. She was crying from laughing at all the ridiculous comments that tom/dave/rick/David are putting up and the ass chewing these REAL veterans are giving you! And she is dying with giggles becasue she knows he’s going to have to answer to someone else who has accused him of lying! Oh its hilarious when Karman comes back and bites you in the ass!lololol
Come and take my posts down.
Oh – you’re only tough with women. I’m in Slammintonio. Just a matter of time….
In case anyone was wondering: yeah, these three comments from “DAVE” and “RICK” – posted in a 3 minute span – all originated from the same IP.
Yup; it’s Sock Puppet A-Go-Go in here on this thread.
Did you really misspell assholes? God you’re a fucking idiot. I was actually joking when I misspelled it in my earlier post. Do us all a favor and go get your Caps Lock fixed and turn on grammar and spell check. If you are a veteran you must have been able to waive the ASVAB because you certainly are a dumb fuck on a keyboard.
When I did NBC defense you would have been an excellent carbon based detector unit and that’s about all you would have been useful for. Fuck off chew toy.
IIRC they were still doing Cat IV waivers in the mid-80’s.
Knew a guy in boot whose AFQT was 11.
Yeah. 11. Thus guy looks real close.
Thomas Reister: HAH HAH YAH I SAW THEM WERE GONE
The only thing that I see gone is your mind and your senses.
Thomas Reister: NICE TRY ASS WHOLES
I’d rather be called an ass “whole” then to be like you, acting like an ass while you smell worse than ass, while making an ass out of yourself spewing shit all over this thread about things you did not do while impugning those that are better than you who are telling the truth about you.
Thomas Reister: U REALLY MESSED WITH THEWORNG GUY THIS TIME HAH HAH HAH WHOSE LAUGHIG NOW???????
No, we didn’t mess with the wrong guy with our hammering you. You are not really laughing. You are fuming pissed. The cold hard reality is that we are laughing at you.
Thomas Reister: THOMAS REISTER TRUE HERO
Correction, Thomas Reister, true zero. All you have to do is look back at your life to see how this is the case.
Thomas Reister: AMERICA VETEREN HERO
We are giving you the benefit of the doubt and identifying you as a veteran. However, you have proven to be a zero in life, not a hero. You brag about being a hero, but cannot even be brave enough to come clean to those that know you and to us.
Thomas Reister: VIETNAM VETEREN
As in, you were the drummer baby during the Vietnam War?
Thomas Reister: THOMAS REISTER IS A WAR HERO
By “war hero,” did you mean the war against donuts? You have definitely caused many a doughnut wife to become a doughnut widow. How many doughnut kills, I mean doughnut consumptions, have you clocked in?
Thomas Reister: GOOD THATS CAUSE SHE ISSPREADING LIES AND TRYING TO TARNISH A HEROS GOOD NAME WITH LIES.
Actually, if you read further down, it is because she is in tears laughing at you getting your WHOLE ass cut off and shoved down your throat. She is telling the truth about you. You, on the other hand, are spreading lies in trying to embellish what you have actually done. The only lies that we are seeing are what is coming out of your posts.
Thomas Reister: TOMMY TOLD MEALL ABOUT HER AND HERSTORIES
No, you know about her from first-hand experience and you know that she is destroying the drivel, garbage, and lies that you’re spreading throughout this thread. That doesn’t sit well with you doesn’t it?
Thomas Reister: DONT KNOW WHY U ALL BELEIVE HER BUT NOT HIS REAL FREINDS THAT KNOW HIM AND SERVED THRU HELL WITH HIM.
We believe her because she is telling the truth about you. We do not believe you because you are full of it and are embellishing your accomplishments while putting other people down with lies of your own. Also, the so-called “friends” that you talk about are nothing more than your sock puppets. The voices in your head don’t count as extra people.
Thomas Reister: GOD BLESS ALL THE REAL HEROS NOT THE LOOSERS ON THIS SITE WHO TELL LIES.
So, what you are saying here is that God is going to bless those of us that are destroying you, including those who know you who have come to this thread to expose you, while God isn’t going to bless you and others like you. You do realize that you just slammed yourself, do you?
I think that went right over his head.
Reading his comments would cause my High School English Teacher to commit ritual suicide. I have not seen grammar, spelling, punctuation and syntax this awful since the glory days of that loser (note loser and not looser) from Bethesda MD that defended Phil Monkress. The only thing that could make me forget the pain of reading his drivel would be a Flaming Squirrel with an extra shot of Tequila.
Damn – “TOM”, “DAVE”, “DAVID”, and “RICK” or whomever the fuck you are, it’s pretty bad when the ex’s start showing up and diming your stupid ass out for all the shit that you dealt them while married. You had a perfectly good Navy career and decided that your taint was all inflamed because you didn’t feel loved.
Go get some vagicil, rub it on your mangina and deal with the fact that you’ve made a mess of your life.
Fuck you, THOMAS REISTER…
The more, the merrier! I hope you find her and show her this, Thomas Reister (GH! ?) deserves it!
So many Sock Puppets; so little time.
This man has admitted his lies, created more lies, and capitalised on those lies. I have proof that he is a liar. I have proof of his admissions and witnesses to his admissions as well. Dude admitted to us he was raped and thats why he lied. I cannot continue to read his lies. He asked me what he should do and I told him to tell the truth. He obviously has refused to do that. “Tom” and “Dave” are of course his sock puppets. Tommy don’t force me to expose the truth anymore and come clean!
Drop the hammer on his ass… vent your spleen!
We’ve already heard from TWO of his “Exes”. Go for it, LET ‘ER RIP!!!
So I guess it’s true, Karman can come back and bite you in the asswhole.
What a shitbag.
BULL CRAP U DONT KNOW THOMAS REISTER I CALL BULL CRAP WHAT IS UR REAL NAMETHEN? HOW DO U KNOW HIM??
My name…,so “passe”, is “Work My Balls”.
Get lost, maggot.
If you need help, I would contact Commander Phil Monkress at All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, Florida.
He will provide further clarification on this matter.
And probably offer you employment.
Good deal?
“DAVE”, you might as well come clean. We all know that you’re Thomas Reister. Honestly, you were stupid enough to come here with a “fake” name that was your real name and claim that you were a different Tom. We also know that DAVE and TOM are using the same internet connection.
You’re trying to go from the shallow end to the deep end of the gene pool, but you forgot your water wings. Just give it up now before you get yourself in the kind of trouble that will take a good lawyer and a lot of money to get out of.
Hey “DAVE”. Tell your “friend” that he better keep his head down (probably already is-in a hobo’s lap) as there are a few of us in Slammintonio looking for him…
Carman, unlike your sock puppets, is real and is someone that has met you and knows you. By even asking Carman that question, you are proving to us that you will even lie to yourself. At this point, you sound like the man, standing behind the curtains, demanding others to ignore the man standing behind the curtains. If anything, we are calling bull crap to all these other people speaking for you via your sock puppets.
You know the answer to your own question. You are simply in a state of panic for the fact that your phony persona is being destroyed in front of your eyes. Come clean and tell the truth, it will set you free.
Thomas Reister (GH!??) seems about as bright as a broken light bulb!
That dog sure has a “PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE AND THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM!!” look on his face, poor pooch!
That dog knows what’s gonna happen when the sun goes down. Poor mutt.
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Hey DAVE (Thomas Reister), WHERE-UM YOU NOW, DUMMY? I’m still here, you snot-sucking PHONY!! You pick on women that tell the truth about you, DAMN you’re a WUSS!
He’s busy earning money by blowing truckers at the local Flying J…
For pennies on the dollar.
Nah, tonight is “refund night”. They call him “Little Susie Shallowthroat”.
Thank you A PROUD. Unfortunately he has a lawyer that believes all his lies. He utilizes the legal system alllll the time. But he can’t shut everyone up…just cause he has stopped a couple please so what you guys can to get the truth out. And Carmen…you go girl.
Some lawyers would sue their own Grandmothers for their false teeth if they thought it would get them ahead. Thomas Reister (GH!) is digging himself deeper and will soon reap what he has sown. There ARE penalties for lying to a court, ya’ know? Others who have tried to silence TAH have found that out the hard way. Who’s gonna take care of his dog when he ends up in jail? OH, and ?Thomas Reister ?(GH!), where are you now, aka “DAVE”? Hmmm, I guess DAVE’S NOT HERE! ??
He prob won’t come back now that he has gagged Fonda but I hope you are right about TAH coming out on top on this one
A number of POSers have tried to sue TAH into silence and ALL have failed. ?Thomas Reister ?(GH!) is little more than a dog turd on life’s sidewalk that will get swept aside.
FUCK YOU ?Thomas Reister? the lying POS POSer.
API….only the oldsters will catch that one. Knock knock, knock knock DAVE…DAVE…DAVE’S NOT HERE! “Damn, last week when I asked for volunteers to help go clean out that marijuana field. I damned near got run over by you people!” One of my favorite closings was, “Bailiff, whack him on the pee pee!” Oh the memories of taking a trip without leaving the farm!
Hey Dave…I got the stuff, man…
WHO? DAVE’S NOT HERE!!!
Dave is out giving Thomas a “dirty sanchez”
That or a “Blumpkin”.
Where’s Blind Melon Chitlin when you need him? Probably API & Mr. Bill will be the only ones who will appreciate this. During my 2nd (and last) trip to RVN, much time was spent on a Battalion Lndg. Team. Up and down the northern part of the coast we went, making mostly uneventful landings. On the LST (or whatever they called it) there was mine and two other tanks. One night while on board, in my tank, three others and myself crowded into the turret and shared some real kickass stuff brought back from Thailand by someone who had gone there on R & R. We were well along on our own “vacation” without even leaving the ship….loader’s and T C hatches closed, and a tarp pulled over them before closing…just to be safe. All of a sudden there was one hell of a banging on the top of the tank, demanding we come out. When I said “who is it?”, I like to have lost my s__t when the response was “Lt. (never did understand the last name he gave) SoandSo>” My time remaining until I was to head home within two months just absolutely went to hell. As I crawled out first with two bright flashlights in my face, terrified that four years had just been removed from a clean record, these two assWHOLES started laughing their heads off, knowing they had just pulled one on the short-timer on the float. Likely 30 minutes was what it took for me to calm down after that. BTW, they both said they had already removed the tarp by the time the hatch opened. According to them, it reminded them of Hiroshima pictures they had seen when that hatch opened. Some of our favorite music back in those days included the album Fresh Cream, by Cream….in addition to E-5 Pepper and His Lonely Hearts Club Band. Those are part of the memories I enjoy sharing with others that know of what I speak.
Blind Melon Chitlin: “Wrote a song about it..Like to hear it? Well here it go!”
I know of what you speak, jarhead.
Uh oh. Messed up my own handle.
Go fuck yourself Tommy.
I like to cuss in Swahili every now and then, so KUTOMBA WEWE ?Thomas Reister?!
OT…wish there was a daily open thread: I’m on a rage now because a “friend” had to embellish a FB beef he has with a nursing home re his father by saying “I’m a damn Vietnam Veteran.”
My response: First, you are not a Vietnam Vet, at least that I know of. To be a Vietnam Vet you would have had to be in Vietnam. Those of us who were there take exception to folks who were not there saying they were. You were in the Coast Guard where or for how long I forget. You are a vet. You served when many others did not. That’s enough. You don’t need to embellish.
I held back. He always flashes the Vet card but he may have served 2 years in the CG…at best. Wanna see him? He’ll be first in line at The Golden Corral on 11 Nov. Asshole.
Fuckfaces like that are the reason I DON’T go to Golden Corral on Veteran’s Day. I don’t think I’d last a minute until I would face-kick some obvious poser or embellisher.
Hmmm, a little research reveals that only about 3,000 total CG personnel served in RVN from May 65 – Aug 70.
Sounds like pretty select company to me, and I would venture to say that most all of them know who was there and who wasn’t.
sj, break it off in his ass if he doesnt come clean about his service. Let him know you will make him famous for his bullshit. One chance to come clean…
I gave him this link http://www.jacksjoint.com/cgvietnam.htm and asked if he was on these vessels. If not (and I know he wasn’t) then he’s dissing the Coasties who were there. I’ll report final report.
Not Bad… Made it back from Ft Bliss and I have tons of Pop-Corn now
And I’m number 254 not bad at all
Better late than never, ?Thomas Reister ? has been acting like a Bernath!
Is Thomas Reister still acting like a ? It’s because he is a pile of ????
Gonna be a long interesting day watching Thomas Magnum Reister and his merry band of sock puppets. Or are they cock puppets? Buncha shit speckled muppet farts.
FUCK YOU Thomas Reister THE PHONY!! Even that dog you conned someone out of look like he hates you too!
Thomas Reister..early this morning none other than RUE PAUL called by mistake my cell phone, thinking he/she was talking to you. Just for the hell of it I went on talking and she actually thought he/she was talking to you! Man, the things one learns when a caller is talking to someone other than they called! Until now none of us from T A H had any idea you were a drag queen. Shoulda known when we saw that picture of you wearing pasties! May I suggest you change your direction for sympathy and free shit from the V A. Try claiming you were a Woman Marine manhandled by a bunch of recruits with a two inch dildo. They thought you were a Butch and wanted your sissy ass out in the street. Go ahead and make that claim. One look at you and it seems a reasonable explanation for such a worthless failed gay porno actor such as yourself. Before hanging up, I asked Rue what he/she wanted for Christmas. Know what he/she said? Sure you do! He/she said it would be such a great feeling to be able to sit you on his/her lap again and breast feed you while you cooed like a baby. BTW, he/she said you were absolutely delusional when it came to your own dik. He/she said you always bragged that if your dik was two inches longer, then you’d be a KING. He/she went on to say the truth of the matter is…if your dik were two inches shorter, you’d be a QUEEN!
Thomas Reister may not be a real combat vet, but he is a real piece of shit.
Nope, it MUST be true. See. He’s wearing a cap that so it must be true. That defiantly qualifies you for “war hero” status. PUKE BOY
He was not in Desert Storm. He was only out on his 2 wk reserve time and his ship was back at the docks every night..he was home long before Oct.6 1990.
Thomas Reister- You refer to yourself as a ‘HERO’ on multiple occasions, please share with us what you have done that you consider heroic.
He’s another shitstain in the annals of Stolen Valor.
Thomas Reister thinks that performing reverse triple dutch rudder is heroic.
The pic of him close up… he’s got the SeaBee Combat Warfare (SCW) device on it. Got to be with the Bees to get that.
I knew some fellow CPO’s that would joke about the initials. In THOMAS REISTER’S case it stands for SUCKS COCK WILLINGLY
He sure likes to sport that “Thirteen corncobs up the ass frown”, don’t he? I wonder how much more Thomas Reister (GH!) has been bullying women lately? What a snotfaced LOSER!!!
Fuck you Thomas Reister, you are not a combat wounded veteran.
Somebody correct me if I’m wrong, but IMHO, in every pic of him with the dog, the dog has his ears back and a “PLEASE get me the fuck away from him!” look on his face.
My take on the dog’s expression is one of, “Please someone come rescue ME before this mother fucker gets his hand on another jar of Vaseline!”