(Hi TAH Community, I’ve been around but this is my first of many posts. – EMP-TAH)
The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Rob Eutimia Martinez. She has been telling everyone that she served in the US Navy as Intel, Spec Ops, Spec Warfare, EOD, UDT, and a Navy Diver. She was also wounded but can’t talk about it and can’t say where.
Follow this link to hear some of her claims and her stating that she can’t talk about it.
https://kdvr.com/2015/07/16/wounded-warriors-train-for-dragon-boat-festival-races-this-weekend/
She was also wounded in an explosion but can’t say which country it occurred in.
However, there is nothing like Twitter to get the tongue to loosen up. It’s sort of like having a few beers…
Oddly enough, when people challenged her she did not know who Don Shipley was.
The US Navy had a different take on Martinez’s career.
I was starting to feel mediocre for not cramming more training, schools and special assignments into the years I was in the service.
I guess not everybody can be special… forces, warfare, ops, etc.
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78 responses to “Rob Martinez – The “Who’s Don Shipley?” UDT Spec Warfare Commando”
LOL…Obama 2014
Looks like the Hispanic “PAT” is a huge libtard. Just the type of person that a former SJW poster here would love to hang out with and get “pegged” by.
Spittin’ image!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiIXNNfpgLY
Which progtard are you referencing, Berzerkely-boi or Cunthulu? Although, some have concluded they may be one and the same.
Did Cthulhu get bounced? If so, when? I seem to miss all the good stuff!
BOTH!
Obama 2010, even funnier.
I am going to wait for the movie. Should be epic. Working Title is Tooken 2.
T-shirts don’t lie. Wrong!
Looking at this troubled, ugly It of a valor thief, The Kinks’ song keeps playing in my head:
“Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola”
In the video from the news channel, Martinez laughs and quips “That’s the million dollar question” but we never get to hear the question.
I’m guessing it was “Are you a man or a woman?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Py5jAkbR5k
This is a prime example of someone wanting to be something they aren’t – EOD, UDT, Diver, SPEC OPS, SPEC WARFARE… and a man.
Can somebody translate the records for the slow among us?
* STG2 = Sonar Technician 2nd Class (E-5)
* Four years active duty, four years inactive reserve
* No overseas assignments or medals
* No training for UDT, Diver, EOD, Intel, SAR, POW Survival Course, etc.
Quite the overachiever. A Good Cookie, NDSM (quite rare, yaknow) and Sharpshooter, Pistol ribbon. That’s it. Not even a Sea Service Ribbon.
Question from a land loving former Zoomie. How does a sonar tech not go afloat? Would seem the type of job you’d have to be on water for.
IUSS…Integrated Undersea Surveillance System. Land based system that integrates sonar array from the sea bottom, etc. This person was a Sailor that never went to sea. Long sigh…
I was a bit surprised to see this person assigned to a SURTASS detachment when they thought the Cory Chouest was some sort of Russian vessel. What a maroon.
Seems to have the appropriate gender confusion to qualify for IUSS
That LFA Sonar got the Navy on Greenpeace’s shit-list so much so I have to account for active sonobuoys expended during test events.
I developed the training program for that with a WO and two ST1s. Also did testing to get NRDC off the Navy’s ass. There weren’t any divers on that boat.
Who’s gonna take one for the team?
Who’d hit that? SARC? Who’d tear that up?
If I was drunk and looking for a zero illume hate fukk….meh…sure. She’d hafta pass a whiff test first though.
Are you sure? She looks like she might have a penis.
I can still drink. A reach-around only requires one hand.
As a very wise man who had seen all the world had to offer told me once:
“If you just fuck chicks, you’re only batting .500!”
Words to live by.
I suppose that’s one way of looking at it. To each his own…
Yeah, that escalated quickly.
TOW, I’d prefer to say “to each his half”. ?
Too stoopid for words
Man,s/he has less time than I do but she crammed all those “special schools” and “special training” into four years. Where DID s/he find the time to do any real active duty.
OH, wait – that’s right! Landlubber for 4 years, except for those 7 months and 7 days assigned to a sea duty, s/he was most likely puking over the side when s/he wasn’t at a desk in the hold.
So what does one do with a budgie like this to stop the nonsense? After all, s/he’s probably betwixt and between about the boy/girl thing so probably feels – well, ‘fragile’. (Waiting for the obscenities to flow.)
Maybe she needs a Lady’s touch — like meeting Don Shipley’s wife . Then she would really get to know who Don Shipley is .
Mrs. Shipley is a tougher woman than this thing was a man.
Meet Mrs. Senior Chief? Sure, as long as Mrs. SC has a baseball bat in her pocket.
There’s something about the Walter Mitty mentality (they call it Walting in the UK) that accounts for this.
However, most people do things with it to have fun, like get into Star Trek stuff or anime or Ren Faire stuff, where it’s harmless and fun.
This bimp, however, seems to be desperately scrambling for attention but is so defensive about her story that it’s as though s/he’s gone beyond the imaginary friends stage.
I wonder what’s next. Threats of lawsuits, of course, but I’m sure there are a few things hidden under the baseball cap.
And why do all these people wear baseball caps? Is that the Uniform of the Day for them?
“I’m sure there are a few things hidden under the baseball cap.”
2 each, very lonely brain cells.
My neighbor is one of them. She tries so hard to be a man. She’s like 4′ 11″ with DDD’s. Dresses like a man, tries to walk & talk like a man, yet hates men to the core. I’ve had to call the Police on her drunken attacks on me so many times they finally hauled her into court for “Harrassment”. It’s better now but still uncomfortable. I’ve installed surveillance cameras and avoid eye contact at all costs, she’s crazy! That being said…She goes nowhere without her ballcap, she even has an extra one hanging on the head rest of her Saturn SUV. None of the neighbors can stand her or will talk to her as she has verbally attacked all of us at one point or another.
Couldn’t be happy with being a skimmer sonar operator? That’s a pretty rigorous ‘A’ school, with follow-on training for system type. No, it has to make a bunch of completely unbelievable claims and dump over a couple of perfectly good tours. Outstanding, idiot.
Welcome, Extra Admin. Great inaugural post.
Got to be legit. You know they needed a special feces diver to go into the head on AF 1. Bodaprez had left a floater bomb that needed disposal. Her wound came from banging her chin on the seat rim. Her motorcycle and service dog are with her sister wives down at the Lake City lock up. I can’t tell you any more or I’d have to….well you know. Oh, and just for Google hit purposes—-Rob Martinez, lying, embellishing, valor thief. Coulda had honorable service. I may want to read the book before the movie comes out. Will it be on the same amazon shelf as the Sergeant Major’s?
The closest that thing will ever get to the description “amazon” is shopping online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msDcShv_r20
I thought she said she was a Navy EEL
(Enthusiastic Easy Lesbian).
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RHdtbMJuWWg/hqdefault.jpg
On that one pic on her Twitter page, what she claims is a war wound instead appears to be some “Dick Butkus” above her left lip.
It’s waaaaay to early this morning and not near enough coffee to be looking at this twatwaffle.
Agreed. 5:40AM my kingdom time, and this is what starts my day. Gaaaaakkkkk!
I need breakfast to compensate for this strange encounter. And it snowed one inch last night. A mere morsel by my standards.
Ex-PH2, stop sending the white stuff (rascist??) up this way!
Have about 2″ of fluffiness so far and just blew it off the deck with my leaf blower (140 mph type). Arrr, arrr, arrr……(said in my best Tim Allen voice).
I cleared the front deck and steps and put out birdfood. Then I got out the camera. So far, 1 mature cardinal and one younger male, still with some dark juvenile feathers, a host of various sparrows and the juncos. Pictures of all.
For some reason, the calico (Emma) decided to bolt out the door before I could stop her. Then she returned when she smelled bacon cooking.
It’s still snowing, sky lightens and darkens, so I guess we’re looking at all day slow snow. At least I’m stocked up and will stock up again next week.
Bacon: the most important of the major food groups.
MMmmmmm, bacon…
I still hear that dog’s voice in my head every time I make bacon. “It’s bacon!”
Yeah, my dogs never fell for that shit. I tried to give them Beggin’ Strips once…they looke at me with expressions that basically said, “The fuck is this shit? Bring me some bacon ? or I’ll bite you!”
And on the eighth (8th) day, God created Bacon;….Way to go Big Guy!
I always laugh at the part…”I CAN’T READ!!!!”
That’s “lesbianese”… they are their own “special” race/gender/nationality.
“NAVY POW SURVIVAL School”
— sigh —
I feel cheated….never got to go to that one. 🙂
Ha!
That’s probably because “NAVY POW SURVIVAL School” is so highly classified that our battalion/squadron training NCOs never even heard of it.
Guess I just have to accept the mediocrity of being a lowly SARC. 🙁
Must have attended that at NAS South Island. 😉
I I I I I I’m Spec Ops!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCnzi6L_BsM
Sergeant major!
Staff sergeant Major!
Major Staff Sergeant Major! The only thing missing is the Flava Flav clock! I love this video; saw it for the first time about 6 or 7 years ago.
I’m pretty sure that’s Bob. Bet his alter ego is named Roberta.
JEEZUS H. Christ on a brokedick bamboo raft sans a paddle, in one of the pics of him/her/it on MP he/she/it looks more like an Oompah-Loompa with Downs Syndrome that was the recipient of a badly botched lobotomy!
Rob certainly is a member of a UDT group.
Unattractive Delusional Twat.
She is definitely a professional naval diver, of muff. Does the modern intersectional non-cisgender Navy have a rate for that? She must be one hard-ass lesbianese to have survived Navy POW Survival School.
What’s Don Shipley’s handle? Ask “The Hair”, if you must know.
That’s all I’ve got to say about that.
I can see Don calling Rob on the phone…
DON: Hello. Rob! Don Shipley here. What’s up, Bro?
ROB: I’m female.
DON: Uh, OK. What’s up, Ho?
Ha! 🙂
He looks like a Fraggle
I almost feel sorry for him/ her having not met the Shipleys. But, when he/she does, I want to sit back with some popcorn and an adult beverage and watch the show.
If Don would put that video up on pay per view, I would pay to watch it; and my bride says I am notoriously cheap.
Loserette.
She is one ugly dude!
I got nuffin….
My God, she was in the ultra high speed super duper top secret spec ops “Military Detachment Unit”. Once you’re in the “Military Detachment Unit”, you’re in for life and can never leave and are sworn to total secrecy. Why is she even talking about the “Military Detachment Unit”???
I think she/xhe is breaking the first rule of “Military Detachment Unit” — never talk about Military Detachment Unit.
Just another Beto.
And the Twitter account is now protected. Big surprise.