UPDATE: Dan has demanded we take down his copyrighted picture. Now, of course it was used under Fair Use, but I found a better one to use anyway. Nonetheless, if you have pictures of Dan you’d like to use here, please send them along.
…and shockingly, it is for being a huge jackass. Who woulda thunk it?
For nearly two years, claims that Yelp Inc. should pay people who post on its site have dogged the company like a bad review…
This week, the entire mess landed in the Northern District of California after Yelp won a motion to move the case closer to the company’s San Francisco headquarters. Florida attorney Daniel Bernath claims Yelp cheated its legions of reviewers by refusing to pay them for content they post to the website. The reviewers were Yelp’s employees, Bernath argues, comparing the company’s practice of withholding wages to that of a “21st century galley slave ship.”
Florida Attorney? Yeah, not so much.
“Defendants could not exist, nor make its returns, without labors of and its control over unpaid writers,” Bernath wrote.
Need I explain how ridiculous that statement is? They aren’t “unpaid writers,” they are people who write reviews for dinner. Yelp doesn’t have “control” over them, and there’s no compulsory labor. Here’s the thing about uncompensated writers “working” for Yelp, at any given moment they could do the almost unthinkable, shut off the computer, and walk away. No one would notice. Yelp, and civilized society would continue. Bernath is basically the Obama of Yelp shouting “You didn’t make this!”
Actual lawyers, the kind that Yelp hires to get migraines dealing with this mental midget pegged it succinctly:
“Under plaintiffs’ theory, popular websites like Amazon, eBay, Facebook, Google and Twitter would suddenly gain hundreds of millions of employees,” the lawyers wrote, “all entitled to billions of dollars in payment by the mere fact that they have used these online forums to express themselves through content contributions.”
Now here’s the Dan we’ve come to know and adore, the man who won the Stolen Valor tournament on the strength of having gone full retard like the Hulk…
In a phone call Wednesday, Bernath said the bar complaint was an intimidation tactic.
“Yelp’s whole strategy is just to be petty and attack you by nipping at your heels and tripping you,” he said. “But in the end, the law says that they owe my clients money.”
Bernath’s bizarre sanctions motion, which includes a photograph of a shingles sore on his skin and a blister on his big toe, also accuses Yelp of abusing the mediation process. The company did everything it could to delay mediation, Bernath said, which is what caused the judge to postpone ruling on Yelp’s motions. When the two sides finally met, Bernath claims Yelp did not negotiate in good faith, adding the stress Yelp’s counsel inflicted caused him to suffer a shingles outbreak.
Bernath also claims the walk between the mediation conference rooms and the Orange County airport gave him a blister. He accuses Yelp’s counsel of refusing to offer him a ride.
Who in the Holy Name of SpongeBob’s Dick would let Bernath get in their car with them? The silly son of a bitch bought my car and I wouldn’t let him in either.
But wait, I thought we caused his shingles and blisters? Yelp did it?
In an email to me the other day Dan claimed victory over all of us, and ticked off a list of things he’d accomplished. It was awesome, because not a one of them was accurate. Not even a little. He claims he ran a whole host of you off, and that everyone is afraid to comment. Here’s some brain nuggets he dropped in that email:
TAH-used to get a few thousands per issue. Now you get 20 or 30.If anyone dares post to TAH every friend they know get informed that they are participating in a child pornography websiteThe wreckage of that website and its participants-someday we’ll give you an accounting but you have been hollowed out and destroyed.your jeep, your student loans. I didn’t pay for them.You don’t fit the norm of a rational person. No gain but you have been scared for the rest of your professional life and have a fat wife and fat kid to support for the next 18 to 21 years.
Yes, perfectly rational to get upset that the lawyer opposing you in court should give you a ride in his car. I bet he smells like horseshit and hasn’t showered in weeks. If you do offer Dan a ride, for the love of all that is holy, lay down a sheet of plastic first.
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269 responses to “Our Favorite Attorney, Daniel A. Bernath in the news again….”
Does it make me petty and evil to say aloud I haven’t laughed so hard in days.
I might have hurt myself…
Who do I get to sue?
That took my breath away.
When does he get locked up?
He must be crediting those two hundred Facebook comments that he made two weeks ago that no one except his “friends” (Witlessfeld) could see, for running off our readers. We average about 7,000 unique visitors every day, some days more, some days less (summer weekends are brutal on traffic, but completely understandable). We’ve been averaging 7,000 visitors a day for about 3 years, so yeah, he’s killing us.
Wait wait wait… he wrote comments on Facebook?
Holy Hell!!! Are they PAYING HIM? If not, he best put on his lawyerin’ pants!
Hmm. Sounds to me like Bernath is now openly representing himself to be a “Florida attorney”. Wonder if the Florida and California Bars might want to know about that?
Also makes me wonder if openly representing oneself to be an attorney without actually being a member of the bar is illegal in Florida.
I’m guessing (as a non-lawyer type of person) that they would probably frown on that type of activity
It is a crime in Florida to hold oneself out as an attorney when one is not admitted to the Florida bar. They have reciprocity with no one because they don’t want people retiring and assuming Florida law is just like the law in pick any state of origin.
Thanks, m’lady. Thought that might be the case, but you’re the legal professional – not me.
I believe that in Florida, you have to be admitted to the bar to actually puff yourself off as an attorney, never mind practice law, or represent anyone in court.
But what do I know?
An attorney who is licensed to practice law in one state may request permission to represent someone in another state where the attorney is not licensed. In Florida, a motion to appear pro hac vice must be made by completing a form, and the case judge grants or denies the motion. The usual requirement is that the attorney be in good standing with his home bar. So, this may explain some delays in certain other matters. It would be terrible to be handling a case as a guest attorney and, before it’s ended, have your license to practice suspended or revoked in your home state. Just terrible.
Indeed it would. How very profound of you, 2/17 Air Cav
Looky here… guess who’s name doesn’t show up in the FL state Bar’s database?
http://www.floridabar.org/names.nsf/MESearchDK?OpenForm
Wait, I caused the shingles he told me so in one of his Emails.
TSO didn’t he also say in the case in Oregon that Jonn caused the shingles?
I see he has Dons hair, I guess he hung out around dons barbershop and took it so he too could touch greatness
I gave him shingles according to his testimony in my restraining order hearing. Since he was under oath when he said it, you know it’s true.
The song remains the same, next Yelp’s attorney will be stalking him, Then he will blame is inability to urinate in the traditional way, and dengue fever will be the cause of his rantings. Then his website will accuse Yelp of child pornography and “not being a homosexual, not even once”
Let me give him something that will guarantee his shingles will return…A GOOD TOUNGE LASHING on how much of a worthless, scum sucking, bottom feeding, oxygen stealing trash bag ho he really is.
Then let’s take him on a ride to the middle of the Atlantic and prove that some lawyers are only good for deep sea fish food.
And Dennis, if you are reading this…good. Proves you can understand that the majority of the American public, based on the sample represented here, think you are a fresh steaming pile of cat shit. Now piss off!!
I confess, I have Brain dead Heavy Chevy on my mind, not the guy looks up Jim Carrey and “Liar Liar” so he can play a better lawyer.
By the way, if any Yelp lawyers read this, I’ll happily provide you with your own free transcript of that hearing. See “Contact Us” at the top of the page.
Jonn,
The CPO Mess has already been working that issue.
Yelp is a fantastic company, employ the finest lawyers and can they throw a boat party like non other.
65 feet of twin diesels, gobs of shrimp, the finest scotches and cigars from points south.
They are awesome!
Can’t wait for the next trip to SF!
What’s Bernath’s number? I laughed so hard at this I spilled hot coffee on myself,,,you are gonna have to pay me!!!
It would be interesting if the Yelp lawyers got hold of that UNDER OATH testimony to use in the case against him.
Just out of curiosity, what do you think Yelp’s attorneys and the court would think of learning that the shingles Bernutty is now alleging via the sanctions motion are caused by Yelp have already been attributed under oath previously? Hmm…
Ok, I guess you gave him the Measles when he was young??? Just saying since you cant have the Shingles if you didn’t have measles I think.
Chicken Pox and Shingles are caused by the same virus
What’s the deal on him poaching the Yelp case from Rosenblatt? That stood?
I think that’s one of the complaints that the state bar is looking at as part of the proceedings.
Dear Lawn Dart Danny,
Go screw. Let me know if you and Gilligan in MD ever figure out who I am. If you do, please make sure to post me on your web site and label me a child molester. I could use some of that Danny cash to buy another Mercedes. Those new AMG E class babies look pretty good.
xoxo,
Bobo
Bobo
Dennis in whatever state he thinks he is in and Drunken Gilligan in MD can both go screw themselves into a light bulb as far I am concerned.
Sorry, Daniel…not Dennis. Chubbyliar needs to stay in Texas, make a trip to Jefferson via Highway 80, so I can introduce him to the Sabine while it’s still in flood stage and out of control.
On second thought, I don’t want to do that to Dennis. That would constitute water pollution.
wauitaholdit… why you want to screw up our nice river? It’s just a little deeper and wider than normal… there’s laws against the kind of pollution you are suggesting.
I was thinking something as vile and filthy as ‘ol Blobfish could kill everything in that river all the way to the Gulf of Mexico as soon as it was dumped in there!
Dude is nuttier than squirrel crap.
Man, don’t insult the squirrels by comparing Dennis spew to squirrel crap. There is not enough crunchy peanut butter to match up to Dennis and his ramblings.
Again, sorry, Daniel, instead of “Hollywood reject” Dennis.
How many of you think that when this is said and done, Yelp with be busting this off in his ass? I think the change of venue in the case is just the first of many bad omens for Bernath.
Next thing you know, he’ll be blaming them for his FTS (Fractured Taint Syndrome) and for him having to catheterize himself every two hours.
Now we know why he’s delaying the State Bar proceedings… he’s looking for the big payday in this case.
Fuck you, Bernath!
I would love to catheterize him in the skull but knowing our luck, all we will get is hot air.
Speaking of the CA State Bar … here are the latest updates:
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06/11/2015
Motion Response
MOTION THAT ERIN JOYCE AND CHIEF TRIAL COUNSEL OF CALIFORNIA SURRENDER ALL AUDIO
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06/11/2015
Motion Response
ADDITIONAL ATTORNEY-CLIENT COMMUNICATIONS THAT MUST BE STRUCK FROM THE STATE BAR
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06/11/2015
Motion Response
REQUEST STATE BAR COURT TAKE JUDICIAL NOTICE OF FILING OF ADDITIONAL UNETHICAL
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06/11/2015
Motion Response
ADDITIONAL EVIDENCE OF ERIN JOYCE’S ETHICAL MISCONDUCT MOTION TO RECUSE JOYCE
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06/11/2015
Motion Response
MOTION TO CONSOLIDATE NEWEST CHARGE BY ERIN JOYCE AGAINST DANIEL A. BERNATH
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06/09/2015
Document [by CA Bar]
ORDER RE SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
I believe its name is “Eau de Playing for Time”.
So, he files ethical misconduct charges against Ms. Joyne, then demands the court hear them, then demands she be recused because she has ethical misconduct charges filed? Makes you wonder if there are similar charges against the judge in the case.
There’s a book called “Hana’s Suitcase” in which the SS characterized a young Jewish girl as an orphan – because they killed her parents.
06/11/2015
Motion Response
ADDITIONAL ATTORNEY-CLIENT COMMUNICATIONS THAT MUST BE STRUCK FROM THE STATE BAR
Gee, I hope that wasn’t anything I did.
Oh, I do hope those motions are refused and his requests are sent packing.
Dan’s mental issues get pretty tiresome.
Imagine what the guys who get his incredible emails and have to read that crap think.
They print those emails out and use them to potty train their dogs.
Why in the Hell would you traumatize Spot, Fido and other members of the canine species to that?
You’re right….so sorry Spot, Fido, Pitty Pat, Cat, and all the other dogs out there…we just need to tell my aunt Neva to release “Fluffy Fuck” on Bernath.
In case you are wondering who “Fluffy Fuck” is, he is a 180 lb ugly as hell and very hostile dog who is tied to three trees via chain wire so he doesn’t get loose. He is fed raw steak and doesn’t play nice with other creatures…
I’m just curious why you gave Witgenfeld a nickname like “Fluffy Fuck”.
+40 COOL POINTS TO FLAGWAVER!!!
OI.
Wasn’t referring to Dullass Witlessshit. “Fluffy fuck” is my aunt’s ugly ass dog.
But, the description pointed straight to Witlessfield.
TSO,
Yeah, he got me!
I AM afraid … As evidenced by me and the entire CPO Mess TOTALLY backing down!
MCPO
PS: Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!
KMRIA!
Don’t worry, Master Chief.
I’m going to take shooting lessons this fall. 🙂
You know, I would comment but I am so terrified that the DRC will find me and Abernathy will spill his catheter bag all over my drive way that I can’t even type from fear.
Yeah, not so much.
PS – so when the DRC has a circle jerk is Bernasty the pivot man or do they take turns?
To a serious matter, is he wearing a small dead animal on his head?
Does anyone besides me notices those Photoshop pockmarks on his forehead?
And he didn’t even try to sharpen that image. What an amateur!
Still a shitbag and holding strong.
Dear Yelp,
Bernath has used the shingles claims here as well. The pictures that he used were debunked as not being pictures of him.
Please Google “shingles blisters” and then compare those images to the ones that Bernath sent. I bet that you will find that the images are straight from some medical type website.
He admitted it to the judge at my hearing.
I’m pretty sure if you google his Shingles blisters you will find its really herpes blisters
I wonder if he actually knows he’s claiming people as his clients when he is not legally able to accept clients. Personally, I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with his legal complaints because I have standards. I see that he’s still living in a delusional world where everyone is bowing to him, regardless of what reality says.
It’s a good thing he isn’t trying to file ethics complaints on the Bar attorney and judge and then trying to force them to recuse themselves because they have ethics complaints against them. Oh, wait…
You should wipe your ass with his legal filings.
Then when you get a paper cut on your bunghole, you can sue him for not putting a warning placard on the forms that advises you not to use them for toilet paper.
It’s a good thing he isn’t trying to file ethics complaints on the Bar attorney and judge and then trying to force them to recuse themselves because they have ethics complaints against them. Oh, wait…
In a twisted way, that’s f’ing brilliant.
See, if it were a half-way decent attorney (or even an ambulance chaser), they might be able to get away with it. However, in the case of one Crash-and-Bernath, I’m pretty sure he scored just under an armless, legless, deaf, dumb, mute with severe mental retardation who passed only because of affirmative action.
I always thought of him as at least 150 points below a one-eyed inbred lobotomized baboon on LSD!
“Crash-and-Bernath” another +40 interweb points for Flagwaver!
Yer on a roll t’day, laddie!
Thank you thank you, I’m here all week.
Remember to try your waitress and tip the veal.
My theory is that he numbers his shingles. This permits him to assign attribution to one or another party.
‘Yes, that is exactly what I am saying, your honor. Shingles 11 through 78 are the direct result of mental anguish caused by reading the TAH blob. And, yes, I am serious! In fact, that second question of yours gets assigned shingles 212 and 213.’
I KNOW I’ve been living rent-free in the penthouse of his mind, I wonder how many of his shingles he blames on ME?
Since Daniel Bernath seems to be having issues with several State Bars as to referring to himself as an attorney, does this mean that he can’t hang those shingles?
I’m still awaiting my e-mail saying I’m participating in kiddie p@rn. I’m pretty sure I entered my e-mail address correctly!
I’m gonna guess that he doesn’t really want to be exposed to the harsh light of reality, now that he would have to pay all those judgments against him out of his own pocket.
YGBFSM.
Good mother of Jesus dose he ever stop LMFAO ! ! !
Reading this my irritable Bowel just kicked in and me almost had a Bo Bo. LMAO Bahahahahahaha ! ! !
You think that’s back… my fungusamoungus has flared up something fierce. Maybe I need to find me a high falutin’ lawer to sue him for doing that to me.
Maybe I’ll go for broke and sue him for giving me “the PTSD” from reading his vitriolic diarrhea
HMCS(FMF) ret. for me to call him psychopath would be putting it nicely…
Hmmmm NOT ! ! ! !
Bahahahahahaha ! ! ! !
I’d be curious to know who exactly he has “run off” this site, and more importantly, how.
I’m sure most of those tactics are quite fucking illegal.
Danny,,,,, Danny,,,,, Danny, you need to look over here now,,,,,,,, Danny, Danny, Danny, oh shit!!!!!!!!!
…runway behind you.
…altitude above you.
…avgas left in the fuel truck.
…and dogs duct taped in the copilot seat.
Ya can’t make this shit up.
And using an iPad app to determine ground speed…
Hey Unfortunate Phallic Shaped Sparkle Pony Hedge Daniel A. Bernath!
My tattoo is still not where you think it is lol….Oh and you never were and never will be a Honourary CPO Genuine or otherwise.
More for you later Swampkin 🙂
Good to see ya back, lass. How are you doing?
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, TOASTY, we missed you! I hope my insult comments have held a candle to yours! 😀
Ah! The Queen of the Frothing Seas is back! Glad to see you in fine fettle.
Look! The band’s back together!
Hope you’re doing well.
:-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24hB9Phwnnw
OOH, the whole pride is on the prowl! 😀 Daniel A. Bernath will once again be a scratching post/chew toy for The Lionesses of TAH®™!
I ain’t skeered Bernath. Do your worst.
BurntNuts a Hearty Bravo Mike to you and all of your success.
Fake CPO’s do not even make good E7’s.
Initiated and Proud
Every few weeks I take a look at aspecialdayguide just to appreciate the overload of crazy that is Danny B. It’s like a constantly updated stream of consciousness. A consciousness that is absolutely batshit insane.
His stream of consciousness flows like the LA River in the summer. In other words, it’s full of drunken bum urine and vomit.
“Defendant’s counsel. Please identify the two young people with you.”
“Certainly, your honor. They are two 5th graders from a local grade school who won a legal reasoning contest. Their challenge was to refute the plaintiff’s primary complaint.”
“And these two did that?”
“Actually, your honor, all 65 students who entered did that. We had to draw to see who would sit here. These two won the drawing.”
Hey Daniel A. Bernath, GO GOOGLE YOURSELF!!
You have accused (by my latest count) EIGHT innocent men of being me, the latest being a gentleman from SC (You are accusing the wrong man yet again, you mega-idiot!). You continue your slanderous, libelous, and baseless accusations against those who have told the truth about your past, and I am still convinced that you engage in what Psychiatric Professionals refer to as “Projection”, which Sigmund Freud referred to as when one feels so afraid and intimidated by their own thoughts that they “Project” them onto others like a convicted rapist accusing his Psychiatrist of wanting to do the same. I looked at the NTSB report of your plane crash where you ran the aircraft out of fuel and crashed, a young lady was registered as the owner, my opinion is that she’s your daughter, and you conned her into having the plane registered in her name, DAMNED if you aren’t a mega-scumbag for doing that!! Tell me, o Smurf-kissing, thumbsucking, booger-eating,bedwetting, unicorn-lusting, glittery gargoyle gonad-ogling-and-sniffing odoriferous pustule on the mangy ringworm-and-leech-infested posterior of an inbred buck-toothed rented Swamp Donkey, do you accept responsibility for even a tiny smidgen of what you have brought on yourself, o King of The Dutch Rudder gang? UP YOURS SIDEWAYS with five diarrhea-soaked tons of broken glass and twisted.tangled, rusty concertina wire with a thousand dead porcupines wrapped in asbestos. I AM the least of your worries, all I’ll ever do to you is state my opinion of you in online forums while I laugh at you, you have made a lot of THE WRONG PEOPLE seriously piXXed off at you in the worst way, and that is going to come back to you. You have never achieved anything more than sub-mediocrity in this life other than your honestly-won first place in the Annual TAH Stolen Valor Tournament that you claimed you halted, you won that fair and square ALL BY YOURSELF!! Right now as I write this post, I have looked at the comment thread on The Lars Larson Show thread where you accused at least the first three innocent men of being me, you and your idiot aCcOmPLiCe promised you would find and visit me, but *YAWN*, you never did, you IDIOTS! I join every one of The Fine People of TAH®™ in laughing at and ridiculing you and the rest of The Dutch Rudder Gang®™ knowing that you will be ridiculed and laughed at for many years to come, SHALOM, SCHMUCK, GEY STRASHE DI GENS, o fercockt fergala!! 😀
P.S., I accidentally printed a picture of you which I used a a litterbox liner. My housecats have since quit using the litterbox (there are things that are too nasty for a cat to piXX or sh!X on) AND I MIGHT SUE YOU for the carpet cleaning bill!
Okay… THAT line caused me to laugh and hurt myself again.
You will be hearing from my lawyer.
Hey Birdnasty, got a minute?
Hmmm… Birdnasty IS just another term for “chicken shit”, ain’t it?
Uuhhhm, FYI, chicken shit is a VERY effective and useful fertilizer. Daniel A. Bernath is pretty much completely worthless for anything other than a human dart board for our amusement via insult contests IMHO!
That alone made my day, thanks brother
Don’t hold back, man. Tell him what’s really on your mind.
Vent your feelings, API… vent your spleen…
Proud, I’m leaving for Panama in the morning, I’ll be there for 7 days. Staying at the same place as last time same condo even.
Since you will be in the neighborhood, can you swing by the hospital and pick up Shane Ladner’s medical records?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthHdMDh92E
Ooh, *POW!*, right in the kisser! 😀
I AM A PROUD INFIDEL®™!
I am A PROUD INFIDEL©℠
That man there is just a phony infidel. As a matter of fact, I don’t even think he’s an infidel at all. 😛
I AM A PROUD INFIDEL®™!
Bernasty and Sponge Bob have dicks? I don’t believe it.
Well, I can believe it in Sponge Bob’s case . . . .
Have you even seen Spongebob’s nose?
Where do you think the term ‘dicknose’ comes from?
I’m weighing in just in case that pompous windbag thinks I’m not around anymore.
Good to see ya
Oh, WE know you’re around, Valkyrie, just watching from the wings.
Ha ha!
I get it. Valkyrie, wings. Is funny because is mythology.
Hahaha! That made me laugh so hard I scared my new pit puppy.
Thanks for missing me guys. I missed y’all also.
Thanks to Daniel A. Bernath, I never read this blog anymore.
What a sad little man.
But is he a sad little man with fake boobs? (smile)
But is he a sad little man with fake boobs? (smile)
Wouldn’t that be Jenner?
Inside joke/reference to a truly hilarious past malaprop by one of our “featured fools”, actually.
Google the phrase along with site:thisainthell.us
(smile)
You rang? 😈
And um no, my name is not Caitlyn lolololo
Oh, dear me! I have been busy all morning and doing something FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN PAYING ATTENTION TO BERNITWIT, and I revisit my old friends, only to find THIS????
This ravening, slavering, lathered, leather-skinned, mullion-eyed windbag with a brain the size of half a split lentil still thinks he can circumvent REAL attorneys?
That noise you may have heard was my one of my brainfarts from laughing my ass off!
Squirrels can fly better than bernitwit. Dogs don’t trust him, for good reason. And his claims run from pure fiction to copying someone else’s IP because he thinks that substituting a word here and there or altering an image, or something like that, creates a new piece of work.
I’ve seen more intelligence coming from a garden snail than from this juggernaut of determined imbecility.
He never was and never will be anything important, just a lying sack of hagfish spawn caught in his own slime.
It’s a shame he can’t see which fingers I’m holding up, isn’t it?
Hey, Jonn, can I send you a bill for my ‘unpaid wages’? Maybe a couple of target shooting lessons, or something?
“juggernaut of determined imbecility”
I like that description a lot. Mind if I plagiarize it?
Be my guest.
Uuuhm Ex-PH2, leather IS known for its toughness and durability, I tend to think of Daniel A. Bernath as “gossamer-skinned”, he’s about as tough and durable as wet, half-composted leaves!
Okay, I’ll change ‘leather-skinned’ for ‘sasauge casing’.
The use of ‘leather-skinned’ had more to do with the way mummies look when they’re unwrapped than anything else – all dried out and cracked and icky-poo.
TSO, if you add the copyright mark, date and the website’s name to it, it makes it part of ‘fair use’.
GOT-DAMN it TSO. And so it begins….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbHV7CVPj8U
I know I shouldn’t laugh at this, but after growing up near Newport (major seagull population), I just find it hilarious.
Voila! Photographic evidence that Vonnegut was telling us the truth – and that pool-pah was not just a literary invention!
MEDIC!!! I just busted a nut while laughing my ass off!!!
Is this what you need API???
NSFW, the clergy, children or those with virgin ears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UzvDHj3rtM
A very Bernasty like video, fly in shit on everyone and leave. but no seagulls crashed into the corn fields.
Bring your pain.
There – I posted… now I wants to get paid.
“It puts the money in the basket.”
This will be my last post here!
DAB has frightened me so bad, I can no longer do it.
Bye, bye TAH and contrubuting dickweeds!
MCPO
🙄
😀
Seriously, Master Chief, go have some nice cold beer. The watch is manned!
The updated picture on this article is oh so precious.
First, how can he claim to copyright images he used without permission. Second, I don’t think you should use a picture of Brucette Jennerette with Crash-and-Burnath’s face. It is disrespectful to a former Olympian turned… well, whatever he/she/it is now.
danni, you’re one hot looking chick !
Possibly NSFW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFL1UXuHJ-A
That picture is AWESOME.
Nastypants is one see you dike!
Crap! I meant sexy. It’s bad when even auto correct says “Nope! Not even joking will I allow you to say something nice about that skidmark!”
Now that’s funny!!!!
I think he wears a onesy too
Why does that remark remind me of the “pajama boy” low-T picture with someone else’s face superimposed on same?
http://www.therightplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/get-talking-low-T.jpg
Dear BernastyPants,
I’m still here, I’ve never left. I still read and comment here at TAH.
And I have yet to be accused of child pron, or any other kind of pron for that matter.
I am back … I had severe anxiety attacks during the short lived departure.
I will be OK!
It is SO good to be back!
It’s tough being a MCP(imp)O NYC USN Ret.
😉
How hot was the stewardess and did she give you free booze and/or coffee?
That was quick.
Master Chief,
Welcome back, things kinda took a strange turn while you were gone.
Bernath is still not a Chief and he needs a ride…
Oh, his ride IS coming.
He ordered it years ago and it is just catching up now.
It is a big yellow cab with the following painted in big black letters: “Karma is a Bitch”.
Damn it Jonn ! ! !
I’m laughing so damn Hard at the new pic I just Shit and pissed myself LMFAO ! ! 🙂
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BHWHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
Help I need toilet paper !!!!!!! 🙂
🙂
Or better yet a shower LMFAO !!!!!
🙂
Bahahahahahahaha !!!!!! 🙂
I’m now so fresh, I’m so fresh and so clean
Hahahahahahahahaha ! ! ! !
When did I leave? Must be another memo I missed. Or maybe I really did leave and only think I remember posting comments here and there, very much on the usual intermittent schedule.
Then again, since nobody else is really here either, nobody will read this Pulitzer Prize worthy mini tome. Yeah, that’s it. None of us is here. He ran us all off. We’re so scared. Except that that reality only exists in his imagination.
Living in fantasy land used to be a mental illness. Now it’s at least accepted when it is not actually lauded.
Bernasty is like a hand job gone all wrong.
Remove the word “like” and I’d agree completely.
Bernasty is a hand job gone all wrong.
Agreed.
Part of me wants to ask how.
The other part is rather terrified of the answer.
Bernath SHOULD HAVE BEEN a handjob.
Well Jonn looks like your day of reckoning has finally come. By this train of thought you owe all of us a lot of money. I’ve informed my boss that I will no longer be coming in as I am retiring thanks to TAH. I’ll email you my home address so you can send the check.
Jonn,
If you are sending money out to us, send my cut of the cash to 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Mayberry RFD
Thanks bro…
I am surprised his family has not stepped in and taken the shovel away.
This turd really needs to be committed.
They’ve actually taken a collection and are buying him a backhoe.
The three most worthless words ever:
“Dan has demanded”.
Followed by the three words that he has heard most of his life:
“Fuck you Dan”.
Out.
You mean “over”, over.
With Dan, it’s NEVER over…
Speaking of crazy stuff:
Armed … No …. And Dangerous!
http://gawker.com/man-with-no-legs-and-no-hands-sought-in-double-murder-1655292448
Maybe he will run in to our friend in FL!
Our friends with no dick, no brains, and no gas? What are the odds?
The one that has three-fifths of the Village People covered by himself?
The False Commander Phil Monkress, the CEO of All-Points Logistics, perhaps?