Military.com reports that Navy Captain Alan Damian Dorrbecker, a submarine warfare officer assigned to Submarine Force Atlantic, is going to a court martial for attempting to seduce and sexually assault a child under the age of 16 back in 2015;
On two separate occasions, once in November and once in December 2015, Dorrbecker is accused of meeting the victim without her parents’ knowledge and attempting to commit multiple sexual acts on her. He used his government-issued Blackberry phone to arrange the meeting, the charge sheet alleges.
Dorrbecker’s alleged activities “disgraced him personally and seriously compromised his standing as a Naval Officer,” the document states.
According to the article, he had commanded the submarine USS Greeneville from 2007-2009 and he worked in the office of the Chief of Naval Operations.
Thanks to Bobo and Jeff for the link.
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65 responses to “Navy Capt. Alan Damian Dorrbecker faces charges of tickle monstery”
I think I am going to just gag.
This rat basterd deserves the ChipNASA treatment.
ex-OS2, cleared and hot. Target is in sight. Fire when ready.
Cocksucker.
whoooosh!
I’m assuming that was a Mk II Cocksucker Torpedo.
No splatter?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
That looks like a LCDR collar device to me!
CDR, actually. O5.
As has already been requested (boy we’ve had a busy week after a slight break)
Since this guy has violated a minor and disgraced not only himself but the Navy,
“I move that Navy Captain Alan Damian “Dorkburger” Dorrbecker, kid toucher has earned the WALL O SHAME/INSULTS.”
Second?
Second.
We have a “Second”….all in Favor say “AYE”
Aye, Multiple ayes
Aye, and make it blister his hide, ChipNASA. It should be so steaming hot, he leaves a trail of vapor in his wake,
We have an “AYE”. The “AYE”s have it.
Only one voted needed, motion passed.
Per Ex-PH2’s delicate request, HOLD THE FUCK ON, HERE IT COMES….
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!
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WHAT THE FLYING MONKEY FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU’RE A GROWN ASSED MAN AND YOU’RE MOLESTING AN UNDERAGE FEMALE TEENAGER?!?!?! I hope they tie you spread eagle under the brig and you get repeatedly molested by every insect and small creature that comes in contact with your disgusting, hopefully, soon to be, corpse, what the SEALs and U.S. Navy did to Osama Bin Laden would be WAY too good for you, Oh by the way Satan called when he heard about you and said, and I quote, “Oh HELL Naw, don’t send that sick ass motherfucker down here. He’d pollute the place. We have a reputation to uphold. If it were me, my suggestion would be to strap his ass in a rocket and launch his foul, vile, dishonorable, corrupt, iniquitous, depraved, reprobate, villainous, nefarious, vicious, malicious, ass, dead into the SUN!!”, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, The ENTIRE Navy GOAT LOCKER Should have the privilege of beating you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pilsburry Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, turd burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
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So Chip, from your commentary, I am going to assume that this outstanding future member of the DRG is off of your list of people who are getting cards for Christmas?
I just wanted to make sure I was reading this right.
And everyone said “Amen!”
Wow.
And educational, too. Learned two new words;
lientery steatorrhea
Laughed so hard I almost had a case of it myself.
I just added that yesterday. I LOVE the INTERNET.
🙂
I also have coprophagic three-headed mange-ridden Mongolian yak, as well as gas-bloated slimy whale’s offal, if that will help.
I believe the slimiest fish in the ocean is the hagfish, and this senseless block is truly slimier than a hagfish.
Don’t hold back, tell us how you feel, get it off your chest, you will feel better lol 😉
Here is the Military.com link:
Navy Captain Will Face Trial on Charges of Child Sexual Abuse, Assault
Sick motherfucker.
What is it prison guys like to do to such people? Oh, yes… and break every small bone while they’re at it.
He will get what is deserved, soon.
Just put this cocknozzle in a room with the victim’s dad for a few minutes. I believe they call that “natural justice.”
TOW, your comment reminded me of this story.
http://abcnews.go.com/us/charges-texas-father-beat-death-daughters-molester/story?id=16612071
Well, us Texas dudes don’t call 911 when we find pedophiles attacking our daughters.
I have never believed pedophiles can be redeemed from their behavior. Therefore, send him back to his last command, the USS Greeneville, and discharge him through a torpedo tube at max depth.
I’ve know some who have – but they wanted to change.
There are those who have slipped into a perversion for whatever reasons, and want out. Given the right help, they can become good, productive members of society.
I’ve known others who don’t see anything wrong with their behavior, too.
It is a case-by-case call. But be hesitant to paint with too large a brush.
True Graybeard…true.
I have never known of a single one and I have no problem whatsoever painting them all with a broad brush. They can arrest their behavior. They can avoid old triggers, but they are never, ever cured. What’s more, many, if not most, molesters were themselves molested. Thus, their making victims is particularly vicious because they create other monsters.
I personally know two Marines that have crossed “the line” and done the unthinkable and molested children, plus another Marine arrested by civilian authorities for child pornography. I don’t know if the truly cannot control their urges, but that is their problem, not mine, not society, and certainly not their victims. If they truly had these urges and wanted to stop, there is therapy that may alleviate it. But much like the lawyer crying that his client has an alcohol problem and should not be punished for killing someone while driving drunk, I ain’t buying it. And if/when they do get released, I don’t want to hear them bitching how they cannot find a job or home because nobody wants a convicted child molester in their neighborhood. Fuck all of them.
Just ask anyone who has ever made a living in the Criminal Justice System and they’ll tell you that pedophiles have THE highest recidivism rate over any other type of criminal, IMHO most are completely irredeemable.
Exactly API. I spent a career in law enforcement, the best way it was explained to me during a CASA(Child Assault Sexual Assault) training seminar was Pedophilia is a compulsion akin to sexual orientation. Or simply put it’s like trying to talk a gay person into being straight. They can try and stifle it but the urge will always be there.
Nah, drug offenders for certain types of highly addictive drugs like heroin are higher. Baby rapers are only slightly lower down.
The problem is that sexuality is a part of a person’s character identity. That is why they are so dangerous, they actually can’t change. The best that we can hope for is that they suppress their inclinations. Society helps by applying lifelong restrictions on their access to victims but short of locking them up and throwing away the key no child is safe around one. There is no cure.
I’m just sitting here pissed…I have nothing flip to say…no funny shit comes to mind. The fact that this sack of shit rose to command a United States Ship absolutely disgusts me.
There is a great deal of sickness here. The content of the Mil article describes a very twisted and disturbed person. What’s more, there may be much more to be discovered. Read the article, if you haven’t, especially the portion about his son’s arrest. There is more here than we can know right now. He’s a very sick and twisted man.
I read that and also when they talked about his Son’s behavior, I’m concerned that he’s a victim as well.
Yes, I have little doubt about that. He is a destroyer of lives who needs to be locked away for the rest of his life–and I am hopeful that his life’s end is not in the distant future.
There’s no telling just what that sick pile of fuck did to his kid and I’m certain it’s entirely unforgivable.
Being an avid watcher of “Law and Order, SVU” that caught my eye too. I am not normally a death penalty advocate, but I might make an exception in his case.
The other thing I found when investigating these types of crimes, is the time he is caught for is NEVER the first time.
I first would slit his bag and pour salt in it followed by a gallon of acid, then after is has a chance to mellow for a few days, the cut off his pecker and then leave him in a pile of fire ants for a few days, after that, let’s see if he is capable of performing any more of his bullshit acts! Then turn him over to the girls father for an hour of counseling? Then let Bubba and the gang do what they wish with this rat bastard cocksucker!
As I’ve said with Bo Bergdhal,
NSF Lunch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
Damn Chip, that be just what ole Bergdhal needs.
Keelhaul…..then hang from the highest yardarm. Isn’t that traditional Navy punishment?
DBW,
If done properly, the hanging is just for decoration.
I think–I really do–that this guy is the personification of evil. He is one twisted SOB.
1. Rope.
2. Tree or Gallows.
3. Pedophile.
Some assembly required.
Or throw away the key…..
Better yet, weld his cell door shut for good measure as soon as the key is thrown away.
Keeping in mind that the accused is innocent until proven guilty.
Holy shit. Read the quotes, Mr. Mason. He is guilty as sin itself.
“Kids, I’ll be back in about two hours. Captain Al is home and he’ll check on you while I’m gone.”
“But Dad, Captain Al is a bad man.”
“Bad? Oh. I know what you’re talking about, honey. Just remember, he hasn’t been convicted of any of that and he’s innocent until he’s proven guilty. You kids be good. Bye.”
This guy was a foreign intelligence agent’s wet dream.
IF guilty I hope he gets sentenced to decades in prison and does EVERY. DAMN. DAY. in the warm clutches of Bubba, Julio and Tiny. These people are the moral equivalent of pond scum, which I hold in higher regard than I do ‘men’ such as this. My usual apologies to pond scum. Trash, just trash.
Don’t forget Thor.
Eden: Thor was released early for ‘good behavior’ but given his long history of recidivism, I suspect he’ll soon be back with buddies Bubba, Julio and Tiny. I’m sure being the upstanding citizens they are, the trio will ‘save some’ for Thor. IF guilty, I hope this guy comes to hate his very existence for the remainder of his miserable life.
Poor E1s-E4s might as well get ready for hours of power point briefings on SHARP and EO.
Kind of ironic that he commanded the Greenville which was known far and wide as a bad luck boat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Greeneville_(SSN-772)
I read the link. Man, that is one cursed boat.
USS Codfish.
http://www.snopes.com/2017/04/13/science-journal-seinfeld-episode/
D’oh! I should pay more attention when cutting and pasting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SICqoBevs
And so it goes. Two more dirtbags that don’t know how to conduct themselves.
http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/ap/news/20170413_ap_765a1dc2e58e4d5eb78711aaeccdb998.html
How is it possible for an underage girl to live ‘in the barracks off and on for several months?’
Happened down in Lejeune way back in the day. The cops in Jacksonville busted a 14 year old girl breaking into a house trailer. She then tells the cops that she was turning tricks for the “local prominent businessmen” (all the used car dealers and furniture rent to own stores) in Jacksonville, so they busted 14 of them in one swoop. A week later, they went for round two, and busted two of our resident geniuses at 2nd ELMACO. Make the local news broadcast, they waved to the camera while doing their perp walk. Apparently, they would look her in the wall locker when they went to formation. Word was she was there about two weeks.