Mariah Lynn Haake; Totally legit (Original video restored)

Mariah Lynn Haake says she is currently a Marine, that she was shot twice while she was with 3/5 Marines then she deployed to Iraq and was a POW. Oh, yeah, I believe all that.

[Editor’s Note: I guess she removed her video so here’s another one]

Thanks to ARoberts for uploading the original if you missed the first time around;

On Facebook, Marine officers in 3/5 are saying she was never there, and it’s more likely that she was never in the Marines or any military service. I know there are several people who have submitted FOIAs on her, but I think I already know what the response from the NPRC will be.

Here’s her “Public Figure” page on Facebook.

Comments

113 responses to “Mariah Lynn Haake; Totally legit (Original video restored)”

  1. We all fought for the right to are opinions and for the right for people to say what they want on social networking sites. Bash her if you must but why does her girlfriend have to be brought into this and then use her job as a degrading term? For real what kind of honor do we have if we are harrassing someone that has nothing to do with the situation. Or even harrassing her. The “truth” coming out is one thing but on other sites and facebook people are telling her to kill herself or that they are coming to kill her. Are we gonna start kicking in doors and dragging people through the streets now for facebook bullshit?

  2. Spoke to her personal friend, that girl has more moles than she knows. She’s back in Sacramento because her girlfriend dumped her. Ha! Good. Piece of shit deserves it. Marine my ass.

  3. rb325th

    @51, she is apparently on the run from Felony Warrants issued against her in her home state. Why her video states she will be going away for a while I guess. Though in the video it is for a ‘deployment”… guess that is what you call being a fugitive from justice if you are a lying piece of shit Poser…
    I am not advocating anyone kicking in her door other than the Police. She gets no sympathy from me.

  4. OIF ’06-’07-’08

    Our fake Marine chick looks like “Jay” of Jay and Silent Bob movies.

  5. smoke-check

    @51 go away and cry yourself to sleep over it.

  6. A quick note to all of the lesbians who are descending on my inbox;

    No one on this blog is threatening this liar with bodily harm, so, no I’m not removing the post because someone who reads it might have a visceral reaction to her obvious lies. We call it “stolen valor” for a reason.

  7. smoke-check

    PS I’ve noted this before here; but why does it seem that a large amount of these pathological liar types claim to be fluent in multiple different languages? What kind of perceived inadequacy is telling people you know multiple languages making up for in their scatter brain? Some headshrinker should investigate this phenomenon.

  8. ByrdMan

    There’s all these posts and responses from her friends and what not on facebook taking about her mental instability.

    Well how about helping her out instead of enabling her by posting videos all over the frickin’ internet of her spouting how she is a Marine SSgt who was with 3/5 and MARSOC?

    All her little buddies are at one point kissing her ass and saying “Sgt Jess you are awesome”. Then it changes to “Let her expalain” then it’s “Oh she is a schizophrenic and can’t help it.”

    Whatever…

  9. ARoberts

    When I saw the link from The Boys of 3/5 I downloaded the video she had posted since I was pretty sure she would be taking that video down. Ill upload it to youtube if anyone is interested in seeing it.

  10. USMCE8Ret

    @57 – Researchers have already looked into such things. It’s called “Pseudologia fantastica”.

  11. PintoNag

    If this poser has “friends,” and they know she’s mental, they need to get her some help, instead of enabling her lies.

  12. smoke-check

    @60 Right. I was commenting specifically on the fantasy of knowing multiple languages. I know compulsive lying has been studied ad nauseam, but it’s curious to me that so many of the phonies we see here claim they are multilingual, as this goofy broad did.

  13. David

    @60 and 62 – think she meant she was adept using her tongue.
    (Couldn’t resist)

  14. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    A quick look at her face and you know this woman is bat sh1t crazy….and that whole lazy eye thing doesn’t project the image of language prodigy….

    RE: Her so-called friends, they ought to get her the help she needs before she comes to a tragic end, crazy people telling stories is nothing new.

    What happens next often comes down to a couple of realities, without support and meds jail and/or death with support and meds a semi-normal life.

    Instead of berating Jonn Lilyea for your friend’s lies, get your friend the help she desperately needs.

  15. smoke-check

    @63 HA! You mean a cunning linguist?

  16. Jabatam

    I didn’t see the original video but the one up now doesn’t say anything about being shot while deployed or being a POW

  17. NavCWORet

    No, she just said she was a cunning linguist.

  18. Corpsman’s Wife

    She has several videos she’s posted on YouTube. (I use “she” very loosely here…)

    http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUUe-EEZ9ySgWVvvmQFNzdw

  19. Ah, darn, the Facebook page is gone.

  20. David

    gawd, must be 98Gs or 202s floating around… (sorry NSGers, didn’t know your MOS for that!Worked with you at FSA though)

  21. JP76er

    Looks like I found another Facebook page for her:

    https://www.facebook.com/jesse.anastasio.9?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab

    She “Works at Stealing Your Girlfriend”.

  22. Ex-PH2

    Lesbians should be offended by this nitwit. She’s giving them a bad name.

  23. anonymous

    Her gf XXX XXX has posted pics of them together in her home. All any one can tell from her gf’s obvious obsession with fb and constant need to check her location in they are in some where in Henderson Las Vegas NV. I hope the police catch her and send her back and gf is arrested for harboring a fugitive. Please don’t judge or gay community by this giant pile of dog shit on the bottom of uncle Sam’s shoe. A lot of us are ashamed of her and we all want her to come to justice. We also hope she gets the mental help she obviously needs. It doesn’t mean we feel any less angry for belittling our brave soldiers. We just as humans also want to help another human being so no more minds are plagued with the toxic lies she is telling. We don’t want to make her a Marter we want her to suffer so she never does it again!!!

  24. A Proud Infidel

    Someone alleged that her moles and acne were once so bad, blind people always tried to read her face!! She(?) needs some meds, beginning with some Thorazine!

  25. She is multi-lingual. She can say “Umm” in seven languages.

  26. Just an Old Dog

    @73 Anonymous,
    She is getting bashed on the basis of her being a laying sack of shit. She, like other shitheads will always use the fact that they are a Lesbian, minority or handicapped to claim discrimination when they get called out.
    While some of the adjectives used to describe he may be harsh and not politically correct, the anger here is not directed towards Gays or Lesbians but towards those that steal valor.
    If someone who looked like me with my background went out and killed a Lesbian couple simply for their sexual orientation and people on a LGBT blog referred to him as a Bald-headed,Cracker,Gun-Toting,Christian Gay-hating Murdering piece of shit I would understand that they were just using it as an adjective to describe the one person who did the deed, not as a war cry against folicaly-impaired Men who supported 2nd amendment rights.

  27. Green Thumb

    @76.

    Right on!

  28. Kay

    One look at her girlfriend’s Facebook page, and I now know what road she lives on. Is this poser dumb or what? Her Instagram shows they’re happily together in Henderson, NV. Her Twitter tells me she took a shit with Mariah/Sgt in her house for the first time. Wtf is with these kids? She lives on Harts Bluff Pl. by Slates Crossing ln and Elation Ln. Shouldn’t tag places as “home” on Facebook.

  29. Green Thumb

    @56.

    Having to negotiate a gauntlet of lesbians, are you?

    No offense, but that is funny.

  30. lacey

    Just letting everyone know she is for sure a fake she has two warrants issued for stealing my car in sacramento thats why shes wanted shes a compkete scam.arrtest I want my justice shes only 20 she just turned 20 found out from police station in sacramento she dint work she uses people camp pendelton also conformed she is not a marine in data base shes scisofrentic or how ever u spell it I will find her I want my justice or Sac pd will dint trust her no one

  31. Kay

    @80 Lacey

    She’s in Henderson Nevada.

    That’s the girl she’s with. She tags her every move.

  32. Kay

    sorry

  33. 2/17 Air Cav

    Ewwwww. She’s a lesbian. Ewwwwww.

  34. lacey

    So shes for sure in Nevada im calling authorities out there then

  35. Kay

    Yeah. Look at girls 4square. Tags exactly where they are

  36. OK, let’s lay off folks who aren’t Jesse Haake.

  37. LebbenB

    Whew…Even Lindsay Lohan would say she’s a hot mess.

  38. lacey

    Wats 4 square

  39. Green Thumb

    And I bet she draws benefits…

  40. Nik

    she has two warrants issued for stealing my car in sacramento thats why shes wanted shes a compkete scam.arrtest

    They usually are. Apologists try to tell us “Oh, it’s a victimless crime”. The truth is, it’s usually a sign of something else…scumbaggery.

  41. lacey

    @ 90 no need to lie she really did steal my car need to make it up

  42. Nik

    I’m not saying you’re lying. I’m saying the fact she’s a proven liar about military service is usually indicative of other dishonest behavior, like stealing.

  43. lacey

    Sorry mis understood u

  44. ARoberts

    I lived in Vegas for quite some time and might be able to get in touch with the local LEOs there. I cant promise anything but if any of my friends are still on the force out that way I can put a bug in their ear.

  45. lacey

    Any one know sirens wolberts real name mariahs girlfriend

  46. Anonymous

    That is her real name Lacey.

  47. lacey

    Ok

  48. USMCE8Ret

    Her brother, Olaf, signs “Berzerker” with a Russian accent.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us1BH3dIxIo

  49. Anonymous

    Here is her newest facebook https://www.facebook.com/jesse.anastasio.9?fref=ts&ref=br_tf

    and if you are looking for her, her girlfriend tags every location on twitter

    https://twitter.com/SirenSex