Mariah Lynn Haake says she is currently a Marine, that she was shot twice while she was with 3/5 Marines then she deployed to Iraq and was a POW. Oh, yeah, I believe all that.
Thanks to ARoberts for uploading the original if you missed the first time around;
On Facebook, Marine officers in 3/5 are saying she was never there, and it’s more likely that she was never in the Marines or any military service. I know there are several people who have submitted FOIAs on her, but I think I already know what the response from the NPRC will be.
Here’s her “Public Figure” page on Facebook.
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113 responses to “Mariah Lynn Haake; Totally legit (Original video restored)”
POW, 2 Purple Hearts, was a Marine. Sometimes I think that rare female poser goes bigger than their male counterparts.
pause at 46 seconds. self inflicted in my non professional opinion.
Her and Tesla could make a nice couple…..
Her “gun shot” looks to be a curling iron burn…IMO..
duh………..ya think…..lol
Staff Sergeant, huh? You could tell that she nailed that public speaking class at the SNCO Academy.
Slow your roll honey. The lack of blood to your brain just made ya go full ritard.
I have been retired ten years, and did not know that the Marine Corps allows tattoos on the hands.
BTW, what the hell of is the point of this video? Her video is just as coherent as Paul Wickre’s postings.
What exactly is her point?
I’m sure everyone will be surprised by this, but:
There is no Mariah Lynn Haake in the Global Email Address List.
There is no record of a Mariah Lynn Haake in Marine On Line.
This pisses me off. I have friends who were in Dark Horse in Afghanistan in 2010/2011. My former neighbor, another buddy, is an EOD type in MARSOC who just got home.
I doubt that any of those dudes would have an issue punching this broad in the face. I know I wouldn’t.
PH2…the only point she has is on her head. I’d bet she can barely spell, “Marine” and only then if she phones a friend and uses at least one other lifeline.
She must of been outed already. Page name changed already.
https://www.facebook.com/rainbowbabes
I am pretty sure that “SSgt” Haake has served under LTC Warryck-Regan Lee Wolf. then they swapped positions.
Heres more of this thunder cunt,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfFrS9pw1Ms
Well, she sure LOOKS like a female Marine.
https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMfFrS9pw1Ms&h=PAQHBAd0K
Fuck… This… Chick…
Dog tags on the outside of your shirt always makes you legit, always.
Captured in Iraq and tortured; yeah whatever…was in Marine “special forces”; okay, if you insist…was in 3/5 Marines; sure, why not?…yup, totally legit..or something…
She is mentally Ill!!
Which eye is crossed?
Yep thats what I do, wear my dogs outside my shirt for everyone to see
I’m guessing those are prison tattoos, and the scar looks like a prison stab wound.
The lowered left eyelid indicates a brain injury, possibly incurred during a fight with other inmates.
Notice that ALL of her “friends” are female.
“College”?
How about county jail?
Of course, I’m just purely speculating.
Maybe she just felt that females were under-represented in the Stolen Valor Circles…..
A wannabe Ghetto Turd.
If you have been there, you know exactly how many of your own you have buried. All expenses paid vacation to Egypt for her. I’m out.
That video was painful to watch. I also felt like I was losing IQ points the more I saw of it so I had to stop. To quote Gunny from “The Damn Few” – “GAAAAAAAAADAMMIT!” Looks like with all of the poser action over the past couple of weeks, the Stolen Valor Tournament may have to go to a quarterly format or perhaps a Summer League and a Winter Leage type deal to deal with all of these fakes crawling out of the woodwork. Or maybe an NCAA/NIT type tournament where the “heavy hitters” get the major trophy and the “lesser posers” can still have their own tournament and champion. Just a couple of suggestions. Damn, I have an exam tomorrow and I just feel like I lost some critical brainpower watching that video. That’s a minute of my life I’d like back!
Looks more like a TRANSGENDER to me, but can’t figure out if its a male to female or female to male.
Almost feel sorry for her. This chicklet is straight up fresh out the box, full on, no holds barred bat-shit crazy. She needs mental help and fast.
Whats really scary is she is supposedly out to “be there” for kids ( translated young teenage females) who are being bullied or think they may be a part of the LGBTQ.
Yeah she’s just the person a vulnerable teenage girl should turn to for advice. Fucking pedophile.
It looks like she is well on her way to being a career criminal con-person.
At least she got the heat off of Paul Wickre for a hour or two
Made the mistake of checking out her Facebook page. Threw up a little in my mouth. Better go brush my teeth.
Well, even though i’m in the army instead of the marines i’m pretty sure the standards are about the same, and this bitch definitely wouldn’t meet the Army’s standards either. Coming from someone who just got back from OEF 12-13 deployment I can honestly say it’s fakers like her that just irritate the shit out of me because even though I didn’t see much being in RC-N instead of RC-S atleast I can admit it and atleast say I served instead of making some bullshit story up like that.
The nice thing is that if you Google her name, this article is referenced a bunch of times.
Moral of the story: get caught being loony by TAH, get made famous.
@28.
Interesting observation.
Wow.
This chick is pushing Tesla.
Mustang, I agree. I’d vote for the Summer League/Winter League format. This waste of skin is obviously trying to get into the Winter League ahead of the rush.
Not. Gonna. Punish. Myself. With. The. Video.
Well, not right now. Maybe later. From the descriptions in the comments, you should be in a particular frame of mind to “enjoy” it? Like, maybe while being too low key and need something besides caffeine to get things jump started??
“Sgt Jess”? Yeah, right. What a pathetic POS.
Bedwetter
Must be one of those “top sekrit” Amazonian Marines… can hump a Ma Duce 15 miles with tripod and 15,000 rounds of ammo, while surviving on half a C-rat and 3 teaspoons of water a day!!! She’s a prodigy of Dull-ass Witless, created deep in the labs of APL, under supervision on Monkey-boy and Paulie NoNuts!!!
And if you believe this shit, I have some scenic beachfront property in Nevada I’d like to interest you in…
She is the real deal. All of you owe her an apology. I phoned Washington and spoke to Sec. of State j. kerry. kerry said he couldn’t talk about her mission as it is classified “Ultra Top Secret”. However he gave me a few small details…
She was a marine special ops. army tail gunner on the space shuttle when they did a 500 ft. fly over in Iraq, with rocket ignition to get back to altitude. Mr. kerry said she was very exposed to hostile fire as the tail gunner position is located at the end of a fifty ft. bamboo pole strapped to, and behind, the rocket motors.
Mr. kerry kind of chuckled about the Taliban AAA gunners in Iraq. They didn’t use enough lead, missed the shuttle, however hit Sgt. haake in the shoulder with a 37mm AAA round which she shrugged off. As she said, it’s all routine stuff.
During WWII the Russians had Punishment Battalions that were sent in to combat as unarmed shock troops. One of the uses of these units was as mine clearing formations. They were placed in line abreast and marched in to a mine field. I think it’s time to bring these battalions back. Posers, traitors, rapists. and other forms of scum could be sentenced by a federal judge to service in the unarmed explosive detection units. Any shirking, malingering or other criminal acts could be punished by by a bullet in the neck, ala the KGB or GRU.
well, her “public figure” facebutt page is gone. shocking.
Gone, yep shocking. POS.
Holy shit! we found Psul’s next girlfriend!!!! (or boyfriend at this point I’m sure she would just put a strap on and Psul would be juuuust fine)
Found one of her pictures, yeah certified batshit crazy
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=504859896258275&set=pb.458935380850727.-2207520000.1377574034.&type=3&theater
maybe she was the Beta test for wookies in the infantry…
BAM! The page has come down!
Another one bites the dust, from Queen is now going through my head.
Out of all the marine units to pose in she picks a line company.
What gutter trash.
THAT’s a SHE????????
The lying douchebags facebook
https://www.facebook.com/#!/mariah.haake
It may not be her fault. I see the droopy eyelid, and think maybe it’s FAS. Either that or the doctor stepped on her head too hard while he was yanking her tail off in the delivery room.
Just think, if she and Soup Sandwich ever got together, all their kids would look like Sippy Birds. Somebody fish her out of the gene pool, quick, before it’s too late! Oh, wait, she’s into gals and not guys. Whew! Saved by the Rainbow.
Bull dike lesbian wannabe.
She needs a good thumping and reality check.
Getting caught in the impact area, claiming to be a Marine with 3/5, most decidedly deserves a punch in the throat.
As mentioned in @13 above. This clownette and “LTC Warryck- Regan Lee Wolf” can form their own bulldyke assault battalion. Wolf can be the commander, this douchbaguette can be the sergeant major…