Last Day of Voting

You have until noon, and not a second more, as it will take me damn near forever to audit the results.

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Comments

28 responses to “Last Day of Voting”

  1. B Woodman

    So. With that in mind, I will refrain from voting again. Ain’t I a good boy?

  2. ByrdMan

    Are we allowed to vote once per day or just once?

  3. Once per day. And I am even allowing 3 total votes per IP Address just to account for different folks under the same roof.

    It’s just the 24 votes I found from the same IP address for Gidduck, Hamilton, Chelle and Punk that sort of set me off. I found 4 IP addresses with quite a few votes, so I subtracted the 24 on that one, 7 on another 18 (all for Gidduck only) on another and 3 from Chelle for a last one.

  4. Hondo

    TSO: so we’re doing a restricted version of a “Chicago-style” election? To wit: “Vote early and often – but not more than 3 times!” (smile)

  5. ByrdMan

    Good. So the boot (me) has not fucked this up.

    Yet…

  6. Combat Historian

    Spanky Tesla stuffing the ballot box so she can appear in the bondage centerfold shoot?

  7. Hondo

    Combat Historian: thought about rewording your comment a bit and reposting it, but decided not to “go there”. But I’m sure someone will eventually. (smile)

  8. OWB

    That does make sense, TSO. The three of us can each vote once every day – that three of us being me, myself, and I.

    Just kidding! Once each day is quite enough voting.

  9. Smitty

    damn, hes checking IP addresses, ok ill only vote 3 times today lol

  10. I actually do have more than one person under my roof voting, so… Yeah… allowing for more than one vote under the same IP address is a good thing!

    Go CROTCHROT!

  11. The 24-vote person was also a Ron Paul supporter.

    Go figure.

  12. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    @6 Well it looks like she might be stuffing her face with a lot of pork chops, so the ballot box should be no exception….

    That girl takes batsh1t crazy to a level heretofore unknown to the average American….she might not be the Einstein of f#cking crazy, but she could be the Fermi….

  13. MAJMike

    Well, alrighty then.

    Sure hope this is the last Last Day.

  14. SJ

    Crotch for the victory! Like Weiner, he’ll pull it out in the end.

  15. GunzRunner

    Croctch vs Tesla – A crotch is going to win!

  16. This Guy

    the ghost of Mayor Daley prompted me…

  17. PintoNag

    Well, at least no dead people voted.

  18. With over 1500 votes cast, the margin on Crocheron Tesla is now 5 votes.

  19. ChipNASA

    @19….Let me log on to 5 or 6 more computers at work.

    LMFAO….wow……

  20. SJ

    Erich Holder to the white courtesy phone please!

    Go Crotch!

  21. ChipNASA

    @19…I’d say it’s a “tight race” but …well….you know…..Even dumping 100 lbs of Alum in Telsa couldn’t even make that thang “tight”.

  22. Ex-PH2

    I will only vote as many times as the monkey will allow me.

  23. streetsweeper

    Monkress and Gueydick I mean Guduck er…..Yea, him!

  24. Sparks

    Crocheron all the way! Remember Landslide Lyndon said, “vote the graveyard”.

  25. Hondo

    PintoNag: dunno about that. I hear one of the IP addresses voting resolved to a host named “ballduster.mcsoulpatch.afterlife.org” – and the geolocation was “not of this earth”.

    But I could be wrong. (smile)

  26. Green Thumb

    The “Punk” will make a move.

    He does not hide under his desk and avoid questions.

  27. This Guy

    Hope I was able to save Spankarella… 🙂