Joseph Michael Scott; phony Ranger again

Joseph Scott

About two-and-a-half years ago, we wrote about this fellow, Joseph Michael Scott when he was confronted on a college campus in California pretending to be a Ranger. I guess since the Ranger thing didn’t work out for him, he decided to try his hand at cop impersonation, according to the Stanislaus County Sheriff’s Department;

“Riverbank Police Services Deputies were informed of a male, Joseph Scott of Modesto, that had been impersonating a Stanislaus County Sheriffs Department Deputy. While impersonating a sheriffs deputy, Scott had negligently discharged a firearm in the city of Modesto.

Deputies knew that this incident would need immediate action. The investigation was turned over to the Sheriffs Team Investigating Narcotics and Gangs (STING). STING authored an arrest warrant for Joseph Scott and a search warrant for his home.

On 12/2/16 Scott was taken into custody and booked into the Stanislaus County Jail. A search of his home revealed all of his law enforcement type equipment. This equipment was all taken as evidence. The firearm used was located and is in safe keeping.”

Joseph Matthew Scott photo

And now, he’s a phony Mexican.

Comments

37 responses to “Joseph Michael Scott; phony Ranger again”

  1. double stupid

  2. Just An Old Dog

    There were people actually trying to take up for this sack of shit on FB comments when he was outed the first time.
    I wonder what crow tastes like.

    1. OldManchu

      Exactly what popped into my memory when I saw today’s article.

      They made him out to be a victim and made the veteran who confronted him out to be the bad guy.

  3. Skippy

    And they say stolen valor is a victimless crime…

  4. C2Show

    Lol like those kids yelled in first video of him at college:

    “Leave him alome, he isnt hurting nobody”

    Yeah right…

  5. 1610desig

    He would have better luck masquerading as USDA prime

  6. The Stranger

    Ahhh shit…again with this mo-fo?

    1. Hayabusa

      Once a faker, always a faker.

      These guys never give up lying, when they’re busted they just move on to a new kind of scam.

  7. Gravel

    Who is it that always writes, “play stupid games, win stupid prizes?” It’s so applicable here.

    1. Claw

      Hondo writes that a lot. But the author may be lost to the ages.

      (ref Hondo’s comment 14 May 2013 at 8:16 am):

      Someone here at TAH (can’t remember who) coined a wonderful phrase: “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

      1. Claw

        Update: May have found the author.

        Went back through the archives and the first reference to the wonderful phrase was written by our very own NH Sparky on 7 Nov 2011.

        Thank me later.

  8. ChipNASA

    Stupid Fuck. HOW’S THAT ASS TASTE??
    /the new Tossed Salad Man.

    1. HMCS(FMF) ret

      I’m sure that he’s “enjoying” the “All he can eat” buffet at the BTJT Jailhouse Deli – Home of the cockmeat sammich!

  9. AverageNCO

    I remember his parents blamed a local recruiter the last time. They said the recruiter had mislead their special snowflake into believing he was in the Army. So who’s to blame for this nonsense? Surely not his parents? Surely not baby Joey? It must be someone else’s fault?

    1. Graybeard

      Trump! It is all Trump’s fault!

      /sarc

    2. The Other Whitey

      Pretty sure Stanislaus County SO made it clear he was NOT one of them, sooo…

  10. Graybeard

    The Stupid. It hurts.

  11. Hondo

    You’ve heard of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand? Well, in this case . . . the applicable title is Bubba Smiled by Will B. Scroggin.

    1. The Stranger

      Dammit Hobo…Atlas Shrugged is one of my favorite books.

    2. HMCS(FMF) ret

      “Tiny Hurts” by Seymour Butts…

  12. SFC D

    Just another turd that won’t stay flushed

    1. 1610desig

      It would take a plutonium powered plunger to get this turd down the pipe

  13. ex-OS2

    Cocksucker.

  14. 26Limabeans

    Did they find a vest in his closet?

    1. sarah

      He has one cause he showed me. I dated his motherfucker!! They better charge his ass

  15. A gun-based crime in Commiefornia? That’s going to be fun for him.

  16. SV is a victimless crime, is it? Yeah, well, it leads to other nastier things.

    But that white shirt picture prompts me to ask this: is he pregnant?

    1. 26Limabeans

      Yes, he is showing two fingers for twins.

  17. Deplorable B Woodman

    Stolen Valor……the Rancid Cherry topping the Shit Sundae. Makes me wonder what else is flavoring that polluted treat?

  18. Green Thumb

    Maggot.

  19. Another angle, impersonate a cop – special investigation by a team with a cool acronym, steal valor, no so much…..

  20. GDContractor

    He has Heavy Chevy tendencies. I wonder if they found his reverse engineered patrol car. I bet he spells Sweaden wrong too.

  21. A Proud Infidel®™

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I wonder if that SHIT-FOR-BRAINS’s parents have blamed the Stanislaus County Sheriff’s Department for not accepting that slug snot as a Deputy and harming his pwecious self-esteem?

    1. Claw

      I wonder if he’s going to try to enlist in the Mexican Army now that he’s Mexican. I’m sure the Latin looking dependapotomus he’s pictured with has already urged him to do that.

      Rejected twice by the American Army, only 25 years old, he should give it a shot.

      Here’s hoping he’s been taking Spanish language classes, cause I don’t think their version of the ASVAB is in English.

      Still a Dumbass whether he’s American or Mexican.

      1. HMCS(FMF) ret

        Being a member of the Mexican military isn’t a real safe job… the ongoing drug wars south of the border and his assclown’s propensity towards the stupid could shorten his lifespan… considerably.

      2. sarah

        Apparently that’s his wife. I dumped his ass and he got with her. Let me guess you found him under José Rodríguez? He told me Michael Stayhand was his dad