One of our Facebook fans dropped off a link to the news that Joyell “JD” Riley, who we wrote about six months ago when she was caught pretending to be a Marine and taking donations for her phony breast cancer treatments, was sentenced yesterday in Akron;
Joyell Riley, 41, received three years probation. She also was ordered to make $3,515 in restitution, pay a $7,500 fine and pay a special assessment of $100.
I guess she’s claiming that she had a TBI when she was younger and the judge is going to have her evaluated. She also has other local charges, theft, forgery and tampering with records, that she’s facing.
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34 responses to “Joyell “JD” Riley sentenced”
Hmm. Probation, but I believe the fact that it’s for 3 years means the Federal conviction was a felony. Would have been nice to see her get at least a little time, though.
Of course, the state charges she’s facing appear to be felonies as well. So perhaps the state will “show her some long-term hospitality”.
And her new “buddies” will probably be named, Butch, LaFondah, Juanita and “Strap on” Sally…
Doesn’t appear that would be any sort of problem for her.
I’m wondering if federal probaton could be affected by future felony convictions, albeit at the state level?
Eewww…
Did you have to post that pic so early?
I just threw up a little bit in my coffee…
That’s why I only posted one side. There was a full frontal picture that I deemed inappropriate.
This comment made me laugh so hard I think I broke something…
Holy shit, that’s a “her”?
Too damn early…
Thunderstixx & Lurker Curt,
I think that it’s so fugly, even IDC SARC wouldn’t even hit this.
That’s why the Army issues a “Barracks Bag”. Just don’t pull the drawstring too tight!
I just spit coffee on the monitor!
Around your head or hers?
Yes.
Aka, Double bagger:
Double Bagger
A woman so ugly that fucking her is only possible with the use of two bags: One over her head, and a second bag over your own head in case her bag falls off
Don’t forget the bag for your dog!
Think of the dog. He’s your best friend, you know.
I don’t think even the dog would want the leftovers.
You could just use one of those plastic bags with the handles, you put one’s arms through the holes and the bag will not fall off.
Don’t be too sure about that…
SARC. would hit it
???
With a 2×4? Or a 4×6?
It would have to be one of those two because the ugly stick was already used and abused on this one….
All I could think is “SHOOT IT BEFORE IT MATES AND LAYS EGGS!!!”.
Cocksucker?
Doubtful.
“Strap On” tool user….
She’s claiming “she” had a TBI?
She is a TBI.
Even with a Barracks Bag “she” is beyond coyote ugly.
Mama took one look at her after delivery, screamed, and dropped her.
No one gets jail anymore?
In this case the judge was showing compassion.
For the other prisoners.
Probation being a concession to her lack of mental acuity?
Mentally deficient, but not so much that she was unable to plan and execute fraudulent acts to separate the marks from the money.
That’s what Bradly Manning wants to become.
She would do well in prison, making new friends and everything. Now what does she do? Pick up trash on the highways?
Yuk Yuk
?
Tough looking dude…..gives me the shivers.
IF this is the same person I knew years ago, she grew up so stupid that she once tried to drown a gold fish. Nice haircut there freakazoid. That IS the 39 cents/39 seconds haircut available ONLY to double chin wannabee Marines, isn’t it?
She’s so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.