71-year-old Democrat Corrine Brown reported to the minimum security prison at the Coleman Federal Correction Complex in central Florida to begin her five year sentence yesterday;
She was accused of using money from a charity for poor students as a personal slush fund.
In May, a federal jury convicted her on charges including fraud and lying on her tax returns and on her congressional disclosures.
Brown is appealing her conviction, saying it was wrong for the trial judge to dismiss a juror who claimed the “Holy Spirit” told him she’s innocent.
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95 responses to “Guess who else is boycotting the SOTU”
I laughed way too hard at this…
Got-damn Jonn
You got me.
Oh, and FUCK YOU CORRINE BROWN you WALKING GIANT NUGGET OF SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
Nugget of shit … Bwhaaaaa
I wonder how much her dumocrap buddies paid the a.h. to say the holy Spirit said this twit was innocent? The only thing this bitch is innocent of is being a decent human being, FAILED!
Now THAT is who should have given the response.
White and grey stripes is tre fashionable!
Is Correctional Orange the new pantsuit?
She’s a rank amateur at corruption compared to Maxine Waters.
Corrine Brown in white-and-grey
Will miss the gathering today
Of politicians, left and right
And analysts in all their might.
She’s in a cell, all cold and bare
Sitting in her underwear
Thinking that its most unfair
She’s Famous! She should not be there!
Reality has paid a call
The message written on the wall
A criminal she is, that’s all.
Sweet Schadenfreude is her fall.
Motherfucking wordsmith you are. I bow to your greatness.
Thank you. Thank you very much, ChipNASA.
From time to time the Muse still takes pity on me. It’s a different form of getting lucky with a woman, I guess.
I could almost hear the jailhouse blues on harmonica or juice harp. Alas, she has deflated her lungs with hot air.
I find it ironic that she claimed that while she was on the House Veterans Committee that she had done her own reconnaissance. Of all Florida VA facilities and not one single error could be found. Turns out about that time the Gainesville VA hospital was found to have a handwritten paper w over 200 vets on a secret waiting list. Illegals were found living Ina vacated area of one facility. So I guess her recon was faulty. It was a travesty to serve in any capacity that involved Veterans. Bye Felicia !!
Her recon was not nearly as effective as a 2nd Lt on a LandNav course with a map and compass.
Her FRIGGING BRAIN IS FAULTY!
Is she in the Martha Stewart wing of Club Fed?
Well Played Jonn. Well played indeed sir.
Awesome.
Too bad they didn’t send her to a Club Fed up north in the snowy reaches of New York instead of in her home state.
Wouldn’t it be nice if political corruption could be made a capital offense subject to capital punishment?
So when is Maxie Waxie and Sheila Jackson “I bettah be booked FIRST CLASS!!!” Lee gonna follow this bitch into federal prison ???
Not soon enough for my liking.
Werry, wery soon according to elmer the fudd!
In 1997, while on a trip to the Mars Pathfinder operations center in California, Jackson Lee asked if the Pathfinder had succeeded in taking a picture of the flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969.
She is now known as #67315-018 at the FCI Coleman Medium, Sumterville, Florida:
https://www.bop.gov/inmates/
I totally check this out hoping to find a mug shot
Jay: Will this one do?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/general/classics/classics-2010-071319-0018
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MY EYES! MY EYES!
???????….
DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLL!
Ya got me.
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RLTW!!!!
Is it true that she was allowed no rhinestones or hats????
Ok…have to know:
Does she or doesn’t she? (wig, that is)…
Giant grey beard.
At about the 2′ 6″ mark.
Give or take an inch…
Hmmm…
2’6″ mark…
Help! Need bleach for my third eye!!!!
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Bet it has teeth, too. And you’ll need something stronger than bleach for entry with that ‘eye’. Agent Orange maybe. For the brambles and, uhh,, (shrubbery?).
Just a casual warning. For my friends at TAH…
Chief…not that “eye”…am talking about the one in my brain…! I need brain bleach! ?
Oh, I know. Just thought it was funny. Hmm, begs to question though…
WWIDSD
(What Would IDSARC DO?)
Looks like an angry wizard…
So help me, I did a spit take. I swear for, just a brief moment, I thought that was Maxine.
I am a bad person for even thinking such nasty thoughts…?
You’re not alone, Ex. I was thinking Maxine “Dirty” Waters myself.
To atone you should watch her on BET tonight when she delivers a counterpoint to Trump’s SOTU. You’d be joining dozens of viewers.
*grin*
Pooooor Maxine…
https://www.bet.com/shows/angela-rye-sotu/content/photos/bet-news-presents-angela-ryes-sotu.html
I’ve seen better wigs on a mop handle!
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I took a brief recon into that link.
I was impressed by the offer to “dissect President Trump’s 2018 State of the Union Address and his first tumulus year….”
Since a “tumulus” is defined thusly: an ancient burial mound; a barrow; it’s not really clear what Ms. Ryes is attempting to do. Is she going to engage in an archaeological dig into the basement of Trump Tower?
Just asking. This gets stranger and stranger, the further it goes.
I wanted to watch her rebuttal, but I didn’t feel like losing a dump truck load of IQ Points doing so.
Apparently Joseph Kennedy III is going to give the mainstream rebuttal; and Maxine is going to offer Another one on BET…no shit.
Do you think Joseph Kennedy III has an agenda for his rebuttal:
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/rep-joe-kennedy-invites-transgender-soldier-state-union-address-n841931
I suspect PATricia is packing and his moobs are pretty weak sauce. When do we taxpayers get to pay for his boob job and his dickotomy and manginaplasty? The Dhimmicats are really working overtime to win votes from that 1% or less of the population confused about their gender.
Same SSG King:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=65806&cpage=1
Yep, he’s a Kennedy of Messatwoshits, thus he’ll always get what he wants handed to him, especially a political office. He apparently wants to follow in his Uncle *HICCUP!* Teddy’s footsteps in endorsing the LGTBQRSTUV agenda at every opportunity!
Just don’t get in his car
As guests at the rebuttal, someone should have invited the parents of Mary Jo Kopechne.
Maybe Joseph Kennedy III needs to change his meds, anyone see the pics of him drooling during his speech?
API: I watched Kennedy give his rebuttal, thought I was seeing things and then wondered what the heck was going on with his mouth…
He was drooling? Seriously? Is there a video of that?
Here’s one link:
https://www.thewrap.com/democrats-say-joe-kennedy-is-a-star-republicans-say-hes-drooling/
Kennedy said it was Chapstick:
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/01/31/joe-kennedy-drool-chapstick-lip-gloss/
Yes, but Chaptsick doesn’t end up on the corners of your mouth.
His dead great-uncle did wear makeup during those TV debates with Nixon.
You know what drools out the corner of these guys mouths? Tranny fluid.
Enjoy jail, Corrine… and just ignore that big, old bull dyke with the 14″ “tool” that the girls call “Strap-on Sally”
‘paper-mache’
Perhaps TAH can recover the Anal Intruder it gifted DAB and re-gift to Corrine. I hope the original factory warranty is still in effect, as I heard DAB’s Bunghole experienced a malfunction.
I sold it on eBay..sorry
Bummer. So how’s the afterlife treating you? End up somewhere better?
I see what you did there!
I will miss her, she is like funny as all get up.
Everything that ever came out of her blow hole was jacked up backwards or just plain zannie schitz!
Ah …
Same reason Marion Barry always made me grin. Who can forget his classic, “Bitches set me up!”
D.C. getting ready to erect a statue of him in March..check out the article and the picture of his statue:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dc.curbed.com/platform/amp/2017/10/30/16570246/marion-barry-statue-photos
Love the shoes.
Wonder if the PETA folks will say anything about his shoes?
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If you want a real laugh, just google her comments when the Gators won the national championship! A true lesson in Ebonics!
Can someone explain this to me – how can Maxine Waters deliver a response to the SOTU when she is boycotting it?
Because she has rocks in her head instead of a brain that are covered by a wig?
Poooor Maxine..
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Fuck that old whore!
Not even with Heavy Chevy’s cheese-coated dick
Well you know somebody will be crying their eyes out tonight.
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But she be put in jail beekuz da man is RAYCISSS!
As an “honorary” black person, you should be saying “DA MAN”, not “da man”.
No go watch two days of blackxploitation movies to get youselves egumikated.
“On Tuesday night, President Trump delivers his State of the Union address, as have scores of presidents before him.” So reads the lead line from a WaPo piece giving a condensed history of the State of the Union address. Read it again, if you like. What’s wrong with the sentence? (I love this kind of stuff.) Read no more of this if you want not to see my answer.
According to the esteemed writer, scores of Trump’s predecessors in office have done two things. For one, they, like Trump, delivered a State of the Union Address on Tuesday night. For another, and this is truly remarkable, they delivered Trump’s State of the Union Address. English is a tough language.
The writer’s math skills may not be much better than the writing skills. That’s a whole bunch of prescient previous presidents.
Thank you, Oberstrumbannfuhrer 2/17 of the Grammar Gruppen Polizei. The fact the speech is unique to Trump is implied and doesn’t have to be stated explicitly. Would it make sense for Trump to be giving Herbert Hoover’s speech or vice versa? Too, journalists normally get cut some slack in the interest of brevity for a general readership. It’s not like the legal profession where every single component needs to be spelled out in anal-retentive detail.
Also, if we’re going to play the game of journalist whack-a-mole, it might be helpful to point out copy-desk terms. The term “lead line,” for example, is more commonly referred to in news stories simply as the “lede.” The reason for this is to separate it from the old typographical printer measure used to separate lines of metal type.
Just pointing this out for the sake of discussion, 2/17. It’s nice to have you back by the way…
Perry: I knew that if no one else responded to my comment, you would, and you did not disappoint. I was looking forward to it. Yes, I was playing the part of grammar Nazi, something I reserve for the work of professional writers, especially those whose work appears in the WaPo or the NYT. I would never look at comments here, for instance, through the same lens. A professional writer’s work is prepared well in advance of its publication and has benefit of an editor’s eyes. In this instance, I like to think the editor said, “Well, there is some comical ambiguity in there, but William Safire is dead, and I doubt anyone else would catch it.” And that’s the long and the short of it, Perry. It’s my idea of fun, which explains why I don’t get invited to many parties.
2/17 AirCav, you can come to any parties I throw, any time. Sloppy writing in the news, as it is presented today, hits my ‘Editor’ button. I understand and condone your passion. Keep it up.
I will send all my manuscripts to you to edit for me. I can never find my own mistakes. I am sad.
Thanks, Ex. Hide the lampshades now.
Y’know, ever since my (very brief) stint as a HS English teacher, I’ve had an urge to take a red ink pen to many of the things I have read one-line and in print.
That, combined with my urge to correct the logic and challenge the assumptions of authors, due to my training in logic, can make me very unwelcome in many circles.
But in our family, we have a ton of fun with it.
Yep It was The Holy Spirit who said she was innocent of screwing poor minority kids !! Damn her to hell!
With apologies to Bo Carter (who first recorded it) and John Kay and Steppenwolf (on whose version the following alternate lyrics are based):
Corrina, Corrina
Corrina, Corrina
Girl, you’ll be gone so long
Corrina, Corrina
Girl, you’ll be gone so long
Locked away in the Federal pen
Be years before you go home
Had an office in Congress
Had her a staff and bling
Had an office in Congress
Had her a staff and bling
But she got caught defrauding
Now prison’s her new thing
Corrina, Corrina
Fraud was on you mind
Corrina, Corrina
Got caught cheatin’ and lyin’
Every time you see those bars
I know you’ll feel like cryin’
(smile)
Last night on Tucker:
The guy who talks like Mr. Rogers, former governor of MD … O’Malley, claimed last night that both of his immigrant grandfathers fought in WWI in 1925 … Tucker’s response was priceless. I saw it, cringe-worthy!
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@MartinOMalley said his immigrant relatives fought in WW1 in 1925. Tucker’s response; “They were the only ones”.
Classic. Here’s the segment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfHpV7aRpPw
O’Malley posted that same video on his Twitter account..how do you spell m.o.r.o.n…
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That’s almost better than the Nazi’s bombing Pearl harbor in Viet Nam.
No doubt he still harbors hope for a presidential run. He screwed himself in 2008 when he opted to back Wide Load and run her Maryland campaign. The D nominee and ultimate winner–what’s his name, the guy with the typical-white-woman grandmother—was not happy. So, MOM’s hope for a D.C. job was lost. He now needs to some attention to garner some name recognition for 2020 or 2024.
Damn! Marty O’Mouthy is losing it! I missed this- I don’t enjoy watching the dimocrat party line applied to everything. Maybe he can get the band back together. I assumed he was back being a lawyer of some sort, biding his time ’til they need another pretty boy to run for some elected office.
“to some attention to garner some” If you followed that, see a doctor. Today.
Not good:
http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/31/train-carrying-republicans-wreck-photos-video/
“Train Carrying GOP Lawmakers Slams Into Truck — Emergency Response On Scene, 1 Fatality Confirmed”