Mick sends us a ink to Fox News which reports that German police were able to interrupt a chemical attack by 29-year-old Tunisian, Sief Allah H. in Cologne.
Sief had purchased 1,000 castor beans to grind down into the powder which would be used as a chemical weapon.
Prosecutors have not commented on a report by Bild newspaper that American intelligence tipped off Germany investigators. The newspaper also reported the suspect bought bomb-making material and chemicals used in the production of ricin.
If inhaled, ricin causes difficulty breathing and other symptoms. If ingested, symptoms include vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations and seizures. Initial symptoms of ricin poisoning are most likely to occur within four to 10 hours of exposure.
But, don’t worry, Sief doesn’t have any connection to terrorist organizations.
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29 responses to “Germans foil ricin attack”
Prosecutors have not commented on a report by Bild newspaper that American intelligence tipped off Germany investigators.
“So, they did Nazi that coming?”
*runs*
No one is laughing. You did not say it Reich.
Comedy event cancelled due to hiel storm.
I don’t think these puns are Goering out of control. As Arbeit macht frei I think they’re pretty Hitlarious.
oh, haha, yeah.
It’s fun to score Brauny points.
That’s the way it Goebbels …
I feel ill reading tall this, I think I’m going to need a Streicher…
Anyone want Dönitz?
Fresh from Dunkin’ Dönitz.
Your Nazi puns are a gas
According to ol’ Jumpin’ Jack, the German camps are a gas.. gas.. gas.
And I’ll be Zykloning you later my friends !!!
So many great puns, Anne Frankly, I think you all are very talented. Heil Five!!
You da Manstein, Chip, you da Manstein!
@RCAF-Chairborne thank you, thank you
Anyone going to Mein Kampf for the summer?
Naw…..id rather be inside at home, sitting in Mein Kampfy chair
Oh you guys, my head hurts
just another misunderstood victim of American aggression ™ who is trying to establish his bona fides as a genuine German citizen…
nothing to see here…move along
Angela Merkel is a virtue-signalling feckless cunt…
truth
Bean brain
Beat me to it. Absolutely terrible to the German people. That’s what you get when you elect a former East German Commie.
Merkel’s Germany.
Angela Merkel is an eastern german socialist.
Oh, Yef, Yef, Yef.. You boob, you.
Merkel claims that she has never made any attempt to hide her connections to the communist politics in East Germany.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-merkel-past/merkel-says-has-no-secrets-about-her-communist-past-idUSBRE94C0LZ20130513
Here we go: In 1968, Merkel joined the Free German Youth (FDJ), the official communist youth movement sponsored by the ruling Marxist–Leninist Socialist Unity Party of Germany. Membership was nominally voluntary, but those who did not join found it difficult to gain admission to higher education.[26] She did not participate in the secular coming of age ceremony Jugendweihe, however, which was common in East Germany. Instead, she was confirmed.[27] During this time, she participated in several compulsory courses on Marxism-Leninism with her grades only being regarded as “sufficient”.
Later, at the Academy of Sciences, she became a member of its FDJ secretariat. According to her former colleagues, she openly propagated Marxism as the secretary for “Agitation and Propaganda”.[29] However, Merkel has denied this claim and stated that she was secretary for culture, which involved activities like obtaining theatre tickets and organising talks by visiting Soviet authors. She stated “I can only rely on my memory, if something turns out to be different, I can live with that.”
So, yes, she was a communist. Socialism is the weaker side of communism, but they are part and parcel of the same things. Just ask anyone who managed to survive Pol Pot’s predations in Cambodia. Oh, wait — that would require doing actual work.
Floor buffer still needs to be used, Yef.
Not a terrorist you say? I’ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona I’ll let go real cheap to anyone who believes that!
Dammit, Mason. I just bought a rental property there! I may have overpaid. Got in a bidding war with some clown from Nigeria. But I won!
Deutschland has the World Cup’s best soccer team & are busy getting smashing drunk. None of that cheap nasty rice in German beers.
Seif and the entire family need first whiff of their homebrew ricin.