Friends don’t let Friends plank (it planks to be you.)

It seems that the person above was given a three hundred dollar fine and free public humiliation for a planking spree according to the police. I am sure that the Police thought that it was a gas when he was laying on top of of a memorial to their own who have fallen in the line of duty.

Judge Steven Olson fined Hart $303 for his escapades, which were photographed by his brother Ryan, who himself faces a disorderly conduct trial next week.

Ryan Hart apparently upset police by lying across a police memorial monument in front of the county jail.

So just remember, just say no to planking.

Comments

5 responses to “Friends don’t let Friends plank (it planks to be you.)”

  1. Claymore

    Planking…the ironic sport of thrift store hipster douchebags.

  2. Flagwaver

    You know, I remember when you did car surfing. Planking? Really? I don’t normally use this term because I have some friends who are… alternate lifestyle but…

    How GAY is that?

  3. streetsweeper

    @ #2…..Totally ghey…

  4. UpNorth

    Pretty sad when you lay your fat ass on a bunch of boxes and you look more like a teeter-totter than a “plank”. And, apparently, morons in Wisconsin have way too much time on their hands.

  5. Anonymous

    Can’t they do something more constructive… like drinking or looking at porn?