Don’s hair goes on the war path and busts out three fools this week, some of whom we’ve already discussed; “Robbie” Robertson, Earl Littman, the combat naked warrior, and Robert Plummer;
Don’s hair goes on the war path and busts out three fools this week, some of whom we’ve already discussed; “Robbie” Robertson, Earl Littman, the combat naked warrior, and Robert Plummer;
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63 responses to “Don Shipley’s Phony Navy SEAL of the Week”
HAIR-ATTACK!
I love you Don. I love Momma Shipley too.
3 Things:
1. Mrs. Shipley is OUTSTANDING!
2. “Robbie” Robinson no so much!
3. Don’s hair looks fabulisously devine!
Don, if you all are ever up in Washington please stop by. You can park your RV in our driveway, I’ll BBQ and we’ll drink beer.
I am conflicted. On one hand I love the Shipleys so very much, on the other I am saddened by the fact that they have to provide this service after all they’ve already done for this country!
I guess basically I am glad that if people are going to lie and steal the Honor of those who truly deserve it, then we have the Shipleys to entertain us while busting these frauds.
@3 I hope you mean Washington State. I’m in the MD/DC/VA area and if Don Shipley were ever within 10 miles of me AND if Momma Shipley were with him, I think I’m go all man-crush and just swoon and faint.
/When Chuck Norris grows up, he wants to be like Don Shipley.
Ya gotta love these douchenozzles when they finally get caught.
I was shaken a little when I saw the names of the posers you outed, but only for a minute.
I knew a “Robbie” Robinson several years ago. Thankfully, it’s not the same guy. Chief Earl N. “Robbie” Robinson retired from the Navy and served as an NJROTC instructor at my high school.
He was a friend of my parents before he retired from the Navy, and was respected by all who knew him. Several of his students went on to Navy careers; some went to the academy, at least one pair of brothers.
Both are now retired Navy officers.
I love the poser alarm.
Keep up the good work man, I love it when that Hair catches these shit asses.
Mr. Shipley, I have said this before and I will continue to say it. You sir are one hell of a good guy, I can’t believe how many of these people are continually telling bullsh1t lies about their service. You have my utmost respect and admiration for your continued diligence in rooting out these unsavory characters and exposing their lies to the light of day.
I was a lowly 11bravo and would never, ever dream of claiming anything else. It’s beyond my comprehension that so many people have no difficulty building a life of lies to fill the emptiness in their depleted, tiny souls…
Your wife has my sympathy that her nights of having fun and dancing are continuously interrupted by no-value humans of ill repute.
As others have said, should you venture to the north east it would be an honor and a privilege to buy you and your lovely wife a well deserved adult beverage and some lobsters….we have some pretty good lobsters up here in New England, served with some nice melted butter and you are good to go!
All he needs to do is show them a pic of his hair and they give up!
The NSA’s Prism Program is a cover story for Don Shipley’s hair!
Underneath Don’s hair is another full head of hair.
Don’s hair can touch M C Hammer.
“Ask not what your country can do for you,
Ask what can I do for Don Shipley’s hair.”
What did the doctor say to Don Shipley’s mother when he was born?
“Congratulation, you are the proud mother of 9 pound 8 ounces of hair”.
The Addams Family character of Cousin It was inspired by Don Shipley.
Don’s hair taught the Dos Epuis guy every thing he knows.
Don Shipley’s Hair has done the following.
1. Counted to infinitely,,, twice.
2. Divided zero
3. Found Waldo
4. Popped a wheelie on a unicycle
5. Lost it’s virginity before Don did
6. Hit a grand slam,,,, in a football game
7. Finished 18 holes of golf in 14 strokes
8. Outran it’s own shadow
9. Has it’s own gravitational pull
10. Dries itself after a shower
http://i.imgur.com/UVlXus9.jpg
My day is not over till I see one of Don’s vid’s,this was epic,Ido think he let him off a bit to easy,we all know that this puke was steeling for years.
Genesis 2:2
Thus the heavens and the earth were completed, and all their hosts. By the seventh day God completed His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. But suddenly He awoke from His rest and shouted, “holy crap … I have forgotten something”. So he created Don Shipley’s hair and continued His rest.
@19.
Funny.
Twist: MC Hammer was thinking about Don Shipley’s hair when he wrote “Can’t Touch This”.
If I’m going to lie about being a Navy Seal, I’m going to say I was on Seal Team “Don Shipley’s Hair”.
/REAL DEAL.
Can you imagine the man’s pubes? Second thought don’t…..
@ 26 … NO I CAN NOT!
Superman has no powers. Don Shipley’s hair grants him its abilities.
@26 Dude what the h3ll?
You made me laugh my 4ss off at work, my subordinates are all wondering what is so GD funny…
Old Dog, SPEW ALERT or be prepared to get a bill from me for a new screen! Joe
When Don Shipley puts on a hat, he has to bring his concealed carry permit with him.
Dow Jones Industrial Average: 15,367.42
Don Shipley’s Hair: 347,986.39
Shipley’s hair won the 1996 Annual Coney Island Hotdog Eating Competition. Shipley came in second.
Don Shipley’s hair CAN escape a black hole.
They should make a Don Shipley Chia pet…ooh now i know what to put on my amazon wish list!
One time Don Shipley got a high and tight. The earth shifted on it’s axis and true magnetic north moved a full degree.
Although NASA no longer has a manned space program, it is planning on deep space mission into Don Shipley’s hair.
@26. That’s the first time in my life my stomach turned AND I laughed at the same time. You are sick and truly belong here.
@38/26 Wait! I take that back. It happened once before at this very place when someone conjured the images of a stark naked Golda Meir and Helen Thomas.
No one has to imagine squat. The gypsy lady with the crystal ball and tarot cards has contacted Michangelo’s spirit.
Old Mike told the lady he was having a premonition of a young Don Shipley as a youth when he carved this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:David_von_Michelangelo.jpg
You guys are a sick bunch. Sick. Sick. Sick.
Are Don and his bride going to be in the New York area any time? That would be a real treat?
@42. His hair will be there in June for a ticker tape parade through the “Canyon of Heroes.” But I’m not sure whether Don is invited.
@ Air Cav. You are wrong. The “part” in Don Shipley’s hair is the “Canyon of Heros”.
BREAK
@ 42 are you in NYC?
When Don Shipley’s Hair first laid hairs on the young future Mrs Shipley to Be, it promptly stowed Don in a sea bag, propped him up in a corner, lock it up with a Master combination padlock and told him, “We’ll be back for you…later sailor”.
Donald Trumps hair stylist is hidden somewhere under Don’s hair.
You know that Don Shipley’s hair is reading all of these…laughing…Don, however, might not be as amused.
Don Shipley’s hair was the actual “shooter” of UBL.
Oh God. They’re using Macs. Someone should help them out!
Jonn’s part starts around 25:00 for anyone interested.