Don Shipley’s Phony Navy SEAL of the Week

Don’s hair goes on the war path and busts out three fools this week, some of whom we’ve already discussed; “Robbie” Robertson, Earl Littman, the combat naked warrior, and Robert Plummer;

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63 responses to “Don Shipley’s Phony Navy SEAL of the Week”

  1. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

    I spoke with Don earlier. He will be checking in.

  2. Nik

    Bah. My bad. Post # 50 was on the wrong thread.

  3. Don Shipley

    I’m pretty funny… But not half as funny as some of these posts you guys make… Some start their day watching my YouTube bullshit, I start my day reading any random article here for just the comments you guys make and my day becomes a little brighter…

    I don’t believe that all of us together, as a team, could finish a crossword puzzle or solve a Rubik’s Cube but we’d host one hell of a Kegger…

    I’ll bring the hot chicks when we do… I’ve got lots…

  4. Ex-PH2

    Hot chicks? Look at my picture, chief! Why the hell would I want hot chicks?????????

  5. Uh, Senior Chief? As a former nuke, I take offense to your claim of my inability to solve a Rubik’s Cube puzzle, dammit! WTF do I look like, a HT? BM? Or perish the thought, an airedale?

    And for the record, I can easily solve one, provided I get that first corner popped off without breaking it. Then the tepping of the kegs can commence.

  6. Just an Old Dog

    Rubic’s cube,, Marine Corps solution,, pull all the dam stickers off so its all white.

  7. Valkyrie

    Ok, Look I know you guys are a bunch of badasses and nothing much fazes y’all. But COME ON!! DON SHIPLEY POSTED HERE!! I seriously just got a “girl chub”.

  8. ExHack

    OMFG! The man himself! And the man’s Hair!

    Sploont! Sploont!! SPLOONT!!!

  9. tm

    The phony SEAL alert was hilarious, but it got me thinking that there should a big visible signal: The Don Shipley Hair Signal. A beacon of the great coif projected into the night sky, striking fear into every phony SEAL.

  10. Waitasecholdthefuckonwhaaaa?

    “Girl chub?”

    This oughta be good.

  11. NavCWORet

    Senior, I have my own hot chick to bring, but if I’m in the area when you have this shindig, I’ll be there.

  12. OldSargeUSAR

    @53 Hail to the Chief!

    @60 Don’t think I want details. Too much information…

    @54 Indeed!

  13. brian wade

    I love what you’re doing Don exposing these attention seeking wannabes!!!! I’m a former sailor who served aboard the Kitty Hawk as a machinist mate from 78-81…Three active, 2 active reserves…I too was a seal!!! I went through buds class #007 at the windjammer every evening at North Island. My alias was fighting Grasshopper amongst my seal fraternity, because of my hand to hand combat skills…lol Keep exposing these phonies old salt!!!