Here’s a stunt you do NOT want to attempt yourself.
Man encases genitals in plaster, gets stuck
Why not, you ask? I mean, what’s wrong with making a cast of your . . . self for posterity?
Well, it’s like this. Plaster generates additional heat as it cures.
The dumb ass individual doing this had already warmed the plaster to around 158 F before applying it. That’s fairly hot to begin with – and as the plaster cured, it got considerably hotter.
As the man began to experience literal bratwurst, he attempted to remove the plaster. Unfortunately, by that point in time the plaster was rather well hardened. He was desperate, though – resorting to using a hammer and chisel, a saw, and even a power drill to free his trapped appendage.
He did eventually end up extricating his family jewels from their artificial stone prison. However, as he put it, “My (groin was) so hot, I thought they would turn into charcoal.”
The individual in question is a Russian blogger who goes by the name of “Boroda Dead”. He’s damned lucky that he doesn’t have to change his online moniker now to “Johnson Dead”.
Dolbo’yeb here apparently made a video of his ordeal, which has now reputedly gone viral. Sorry, folks – you’ll have to search the Internet yourself to find that video if you want to watch it. I’m not going to look for it.
Sheesh. Looks like we once again have more proof that the Refreshments were right 25+ years ago. But tell me: who’d have guessed that that famous aspiring rapper “1-DMF” had relatives in Russia?
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42 responses to “Yer Midweek Funny: Do NOT Try This At Home”
So Idiocracy is real? Who’d a thunk it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czSegPchDmU
It’s supposed to be satire, not an instruction manual
Aspiring juggler.
History attempts to repeat itself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster
That lady apparently used the dental mold compound sodium alginate, SFC D. Best I can tell, that compound doesn’t generate much heat when it cures.
This guy apparently used standard plaster – which does generate substantial heat as it cures. Temperatures of 60 C are possible in the interior of large masses of plaster.
A secondary school student in England in 2007 found that out the hard way. She managed to get third-degree burns by encasing her hands in a bucket of plaster in an attempt to create a sculpture of her hands. She ended up losing both thumbs and six fingers as a result.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/schoolgirl-lost-fingers-in-plaster-of-paris-1801591.html
I hope illary doesn’t hear about this. Bill, watch out if you see her with some plaster.
Let’s hope that him cooking his own balls precludes him from reproducing…
Darwin wins again !!!
My first thought was; Man his sperm count is gonna be really, really low for a couple of months, at least.
Now his nickname can be “Hot Cock”!
Sigh….What the fuck is wrong with people?
Hondo, when Ol’ Poe did that a few years ago his only problem was finding enough plaster.
Ahem…
PT, if you’d have used as much plaster as you claim above you’d have cooked way more than your wiener as it cured. (smile)
Oh, did I mention I used the mold to cast a bronze lamp base? It’s quite a conversation piece.
It’s a floor lamp by the way…
BwaHaHa. PT, you win the internetz for the day.
Floor lamp? Dag.
For a Barbie doll house. (smile)
Hondo, true story. I had a buddy when I was going thru phase 1 of the Q course that would plug the sink with his dick and shave. There were 2 Egyptian officers in our class and the look on their faces as they hauled ass out of the old latrine at Camp Mackall was priceless.
At the old 327th at Campbell in the early 60’s there was a gorgeous black female who worked the counter in the battalion area. She very much resembled this black actress of the time and by coincidence her name was Dorothy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Dandridge
She was the wife of one of our squad leaders, but even so, all the horny black guys were constantly hitting on her and some of the whites, too.
No one ever got anywhere with her beyond a lovely smile and a very professional business presence. She was the subject of much barracks discussion as to why she was so resistant to even the smoothest charmers.
Then we went on an operation down in Puerto Rico where the battalion set up field showers. I happened to show up in clogs, towel and soap bar just as the staff sergeant who was the beautiful woman’s husband was exiting.
To say the guy was hung would be an understatement. It was bobbing around just above his knees. A bunch of the black guys were shucking and jiving him, laughing and pointing at it. If the guy hadn’t been so dark I’m sure he would have been blushing.
Needless to say, after that operation, there was never any question why the beautiful laundry clerk was impervious to any and all propositions.
And on that day you decided to relieve yourself off the Golden Gate Bridge, you were able to tell people that the water was cold… and deep, too!
Had big rocks on the bottom as well!
Reminds me of an old Nat King Cole song.
Plaster casting was supposedly popular back in the old hippie days… groupies could , shall we say, re-experience their favorite stars.
It was either Ed Sanders or the whole Fugs group that did “I Lost My Love Life to Plaster Casters”.
Reckon ol’ Boroda Dead is in the market for one of these? (NSFW?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8KkuFSAo4
You think that’s dumb, I had to fire a food service worker at the NCO Club for putting his pecker into the pickle slicer. I asked him why and the guy just shrugged and said he “had an uncontrollable urge”. I also fired the pickle slicer. :>))
First heard that joke when I was a teen, CM. (smile)
Yeah, but back then the pickle slicer was female…
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
Literally.
Immediately followed by a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on.
Russian YouTube has everything you could possibly want in TV. The Russians are a scream — both kinds!!
Even the troll song.
Oh the poor little thang…….
“Why bless his heart!”
*snicker*
As someone who does amateur costuming, I think he wanted a silicon mold. That’s what you use for building a pour-mold for… things. Silicon warms up a little, but it’s not enough to cause discomfort.
I dabble in special affect make-up (slash/bullet wounds, zombie bites, etc..)
I think an alginate mold made with something like this may have been a better choice:
https://www.amazon.com/Create-Alginate-Casting-Impression-Material/dp/B007PULSRM
Well at least that’s what I use when I need to make a cast of a body part that will then be used make the silicon rubber prosthetic.
-Ish
exactly! there are kits for this sort of thing if someone really wants to make a mold of certain body parts. and it’s not you run of the mill plaster of paris.
I saw a mummy once with a very small pecker.
Is this a bad time to say, “IT’S SHRINKAGE!”
OH, gee whiz, when are you guys going to learn?
It ain’t the size of the equipment that counts. It’s how you use the equipment.
Dancing around singing ‘my gun’s bigger than your gun, my gun’s bigger than yours’ is kind of silly if you can’t hit the target with even faint accuracy.
Maybe next time he’ll use the lost wax method.
Maybe the dude wanted to start a “Hot Rod” club!!?? Then again, maybe he just could not afford Viagra and needed a substitute for the evening. BTW, is his wife by chance the one with the blisters on her mouth? Just couldn’t wait until it cooled down. Wonder if there are any homos in his unit with 2nd degree facial burns?
That dude will be flinching every Christmas!
…Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…….