Coolest woman alive

I know you don’t care, but Sade has released her first album in 11 years. I don’t usually give a rat’s ass about entertainers, but Sade has to be the coolest woman alive. Her stage presence is just so….cool. She’s not a stunning beauty or anything, but between her voice and the way she moves just gets to me. And I think her band is one of the best jazz bands ever.

Well, TSO gets to post his rapping Irish dwarf pimp witches’ songs, so listen to this during your lunch;

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11 responses to “Coolest woman alive”

  1. Mr Wolf

    She sounds like a rusty tin can rubbing on a wood fence compared to Chante’ Moore.

    Just sayin’…..

    Wolf

  2. Quite nice at that, thanks.

    But the coolest woman alive has got to be Shakira.

  3. Jonn Lilyea

    I like Shakira’s voice, but she dances like a spastic coatimundi on crack (believe me, I know about spastic coatimundis on crack). I don’t who Chante` Moore is, knowing Wolf it’s probably one of those women he keeps chained in his basement.

  4. Jonn said:(believe me, I know about spastic coatimundis on crack) I suspect this a story that’ll require telling over a beer or three.

    “There I was low crawling thru the boonies when I was confronted by a spastic coatimundi on crack.” or some such.

    Maybe a 30 pack of Busch? Then I’ll nod my head knowingly to whatever you say.

    And of course I checked YouTube for that Moore lady. Ehh, dime a dozen type.

  5. Joe

    Yeah, Sade’s voice is like buttah….

  6. Mr Wolf

    She opened for Barry White back in the day…

    http://tinyurl.com/y8smbeh

  7. Jen

    Jonn! One more thing we have in common! I bought the new album the other night, it is excellent.

  8. Elmer

    Sarge, I picked up her CD the other day and can’t wait until the tour begins. Trust me, you’d like Chante` Moore. Not only can she sing but she ain’t hard to look at, either. She covers a Minnie Ripperton hit, “Inside My Love”. Do a web search and then sit back and enjoy. How’d you fair in the “Snowpacalypse”?

  9. Jonn Lilyea

    Elmer: So NOW you read the blog. Couldn’t read it when we worked together, huh?

    Why don’t you come out to the house and see for yourself.

  10. jerry920

    She is fantastic, and I can’t wait to pick up her CD. I knew she had one coming out, I just didn’t know when. And yes, she is a stunning beauty. Compared to todays outpouring of management band, cookie cutter, Hip-hop drivel, she stands alone.

  11. Chuck Steak

    Oh yeah and “Soldier of Love” must because of the way cool:

    Sade emerges from her country retreat

    “Her new man, Ian Watts, whom she met after moving to Stroud, she believes to be The One – and the real country article. “Ian was a Royal Marine, then a fireman, then a Cambridge graduate in chemistry. I always said that if I could just find a guy who could chop wood and had a nice smile it didn’t bother me if he was an aristocrat or a thug as long as he was a good guy. I’ve ended up with an educated thug!” Sade laughs like a drain at this, and is still chuckling as she recalls her mother introducing Ian to someone as “ ‘Sade’s current boyfriend’, like he was on a conveyor belt, or something”.

    Ian’s 18-year-old son, Jack, lives with them in the cottage in Stroud, so they make a modern “nuclear” family. “Ian is Ila’s dad, really. He does all the things a dad would do, and she really looks up to him.” Her daughter has a caring stepfather and an older stepbrother she adores. Sade says: “I feel like I’ve won the lottery, finally.”