Colt Bulot; another Special Forces phony

Colt Bulot (7)

I’ve been sitting on this one for more than three years, He’s a slippery one, this Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Albert Bulot fellow. Those are names that he uses. The first time I talked to him, he was on Facebook and he sent me DD214s;

Colt Bulot DD214b

He sent me four photos of the same document with the same handwritten scrawl in places and that made me wonder – I’ve never written on an original copy of my DD214 so I don’t know what would motivate someone to do that. I asked him about his class dates – the Ranger Tab and Special Forces Tab were in many of his photos. He merely said that he didn’t want to give those dates to me. The folks at Green Beret Poser Patrol asked him and he gave them the same answers – that he wanted to keep that information private.

The problem is that the information isn’t private. I checked with the Ranger Training Brigade and I couldn’t find a class number for him. Our friends at Green Beret Poser Patrol couldn’t find a record of Bulot attending SFQC either. His FOIA which also list the tabs, don’t make mention of his training;

Bulot FOIA

Bulot FOIA2

Bulot FOIA Awards

Bulot FOIA dates of service

According to his DD214, his last assignment was to the 1/221st Armored Cavalry in the Nevada National Guard which is part of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment. The period of active duty on his FOIA that lasted from 2005 – 2007 was when 1st Squadron of the 11th ACR was in Iraq and 1/221st covered their duties as aggressors at the National Training Center. The 1/221st had a deployment to Afghanistan, but I can’t find a record of him being on active duty during that time frame.

The only training in his FOIA and his DD214 is Drill Sergeant School and what looks like 11B training.

Colt Bulot (4)

His 2-1 is a mess but it shows that he had some time in the 82nd Airborne Division briefly, but there’s no training like Ranger or Special Forces;

Bulot FOIA Assignments2

Bulot FOIA Assignments

He has a son who looks like he’s a totally legit soldier, but this Colt Bulot has had several chances to come clean and he just won’t.

Colt Bulot (3)

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833 responses to “Colt Bulot; another Special Forces phony”

  1. HMCS(FMF) ret

    Got any CLASS NUMBERS to share with us, Colt? Thought so… and now you’re hiding behind someone’s skirt and crying about your STOLEN VALOR problem. A CLASS NUMBER, Colt… it would clear up so much shit you stirred.

    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot continues to be a GERBIL FELCHING, COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!

    1. David Smith

      Its to bad this phony blog is being investigated for criminal wrong doing, Sad but over due.

      1. Ex-PH2

        It’s too bad you can’t spell correctly or use proper grammar. Just keep showing us your silliness.

    2. We are coming after ” this ain’t hell ” blog has several complaints and is under investigation, seems they disregard actual legal documents and report false statements because certain things are not given upon request. This blog is a disgrace to all legitimate blogs. We will eliminate unlawful statements.

      1. Ex-PH2

        The phrase ‘coming after’ is incorrect.

        It is ‘comething’, you dope.

        Pay attention. You might learn something.

      2. Sandman

        Patriots Living Free,,,sounds like some kind of hippie cult. Should be Lying Pieces of Shit Living Free.

        1. IDC SARC

          well, if you go to “their” webpage…you find “their” names conspicuously absent.The Colt vindication page is pretty hilariously free of any evidence to back up his claims.

          Unlike the honorable veteran running this blog that is up front about who he is and easy to contact.

      3. A Proud Infidel®™

        “Patriots Living Free”, that sounds like the name of some backwoods Trailer Court Airsoft M’litia!

      4. Graybeard

        Ohhhhh! Sockpuppets!

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        Oh, we are soooo terrified.

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      5. Papago Joe

        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not Special Forces.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still an idiot.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a loser.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still in need of a brain.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still without a clue.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a jerk.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not scary.

  2. Papago Joe

    Class Numbers Jack-ass
    To easy isn’t it
    Paying all that money to clean up your internet foot print
    Won’t work and it’s a waste of money

    Papago Joe

  3. David Smith

    Pay attention, watch and learn when legal documents surface

    1. Ex-PH2

      Pay attention yourself, SOCKPUPPET DAVID SMITH.

      Weak sauce, you are.

    2. IDC SARC

      Watch and learn…been there done that, but unlike Colt, I can actually prove it. lolz

    3. Graybeard

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      Just the idea that you, an ostensive definition of idiot think you can teach anyone here of anything is ludicrous to the nth.

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  4. David Smith

    This blog has already been disgraced by false statements. Now its being investigated.Disregard to true records will result in revocation of this phony blog.

    1. Ex-PH2

      It’s too bad you’re reviving an old, tired idiom, DAVID SMITH SOCKPUPPET, but keep it up. It just makes you and your butt-buddy look sillier and sillier.

  5. In Federal Court, and the Certification of the DD-2114 and FOIA is presented the phony blog ” this ain’t hell will be ordered to cease all communication. And Civil law suit will commence.

    1. Ex-PH2

      Oh, while I’m at it, there IS NO SUCH THING AS A DD-2114, you moron.

    2. MrBill

      FISA warrants issued. The Marshal of the Supreme Court has been notified.

    3. A Proud Infidel®™

      *BUUUUURRRRRRRP!* DO YOU KNOW how many times TAH has been threatened by pisspants pus-nuts no-load booger-eating sockpuppets like you? CONGRATULATIONS for resurrecting a dormant thread and bringing MORE power of Google®™ on COlt Bulot, you truck lot-licking turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper!

    4. Hack Stone

      Is that you, Bernath?

      Much like Hollywood running out of ideas for new movies so they just keep remaking classics, it seems as if the sock puppets have run out of original comments to protect their chosen poser, so they are just cutting and pasting Daniel Bernath’s “legal filings”.

    5. Graybeard

      Yeah, right. Dude, you got ahold of some real bad dope. You are hallucinating badly.

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    6. Papago Joe

      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not Special Forces.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still an idiot.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a loser.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still in need of a brain.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still without a clue.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a jerk.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not scary.

  6. Patriots Living Free are in the middle stages of this investigation of phony blog ” this ain’t hell”that disregarded official documents, “DD 214” official FOIA Report and other official documents. Criminal and Civil law suits are following. This will end this published blog and all false statements.

    1. Ex-PH2

      Attention on Deck!!!!

      Sock puppets galore off the starboard bow!!

      Form up and whack back!!!

      1. HMCS(FMF) ret

        SOCK IN THE WIRE!!! SOCK IN THE WIRE!!!!!

        HIT THE FOO GAS!!!

        How about some CLASS NUMBERS, Colt?

      2. Ex-PH2

        Can I use ‘whack back’ in a firefight? Or is that too amateurish?

      3. Graybeard

        Attention all TAH.
        Attention all TAH.

        Sockpuppets are attempting to breach the perimeter.
        Repeat, Sockpuppets are attempting to breach the perimeter.

        Prepare to ridicule any sighted Sockpuppets.

        You are cleared hot to engage at will.
        Repeat: You are cleared hot to engage at will.

        However, do not, repeat do not, allow the popcorn to go cold or the beer to get hot during engagement of Sockpuppets.

        End transmission.

    2. IDC SARC

      An impotent sock puppet circle jerk is not an investigation.

    3. A Proud Infidel®™

      Hey David Smith, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS you glittery gargoyle gonad-gazing Sparkle Pony!

    4. Papago Joe

      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not Special Forces.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still an idiot.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a loser.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still in need of a brain.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still without a clue.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a jerk.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not scary.

  7. OWB

    What was that? Looked like a shadow crossed overhead, but it turned out to only be a small, impotent cloud.

    Nothing of substance. A liar lying. Gee, what a shocker.

    Now, perhaps a bit of bluster would look good on the poser? Oh, wait. That’s what that was, right?

    Hilarious. Stand by for us all to start quaking in our boots. Will you hold your breath while we prepare for quaking, Colt?

    This isn’t a school playground so how’s about just stopping your lying instead of acting like a spoiled child, Colt?

    1. Graybeard

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      Isn’t it fun to watch the sockpuppets posture?

  8. Ex-PH2

    It appears that COLT BULOT hasn’t been getting enough attention lately, so he sent in his clowns and sockpuppets to entertain us.

    Nice try, dorkwad. You haven’t surpassed the level of Da Stoopid you’d like to achieve, but you’re getting there.

    1. Ex-PH2

      Durn, I forgot!!!

      CLASS NUMBERS, COLT! PRODUCE THOSE CLASS NUMBERS. And stop sending in clowns and puppets. You are BORING!!!!

      1. Claw

        Didn’t Judy Collins sing a song about that?

        1. Ex-PH2

          Why, yes. Yes, she did.

      2. IDC SARC

        “CLASS NUMBERS, COLT! PRODUCE THOSE CLASS NUMBERS.”

        He won’t do that, he knows there’s too many people around here with direct/indirect access to the data bases.

  9. Sandman

    I don’t understand these cats, they all come on here and say shit like “You’re blog is under investigation”, and “Our lawyers are getting a Cease and Desist”. The first thing an attorney is going to tell you is to shut your fuckin mouth, and stop communicating. Any swinging dick can claim they have an attorney, and is suing but until an actual lawyer sends actual legal paperwork, you’re still nothing but shitbag posers butthurt over being exposed.

    1. HMCS(FMF) ret

      They’re just following the “Poseur’s R Dumbmotherfuckers” playbook…. it’s sold at the APL’s Corporate HQ and at the DRG’s “clubhouse” (a couple of refrigerator boxes next to the dumpster behind the truck-stop)

      1. Graybeard

        They are so predictable, are they not?

      2. Sandman

        I guess if Bulot chips in on aircraft fuel, he could quit possibly get representation before the appeal is denied, and he looses council for 2 years.

  10. Sj

    Maybe ole Colt has retained the crack DRG legal team?

    1. Ex-PH2

      If only you’d left off the last three words of that….

  11. Green Thumb

    Colt “Takes it in the Ass” Bulot is back!

    And he is still a real deal turd!

  12. Pennywise

    David Smith and Colt Bulot, don’t worry, SHIT FLOATS and that means you’ll float too!!!

  13. A Proud Infidel®™

    794 comments and counting and it looks to me like Colt Bulot and his sockpuppets are making maximum effort to reach the 1000 mark. KEEP SOCKPUPPETING, you rat-felching buckets of moldy monkey fuck!

    1. Ex-PH2

      796, and just for the fun of it: chingese, Colt, ud es pendejo puto puta!

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        More like “Hijo de la puta grande”. COMIDA MIERDA, Colt and KUTOMBA WEWE!

    2. ChipNASA

      Modified rat-felching buckets of moldy monkey fuck and added to the WoI.

      1. Chief

        whoa! is that on the WoI? it should be…

      2. CWORet

        Speaking of the WoI, I believe this felcher is quite deserving of one.

        1. CWORet

          Shit, should have just scrolled down a bit. Handily done, good sir!

    3. Eden

      [IMG]http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/eating/popcorn.gif[/IMG]

      1. Eden

        Try again:

        [URL=http://www.sherv.net/][IMG]http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/eating/popcorn.gif[/IMG][/URL]

  14. ChipNASA

    ZOMBIE THREAD!!!
    WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!

    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a lying sack of shit and your threats mean JACK FUCKING SHIT.

    GO FUCK YOURSELF COLT!!!

    That being said, I went back through this thread and since Colt and his sockpuppets have reanimated this thread at least three times, I believe that
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot and his Sockpuppet personalities posts, trying to come here and try some foolish shit and thing we’re a bunch of idiots that just fell off the turnip truck last night,
    This motherfucker has just earned a recommendation for the Wall of Insults®™

    “I move that little Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot ; phonyArmy Special Forces dickhead has earned the Wall of Insults®™. ”

    Second?

    1. Ex-PH2

      Motion noted and seconded.

      1. ChipNASA

        We have a “Second”….all in Favor say “AYE”

        1. Green Thumb

          Aye.

      2. A Proud Infidel®™

        I vote “AYE!!!” for that turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper to get it! He’s obviously more WORTHLESS than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog!

        1. ChipNASA

          Per TAH Robert’s Rules, the “AYEs” have it. Only one Aye vote needed.

          Colt you better grab on tight and bend over and PREPARE YOUR ANUS, WE’RE GOING IN DRY!!!!

          Wall of Insults®™
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!

          Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot ; phony Army Special Forces, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) is NOT a Special Forces soldier, has sockpuppeted TAH at reanimated dead threads about himself at least THREE times, is a consistent lying sack of shit, CAN’T PRODUCE A CLASS NUMBER BECAUSE THERE *ISN’T ONE* FOR HIM!!fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Here endith the lesson.

          1. CWORet

            shack. whew.

  15. ChipNASA

    I wonder why David or colt aren’t here to defend themselves? they post late at night or really early in the morning.

    Odd?

    Maybe they’re passed out after finishing the bottle or putting down the pipe and when the sun came up and the reality of how much of a shitbag they really were in the bathroom mirror was just to much to take.

    I bet we’ll get some more action after dark this evening or in the next day or two. It *is* after all, the weekend.

    It kind of reminds me of Psul and Bernath and LonGSchLur4peR when he tries to “cumith” and fails.

  16. Graybeard

    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not Special Forces.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still an idiot.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a loser.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still in need of a brain.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still without a clue.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a jerk.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not scary.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    1. Eden

      Graybeard, did you say:

      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not Special Forces.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still an idiot.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a loser.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still in need of a brain.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still without a clue.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a jerk.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not scary.

      1. Graybeard

        Roger, Eden, clear copy:

        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not Special Forces.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still an idiot.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a loser.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still in need of a brain.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still without a clue.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a jerk.
        Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not scary.

    2. Papago Joe

      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not Special Forces.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still an idiot.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a loser.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still in need of a brain.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still without a clue.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a jerk.
      Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not scary.

  17. A Proud Infidel®™

    Maybe we should start a betting pool on how soon Colt Bulot and/or his sockpuppets will resurrect this thread yet again?

    1. ChipNASA

      I called it over the next three days but since this is today, that’s not exactly resurrecting, but at least keeping it going.

      CHEW TOY!!!

    2. Ex-PH2

      Call him Kelly. That’s usually a girl’s name.

      1. ChipNASA

        I like calling him Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot
        because we know Hildabeast is a LOSER like Clinty girl.

  18. Silentium Est Aureum

    I need to reread these later today with a frosty beverage at hand.

    Pure comedy gold, Colt. Only the joke’s on you.

  19. ChipNASA

    We need to snatch Colt bald headed and knife hand him so hard he cries.

  20. Papago Joe

    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not Special Forces.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still an idiot.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still trying to BS his way out of trouble.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a loser.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still in need of a brain.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still without a clue.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still a jerk.
    Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot is still not scary.