I’ve been sitting on this one for more than three years, He’s a slippery one, this Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Albert Bulot fellow. Those are names that he uses. The first time I talked to him, he was on Facebook and he sent me DD214s;
He sent me four photos of the same document with the same handwritten scrawl in places and that made me wonder – I’ve never written on an original copy of my DD214 so I don’t know what would motivate someone to do that. I asked him about his class dates – the Ranger Tab and Special Forces Tab were in many of his photos. He merely said that he didn’t want to give those dates to me. The folks at Green Beret Poser Patrol asked him and he gave them the same answers – that he wanted to keep that information private.
The problem is that the information isn’t private. I checked with the Ranger Training Brigade and I couldn’t find a class number for him. Our friends at Green Beret Poser Patrol couldn’t find a record of Bulot attending SFQC either. His FOIA which also list the tabs, don’t make mention of his training;
According to his DD214, his last assignment was to the 1/221st Armored Cavalry in the Nevada National Guard which is part of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment. The period of active duty on his FOIA that lasted from 2005 – 2007 was when 1st Squadron of the 11th ACR was in Iraq and 1/221st covered their duties as aggressors at the National Training Center. The 1/221st had a deployment to Afghanistan, but I can’t find a record of him being on active duty during that time frame.
The only training in his FOIA and his DD214 is Drill Sergeant School and what looks like 11B training.
His 2-1 is a mess but it shows that he had some time in the 82nd Airborne Division briefly, but there’s no training like Ranger or Special Forces;
He has a son who looks like he’s a totally legit soldier, but this Colt Bulot has had several chances to come clean and he just won’t.
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833 responses to “Colt Bulot; another Special Forces phony”
Class numbers?
Orders?
Liar?
Number “0” sounds about right for this sack of shit.
3 pages and 625 comments and you’re still a giant prolapsed asshole.
Give it up Colt.
SF training? Ranger Class? Orders? Certificates?
Fuck You
“You’re still a giant prolapsed asshole”
Coffee… nose… fuckin’ ow, man!
Hmm. “Prolapsed asshole” – is that anything like an ambulatory verbal rectum?
I’m still waiting for Jonn to be served the papers for Colt’s threatened law suit. Discovery alone will be worth it.
Fuck you. You don’t have the right to know this story. And never will. You pathetic little people. You have zero idea. And I pity you. Thank God you were never served in my unit. God Bless and Fuck you.
You must be a leg, if you ever earned the right to understand my service to our country then we can talk. Because you have no clue . You people that believe this fat ass Blog are really pathetic. My records are clear. Deal with it. Or come see me. And tell my asshole friend Tokarski to F*** off. Email me anytime
Colt….I understand your service to our country! Your a bullshit artist plain and simple! The only Servicing you did was to the clerk who typed up that abortion of a DD 214 you claim! Hand written notes on a 214! Give me a break!
We here at TAH talk of honor, loyalty, country! You use it like a punchline, you miserable fuck!
Hey Colt, if it will help…I can provide some advice. Just pull some class numbers out of your ass. At least this way it would appear that you are trying to set the record straight. I mean, we all know yer full of shit….but sometimes its the effort that (kind of) counts….
Colt Bulot.
Still a turd.
Pathetic little boy.
Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot
Happy Friday Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot you fellatious fudgpacking fairy.
You suck Donkey Balls.
Chip that is what you’re wife said. Little man.
You are as sharp as a tack Colt, way to proofread.
It’s another Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot free Friday. He remains as invisible as his imagined SF quals. Life goes on.
Another day and Colt Bulot is still floating in the toilet bowl.
Only when you wipe my ass. Pathetic little man
You do realize that you agreed with Green Thumb?
Hey Colt. How’s it hangin?
Colt has about 8 lined up behind the Waste Management #2 dumpster at the “J”.
Colt, are you too busy slurping cock to provide your class dates or orders?
Man up.
Well another day and well, what haven’t we said about Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot.
Oh yeah, that’s he’s a lovely human being.
I bet you got lots of ticks and treats dressing up last night for old Hallow-weenie in your fake Ranger & Special Forces get up.
Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot – all it takes is a few class numbers or some orders to clear this up. But, you don’t have that info, do you? Must be too busy to get that info to Jonn or anyone else that can verify it, huh?
Assclown…
You are correct that Bulot’s providing two class numbers (or PII-redacted copies of orders showing award of the SF and Ranger Tabs) would clear up the matter – if the info was legit. However, providing bogus info/docs would prove him a liar.
As far as I know he’s refused to provide those items. I guess everyone will have to draw their own conclusions regarding why he’s apparently refused to provide class numbers or tab award orders.
So, what’d I miss?
***looks around***
Man, this room’s a mess. Was there a ruckus? Or a scuffle. No, more like a tussle. Yep. This looks like a tussle. Someone got their ass handed to them. Easy tussle though it was.
What happened to all the lawsuits that were promised and guaranteed by our fearless Colt, the simulated SF Ranger poser? What happened to all that sock-puppet courage, gone in the breeze with the stench from the bullshit you spew? Hello? Colt? Did you hang up?
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You actually make Hillary Clinton take pause.
“Boy is that guy a lying Douchebag” .
/hat tip to Ole Dennis Chevalier.
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Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot – still waiting, bytch!
Must be “working” his other job behind the dumpsters at the Flying J truckstop…
He teamed up with Thomas Reister and Clark D. Schreiber. Word on the street is they are offering reverse triple dutch rudders half off for the grand opening.
Skippy get a life and real contacts. Because you are so in the dark it’s just pathetic, as you are. Learn something real and maybe I will talk to you. Until then enjoy life. I definitely am enjoying mine. Only picking up your trash. That’s you Skippy ass
Who the fuck is skippy?
You really need to enroll in a remedial grammar class Colt. What the fuck are you trying to say?
Rub a dub dub three men in a tub
All working Colt Bulot’s nub….
I guess waiting for Colt Bulot to come up with proof is like waiting for Clark D. Schreiber to cough up the money he promised he’d donate to that charity!!
It’s Friday
It’s Fuck You Friday.
Hey Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot…..
Fuck You Fake-ass dickhole.
Been about a week or so since I last paid a visit…..it appears I have not missed much
I got bored.
Hey Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot…..
Hillary Clinton is a losing bitch and so are you.
So are you bitc*
Do you think the interwebz police are going to fine you for cursing? I mean seriously Colt, you claim to be some bad ass motherfucker and use * when you type curse words.
By the way, did you wrap up and submit your application to the Special Forces Association?
Colt, sup bruh?
I see that you have not produced your class numbers or orders. So it stands, Colt Bulot is another Special Forces phony.
Cocksucker.
You know what is sad. A official record from Department of the Army isn’t enough for you Fobits. You have no clue. And this is over 38 years. You legs are clueless. And this fat f*** is a phony Blog. Please come pay me a visit you pathetic little men. Please. My records are official and clean. And it’s sad that this Web Master can post lies. I’m out. You losers are not worth my time. And this fat ass Blog is under investigation for fraud. Goodluck and f*** off. Email me any time puss*
You know what is sad, you have yet to enroll in a remedial grammar course.
Did you wrap up and submit your application to the Special Forces Association?
No, Bulot. What’s sad is that your personnel records don’t match two other sets of official records of the US Army. That means either both of those other records are in error, or your personnel file somehow ended up containing two items that are not accurate.
There are any number of ways that inaccurate info could have ended up in your personnel file – twice. I’ll let you figure out what the most likely way for that to happen might be.
All you have to do is provide class numbers or other valid documentation (e.g., tab award orders) that prove your claims. The fact that you refuse to do that speaks louder than your ranting above.
Now, why don’t you be a good drunken has-been and go crawl back in the bottle. And while you’re at it, go home and get your freaking shine box.
Because you are already there pu**y.
If know anything about what happened then you will stand down. Unless you are a complete idiot. I’m waiting.
You realize that we know you are typing curse words, correct?
Did you wrap up and submit your application to the Special Forces Association?
Hey I made the 651st comment on here… the crickets are so loud
And the clock still ticks
Its tough to talk or type when your hands and mouth are working a meaty set of balls.
And I imagine old Colt Bulot here is a pro.
You know what is sad. A official record from Department of the Army isn’t enough for you Fobits. You have no clue. And this is over 38 years. You legs are clueless. And this fat f*** is a phony Blog. Please come pay me a visit you pathetic little men. Please. My records are official and clean. And it’s sad that this Web Master can post lies. I’m out. You losers are not worth my time. And this fat ass Blog is under investigation for fraud. Goodluck and f*** off. Email me any time puss*
Have you been initiated into the Dutch Rudder Gang yet? ?????
Because you are already there pu**y.
If know anything about what happened then you will stand down. Unless you are a complete idiot. I’m waiting. Lmao
You posted the same comment at 0305. Oh wait, you added “Lmao” to this one.
You ok bro? Busy at the “J” tonight?
Colt Bulot, another Special Forces phony, did you just finish your shift behind the Flying J?
All you have to do is provide class numbers or orders for what you are claiming, it is really that simple.
At this point you are Google famous, enjoy it.
That’s your sad part. I did my time. Retired I don’t owe you as* hole* nothing. Ever. And I really feel sorry for you that you actually know nothing about me. Goodluck and Goodbye
Sigh.
Your sentenced structure is really bad Colt and you continue to use * in certain words.
Do they have Net Nanny enabled on your Obama phone?
I bet you stay away from Blackhorse reunions, don’t you? I would, if I were a faker such as yourself. You should remove that Blackhorse patch, since you don’t deserve it.
Waiting patheti Fobits.
colt.bulot57@gmail.com.
Every one of you losers. Especially the Web master. And that fat ass Blogger John liar.
How many people do you like to impersonate???
Definitely not you. But this fake blog does make me smile at you losers
Read a real 214. I’m always looking for a real official comment. Not little fobits
Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot… still rocking the lie!
Must still be “working it” behind the local quickie-mart.
Stop being a little penis, Colt and admit the truth.
All you have to do to clear all of this up, Colt is to produce the docs that cover your training… send them to Jonn and he’ll post them.
Until then, get behind the dumpster and work those two-holes, assclown….
Colt Bulot = Loser.
How about some class numbers, COLT? That’s all it would take to straighten this out…CLASS NUMBERS.
Until them, just keep on working those cocks at the local truck stop….
I hear it started long ago…
“How was school today, son?”
“Great Mom. I got an A in a math test.”
“That’s wonderful. May I see it?”
“Fuck you! I’m not showing you shit, you fat ass!”
“Johnny, you can’t talk to your moma like that. After all, you’re still wearing your dunce hat. If you aren’t careful, you’ll grow up thinking you can outrun radios in cop cars. Until you show me the “A”, I’m going to continue to consider you a flunky. Now straighten up son while you still can. You don’t want to continue these childish bullshit games on up into your service years and look like a dip shit do you? Never mind, forget I ever said it. You think I don’t know you have an inflatable party doll under your bed when you tell me a certain women is stalking you? At this point it’s not too hard to imagine you claiming an imaginary military history once you have a couple of hash marks. Just you wait, sooner or later you will be the star of T A H and the Internet. Finally, before you start bitching about my fat ass; remember you banged it a few times. Why else would so many people call you a mthfckr?”
Not only does the cream rise to the top, the occasional turd does as well. Welcome back Colt, we’ve missed you. You don’t call, you don’t write, I’m starting to think you don’t luv us no more!
It looks like he doesn’t visit until the bars close.
Posting threats in the dead of night. Now, who was notorious for doing that? I think that it was a guy that used to live on Wilson Lane in Bethesda.
What does he drink more of, Dutch Rudder Cocktails, MD 20/20, T-bird, Night train or Wild Irish Rose?
Probably sits in front of the computer (which is hooked up to AOL) in soiled spandex and screaming at the wife about what’s posted.
He’s had three years to come clean, and told everyone to go get screwed. Now, he’s dealing with his fame here and on other sites…
Go eat another Bag of Dicks®™ while you GFY, Colt Bulot. Better yet, garnish it with a bag of sugar free gummy bears!
Which chooseth ye, the modern version:
Colt Bulot, a proven poser and liar
Now keeps lying while sayinf he’s as true
as a Friar
as he keeps lying
his credibility keeps dying
And everyone keeps laughing at Colt Bulot
Or yet another of mine Olde English yarns:
Colt Bulot, a proven poser and liar
Now keeps tattling while sayinf he’s as sooth
as a Friar
as he keeps lying
his credibility keeps dying
And ye keeps laughing at Colt Bulot
Did anyone ever figure out just what this clown’s problem is? A sane person might lie about something, but when caught in the lie give it up. This goofy thing pretends that continuing to lie will eventually result in something. But what?
Gotta love him for consistency, if nothing else.
Colt Bulot, another Special Forces phony, have you been getting some OT at the Flying J?
All you have to do is provide class numbers or orders for what you are claiming, it is really that simple.
Cocksucker.
Hey Colt….did Santa get you Class Numbers for Christmas? What was your New Years Resolution? To not tell lies? Curious minds want to know…..
Santa brought him a replacement 12″ Lex Steele dildo.
Custom-made at All-Points Logistics by none other than the Master of Pump-My-Ass Faster Himself, The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics).
I wonder if Phildo let him size it?
Oh hey lookie. LOSER shitbag Lying Assmunch Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot has come back and tried to impress us with his eloquence and tough guy talk. I love how “Clit” says “ I’m out. You losers are not worth my time. And this fat ass Blog is under investigation for fraud.
Fraud huh?
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Oh goody – he’s out. He did look kinda gaaaay.
So Colt, are you ready to play with some real Blackhorse Troopers???
Take him on a proper “spur ride”
Yee-fukin-ha Motherfucker!
Colt Bulot is still a turd.
Yep, still no class numbers or orders.
Suck a fat one Colt, little bitch.
Skippy get a life and real contacts. Because you are so in the dark it’s just pathetic, as you are. Learn something real and maybe I will talk to you. Until then enjoy life. I definitely am enjoying mine. Only picking up your trash. That’s you Skippy ass. Please meet me. Pussy
OH, is your new occupation picking up trash, Colt Bulot, or is it what you have to do for Community Service?
I see you learned how to copy and paste. Moving up in the world Colt!
Colt Bulot is still a pus-nuts dingleberry.
Wow 700 comments almost and counting
And I’ve got plenty of popcorn if anybody needs some
Skippy get a life and real contacts. Because you are so in the dark it’s just pathetic, as you are. Learn something real and maybe I will talk to you. Until then enjoy life. I definitely am enjoying mine.
Hey Colt Bulot, judging by your grammar and punctuation I’d have to deduct you’re not all that smart in more ways than one. May I suggest you take a remedial English and Grammar course? That way you don’t make peoe think you’re a sixth grade dropout when you post, o lying loser of a pus-nuts DINGLEBERRY!
What the fuck are you trying to say, Colt? For the love of all humanity, enroll in a remedial grammar class as soon as possible.
Class numbers or orders, it is as simple as that.
Hey Colt. I’ve been drinking thinking. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your sisters crotch and you turn to sucking donkey dick for beer money on the internet………Or is it too late for that particular career advice for you? You’re such a fucktard…..that calling you a fucktard is an insult to fucktards. Go eat a whole bowl of dick you fiddlefuckstick. Normally I don’t wish ill on someone, but in your case since you lied and defiled the Blackhorse…….a discarded Chlamydia contaminated douche bottle has better integrity than you.
Your very intelligent.
Your nothing but lies. I’m out little Fobits
And yet, you keep coming back. Sleep well on this thought……..my 4 yr old daughter has more integrity about telling the truth than you. Pretty sad for you, really.
We’re still living rent free in your empty brain housing group, Colt… you know we are and it’s eating you up.
I wonder what his son thinks about his daddy’s lies?
Son probably doesn’t know………yet
Cold Buttocks Jr??
Colt Bulot is a disgrace to his son.
Colt Bulot does not know how to user proper English.
Colt Bulot is out – of excuses.
Colt Bulot is desperate.
Your in control Web Master enjoy your phony blog. I just don’t care. This is entertaining of your ignorance.
*YAWN*
Hey Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot… still working balls, tickling taints and inspecting manholes at the local truckstop? Must be hard for you now, that your GOOGLE famous for your STOLEN VALOR exploits, huh Colt?
Shit, Jonn and others have been asking your dumb ass for class numbers and dates to verify your claims, and you got to play Billy Badass about the info… and since August when the shit hit the fan here about you, you keep on doing your drive by postings thinking your such a bad ass… well, everyone knows that your a liar and a fraud.
Deal with the fame Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot – STOLEN VALOR ASSCLOWN AND TRUCK STOP COCKSUCKER!
Where did you go to elementary school, Colt Bulot? It is obvious that you did not pay attention in class and should have had your butt whupped because of it.
Hey Colt, how’s your lawyer? As imaginary as your military history? As phony as your claims? There’s only one phony on this blog. TAG! You’re it!
Colt wanted to pay his lawyer with blow jobs, his lawyer didn’t take the case.
I wonder what his son (a Soldier that is serving HONORABLY) thinks about “dear old Dad” and his bull shit lies? I hope that none of the fellow Soldiers that he serves with has ever GOOGLED Colt’s name… a son doesn’t need to pay for the sins of his father.
CLASS NUMBERS AND DATES, COLT… that’s all it would take to clear this shit up! Then, there is the other option of ADMITTING that you’re a liar, COLT – if you were a real man, you’d do it!
Colt’s Son: “My did is the Army”.
Colts Son’s Battle Buddy: “Your dad is a fucking poser shitbag felchin’ loser”.
Colt’s Son: “I know”.
Talked with some fellow Blackhorse Troopers recently. They’re interested in Colt also….
Now that’s just awesomesauce. Get some Blackhorse.
???????
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Jesus you’re (Look at your posts “your” is NOT a contraction for “You Are”, dickmunch) an idiot, a liar, a pussy, a blowhard, a shitbag and a *LITTLE* *BITCH*.
Suck start a MOSSBERG 500 you pathetic fuckstain.
Your grandmother should have had an abortion.
Colt Bulot is still a turd that wears WAY to much hair gel.
Colt: You might be looking for men in all of the wrong places….
Colt Bulot is still a loser.
The closest Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot gets to getting any pussy is looking in the mirror every morning.
Colt, have you finished your Special Forces Association application yet?
Just in case, here you go:
http://www.specialforcesassociation.org/about/membership/
Still no class numbers or orders.
Suck a fat one Colt, little bitch.
So by now I ass-u-me that Colt Bulot is a COCKSUCKER to the Nth degree.
Colt, 740 posts and you are still a cocksucker.
Still no class numbers or orders?
Liar.
Suck a fat one Colt, little bitch.
I didn’t wade through 700 posts of bullshit but I did notice that Mrs. Colt and Mr. Colt had the same Your/ You’re/ Yore homonym issue. I hear that is what happens when you marry your sister.
Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot continues to be a GERBIL FELCHING, COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!
No numbers yet? Well, tomorrow is a brand new day of hopefulness.
Hey Colt!! The 11ACR Pulled Your Record, Guess What We Found? Team, just had his record pulled and he is a fraud, no Purple Heart, he went to RIP but never earned the Ranger Tab, he has the EIB, and Airborne. Highest award was an ARCOM. He never retired -ETSed. Could not see any assignment to the 11ACR. The Colt Cody Bulot is only 31 Years old and does not resemble this guy. The assignments in his record indicates – Ft Benning, Ft. Myer, and then Hawaii, and out. Unless his military record is not correct, his uniform does not match. My recruiter and 1SG senses are calling foul. He also has some AWOL time in his record.
Colt Bulot has a son who is in the military.
Oh oh oh oh……now he REALLY needs to be taken on a middle of the night spur ride.
Colt is still a lying pussy.
Hey, Colt! Howya doin’, rump rider? Got any CLASS NUMBERS to share with us? Thought so…
Colt Kelly Lee Vernon Hillary Albert Clinton Bulot continues to be a GERBIL FELCHING, COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!
All you have to do is provide class numbers or orders for what you are claiming, it is really that simple.
Suck a fat one Colt, little bitch.
I imagine he is the process of sucking a fat one now.
Probably a couple at one time, no less.
Colt told us before that he exclusively double fists behind dumpsters at any available service station, so a double-sucker is certainly not out of the question.
Go fuck yourself Colt.
I ran across this blog whose sole function appears to be vouching for Colt Bulot. It has a couple of 214s and a couple of photos, as well as a couple of statements to the effect of “by golly, we’ve checked Colt’s records and he’s legit!”
https://www.livingfree.solutions/single-post/2017/05/12/Correcting-an-Injustice
Want to guess what it DOESN’T include? How about class numbers and dates?
Oddly enough, I’m blocked on the Facebook comments. I wonder why.
Mustn’t allow anyone who might ask a question that Colt can’t (or won’t) answer.
The only person that blog talks about is Colt…sockpuppet?
The writing is too literate. He may have had a more intelligent friend do it for him.